My Little Time Lord

There are many worlds, but they all share the same destiny, and here, we see a world share the same fate as Eqestria...

Once upon a time, in the magic horror known as the BBC World, there were two great princesses, Princess David Tennant and Princess Christopher Eccleston.  They governed the day and the night.  They were arguably the second handsomest Doctors (sorry, Colin Baker and Peter Capaldi are more handsome than big-ears and bent-nose; so is Paul McGann) and more debatably still, the second hottest or something like that (Matt Smith  and Jon Pertwee may have funnier faces, but slightly firmer figures; Paul McGann's figure is also firmer; this makes him the single most attractive Doctor).  Anyway, because as most fangirls have really picky tastes they began to say "skip the Ninth" because for some reason in fan-frick brains, the Ninth's more tender moments from "Father's Day" and his silly moments from "The Empty Child" and "The Doctor Dances" never happened.  What the frick?! Anyway Princess Eccleston found himself with fewer fangirls than Princess David Tennant, and so out of raw envy he turned into Valeyard Moon!

He threatened to permanently enshroud the Earth with darkness and bananas, so Princess David Tennant had to stop him.  He tried to reason with Princess Eccleston,but when your fanbase of groupies is largely made up of "Twilight-Mom" types rather than hot young girls, there is no reasoning.  So ultimately,  Princess Tennant had to use the Eyes of Harmony to send Valeyard Moon into, well, the Moon, until he could think of a cure.

Meanwhile, Princess Eccleston would be stuck in the Moon doing Moony-Woony things, until the set time would end and he would make his escape.

Those were the words young Jon Pertwee, a tall and leanly built man who looked like he was in his latemost 40s with hair of mottled white, silver, grey, blonde, red, and brown, read (he was at the tender age of 600).

"Now I'm sure I read something like this somewhere before, about the Eyes of Harmony, but I'm not sure where...hm."