Human World
I smiled as my little workers hustled around my chair. A few years ago I found the formula to life, a year it took me to find how to harvest it and a year to find how to use it. Now I had enchanted my little clay models. As so I was the world’s smartest person at an I.Q. of 194.8, Einstein’s was 167. I never did share this with the world, I was a bit camera-shy. Suddenly, a small explosion was heard down stairs as another failed experiment was dubbed “yup that’s gone.” My favorite little clay model, and my smallest, was a tiny wolf/dog that was currently sleeping on my lap. She gave a tiny yawn as she woke up on my leg, her little raspberry tongue sticking out.
“Mama? What experiment went kaphooe again?” She asked in the absolutely cutest tone ever.
“#1,285. The replicater. Probably put to much utonium in it again.”
“Oh, did you try atomic waste?” Blueberry asked, Yes her name was Blueberry, she was very smart about an I.Q. of 170.
"Yes but it doesn't want to cooperate." I replied gruffly staring at the basement door, where the window was currently covered in ash, angrily.
“Are #18 #20 #30 #31 #10 and #56 ok?” She questioned.
“Yes, remember I used your clay to make them? So they probably lost a limb, but it’ll grow back as quickly as when you lost the bottom half of you.” I said chuckling slightly at the memory.
“Yah I remember, I totally freaked out, I even thought I was going to die! But it freakin' grew back like lightning! That’s when we discovered that we could use my clay to make workers, like #56, and we won’t have to keep making new ones. Like when we lost #’s 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, and #8. That was hectic.” She said happily.
Then a knock was heard at the door, I quickly sign language to Blueberry “Get them in the basement” She nodded with a salute. She let out a flurry of dog barks and all of the 6 inch clay people hustled into a doggy door on the basement door after unlocking it.
“Ahem” I murmured before saying loudly, “Quipy! Into my room! You have to stop barking at the mailman!” I added in a commanding tone, putting on a cover for Blueberry. It was what we did when people came over.
“Package delivery for ‘Kelly Mille’,” The mailman called. Yes! my atomic mixer is here, my project can finally be done. I thought gleefully while getting up and brushing off my clothing.
“Coming!” I called in a sing-song voice. I rushed over to the door my long hair trailing behind me in the air. I opened the door to Freddy the mailman. I only knew his name due to his nametag. “Yes?” I questioned, even though I knew what it was, though he didn’t know what it was due to the fact it came from a private nuclear company.
“A blender for Miss Kelly?” He said in a friendly tone with a smile.
"Oh, yes, thank you good sir! My garden can be complete!" I said happily with a gleeful smile as I signed the paper. He handed the brown cardboard box to to me as I gave him the signed sheet.
"Have a nice day ma'am."
"And to you." I replied before closing the door as he turned around, walking down the pathway of my large front yard. I walked back into my house heading towards the basement. My home was powered by the sun's energy so I needn't pay power bills. I lived with no property taxes because they were prepaid for a few centuries. Yes I was immortal, I discovered this after I was blown to bits by a failed experiment. I believe it was one of the potions I drank mistaking it for a soda. I hate when that happens, it usually ends with me using one of my powerful healing plant's berries. I own a hospital company that found the cure to cancer, a plant I made named Hallinea cucumacusa, or for short Holly cumber. Holly Cumber is actually a plant that makes cucumber-like veggies that if you eat raw will kill un-needed cancer cells. I reached to the basement door breaking my thoughts. Entering I said,
"It's safe to come out. Have brunch, there's meatloaf in y'alls room's food keeper you could cook in the microwave." A murmur of happiness spread through the crowd of tiny multicolored people. "Oh and also you have the day off just put your stuff up and you are dismissed." They broke out in quiet, happy cheers before hustling towards the tiny clay people's storage area before heading towards the 7 inch tall 6 inch wide door in the wall to the left. As soon as the room was empty of clay people, I walked over to the wall and pressed a blue button which opened up cracks around the working areas and then sunk them down below the floor. I then pressed a blue with sparkly clear gems button and in place of the work areas were a couple sphere-shaped seats and a couch that wrapped around the room. A thin rectangle opened up in the celling dropping out magenta a rug then a flat-screen tv lowered down to hang from the cealing. soon after a few more changes the room had a small eating table, a phone from the wall, and a large in the wall fish tank.
After sitting down my box in the closet under the stairs, I walked over to the phone and called my friends from the company we owned called K.A.A.S. (Kelly , Abigail, Ayrienne, Sarah.) they may be my best friends from 6th, 3rd, and 6th grade but they were also the only people who knew how intelligent I was. (Short description: Ayrienne was a normal sized young adult, Sarah was cubby, but not fat, Abigail was lean and I was a normal young adult size.) I invited them over and they all, thankfully, said yes after I said it was important. They used a teleporter I gave them and teleported to my basement, where I currently was. Once they were all here I spoke,
"Thanks for coming guys, I called you urgently because I needed to tell you that my newest experiment was completed, it could give eternal youth to any living creature, and I tried it on a small calf (baby cow) and it didn't harm it and it never aged in the weeks following nor did it ever get harmed so I wanted to try it on us. Since I know your the only people trusting enough to hear me out without freaking out. So, what do you say?"
"Sure!" Ayrienne replied after a millisecond's thought, she had know me since 3rd grade and we were already 27, so she trusted me the most.
"Ok, why not." Sarah added a second after Ayrienne.
Abigail gave the most thought, "Okay." She said finally in a happy, satisfied tone. We formed a circle around the center of the rug in the middle of the room, I felt a disturbance in my hair and felt a tiny paw press against my neck. Blueberry's in my hair, I thought, well at least she can give us some entertainment afterwards. I pulled a small remote-like device from my pocket and configured it to 5 creatures, largest and nearest. Once done I muttered,
"Here goes everything." Then absolutely everything turned completely white as a pressed the activate button I quickly closed my eyes tightly, but a blinding flash pierced through my eyelids and pain immediately pressed down on me like a crushing anvil. A felt my bones move and crack, my liver slip, my skull change shape torturously, a tingling was felt on my back through through the pain and then I felt my bones on my ribs in the back begin to grow a tiny extra bone before piercing through my skin and continue growing though no blood was drawn it hurt like bloody hell it's self, satin was probably envious of the torture I was going through. A bone suddenly went through the top of my head piercing the skin, but I felt no more as a blacked out from the pain thinking, I must be going to the after world, goodbye my wonderful life.
When I began to take grasp on half consciousness, I heard a noise......
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Was that birdsong?
What are we, and where are we?!
Was that bird song?
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I groaned slightly as a lifted my head.. well I tried to at least. My eyes snapped open but quickly narrowed at the blinding sunlight. The first thing I noticed was that I couldn't feel.. well my fingers, toes, a ton of other parts, or my thumbs. My thumbs. I managed to lift my head, immediately noticing that my ears were sharper and in a different place I looked at.. my.. my... MY HANDS! they were gone! They were hooves! What in the name of bloody hell! I looked along my self feeling the breeze ever so slightly... and... HOLY FUCKING HELL, I WAS A FUCKING HORSE. WHAT FUCKING WITCH-CRAFT WAS THIS. I realized I wasn't much of a horse, I had wings and a horn. That made me think... I was a... hmmmm... alicorn. Yeah that was the word. Wait where was Blueberry? I shook my massive head lightly and felt her shift in my hair. I looked at my light-blue hand.. hoof, actually. and my hair (mane?) and it was a few hues darker with a bit more paleness. (LOOK AT FIC-PICTURE TO SEE COLORS.) I looked at my clothes laying beside me and relized I was naked but oh-well. I had fur. Close to me I saw a bird trying to fly, flapping its wings all around, it appered to be a Phoenix, hmm so the myths were true though the fact it was blue threw my train of thought off track. I was in a managed to stand up, looking a lot like Bambi. I walked towards, it looking way~ more like Bambi, and relized it was indeed a Phoenix. It looked at me and narrowed it's eyes at me.
"Hey Kelly!" It said, wait birds couldn't talk... Wait that was Ayrienne's voice!
"Ayrienne?" I said warily, but shocked none the less
"Yup!" She chirped on happily. She eyed my wings. "Can you teach my how to fly? And you know what? Just like that I don't care any more. Can you give me a pony back ride?!" She chattered on.
"Um ok?" I said, confused.
"Yay!" She hooted before jumping on my back, her talons surprisingly not hurting at all, but tickling slightly.
I noticed a furry lump I little farther back behind me. I realized it was a cat as a began walking towards it it stirred and looked at it's paw, seeming freaking out, Her head jearing back before she noticed her tail...
"ERIMIGOSH ima cat! No wait.. IMA DOG I DOG IMA DOG!" She chanted as she began chasing her tail, I realized by the cat's voice she was Sarah she was chubby like her too. Wait.. Cat's don't talk I facepalmed... Or was it facehoofed? I dunno. Sarah continued her chanting as she chased her tail and slipped and slided on the dewing grass. Not even caring that she didn't know how to walk on four legs. Just stumbling around, chasing her tail chanting, "IMA DOG IMA DOG IMA DOG!!" Till she fell on her side lmao-ing.
"Really Sarah? You can be too funny some times!" I said with laughter choking my words.
"Kelly?!" she said, shocked, looking up quickly.
"Yup. Don't look so shocked cat-woman." I said with a smirk of satisfaction at my comment. "Hey where's Abby?" I asked looking around before spotting a lump of white fur. it lifted it's head... well only the back of it's head. I soon saw it was a rabbit. It groaned before muttering,
"What happened?" Yup it was Abigail. I was over my shock at the fact they could talk. A thought that was complexly random popped in my head when my wing twitched, could I fly? I dunno. I walked over to the furry lump of rabbit and asked,
"Abigail?"
"Yea? What's up?" Oh-ho-ho she shouldn't have asked that. Mwahaha!! confusing levels to the MAXXXX!
"Well~ your a rabbit, I'm a weird alicorn horse, thing Ayrienne's a phoenix, and Sarah's a cat. We're in a glade somewhere in the woods and that where is a I don't know [where, Also I think we may be stuck in these forms." I took in a large gasp as I finally finished talking very quickly. As soon as I finished Abby's bunny head shot up so quickly that I thought her little neck would break.
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GAWD YOUR A PONY!! Can I have a piggy-back ride? Huh? Huh???" She chirped on happily.
"Uh, yea were going to fly to find some land. If I can fly that is- OOUFF!" I gasped suddenly as she jumped on my back suddenly. "Unnecessary." I muttered, "Sarah you can rude on my head or back." I said to the black and white cat.
"Hmmm, Head." she said I imagined her floating towards my head as I always do with my wandering imagination, and suddenly she was enveloped in a purple aurora and I felt a strange substance flow into my horn. I jeered my head back in shock and it all immediately stopped.
"Whoa~! Kelly!! Your horn just glowed with the same purple as Sarah!!" Ayrienne exclaimed. I began to put 2 and 2 together and got a crazy conclusion, I caused that. I focused on a leaf and did the same and it began to move around.
"ERMIGOSH I gots telekinesis!!" I sqee-ed
"Awesome! Cool! Can you lift me into the air?!" A chorus broke out around me.
"Can you cast spells?!?!" Ayrie asked. (That was my nickname for her.)
"I'll research that Ayrie." I said, still in awe from that moment.
"Kay."
"Now, lets go find civilization." I said as Sarah jumped on my head and settled down on my star-y mane. I opened my large wings and began flapping them. "Hold on!" I exclaimed I felt Abigail cling onto my mane and Ayrienne dig in her talons, which only caused a bit of tickling. I took unsteadily into the air but quickly gained the hang of it steadily flapping hanging a few yards above the ground. "Hey, I'm pretty good!" I said happily, taking my self a bit higher. But then my fear of heights kicked in and I gulped, but just ignored it and began flying, enfoying the feeling the wind in my hair. I focused on a cloud and slowed my flying. I flew slowly towards it and put a hoof on it. It was like one of those super soft beds. But it was quite solid I flew on top of it out of curiousity and lowered my self onto it. With my wings out I landed on it just incase I fell straight threw. I just stood there, on the cloud, and I wasn't falling through. I crouched on the super soft cloud, happily relishing the soft-ness. It was like laying on a soft cotton and un-twined sheep-wool. IT WAS SO FREAKING SOFT. I started flapping my wings so I would go forward. Behind me Ayrienne began humming "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes."
Soon we found ourselves near a small cottage that was surrounded by bird houses next to a a crystal clear stream. Inside I saw a small butter colored pegasus with a light pink mane and tail. I figured that she might help us so I approach the cottage on my cloud. I whispered silently to my friends saying "Be quiet I have an idea, just talking little animal meows and chirps or whatever when we get there." I got off my cloud and landed at the door. Knocking on it, I called out quietly,"hello?" I was really shy. A call answered me,
"Coming!" A sweet singsong voice rang in my ears. Soon a butter yellow pegasus stood in front of me. I realized I stood above her by a few inches. "Um.. hello?" she squeaked quietly.
"Hi! What's you name? I was looking for a town around here some were that I could stay in."
"I'm Fluttershy..." she whispered. I put out my wing in a greeting. Ayrienne squawked a little as she was on that wing. I had heard her regardless of the fact she whispered it. Fluttershy looked at my wing and then my horn before squeaking and passing out. ... What? I thought. Suddenly a blue rainbow-mane pegasus' head popped into view.
