It was so simple...than ponies

by Lamiant Geist

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Dark, Comedy
Length: 1550

It was an average day for this overweight middle schooler than he started to notice things

It was an average day for this overweight middle schooler than he started to notice things. Like a shimmer there and then some..thing popping in and out of his vision. Then he vanished to elsewhere…

First story. So please comment and tell me things to add or not.
Takes place right when Discord has escaped.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-19 18:40:05 UTC

Chapter 1

'Finally' I thought. Just as the school bell rang. I started to head out of class and go to my locker when i got stopped by my best friend, Brandon Clark.

"Hey, Logan!" Brandon said.

'I really don't want to do this today.'I put on a fake smile."What is it?"

"I bought this water bottle and do you want to dump the rest of it on Lucas?" Brandon said

'He always wants to do this.'I sigh."OK sure go ahead." I say completely bored.

If you hadn't noticed yet i am genuinely a dick quite a bit to people that i know can't fight back. I guess you can me a bully but that's not how we see it no we see it as a game. I don't care what most people think of me and I don't care about them plain and simple. Now where was I... Oh right.

"YOU ARE A BUNCH OF DICKS" Exclaimed Lucas

Brandon is laughing his ass off for whatever reason I just look around. That is when I saw something it seemed to have a ugly ass body with a bunch of random animal body parts and it seemed to be smirking. Then it mouthed 'Soon'. Then it vanished in a spray of bananas.

'OK... I have officially gone insane'. I thought at least. Then i noticed that someone was screaming my name.

"LOGAN...LOGAN...HEY YOU IN THERE." Brandon exclaimed

"Huh...oh...yeah" I said. 'What was that? I'll figure it out later'.

So my mom comes to pick me up every school day, but she was later than usual. So I pulled out my phone and called her...

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"Hello" a gruff sounding voice says.

"Uh hello? Uh who are you?" I say.

"Kid I am a police officer." He says

'Why did his voice sound so...grave'. "Did something happen to my mom?"

"...Yes she got in a car accident. She didn't make it...sorry." Then he hung up.

Of course all I could think about was what happened than my mind came down to that thing I saw,.'Looks like that thing may be real after all.'

So that day I decided to walk home which is a mile and a half which is torturous one you weigh around 180-190 pound range. When I was walking I kept on seeing the thing pop around and random marks of shimmering light but it seemed that I was the only one that could see it and the lights. When I finally got inside the 2 Bedroom apartment, it was much darker than it usually is when i walked inside. I saw my sister. Lying on the ground. In a pool of blood. Surrounded by wolves made out of... wood? Than they noticed me.'SHIT!' I screamed in my mind. So I turned around and ripped the door open and booked it out of there with the wolves on my tail.'FML! FML! FML!' I shouted in my mind. Than i felt a explosion of pain on my leg. I spared a glance and saw that one of the bloody wolves scratched the back of my leg.'Well I am fucked.' I thought. Than something that wasn't suppose to happen my body froze up and I don't mean the kind where you just are not able to move I mean literally froze up. When I started to frantically look around I saw a black vortex in the bottom part of this and it seemed to look about to implode. Than guess what... It imploded and that was the last thing I saw before I blacked out.

I woke up in the middle of a forest but it didn't look like any forest that i have seen it was much darker and it had the scary vibe going on. So i decided if anything came with me I opened my backpack and looked inside. Useless school books, check. Laptop, check. Phone and headphones, check. Machete, check what I am paranoid I live near Detroit. Teleporter that can bring me back and make things normal, not check.

I sigh to myself well might as well start scouting. I started traversing the forest going north when i stumbled across some ruins.' Well I am somewhere that could be even more dangerous. Okay.' So I started walking there when I see a lion, scorpion thing and it definitely noticed me by the way it was staring at me.'Well time to use the 0 hours of training that I had with my machete' I pull my machete out and the lion thing narrows its eyes at me and starts charging. It is faster than expected by the claw slash down my arm. It stings like a motherfucking bee. So I stay defensive while the lion thing charges me again but i was ready. I moved to the side and cut along its entire side about a centimeter deep. When it lands it stumbles in pain, then turns and charges again. After 2 hours of fighting I came out victorious but beaten to shit with the multiple scratch marks and the broken arm.'Yeah I got totally fucked up.' So I started limping through the ruins. It all just started to become a blur. Then i found myself in a room with the colors gold and white I think there is a lot of dust but i didn't care I just stumbled to the bed and fell, but for some unknown reason i couldn't sleep so I sat up with great care and started looking around it was pretty empty, but then my eyes fell on a portrait it was two pegacorns one midnight blue and the other a white. Both in regal attire looking things and it had a plate on the bottom and it had two names. Princess Luna of The Night and Princess Celestia of The Sun. Also with a date. June 4, 34,099 AH. What does AH mean? Why is the date still similar and why am I suddenly tired and right before I fell asleep I saw the creature fomr this afternoon and it was still smirking.

Chapter 2

When I opened my eyes I just saw a pitch black landscape that goes as far as I can see. Than it started forming around me and soon enough it had made a office and the thing was sitting behind the desk. When I started looking around more I saw a nameplate it said, Dr. Discord,'so that's the weird creatures name.'

"Come, Sit." Discord said

So I did. The chair was pretty comfortable if I do say so myself.'Now what would he want with me I know I have no real talents.'That is when I heard hes awful sounding voice say.

"Yes you have talents, its just that you don't know them yet." Discord said still smirking.

'Can he read my--.' "Yes I can" He said. I roll my eyes.

"Alright then what do you want with me than?" I say.

"Oh nothing just need something else to amuse me."

"Well sorry buddy but I do not like amusing people forcefully."

"Woah, Woah who said anything forcefully. I just want you to act like yourself and blend in."

"What do you mean blend in?"

"Oh well you are about to lose your humanity for some time."

"Well ok...Wait! What!"

Before I could say anything further. He snapped his fingers and everything white. Then I blinked my eyes a few times and I felt immensely shorter that is when I looked down... I had hooves... No fingers... I screamed.

'Hey hey calm down or you will attract attention'

'Was that a voice in my head?'

'Yes. I Discord have chosen you to be my carrier until I come back'

'Well this just got more exciting'

He didn't reply. So I took in my surroundings and saw I wasn't at the ruins, but in the middle of a town.'Well shit. Wait I am a pony i guess so i got to check myself out.' I walked to the nearest window and saw my reflection. I was a colt with aqua hair and a pale white body. My eye color was pink but then again maybe not it kept on flashing to a fiery red, but right then it stopped and stayed...pink.'Well okay.' I looked further up and saw a horn. I sigh. I turn around and flinched. there was a set of blue eyes that seemed to be staring at my soul.

"Hi I am Pinkie Pie, and your new so that means I haven't seen you yet which means you haven't had a Welcome to Ponyville Party!" Pinkie said

'I hate parties.'"No party for me please, I don't like parties."

I think I broke her because her hair immediately deflated and she looked like someone just told her that her family just died.

"You-u-u don't like parties." she said in a squeaky voice.

'Is it bad that she looks cuter with straight hair.'I sighed." I was kidding I love parties." I said wit ha fake smile.

Her hair immediately reflated itself and she was happy again."Yeah, now I don't have to cancel the party that I set up for you!" Then she bounced away and i mean literally bounced away.'Well today is gonna be a long day.''Yes it is' Discord said