The battle music starts, and the show titles run as a new series of robot wars equestria
starts as the camera pans to Discord.
"Well hello every-pony and welcome to carnage and mayhem.. yes it can only be robot wars.. the greatest show is back and ponies have brought the best fighting machines to be pitted against each other, and the house robots.. yes the house the house robots are back and here's a reminder of who they are".
Dr whooves speaks in a load voice
"yes Discord, these metal munching titans are ready to destroy the competitors chances to win...First we have the beautiful Matilda with those deadly tusks and here spinning fly wheel at the back she gives generosity to the crowd in destruction... Next we have Dead Metal. She has piercing claws to grab and a saw to cut you down to size her loyalty to the others is un-match able..Next is Sgt Bash fast with a flame thrower and grabbing pincers to let you now his kindness.. Next is Shunt his brute strength with axe and scoop is honest enough to tell you that your robots bad by distorting it... Next is the big monster with a crushing claw taken form a reassure clamp the fire people use and a lance like no other ..Run and hide its Sir Killalot with his pure laughter to kill robots and leave you dragging the remains in a black bag but we have one more the Ref Bot who keeps order and and shows its magic to keep everyone in line this year so don't mess".
Discord replys
"now you now the house robots lets meat today's contestants".
Dr whooves starts rambling again
"well we have some new and some old for heat a,
Hypnodic vs Repteron,
Hypnodisc returns controlled by pinkie pie and here ability to destroy anything in the arena,
then we have,
A Random Robot vs Ponytron,
2 new robots that look very interesting in my oppion,
42 vs Henry,
Twilight re-turns with a new robot 42 i wonder if she used science to make it again,
and last its,
Number Crusher vs Tacktile,
Number Crusher want's revenge as last time they had a judges dissension go against them as the start fresh against a new team,
so these are the robots in the heat lets go down to
Julie reed who is a pony for some reason".
Julie Reed levitates microphone using unicorn magic,
"thanks Dr we have some fine teams but first I'm going to team Hypnodisc
Pinkie Pie "
before she could say anything pie shouted
"oh my god, we back on tv, is my tail groomed, is this the real life, am i trapped in reality, and will bbc bring back robot wars, oops to much isn't it" she stopped getting worked up and pretend nothing happened.
Julie was confuse and slid to the next bench
"OK here's the Repteron team still tinkering with there robot i'll probable leave them alone for the time, as they sill can't get the flipper to work,
here's A Random Robot, who haven't turned up yet..strange, ponytron team, putting back the base plate to there robot, and here's 42 the other important robot made by twilight"
Twilight looks proud next to a white sheat covering here robot as she starts to talk,
"i think my science knowledge allows me too predict what the other teams will try and i can pre-pare for that and
i know i have the best robot"
she smiles and poses for the camera,
Julie Reed announces "now back to Discord for the first fight".
Discord shots
"is everyone ready?" The audience shouts in reply as everyone is excited,
"OK let the battle begin",
commentary by Dr Whooves though all battles,
"Hypnodisk enters the arena with its destructive blade and metal body this robot is the business,
Reptorn enters green, with a dome shape and flipper that looks badly made i hope plastic is strong because, i don't think so!"
Audience cries "3...2...1 activate"
the two robots dart around one another,
"it looks like Hypnodisc is getting that blade to proper speed, and it looks terrifying"
Hypnodisc charges towards Reptron as it tears a hole in the robot, and flings it across the arena and Hypnodisc gets a bit out of control
"oh look at that i think it could be over before its began, but now Repteron is still mobile, sort off"
Reptorn bounds about, as Hypondisc tears another chunk of and the ripped plastic, which revels a inners shell of electronics,
which Hypnodisc charges towards making the shell fall of ,
"oh hahahaha, Repteron has lost it shell, it looks like Sir Killalot is going to Finnish it of "
Sir Killalot trundles over, and grabs Reptron and dangles it over a fire pit then puts it in the pit
"Hypnodisc has won in style in a flawless way"
Discord appears with fireworks behind him, as the crowd give him a massive cheer,
"what a fight but we can't dawdle to long the next one is going to be great".
a jump cut to A Random Robot going in, which is triangle shaped and has only a axe, and it is made of cardbord,
and its fighting Ponyton, a robot with a scoop and a wedge at the back, but both robots can't self right .
Dr Whooves starts the commentating again,
"Ponyton charges towards A Random Robot witch is flipped out the arena ... its all over in a blink of a eye"
Discord appears and announces,
"blink and you mis it Ponyton goes though".
42 Enters the arena, and it turns out Twilight created Razor, the most magnificent robot ever, with a crushing claw and purpose built holes, to save Wight and-it must fight Henry, a block shaped robot with a picture of someone's granny on it as that is best weapon.
Dr Whooves starts commentating,
"the part bird part reptile 42 attacks Henry, by crushing though the top of its body"
42 grab's on Henry, it tightness as load noise can be heard as the metal starts to bend
"listen to this devilish weapon"
42 picks up Henry, and dangles it over the flame pit
"Henry buns alive, it looks as granny is getting a bit to snug"
Henry is dropped and runs into Matilda, who flicks over Henry,
"Henry looks beat but what's this 42 is attacking Matilda,
42 starts putting holes into Matilda,
"what's happening to you tildy...I'm glad she's on fire, hahaha, call on you house robot friends to help you,
what is to become of a pore darling Matilda children?"
The fight ends with Dead Metal putting Henry in the pit,
while everyone was distracted, Discord manipulated the writer to skip the next fights and get to the bit where Hypnodisc fights Razor.
five hounded words later and
were at the final, 42 vs hypno disc,
and Julie is with both teams,
before Julie could say anything Pinkie Pie bounce around shouting "this fights going to be fun..fun ..fun", Twilight calmed here friend down she giggled a bit and said "we don't care who wins but were both ready for a good match"
Julie spoke
"well you heard it first, this is going to be fun".
The two robots enter the arena, both roboters have respect or each other
and Dr Whooves in commentating on this last battle
"two great robots 42's destructive crusher and Hypnodisc's devastating disc".
The audience shouts one last time "3...2...1 activate",
the two robots charge towards each other having a glancing blow, with no damage to ether robot
"both robots dance around each other in mutual respect and, 42 goes for the kill grabbing the side of Hypnodisc where the disk can't effect it
but the crusher isn't strong enough to get though the armer, but there able to push it towards Shunt who axes hypno d, i, s, c, o, missing the disc luckily"
Hypnodisc is then shoved up by Shunt, as Razor lets go, making Hypno disc force to self right and run away which it did
"Razor charges again and hypno disc looks week for the first time as its pace is slowed"
Razor claws the over side getting in the middle of the metal bit and the self righter, while pushing it to
Sgt Bash who clamps Hypnodisc left back wheel while, torching it with the flame thrower
"Hypnodisc looks emobalised and its getting the count"
the Ref Bot counts from 1 to 10, and gives a red card at the end of the count,
making the match over.
After Discord talked to the teams he finally ended the show by saying
"no pony cares about the chores
as there to busy watching... Robot Wars
goodbye"
The End
