Party of Pie

Pinkie Pie had just thrown the biggest party of the week. And it was crazy! Crazier than her on an everyday basis, this party was one that actually managed to wear her out. She left her home of Sugarcube Corner in the hands of Gummy, who tried to eat her, but was too small and had no teeth. The little reptile vowed in his mind he would be the destruction of Ponyville someday, but Pinkie paid no attention to his obvious frustration.

"I leave this mess to you Gummy!" Pinkie exclaimed, walking out and closing the door. It had been only a month since the Mane 6 had defeated Discord, and yet, the ponies still praised them. Pinkie took this as an advantage to throw more parties, and for some reason, her nerves were able to process and accept as many dopamine particles as the parties she threw. If it could continue, Pinkie would surely throw an after party, but this one did her in, leaving her greatly fatigued. So she took a shower and left.

She wondered what to do now and where to go to--

"Ooo! I know! I can throw a PARTY!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, until a bird fell onto her head. She winced at the surprise, and looked down upon the bird, who got back up and shook its wing at her in a curled, angry fashion. "Oh, that's right, I'm trying to find out something else to do other than throw parties... oh well... I guess that's the end of my story, cuz I can't think of anything. Goodbye, readers! I hope you enjoyed what you have so far, because I'm gonna go throw another party! WHOO!"

And so she did, but the story did not end there. She woke up the next morning and began her day with a walk down the street, now her mind was clear, and she could finally think of something else to do because of that-- until a bird fell upon her head once again.

"Ooo! I know! I can throw a party!" Pinkie shouted, gathering as many ponies as she could and going back to Sugarcube Corner to throw another party. This went on everyday for an entire week until Mr and Mrs. Cake got tired of Pinkie slacking off to throw parties, so they kicked her out of the house for the rest of the day of the last party, it was only 2:00pm.

"You can't be here, throwing parties all the time, making it rain with the bits we pay you!" Mr. Cake shouted at her as she was outside the door, still enthusiastic as usual. "We know you have alot of free time on your hands, but you just made some new friends like a couple of months ago in season one! Go hang out with them or something! You have my wife in the corner, wondering when the noises and voices will stop!"

Pinkie looked to Mrs. Cake, who was behind the corner, preparing a cake that said "Get Faust or get filly". She obviously was not in the corner, questioning what the meaning of her life was, as obviously she was getting a cake ready for a costumer. Mrs. Cake smiled to Pinkie and mouthed the words "see ya next party, best pony".

Pinkie laughed and left from Sugarcube Corner as Mr. Cake was still shouting at her, "You hyper ponies'll learn someday! You need to calm the buck down!"

Pinkie wondered what to do--

"Ooo! I can throw a party! At Vinyl's house!" she exclaimed, about to run to the house of DJ PON3, until she ran face first into Twilight Sparkle, who was also distracted, by reading books. Pinkie fell back, and so did Twilight, and the books flew high into the air, Pinkie's Pinkie Sense tingled (even though it didn't work when the birds were falling on her head, but she supposed that fate was trying to tell her something), and Pinkie managed to catch the books before they fell upon Twilight's head, however, she herself fell on Twilight as she caught the books right above her head.

"Ahhaha!" Pinkie laughed, getting up from on top of Twilight and dusting herself off. "Like clockwork, Twilight! Ya gotta get up as I do if you want it to be in perfect synchrony!"

Twilight looked up to Pinkie and winced as Pinkie slipped behind her and pulled her to her hooves by her tail with her mouth. "Eeeeyaaa!" Twilight cried, blushing so heavily that she got a nosebleed. She noticed this quickly and covered her nose with a book she had. The book was titled "The Magic of Menstruating Heavily". "Pinkie Pie!" She cried, sitting down to further cover her nose. "Why would you pull my tail like that?!"

"What? Is your tail your G-spot? Because it's G-1 Twilight's, Twilight," Pinkie said with a giggle as she clapped her hooves together. Then she gasped as hard as she did in S1 E1, even managing to float five hooves off of the ground. "Twilight! I found your G-spot! Do you know what that means?!"

"What are you talking about, Pinkie?" Twilight questioned, using magic to get some handkerchiefs from her saddlebag to wipe her nose with. "And you must know nothing of pony anatomy... my G-spot is in my--"

"Since I've found your G-spot, I have to be your slave for a day! So, I guess I killed Spike..."

"Well, I guess I could give Spike a break, and it would quell the noise of your insane parties you have every night..."

Spike was already ahead of them, walking in the direction of Vinyl's house. He knocked on the door, and Vinyl opened it, demanding pay. Spike gave her 90 bits in a bag, and Vinyl took the bag, then grabbed Spike with Octavia's help. The door shut and immediately loud dubstep began shaking the house. Upon seeing this, Pinkie became extremely distressed, but upon looking at Twilight, who was making the cutest Tsundere frustration face ever, she immediately got her fluff back and hugged Twilight, spinning in the air with her. "I'm so glad! I get to spend the entire day with my bestestestestestest friend forever and ever under a Pink moon of a Pinkie Promise!" The pink party pony excitedly shouted, dragging Twilight to her tree house, despite her supposed to be being Twilight's slave.

Upon setting hoof in Twilight's house, Pinkie was marveled at how much Twilight had done in it... for scientific purposes, that is. There were glass tubes and heaters concentrated under them, heating various chemicals and mixing them at precisely timed moments, as to make sure enough was put in and none seeped out if poured too fast or too slow.

"I'm actually glad you came, Pinkie," Twilight said with a light smile of friendliness. "I actually need you specifically for this one thing I'm testing."

"Yay! Now I know it was fate!" Pinkie exclaimed, jumping up to Twilight's test tubes and taking one out of its position and attachments to swish it around. The solution inside immediately began to foam up. "Twilight..."

"Yaaa?!" Twilight shouted, taking the solution from Pinkie with her magic and bringing it back up to where it was supposed to be. "Pinkie, don't you go around messing with stuff like that!"

Pinkie seemed confused. "But, if you wanted me to help, then why can't I mess with stuff like you? That doesn't make much sense to me..." Pinkie walked up to Twilight and nudged her neck with her head. "Do you think I won't be of help, Twilight?"

"It's not that, Pinkie," Twilight said, then Pinkie interrupted her.

"Then what is it, Twilight? You mean to tell me fate made me tug your G-spot for nothing?" Pinkie whined, looking down to the floor, until Twilight nudged her head with her own. Pinkie then looked back up to Twilight, and blushed at the cute face she was making. "Don't look at me like that!"

Twilight smiled, rather very seductively. "Oh Pinkie... honesty isn't what my element of Harmony is, is it?"

"What do you mean by that? Do I have to find Applejack's G-spot too?"

Twilight sighed, still smiling, seemingly turned on by Pinkie's obvious obliviousness. "Oh, Pinkie... what would I do without you?"

"You wouldn't have any parties!"

Twilight laughed, gently patting Pinkie's shoulder with her left hoof and taking her to the kitchen, where no science setups were in the way of what she planned on using Pinkie for. "Okay, now, as for what you could help me with..."

"Yeah! What can I help you with, Twilight? I was under the impression that you were just an egghead who stayed inside all day!"

"Well, I thought you were just a crazy pony who threw parties all the time and snorted Pixie dust..."

"That was only once, in band camp!" Pinkie shuddered at the sudden memory of band camp. "But I'm serious, what do you need help with?"

"Well, you see, Pinkie..."

"I can't necessarily see Pinkie, cuz I am Pinkie! I'd need a mirror for that..."

"That's not what I meant!" Twilight blushed heavily, and moaned in discomfort. Her horn began to glow in its usual light pink glow. Heat began to emanate from it.

"Then what do you want me to see? If I were to be seeing anything, then we should go to the other room, because that's where all the interesting stuff is!"

"Could you be quiet for five seconds? !" Twilight shouted, getting Pinkie's attention. "I know that we have our obvious differences, but I have been meaning to tell you..."

"Five seconds are up! Hey, Twilight, do you have anything to eat?"

Twilight sat down heavily, and used her new "Plot of Steel" spell to try to get her own plot to shake the house, but it was highly unconcentrated and ended up flying out of the window and hitting Derpy as she jumped on clouds randomly. Twilight ended up shocking herself and flying into Pinkie, who grabbed onto Twilight and began laughing as her back hooves sprung forward on pure instinct. The two ponies flew into the living room where all of Twilight's experimental items were. Pinkie hit back-first against the bookshelf closest by the front door, where Twilight had pink chemicals being mixed with some black fog and moisture from evaporating green crystalline rocks submerged in water. The experimental items merged all at the same time and made a deep mist of pink smoke ingulf the entirety of the inside of the room. Seeing this as something highly unpredictable in terms of outcome, Twilight high-tailed it out of the house, closing the door behind her. A large thump sounded, and Twilight fell forward, wiping the sweat from her forehead. "Phew..." She stood up and cracked her back before getting on all fours again, now trying to get the cricks from her neck and the shakes from her body. "That was a close one, huh Pinkie?"

Twilight heard no response, and immediately began to panic. She looked all over to see if Pinkie had come out with her, but obviously that was not the case. She found a gas mask she hid outside just in case a nuclear strike happened and she survived, and then swung open the door, calling frantically out Pinkie's name, and the door closed behind her to show that she had unknowingly smashed Pinkie between the door and the wall when she came in. "Pinkie! Pinkieeee! Are you okay?"

Pinkie opened her eyes, in a daze, catching sight of the ungodly contraption which Twilight wore on her head. She backed away, trapped by the closed door which opened inwards.

"Pinkie! Don't worry, it's me, Twilight!" Twilight said, taking off the gas mask to show Pinkie her face, but quickly putting it back on as to not inhale any of the gases too much.

"Oh, it's just you," Pinkie sighed, "well... if that wasn't a bust, then I'm going home!"

"Pinkie, wait! If you caught anything, it could be highly contagious! I can't let you leave yet! On top of that, aren't you my slave for the entire day?" Twilight exclaimed loudy, grabbing Pinkie's legs, preventing her from escape. "And you just can't leave! I have no one here with me anyways, so I get so lonely..."

"I guess you're right, Twilight," Pinkie said, "alrighty then, I'll stay! Pinkie Promise! Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"

Twilight laughed at Pinkie's obnoxious swearing, she fanned out the house and finally took off the gas mask, after testing the air for any unwanted chemicals. She set out a table for Pinkie to lie on, and Pinkie did sit down on it, curling up into a ball.

"Hey Twilight, look! I'm Rarity's wierd, evil cat!" Pinkie exclaimed, making meows as she pretended to lick her hooves to clean her face as a cat would.

Twilight blushed again, covering her nose. It was no use, the blood began to seep out anyways. She got more handkerchiefs and just stuck some in her nose, giving her a really nerdy accent to her voice. "Okay Pinkie, I'm going to perform some tests on you, to see if anything changed," she said, putting on a white nurse's outfit and getting a small hammer with a stethoscope to put in her ears.

"But shouldn't you deal with that nose of your's first? It's bleeding so much, I think you should really see a doctor..."

"Just shut it!" Twilight began to tap Pinkie's knees with the hammer, and all of Pinkie's legs did the same thing. They merely twitched.

"Are we done yet?" Pinkie asked, starting to swing her legs as they hung off the side of the table. "I'm pooped... and very much hungry. I'm so hungry, I could eat a human!"

Twilight listened to Pinkie's heart through her stethoscope, giggling like a school filly. "Silly Pinkie... there's no such things as humans."

"But don't you think it's wierd that Applejack had those dreams about that girl she met? She said she heard of human sightings, but had never seen one until she had that dream the other day!"

"I think she would have at least seen a human if she were to have a dream about it..."

"But she says she never saw one! And that's the wierd part about it! She also said that she and the human nearly drowned and would've kissed their tails goodbye if it weren't for the sea ponies that saved them!"

"Pinkie, that's absurd, first humans, then sea ponies? I think Applejack had too much cider that day..."

"I'm super serious! But that doesn't compare to the dream Rainbow Dash had! She dreamt that she was a fashion pony! And Scootaloo was... well, still a chicken. And the scariest part about it was... Nopony knew what corn was..."

"She never said that!"

"But the wierdest dream was the one that I had about a demon named Tirek!"

"Just stop talking about dreams!"

The tests went on for hours, but Twilight could not find anything wrong with Pinkie at all. She wanted to see what the mkxture would do to her, but the moment it all collided earlier, it turned into a completely gaseous form and evaporated into the air once Twilight fanned out the house. She could not even detect the substance within Pinkie's body.

"Ugghh! I can't find out anything! I quit!" Twilight shouted, crossing her front hooves and sitting on a chair like Lyra would.

Pinkie gasped, "You can't quit! What if we quit against Discord?"

"But, we did at one point... didn't we?" Twilight sighed, looking down sadly.

The sun was setting, and the day was nearly over, so Pinkie got up from the table and strutted to the front door. "I'm sorry to let you down on your research, Twilight! But I'm really of no help when it comes to this type of thing!"

"Well, I'll see you later I guess," Twilight sighed, looking up at the ceiling, then to Pinkie, who was smiling brightly as always. "Thank you anyways... for coming over to hang with me."

"Oh, that's what friends are for, right?"

"But..."

"I was your slave for the day, you know?"

"Your shift isn't up until the day is over, and even then, not until I say so!"

Pinkie sighed, though still smiling, and walked back over to Twilight, who moved over to her couch and crawled upon it. It was big enough for two ponies to lie side by side and have enough room still. Pinkie got onto the couch as well. "And, there's still that thing... still that thing you wanted me to help with earlier, but we never got to it... since I bucked everything up..."

"Oh, there's no need for it... I think I've done enough to you today as it is... I wouldn't want to wear out our chumminess so quickly..."

"We're best friends, Twilight! You can ask me anything, I'll do it for you!"

Twilight's heart began pumping faster, and she suddenly felt a warmth in her heart. She got comfortable with herself as she felt Pinkie's smooth, velvety fur and skin gently rub against her own. She was nearly about to melt just from that. "Well, the thing I wanted to tell you was... I... I never have anypony to snuggle with at night anymore..."

Pinkie laughed, "Is that it? You've waited all of this time just to tell me that? Silly, Twilight! I'd love to cuddle a friend in need of a sleeping buddy... actually, I was planning on asking somepony to, and I knew it had to be you!"

"Really?" Twilight was confused again. "How come?"

"Well, Applejack is a loud sleeper I heard. Fluttershy would never go to sleep due to the constant moving of her sleeping buddy. Rainbow Dash sleeps on clouds. And Rarity... she's too prissy, we probably would end up sleeping in completely different bedrooms. But you, I knew we had the same problem, so all we needed was eachother."

"Wow... I never would have thought..."

"Just because we seem like completely different ponies doesn't mean that we won't like the same things. We may have more in common than we do in differences anyways."

And with that, Pinkie had became Twilight's sleeping buddy for the night, as Twilight made it so that Pinkie would also be her slave until tomorrow morning, since the night of today still technically counted as part of the day. The pink party pony lay down onto Twilight's bed, where Twilight already was waiting for her. Pinkie wrapped her hooves around Twilight's body from behind, and Twilight moaned lightly, slightly petting Pinkie's arms.

"You okay, Twilight?" Pinkie asked, getting comfortable by digging her head into Twilight's mane, which smelled like apple shampoo with a dash of strawberry. "You smell really nice, despite working with chemicals all the time and reading books. I thought you'd smell like paper."

"Oh, thanks... and yeah, I'm fine," Twilight said, with a sigh of relief. "Hey, Pinkie?"

"Yeah, Twilight?"

"How do you make friends so easily? "

"What do you mean?"

"You seem to be friends with everypony in Ponyville, and yet... I..."

"It's not that hard, actually, all I do is gain a reputation of having as much fun as ponyly possible, then the friends cime to me!"

"So, I guess an egghead like me wouldn't make many friends..."

"Don't talk like that, Twilight! You have alot of friends! You got Spike, Dashie, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Celestia and Luna,  and don't forget about me! Pinkie!"

Twilight giggled, smiling brightly. "Yeah! I guess you're right!"

"All it takes is to get them to smile, and after that, a pony will automatically be your friend! And, that reminds me, did I make you smile, Twilight?"

"Yeah... you did... you're just doing what you do best." She turned to Pinkie to show her the smile she had. "You really made my day, Pinkie... I don't think I could have made it through the day with even a half of percent as much fun alone as I had with you today." She got a bit closer to Pinkie, and her eyes were getting more and more relaxed. "I... I don't know how to say it, but..."

"Shhhh. Whenever your words fail for nothing, let your body do the talking."

Twilight drew closer and closer, but she did not know if Pinkie had the same ideas as she. She could not hold back her desires, and ended up kissing Pinkie passionately. She stopped for a second, as Pinkie was stunned, and noticed the string of saliva that connected their mouths. She then continued to french Pinkie, albeit very violently. Twilight also grinded against Pinkie's body, holding her tightly. Pinkie did not resist at all, and as a matter of fact, Twilight was pretty sure Pinkie knew it was coming to this.

"Pinkie! I'm... I'm so sorry for this!" Twilight cried, burying her face under Pinkie's chest. "I... I don't know what came over me!"

Pinkie brung Twilight's head back up to her own once again. "Just let your body do the talking, remember?" Pinkie then continued to kiss Twilight, now using her tail to rub Twilight in between her legs, forcing Twilight to have to cry out as they kissed. Pinkie was not being fair, and Twilight could do nothing to call her out. It was almost as if Twilight were the slave now. Crawling on top of Twilight, Pinkie started by rubbing Twilight's chest and belly, where her "breasts" were. Twilight yelped in lustful pleasure, cupping her hooves over her mouth, letting as little sound from her mouth escape as possible.

"Oh, so you like that?" Pinkie asked her rather wildly seductively. "What if I do this?" She then rubbed Twilight's nether regions in a circular motion, and Twilight screamed in lust right through her hooves, until using them to push Pinkie's hooves downwards.

"Pinkie! Not so soon!" Twilight cried.

"No words, Twilight," Pinkie said, laying down on top of Twilight as her hooves gently rubbed up and down at Twilight's crotch area. This forced Twilight to bite her bottom lip.

Twilight moved her waist along with Pinkie's rubbing, until her back arched up suddenly, and she released her sinful pleasure all into Pinkie's hoof. She screamed Pinkie's name, and Pinkie laughed, kissing Twilight passionately again.

"You just can't seem to keep your mouth shut, can you?" Pinkie asked Twilight, who was panting and blushing so heavily again. "I must've found your real G-spot this time, huh, Twilight?"

Twilight rose up from the bed and hugged Pinkie tightly, then the two ponies lay back down to go to sleep. Twilight immediately went out like a light, but Pinkie thought about what she had just done for a while. She realized that now she and Twilight had something to keep secret now, but she was more concerned about earlier, though she was sure Twilight was as well. She knew if Twilight did not have any answers to what had happened, then she surely had no answer.

"I'll just worry about it tomorrow, I guess..."

TO BE CONTINUED....