My Little Pony: Scaring is Magic

Chapters

Am I pretty?
My farm
Love me
HEHEHE

Am I pretty?

In a lovely town called Poniville there lived a beautiful unicorn who owned a boutique. She was more stunning then any pony who ever lived. She had divine moderate azure eyes that could melt any stallion’s heart. Glorious moderate indigo mane and tail with a twirl at the end of it. And last but far from least. She had beautiful light gray coat with three blue diamonds on her flank. Her name was Rarity. She was a fashion fanatic in poniville. She was known though out equestria and beyond for her skills. The one thing she loved more then fashion was her looks. She had mirrors every where in her boutique. She would spend hours on end beautifying herself to perfection. She even refused to get out of bed and would have her little sister come in with her make up.

She was very vein indeed and this was not only an annoyance to everyone who new her but her husband Prince Blueblood.

Prince Blueblood was vein to but not as much as his wife. He only married her because his parents said in their will that he must marry or he would not get the family heir. So he was left with no choice but to get married. The only problem was due to his own selfish ways. No mare would ever date him or give him a single look. He only got Rarity because she wanted to be apart of royalty.

Tonight was a very special night for it was the Grand Galloping Gallia. It was a royal ball that celebrated the completion of canterlot. All the high class ponies where going to be there. Including Princess Celestia herslef who was going to host it. Celestia was also Prince Blueblood’s aunt.

As Blueblood finally got done grooming himself he waslked out of his room to see Rarity still in the bathroom. It had been three hours since she went in there to get ready. He was very annoyed due to it took most mares only one hour tops to get ready. He knocked on her door and asked when will she be done.

‘’Give me a minute darling. Just because you don’t care for your looks doesn’t mean I should to.’‘ Rarity said in the most snobbish way.

Blueblood bit his tongue hard not to tell her off. He really started to question himself if this was really worth it. He could just get a mail order bride and be done with this crap. He went into the living room and rubbing his head. He could fell the headache coming again. He then used his asprin spell on himself to get rid of the headache.

As he sat there for another fifty minutes Rarity finally came down the stairs. She was beutiful as always in her typical Gala dress.

‘’Why are you loafing around darling. We need to go know. Don’t want to keep the princess waiting do we? You are such a selfish unicorn. Maybe one day I can make you a bit more like me. Say NEVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.’‘ Rarity said as she laughed.

Prince Blueblood was just about to get up from the couch and punch her in the face but stopped himself. They both then left to the Gala.

When they finally arrived Celestia greeted them at the top of the stairs. Before Blueblood even got a word in. Rarity cut in and said think you to the Princess. His blood was really starting to boil at this point. Not only is she arrogant in front of every pony else but she is arrogant in front of his own Aunt. As Rarity went into the ballroom. Blue Blood asked to have a moment of Celestia’s time alone. As Celestia was done greeting everypony they went into her throne room.

‘’Please Aunt Celestia. Why must I have to put up with her? Is there any loop holes in the will?’‘ Blueblood asked with an annoyed tone in his voice.

‘’I’m sorry Nephew but no. Your parents wanted you to marry until death do you apart. You have to learn to deal with her the best you can’‘Celestia said trying to comfort her nephew.

Blueblood then said thank you and left the room. As he walked in the hallway back to the party he thought to himself. A few minutes until he remembered something. Celestia said till death do you apart. In the will it says if he was to be married he would get the royal heir. It doesn’t say anything about what would happen if she was to die after being married. He already has the royal heir and is married. So all he has to do is make her death look like an accident.

After the Gala was over he and Rarity went back home getting ready for bed. As Rarity was in the shower Blueblood went into the kitchen and got out a big hefty bag. He then made his way upstairs into Rarity’s inspiration room. He looked over to see a pair of scissors by her sowing machine. He used his magic to pick it up before heading into the bathroom.

Rarity just got out of the shower. She did he typical routine before she opened the door. As soon as she saw Blueblood standing before her with a pair of scissors and a look on anger in his eyes. She asked what he was doing and that he better not touch her hair.

‘’no....I’m going to cut that ugly mug you call a face!’‘ He said as he lounged the pair of scissors at her.

Rarity let out a scream as the pair of scissors sliced the left side of her mouth. She held her hoof to her face as she looked in the mirror and saw the cut. She began to cry as she looked back at him and begged not to cut her beautiful face. Even when she was going to be killed she was still concerned about her looks. Blueblood yelled at her saying she was ungly and deserved to die. The scissor then slit the right side of her mouth. She fell to the ground crying and screaming in pain. But not because she was going to die. But because she was know ugly. The blood started to get all ver the bathroom as Rarity started to panic. Soon Rarity began to choke on her own blood. Blueblood stood there proud of what her did. As he saw his wife dying on the floor he let out a laugh. Soon Rarity’s body stopped moving and soon there was a puddle of blood. He used his magic to levitate her body up and placed it in the trash bag Then he used his magic to clean the mess up so it would look like there was a murder. As soon as he was done he took her body outside and walked to the Everfree forest. As he went in far enough to smell the stink of the timber wolves he dumped her body on the ground. He then ran out of there knowing that the timber wolves would eat her corpse.

As soon as he made it home he locked the door behind him with a clean conscious. He made his way up to his bed and drifted to sleep. He was then woken up by a noise from down stairs. Thinking it was Opal knocking over a vase he went down to clean up the mess. As soon as he went down he saw the door open. He could have sworn he closed the door but must have not locked it. However he seen something on the floor. He looked closer and saw dirty hoof prints. He knew full well he wipe his hooves clean before coming in. His heart start to beat faster as he began to sweat a bit. His heart soon stopped as he heard creaking on the stairs. As he turned around he saw something that made his heart jump out of his chest. There coming down the stairs was Rarity in a black plan dress and a black hat with a veil on it covering her face. Soon Rarity started walking closer to him slowly. Blueblood tried to open the door but his legs where frozen in place. He thought he killed her. He saw her dead on the floor with his out eyes. Soon Rarity stopped in front of him breathing heavily.

‘’Am I pretty?’‘ She asked swaying.

‘’Do what?’‘ Blueblood replied shaking in place.

‘’Am I pretty.....?’‘ She asked again

Blueblood didn’t know how to answer so he just said yes. Rarity then lowered her head down far enough so the hat would fall off. She began to raise her head only for Blueblood to almost vomit. She asked him the same question again. Blueblood looked at her deformed face. Two slits from her mouth to her ears on both sides. The blood was black with dirt in some places. He started to panic hard as he yelled no then slapping her to the ground before opening the door running fr dear life. As he ran he looked back to see that she wasn’t behind him. After he was sure he was far from her he stopped. He began to catch his breathe as he lift his head up. Thinking he left her behind he turn around. Without warning Rarity screamed as she used the same scissor he killed her with to slit his own mouth. Blueblood then fell to the ground screaming in agony as he soon suffered the same fate as her. He looked up to see her looking down at him.

The next morning Spike was cleaning the library while Twilight was out doing royal business. As he was cleaning he saw Rarity standing before him.

‘’Am..I..Pretty?’‘

My farm

“Applejack you should really listen to what the doctor said about yer heart.” Applebloom said showing concern for her big sister.

“Now Applebloom I know my body more then some fancy doctor with his fancy education. My heart is as strong as it always been. And it’s my duty to make sure the things around the farm git done or else we will lose the farm.” Applejack said, comforting her little sister.

When Applejack was a filly she had worked on Sweet Apple Acres, ever since she found out it was her destiny. She would always get up bright and early before anyone else did to work the farm. When she got older however she had to get some help from Iron Will’s new energy drink red bull. But she still did her job and was happy to do it. She took great pride in caring for the farm. She would even work if she had pony pox. It didn’t matter ti her if it was raining or snowing, she worked regardless what the condition was. However after a month of her chest hurting Granny Smith told her to go see a doctor. Applejack didn’t believe in doctors mostly because they turn little things into big ones just to get more money. Like the time Appleloosa had ebola and everypony freaked out saying the end was coming. But to please Granny Smith she went to see a doctor in Poniville. However the news she got made her heart sink. They told her that she had a rare heart disease that had no known cure. She was told to take it easy because if she over worked the condition can and will worsen and even be fatal.

When Applejack got home she was beside herself all day. Her family tried to comfort her but the only thing that was going through her mind was how the farm will stay afloat without her. Even with Big Mac he still wouldn’t be able to do as much as they both could in one hour. She laid in bed for days thinking of what to do. All her kin folk where busy in their own orchards and couldn’t possibly help. Applebloom was way to small and couldn’t be any help bucking apples. And Granny Smith was one hundred and ten years old with a bad hip. She would watch Big Mac and Applebloom working out in the fields every day. It took them a long time to finish something she could do in fifteen minutes flat. She held her hoof to her heart with a tear rolling down her cheek. Was this the end of the farm? she thought. Without her helping, sales would decrease slowly until they were flat broke. She then gritted her teeth as she got up from her chair. Her southern pride would not allow this to stop her. She cared to much about this farm she called home and for her family she loved dearly. Applejack got up from the chair, then went to get some apple baskets from the barn and went to a tree. She bucked the tree with ease as apples fell from the tree and into the baskets. She then went to another then another. Little Applebloom saw this and went up to her telling her that she should do as the doctor ordered. Applejack looked at her and told her not to fret none. Before Applebloom had the chance to say another word Applejack scolded her to listen to her and go help Big Mac. Applebloom had a sad expression on her face as she walk away from her sister. Applejack sighed as she turned to another tree and bucked it. But this time a sharp pain sliced through her heart. She held her chest as she shook it off and went to another tree. When she bucked this one her heart felt like it was being sliced. She fell to her knees gasping for air. She caught her breathe and just ignored it. Her stubborn southern pride was getting the best of her. She refused to have her farm go under. She was going to work regardless of her heart. Applejack then bucked the tree only to feel dizzy. The world was starting to slow down and her heart was starting to race. She tried to ignore it and started to head to another tree. As soon as she took one more step she fell down on the ground motionless.

Applebloom saw this and screamed at the top of her lungs for Applejack. Big Mac and Granny Smith jerked their heads to see what was wrong. As they ran toward Applebloom they saw her above her sister. Tears rolled down the little filly’s face as she stood over her dead older sister. Both Big Mac and Granny Smith started to brake down crying.

They buried her body in Poniville cemetery and had a funeral with all her family and friends giving their last good byes. Princess Twilight said a ullage for her fallen friend. The wasn’t a dry eye in the house as they all stood there for the most hard working pony they knew.

The days after became quiet as Big Mac started to get more devoted to working on the farm. A part of it was to get his mind off his little sister. The other was to try to get sales back up before the end of the month. Applebloom wanted to stay and help but was told to go to school. However regardless of their best efforts it still wasn’t good enough. Days became weeks then a month and the farm was suffering. Filthy Rich sent a letter telling them they have till next month to pay up or else. Granny Smith was about to loose hope until she heard a knock at the door. When she opened the door her mouth dropped as she seen who it was.

“Greetings Ms. Granny Smith. Me and my brother heard you had a little bit of money troubles?” Flim asked.

“We’d be more then happy to...help hehe” Flam said.

Granny Smith glared at them and told them to eat opossum crap before slamming the door in their faces. As she walked away they knocked on the door again. She sighed and went to open the door. The Flim Flam brothers smiled at her and told her that they are willing to make a deal. She was about slam the door again for the second time. However Flam used his magic to keep it open. Flam told her that if she was to say yes to this deal they could keep the farm from going under. Granny Smith had a bad feeling in her gut. Partly because she ate what ever that jell-O stuff in the back of the fridge was. But the other part was because the Flim Flam brothers couldn’t be trusted. She decided to invite them in and sat on the couch. Flam pulled out a contract from his sleeves and laid it on the table. He told Granny Smith that if she was to sign the contract she would get fifty percent of profits and they would even help Sweet Apple Acers. Granny Smith picked up the contract and scanned through to make sure there was no loop holes or dirty tricks. After a few minutes of reading and thinking she finally decided to say yes. They gave her a pen and she gave them a John Hancock. Flim grabbed it and said "nice doing business with you!" before they both left out the door. At the dinner table Granny told Mac and Applebloom the news. Both of them where shocked and protested that she get the contract back. She told them that she scanned the contract and there where no loop holes in it. Even the fine print was big enough to read and see that there was no way they could be conned.

The next morning there was a knock on the door. Granny Smith and Big Mac went downstairs and opened the door.

“Ok Apples time to leave.” Flam chuckled.

“ Say what?” Granny asked in confusion

‘’Oh did you read the contract. It said as of today we own Sweet Apple Acers. Don’t worry Apples you still get paid but we own the farm now hahaha.’‘ Flim chuckled.

‘’Nope the contract didn’t say anything like that.” Big Mac said getting mad.

Soon Flim pulled out the contract and held it in front of the sun. Suddenly words appeared on the bottom saying that they owned the property. However you can only see the words if light shines on the paper. Big Mac was about to jump them until Flam used his magic to stop him in place. He then said that if he touches them they can not only sue but change the contract to make sure they didn’t get a single bit. Big Mac calmed down as he glared at them. Granny Smith just shook her head and told Big Mac to gather up their stuff. They were going to go to the mayor to try and fix it. As they packed up the wagon they went to pick Applebloom up before going to see the mayor. As they were walking they saw dark clouds over the farm.

The brothers soon laughed as they saw them leaving in defeat. They then turned to the farm and began to change things around. They changed Sweet Apple Acres into Flim Flam Fields. Before they could change much else the storm rolled in. They went inside to get out of the rain. They soon thought of just changing everything inside and worry about the rest tomorrow.

The storm was hitting pretty hard as thunder roared through the skies and lighting flashing. Suddenly lighting struck a grave in the cemetery.

The brothers where eating hay burritos when suddenly they heard a load crash coming from outside. They went to investigate it only to see their sign laying on the porch broken in half. The brothers looked at each other thinking its only the wind. Flim decided to just fix the sign and use a spell that would make it wind proof. However it as still strange that the sign flew all the way over on the porch though. The wind was only about ten miles an hour tops. Not even strong enough to do such a feat. Flam told his brother to be careful as he used his magic to levitate the sign and began to walk into the rain. Sd Flim placed the sign back her started to hear noises. He looked around to see nopony there. As her looked back at the sign he used his magic to make it a bit more wind resistant. Suddenly a blind flash of light rip through the skies followed with a loud roar. As soon as Flim opened his eyes he finished what he started and turned around. As he did he stopped in his tracks. Standing before him was the grossest sight he had ever seen. The pony’s flesh was rotting with maggots wiggling around. Her rib cage was exposed and her back legs had no flesh on them. Mane and tail muddy and messy. She had eyes as black as night with tears of blood streaming down her face. Flim picked up the courage to move back from the disgusting sight. The thing started to talk. Flim asked for it to speak up.

“Gimmie...Gimmie ma farm back” Applejack demanded in a low voice.

Flim still didn’t understand what she wanted and asked again. But this time she seem more annoyed. She repeated herself again and this time he heard her. He then told her the farm belongs to him and his brother. Applejack just stood there in place for a minute until letting out a scream that made his blood run cold. She then lounged herself toward him knocking him to the ground. He looked up at her with blood dripping from her eyes onto his face. She raised her hoof and scream ‘’gimmie back ma farm’‘ before slamming her hoof in his face. The unicorn stallion’s skull crushed into pieces as blood gushed from his face. Apple jack then slammed her hoof again making blood splatter every where. Before long his face was nothing more but bloody pudding.

Inside the house Flam got out of the bathroom to see Flim wasn’t back yet. He opened the door and called for him but no answer. He then went out to where the sign was but saw nopony. He then went to the barn but still no sign of Flim anywhere. He then went back inside the house to see if he was in one of the bedrooms. As he looked in Appleblooms room he heard a door close. He looked out in the hallway and saw muddy hoof prints. He looked at one of the muddy hoof prints closer he saw a maggot squirming. Holding back the vomit he called out for Flim to see if my any chance it was him. He waked to Applejack’s room and heard noised from behind the door. He pressed his ear to the door and heard “ma farm, Gimme ma farm back.” As soon as he was about to move his ear from the door. A rotting hoof punched through door and knocked him down. He got back up as the door opened, revealing Applejack demanding her farm back. Flam then ran down the stairs and tried to open the door. But when he tried to turn it, he found it jammed! He then saw Applejack coming down the stairs. He tried to use magic on her, but apparently magic doesn’t effect a supernatural being. Flam then turned to the door and blasted it off. He then began to run, his heart pounding in his chest. He looked behind him to see her chasing him. He was about to leave the property only to see barbed wire blocking his escape. He soon turned to run to the west Orchard trying to outrun her. He was getting tired and she was right behind him yelling at him to give her back her farm. He couldn’t take it anymore, his body was about to give out on him. He was getting slower and slower as she finally caught up to him. She knocked him down into the mud as rain poured from the skies. He started to plead for his life as she walked up to him. She then raised her hoof and slammed it on his leg. He let out a scream in agony as she kept repeating the same thing over and over. She raised her hoof again and slammed it onto his chest. His ribs shattered as his heart got flatten by her powerful hoof. Blood began to gush out of his mouth and tears filled up his eyes. He soon went linp. As Applejack stood over his body with bloody tears in her eyes.

The next morning the Apples and Mayor came to the farm. Only to see the Sweet Apple Acer sign still up. As they walked they seen baskets of apples filled up. When they got inside there was muddy hoof prints every where but everything else was neat. There on the couch was the contract. Applebloom got it to give to the mayor. As the mayor read it she was confused. When asked she told them that the Flim Flam brothers have decided not to keep the farm after all. They all where confused as to why did they up and leave. Applebloom then went upstairs to her room. As she went in she saw a note on her bed. She picked up the letter and read it.

“Sugarcube don’t fret none. I will take care of the farm.’‘

Mean while in the west orchard Spike was helping himself to some apple. As he was stuffing his face he heard something walk behind him. As he turned around he dropped the apple and gasped. Applejack stood there looking into his eyes. In her mind he was trying to take something from her farm. The last thing Spike heard was ''Gimmie back my farm''

Love me

It was a beautiful, warm, peaceful day in Ponyville. The birds where singing and love was in the air. It was the day before Hearts and Hooves day. A day to celebrate one's love for their special somepony. Everypony in ponyville had a special somepony to celebrate the day with.

Well all but Fluttershy, a very shy yellow pegasus with light pink mane and tail. She always wanted to ask somepony out but never had the courage to ask.

Today was going to be different though. She took up some assertive training tips from Iron Will a few months back. After some issues, she found a good balance on just how to be assertive.

Fluttershy had just woke up as she let out a soft yawn. She then rubbed her eyes as she stumbled out of bed. She looked into her bathroom mirror and picked up her comb as she began to get ready for the day ahead. When she was done she walked into her living room where she was greeted by all her animal friends. Giving them a smile she then fed them their daily breakfast.

Once they where done she gave each of them check ups to make sure they where in top shape. As she was done taking care of all her animals she started to head out the door with hopes in finding somepony to love before tomorrow.

Fluttershy flew in the sky looking down at everypony. As she flew she saw a lot of happy couples together. She felt envious seeing all them together. She wanted to so badly have a special somepony. After five minutes she was already ready to give up. Until she saw Spike walking out of Sugarcube corner with a cupcake. She flew down to greet him.

‘’Hi Spike. Umm, do you have a date?’‘ She asked nervously.

‘’Oh hi Fluttershy. No, Rarity is going out with Blueblood. I bought this cupcake for Sweetie Belle.’‘ Spike said.

Fluttershy blushed in embarrassment as she turned her head. She then asked if Spike new anypony that might be single. Spike scratched his head as he remembered that Brayburn was in town. However he told her that he didn’t know if he was single or not. Fluttershy foolishly got her hopes up and thanked him before flying to Sweet Apple Acers to meet Brayburn.

Meanwhile, at the farm Applejack was working with some help from her favorite cousin Brayburn. He came down to visit Applejack ever since he heard she was having trouble on the farm. She was annoyed by this because she worked regardless of her heart problems or not. However she was still glad to see him. As Applejack wiped sweat from her brow she looked up to see Fluttershy flying toward them. She waved at her pegasus friend as she landed.

‘’Why howdy sugarcube. What can I do fur ya?’‘ Applejack said holding her chest.

Fluttershy looked at Applejack and then saw Brayburn coming from behind her. She started to tremble nervously. Applejack had a confused expression on her face. Fluttershy soon got up the courage to look up and saw Brayburn standing by Applejack. She finally asked if Braeburn might want to go for dinner as friends. Braeburn was about to say no until Applejack interrupted him. She told him he should go and that she could take care of the rest. Braeburn gave in to his cousin’s demand and said yes to Fluttershy.

Fluttershy was happy to hear him saying yes. Due to Fluttershy not knowing anything about romance. She took Brayburn out to dinner to one of Twilight’s favorite restaurant. Fluttershy and Brayburn sat at the booth waiting for their double hay burgers with hay fries.

Fluttershy tried to remember what Rarity taught her about going out on dates. The first rules was to make the man not only pay for everything but to talk about how great you are. Fluttershy was nervous about talking about herself. She looked at Brayburn who was looking down at the table. She cleared her throat and started to talk about how well she takes care of all her little animal friends. Brayburn turned his attention to her and smiled, then started to talk about the animals he has in Appleloosa. Fluttershy smiled back as she asked him about the them. They talked and ate their food before heading out the door. As they where walking back to the Apple farm Brayburn turned to look at Fluttershy as he sighed.

‘’Listen Fluttershy. I had a grand ol time with ya. But I got a special somepony back home waiting for me and I leave tonight... Please don’t be mad.’‘ Brayburn told her.

Fluttershy was shocked by this and lowered her head as she said ok then left in embarrassment.

As she got back to her cottage she cried her eyes out. She had hoped to find a special somepony, but she had failed to get one. As she looked up at the ceiling she then had an idea. She would make a love potion. She new where she could get a love potion at. She jumped out of bed and then headed out the door to the Everfree Forest. She flew through the forest as fast as she could until she got to Zecora’s Hut. She knocked on the door before she was let in by Zecora. She asked what brought her here to her hut. Fluttershy then asked if she could make her a love potion to attract a stallion. Zecora chuckled as she smile at her pegasus friend. She told her she had two love potions from a place of the rising sun. Zecora told her she has no idea what they can do for she has not practice with magic from that land. However Fluttershy was desperate for love and would try anything. She grabbed the bottle and drank it. After five minutes nothing happened. Zecora told her she should wait till tomorrow because some magic takes at least a couple hours. Fluttershy nodded her head and thanked her before heading out the door.

“Oh dear. I believe I gave her the wrong potion...I fear.” Zecora said, worried of what might happen.

As Fluttershy flew out of the forest she could have sworn she seen Blueblood carrying a big hefty bag into the woods. But she didn’t bother stopping she had to get home and wait for tomorrow. As she got into her cottage she tried to go to bed but failed. She was to psyched up. So she went down stairs and drank some warm cow tit milk to get sleepy. As she started to fall asleep she could feel a tingle in her neck. Before she knew it she was out cold.

At two in the morning Fluttershy was groaning and moaning while twisting and turning in her bed. She started to sweat until she started to rub her neck. All a sudden her neck began to crack as it began to extend. Angel Bunny was going into the fridge to get a late night snack. As he got his carrot he closed the fridge only to crap on the floor. He saw Fluttershy’s neck extending through the kitchen with her eyes wide open. He stood there watching her neck go past him and out the window. Fluttershy’s neck started to pick up speed as she kept saying Brayburn’s name.

Mean while at Appleloosa Brayburn and Cherry Jubilee where asleep in bed. They held each other close as Cherry snored in his face. But he didn’t mind at all. However they where soon waken for a loud crash coming from down stairs. Braeburn jolted up as he turned on the lamp. He picked up his baseball bat as he went to open the door. When he did he was shocked to what he was seeing. Fluttershy’s head was staring at him with a wide grin and blanked eyes. Cherry screamed as she saw Fluttershy coiling around her husband. Brayburn was lifted in the air as Fluttershy glared at him. She told him that he was hers and hers alone. Brayburn pleaded her to understand that he vauled their friendship and everything but he has been married for three years. She began to squeeze him until Cherry stabbed her with the knife Thunder Hooves got her for their wedding. Fluttershy dropped Brayburn to the floor as she yelled. Cherry then stabbed her in the eye. Blood oozed from her as she laughed at the pain and glared back at the mare. Her eye was closed and bloody with the knife still in it. Her wide grin was covered with blood, and she started laughing uncontrollably. Brayburn and Cherry then ran into their bathroom with the door closed holding it back. Fluttershy banged her head on the door demanding them to open it. The two lovers didn’t know what to do. Suddenly it was quiet as Brayburn and Cherry got off the floor. They where about to opn the door until Fluttershy’s head came through the bathroom window. They both screamed as they saw the psycho coming at them. She began to coil around them like an anaconda. They held each other close in each others arms. Fluttershy then proceeded to squeeze them. As she chuckled at their pain, they both looked into each others eyes before blacking out. As soon as their bodies where limp, she let Cherry drop to the floor before taking Braeburn with her back to the cottage.

The next morning Fluttershy was having a nice little breakfast with her animal friends and Brayburn. Fluttershy’s eyes where delighted as she asked Brayburn if he would like more tea. Brayburn’s corpse sat there limp as Henry the bear nodded his head for him.

They lived creepily WTF ever after. Also as for Spike well you will be happy to know his date went well with Sweetie Belle and he was not killed. He took Sweetie to his favorite Pizzaplace called Freddy Fuzbear’s pizzeria.

HEHEHE

Hello my name is Cranky Doodle. And if you are reading this, then please keep reading. I don’t know how to explain this. Heck I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t believe me. I didn’t believe it at first, but as time went on. Sorry I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me start from the beginning.

It all started the first of this month. My wife of ten years passed away due to cancer. Have you ever loved someone so much that they where your whole life. That nothing in this world could ever take their place? Well that was Matilda for me. The day she died I was devastated. Everything reminded me of her. Even the little things like a spill on the floor. She had a habit of spilling things. It used to annoy me back then but now I miss it even more. For days I would sit in the chair staring at the blank television. All I ever seem to do was eat, sleep, and crap day by day. It wasn’t until I started to run low on food that I knew I should go to the store. I didn’t want to but deep down I knew Matilda wouldn’t want me to just starve to death.

It took every fiber of my being to to get out of the house. I first took a much needed shower and tided up a bit before heading out the door. As I got done with shopping I started to head back home until I noticed Sugarcube corner. It brought some sweet memories of me and Matilda. We got our wedding cake there and anniversary party. A tear fell from my eye as I remembered the good times.

I decided to go ahead and go in to get a cake to honor her memory. As I went in I asked the Earth Pony with the huge chin for a small red velvet cake, Matilda’s favorite kind. Even though I didn’t like red velvet I was going to eat it just for her. His wife came in from the kitchen with my cake ready. She looked at me and asked how I was. I told her that I was fine even though it was a lie. But she should know something about lying. They have two kids. One is a pegasus and other a unicorn. They both are Earth ponies it doesn’t take a mule to understand what was going on. But it was none of my business. I paid for the cake and took it then left.

As I left the store a blue balloon came from no where. As I stood and watched it dancing in the air it floated away. I don’t and still don’t understand what came over me. But it was if I was hypnotized to follow it. As I did it lead me to the back of the store. There was nothing there but a dumpster and some random crap. There the Balloon hovered before it popped. I jumped in my skin as I soon left not turning back. I didn’t know what to make of it and just thought it was best to forget it. As I got home I put up all the food but the cake I placed the cake on the table and looked at it. I closed my eyes preying to Matilda, wishing she was here. I began to eat the cake not wanting to waste a single crumb. I ate it all regardless if it tasted terrible.

As I finished the cake I went upstairs and look at the bed. It has been so long since I slept in it with my love. I let out a sigh as I fell down onto the bed. I looked at her pillow before I took it in my arms and holding it. Thinking it was her, wishing it was, wanting it to be. I soon fell asleep only to be awaked by a strange noise. It was the sound of laughter. I turned on my lamp to see where the laughter was coming from. I looked around but nopony was there. The laughter was as if it was next to me. I called out but no answer just laughing. I covered my ears but could still hear the laugh. I then got out of bed and headed into my medicine cabnit. I took something that could get rid of headaches but nothing. Granted it wasn’t a headache but what are you suppose to take for laughter inside your head. I stayed up trying to ignore it. Even taking Nyquil but it was no use the laughing continued. I turn off my light and laid there staring into darkness trying to get rid of the noise. I thought..no I know I saw bright eyes looking down on me. I saw a smile as well. I turned on the light but it was gone. I turned it back off and there it was again. Laughing at me, smiling at me.

I barely got any sleep due to the laughter. So as soon as it was nine I walked to Sugarcube corner to get some questions. Yeah I know it was a stretch but I was ready to try anything. As I entered the store I walked up to the counter and rang the bell. Ms. Cake came up and greeted me then asked what she could do to help. I asked her did anyone die here or if the store was built on a sacred Buffalo barrel ground? She gave me a look of shock as if she new what I was talking about. She lowered her head with a said expression. She told me that they use to have a employee by the name of Pinkie Pie. She was a wonderful employee and did everything in her power to make others smile. But even though she made others smile she had her own inner demon. She hide behind a smile every day. We tried getting her help but it didn’t seem to help. She never told us her hurt and went day by day helping us know how to smile. Until one day she took her own life. We cremated her and poured her ashes in the back. That way she would be with us.

After hearing the story I was shocked to hear it was pinkie pie. She help get me and Matilda back together so many years ago. It hurt me to know that she was hunting me. I didn’t understand why so I went to her brainiac unicorn friend to get help. As I got to the princess’s castle I rang the door bell. After about a minute it opened and there stood Princess Twilight. I didn’t know how to asked so I just said could she please help me. She invited me in and asked what was wrong. I told her what was happening. At first she was angered and thought it was some prank. I pleaded with her that it wasn’t. As soon as she realized I wasn’t lying she took us to the library. She got her pet servant slave to get the book needed. As she looked through it she found the answer. It seems that when somepony dies and are trapped on earth. They lose who they once where and become evil. How ever typical unicorn magic would not work on supernatural beings. So she told me to go to Zecora’s hut.

As I walked though the Everfree forest I soon found the hut. Also strange a bloody garbage bag but didn’t pay it any mind. When I got to the Zebra’s hut I told her the whole story. Due to her knowing things like this she believed me and started to talk weirdly. She told me in order to get rid of the spirit I must please her.I asked her how and she told me she didn’t know but I had to ask her myself. She then looked around her pantry before finding what she was looking for. She handed me a Ouija board. She told me how to use it and to do it at night. I thanked the Zebra even though my Paw Paw Dick Donkey always told me you can never trust a Striper. But My Paw was a very hateful donkey.

As I got home still hearing the annoying laughter I waited till midnight like she said. As the time had come I place the ouiji board on the floor with candles and pentagram. I said the word needed then asked Pinkie why is she doing this. What happened next made my heart pound. The ouiji piece moved around to a letter. It soon said “Killing is fun hehehehehehe.” I then asked what I could do to please er. The piece moced yet again this time it said “Die silly hehe” Suddenly the laughter grew louder in my head. It soon became a headache. I then went upstairs to take some medicine until it became a migraine and I past out. I don’t know if this happened but. I saw her in my dreams. Matilda, she was in heaven waiting for me. I was about to kiss her until I woke up with the laughter still in my head. My calmness soon turned into rage as I lashed out screaming on the top of my lungs for her to shut up. I tried to even hurt her feelings by saying I’m not her friend anymore. The laughter soon stopped as layed my back against the wall. I sis it I thought.

After a few days of piece and quiet I was taking a shower until it happened again. The laughter it was back but why? I thought I had hurt her feelings and got rid of her. I opened the curtains and seen in the mirror Pinkie Pie with white eyes looking at me. Laughing and smileing as my heart race. I told her to go away like before but it was no use. I fell to my knees pleading her to leave me alone but she just looked at me and laughed.

So here I am know about to hang myself. You can call me crazy if you want to. I wouldn’t blame you. I just hope you’ll listen. And that maybe Matilda and the real pinkie pie is waiting for me on the others side. But please take my don’t go to the back of Sugarcube Corner.

Meanwhile late at night. Spike the dragon was walking at night minding his own business. He just got back from a sweet date with Sweetie Belle and was happy as can be. He was walking behind Sugarcube corner until her heard a giggle.

‘’OH COME ON!!!!’‘ Demanded Spike for he knew the author delt him a shitty hand yet again.