When s*** hits the fan

It was about noontime, the metal of the plane reflecting the light of Celestia’s sun. Below was what looked like an endless forest of white and gray. Although it was early spring in Ponyville the weather deep in the Everfree forest was always a season behind the other. Eveypony on the flight was doing something different to keep themselves occupied. But Twilight was chatting with Fireweed about stuff. She was surprised to see he knew many things she knew also, “So, what kind of television do you like to watch?” she asked him, “well, i like to watch mostly Discovery channel, History channel, National geographic, those kind of television channels.” was what he replied. Twilight’s heart melted with joy, when she wasn’t reading a book those were the channels she would be watching. Everything was going as it should be. Until Twilight looked out her window, and saw a sight she would never forget. The sight of the plane's engine on fire.

As the plane came down, the colts that were in charge of keeping the thing in the air were instead haveing a stress induced arguement with each other, “Attention fillies and gentlecolts... Please remain calm and tranquil, because... WERE GOING DOWN! MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY!,” shouted the pilot from the cockpit, “you only shout mayday when its a life threatening situation” the co-pilot said over the intercom, “THIS IS A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION YOU DUMBASS!” the pilot told his co-pilot who said, “it is?” after an intense silence other than the alarms going off the pilot said, “Think about it, when a plane going at over 300 miles an hour suddenly comes to a violent stop, ponies generally don’t walk away from that alive. Therefore, it is a life threting situation, and also, why were you born?!”. Fireweed got up from his seat, and threw the chaos that ensued with that conversation he busted down the door to the cockpit and said, “Sorry to interupt your amazing conversation, but as you can see from the altimeter, you have less than a minute or were all dead. SO FOCUS!” he shouted. The pilots tried their best to pull the plane out of its death dive, but to no avail. The plane hit the ground violently and rolled over several times before coming to a complete stop. The last thing Twilight saw was a violently shaking plane, and a certain stallion holding onto her tightly.

When Twilight came to, all she saw was falling snow and plane wreckage strung about. She moved her limbs to see if she could move them, she could. She then called out to see if anyone was alive. Then she saw something she was relieved to see. Fireweed was up and moving towards her carrying a first aid kit in his hands, “are you alright Mis. Sparkle?” he asked, “call me Twilight, and i think im alright, im a little cold however” Twilight responded. Fireweed immediately hugged the shivering Unicorn. Twilight was a little confused, “your average body temperature is 98.5 degrees fahrenheit. By combining our heat, we can generate a max temp of 197 degrees. If that does not keep us warm, i don’t know what would” Fireweed told her, “a fire?” Twilight said in a joke. Fireweed giggled and said, “indeed my dear, a fire would be most helpful. We should get moving and collect firewood before nightfall. God knows what is in these woods at night.” Twilight did not want to let go, she wanted him to keep his tight embrace on her skin but she knew that if she ever wanted to long for his embrace again she had to be professional about the situation at hand. She had tears in her eyes as he let go and they went to get wood for a fire.

After what felt like forever they collected enough firewood to heat a whole house just about. Fireweed went and brought back a can of gasoline, “just to make sure the fire really gets going” he said with a smile, “I'm not so sure that's a safe idea” Twilight said concertedly, “Ah safety is overrated my dear. Plus, i've used Gasoline to set things on fire before. I know what i'm doing” Fireweed said to the purple unicorn. He then got a cup and poured out a small fraction of the liquid, “Jet fuel is more flammable than car fuel. So, to keep things on the safe side, i'm only using a tiny amount of the liquid.” After he put the liquid on the bundle of wood, he got a magnesium bar and a knife and set the thing a blaze, “Behold mortals! i have made fire!” he shouted jokingly. Twilight fell on the snow laughing with him, “HAHAHA, thats so random and thats why its funny!” she shouted in laughter. She then felt a tickling sensation on her stomach. She looked up to see her crush tickling her, “who doesn’t love a little flirt tickle” he said to her.

Twilight normally would have fought back. But something in her mind told her to not too. She enjoyed the feeling of his hands moving over her belly. He had very soft and gentle motion, “well, are you going to go further down?” she thought to herself. He stopped tickling her and said, “i think we need a shelter built” he said and she agreed. After a decent shelter was built they decided that it was late and to go to bed, “To save space and time were going to half to sleep together in the same bed.” he said. Twilight blushed, “fine with me” she thought almost smiling, “and, i hope you don't mind, but i tend to sleep naked, even in winter. So please don’t think since we just meat and all that i'm trying to do something to you while you sleep” he added to his sentence, “Go ahead, make me your bitch, i wouldn't care!” she said to herself almost laughing at her sentence. After a few more minutes a red faced Twilight went to sleep right next to her crush, “Damn it Fireweed, why do you half to be so sexy, smart, funny, and my type?!” she thought to herself.