I might be homeless, but i look so fabulous!

by AwesomenessinYOURFACE

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 660

What would happen if rarity was homeless? would she still be fabulous as she is? will she even kill for her own food?

Rarity, a beautiful elegant mare, who USED to be rich, honored and generous. but what happens when she takes the wrong turn, for the worse?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-25 10:56:37 UTC

Chapter one

"Oh sweetie belle! time to comb your curfew!" a mare with a dazzling mane, said as she called out to her younger sister,

"RARITY! ITS 4 AM! I NEED SOME SLEEP!" the little pink and purple maned filly moaned out as rarity frowned,

"But its never to early for fashion!"

"maybe in this family," the little filly moaned as she lifted the covers above her head, as rarity started to pull her covers off,

"COME ON! sweetie belle if we don't get ready now we might loose the carousel boutique!" she managed to finally yank the covers off of sweetie belle as the little fillies eyes fluttered open to the sunlight.

"Bright light! bright light!" she covered her eyes with her hoofs as rarity just rolled her eyes and once again, yanked her sister so she would fall off of her bed and onto the carpet, it didn't really hurt her that much falling on the carpet, but it felt like forever since she actually had fallen on it, the last time that happened was when she was a foal and rarity was jealous of her cuteness.

"and ponies call ME a drama queen!" said rarity sarcastically as she levitated a brush with her magic and started to comb sweetie belles hair "Now hold still, we need to look AMAZING when the rent ponies come," the rent ponies where These rather low life ponies who are payed to go around and collect everyponie's rent, sweetie belle didn't really care about the boutique, in fact she barely even cared about rarity, the only time she probable liked her sister was when she showed some sisterly love when that sister race was on and she thought Applejack was a better sister than her.

"OUCH!" yelled sweetie belle as rarity pulled a bit of her mane, she had tugged so hard that a ginormous clump of her mane fell out,

"Oh sweet Celestia! your mane sweetie belle its hideous!" rarity gasped as she ran  down stairs and grabbed her "Special Arrangement Hair Supplies" or as she calls it SAHS,stumbling over all of the stairs she finally got to sweetie belle "IMMEDIATE HAIR REVIVAL! GO!" rarity opened her kit  and grabbed sweetie belles worst nightmare.... MANE EXTENSIONS! Sweetie belle still thinks Applejack is a WAY better sister then Rarity, she often thinks how lucky Applebloom must be with Applejack but then Scootaloo doesn't even have a sister! Sweetie belle was still jealous of her two besties.

As rarity attached the mane extensions sweetie belle thought about her life, the life she wish for, the life she has, and the life she might get. what if i became poor, hat if i became a rent pony, WHAT IF I BECOME A LOW LIFE! WHAT IF MY SISTER EATS ME!

"AHH!" sweetie belle screamed and ran downstairs to find a white fluffy cat making love with tank. the little filly screamed again "GROSS!" as she ran upstairs again and sat down in front of rarity so she could continue with her mane,

"well that was sort of odd," rarity stared at the back of her sisters head as her eye just twitch, "Is opal making love with that turtle," sweetie belle nodded, "its a tortoise"

  "I told that cat that the kids would be a crime against fashion, it would ruin her figure!"  rarity stomped down stairs, sweetie belle still shocked from the sight she had just beheld shocked her

"OPALESCENCE! YOUR A DIRTY SLUT!" rarity grabbed her broom and whacked the cat to make her run off as she swept tank outside the door "AND DON'T COME BACK!"

Rarity smiled, she trotted back up stairs to find her little sister rocking back and forth, "Now sweetie belle dear, your not a crazy mare, and you wont be bouncing of white pillow walls in the nut house anytime soon, but really your hair is atrocious!" sweetie belles mane was half bald, quarter flat and quarter perfect.