My Little Pony: Scaring is Magic

Hello my name is Cranky Doodle. And if you are reading this, then please keep reading. I don’t know how to explain this. Heck I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t believe me. I didn’t believe it at first, but as time went on. Sorry I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me start from the beginning.

It all started the first of this month. My wife of ten years passed away due to cancer. Have you ever loved someone so much that they where your whole life. That nothing in this world could ever take their place? Well that was Matilda for me. The day she died I was devastated. Everything reminded me of her. Even the little things like a spill on the floor. She had a habit of spilling things. It used to annoy me back then but now I miss it even more. For days I would sit in the chair staring at the blank television. All I ever seem to do was eat, sleep, and crap day by day. It wasn’t until I started to run low on food that I knew I should go to the store. I didn’t want to but deep down I knew Matilda wouldn’t want me to just starve to death.

It took every fiber of my being to to get out of the house. I first took a much needed shower and tided up a bit before heading out the door. As I got done with shopping I started to head back home until I noticed Sugarcube corner. It brought some sweet memories of me and Matilda. We got our wedding cake there and anniversary party. A tear fell from my eye as I remembered the good times.

I decided to go ahead and go in to get a cake to honor her memory. As I went in I asked the Earth Pony with the huge chin for a small red velvet cake, Matilda’s favorite kind. Even though I didn’t like red velvet I was going to eat it just for her. His wife came in from the kitchen with my cake ready. She looked at me and asked how I was. I told her that I was fine even though it was a lie. But she should know something about lying. They have two kids. One is a pegasus and other a unicorn. They both are Earth ponies it doesn’t take a mule to understand what was going on. But it was none of my business. I paid for the cake and took it then left.

As I left the store a blue balloon came from no where. As I stood and watched it dancing in the air it floated away. I don’t and still don’t understand what came over me. But it was if I was hypnotized to follow it. As I did it lead me to the back of the store. There was nothing there but a dumpster and some random crap. There the Balloon hovered before it popped. I jumped in my skin as I soon left not turning back. I didn’t know what to make of it and just thought it was best to forget it. As I got home I put up all the food but the cake I placed the cake on the table and looked at it. I closed my eyes preying to Matilda, wishing she was here. I began to eat the cake not wanting to waste a single crumb. I ate it all regardless if it tasted terrible.

As I finished the cake I went upstairs and look at the bed. It has been so long since I slept in it with my love. I let out a sigh as I fell down onto the bed. I looked at her pillow before I took it in my arms and holding it. Thinking it was her, wishing it was, wanting it to be. I soon fell asleep only to be awaked by a strange noise. It was the sound of laughter. I turned on my lamp to see where the laughter was coming from. I looked around but nopony was there. The laughter was as if it was next to me. I called out but no answer just laughing. I covered my ears but could still hear the laugh. I then got out of bed and headed into my medicine cabnit. I took something that could get rid of headaches but nothing. Granted it wasn’t a headache but what are you suppose to take for laughter inside your head. I stayed up trying to ignore it. Even taking Nyquil but it was no use the laughing continued. I turn off my light and laid there staring into darkness trying to get rid of the noise. I thought..no I know I saw bright eyes looking down on me. I saw a smile as well. I turned on the light but it was gone. I turned it back off and there it was again. Laughing at me, smiling at me.

I barely got any sleep due to the laughter. So as soon as it was nine I walked to Sugarcube corner to get some questions. Yeah I know it was a stretch but I was ready to try anything. As I entered the store I walked up to the counter and rang the bell. Ms. Cake came up and greeted me then asked what she could do to help. I asked her did anyone die here or if the store was built on a sacred Buffalo barrel ground? She gave me a look of shock as if she new what I was talking about. She lowered her head with a said expression. She told me that they use to have a employee by the name of Pinkie Pie. She was a wonderful employee and did everything in her power to make others smile. But even though she made others smile she had her own inner demon. She hide behind a smile every day. We tried getting her help but it didn’t seem to help. She never told us her hurt and went day by day helping us know how to smile. Until one day she took her own life. We cremated her and poured her ashes in the back. That way she would be with us.

After hearing the story I was shocked to hear it was pinkie pie. She help get me and Matilda back together so many years ago. It hurt me to know that she was hunting me. I didn’t understand why so I went to her brainiac unicorn friend to get help. As I got to the princess’s castle I rang the door bell. After about a minute it opened and there stood Princess Twilight. I didn’t know how to asked so I just said could she please help me. She invited me in and asked what was wrong. I told her what was happening. At first she was angered and thought it was some prank. I pleaded with her that it wasn’t. As soon as she realized I wasn’t lying she took us to the library. She got her pet servant slave to get the book needed. As she looked through it she found the answer. It seems that when somepony dies and are trapped on earth. They lose who they once where and become evil. How ever typical unicorn magic would not work on supernatural beings. So she told me to go to Zecora’s hut.

As I walked though the Everfree forest I soon found the hut. Also strange a bloody garbage bag but didn’t pay it any mind. When I got to the Zebra’s hut I told her the whole story. Due to her knowing things like this she believed me and started to talk weirdly. She told me in order to get rid of the spirit I must please her.I asked her how and she told me she didn’t know but I had to ask her myself. She then looked around her pantry before finding what she was looking for. She handed me a Ouija board. She told me how to use it and to do it at night. I thanked the Zebra even though my Paw Paw Dick Donkey always told me you can never trust a Striper. But My Paw was a very hateful donkey.

As I got home still hearing the annoying laughter I waited till midnight like she said. As the time had come I place the ouiji board on the floor with candles and pentagram. I said the word needed then asked Pinkie why is she doing this. What happened next made my heart pound. The ouiji piece moved around to a letter. It soon said “Killing is fun hehehehehehe.”  I then asked what I could do to please er. The piece moced yet again this time it said “Die silly hehe” Suddenly the laughter grew louder in my head. It soon became a headache. I then went upstairs to take some medicine until it became a migraine and I past out.  I don’t know if this happened but. I saw her in my dreams. Matilda, she was in heaven waiting for me. I was about to kiss her until I woke up with the laughter still in my head. My calmness soon turned into rage as I lashed out screaming on the top of my lungs for her to shut up. I tried to even hurt her feelings by saying I’m not her friend anymore. The laughter soon stopped as layed my back against the wall. I sis it I thought.

After a few days of piece and quiet I was taking a shower until it happened again. The laughter it was back but why? I thought I had hurt her feelings and got rid of her. I opened the curtains and seen in the mirror Pinkie Pie with white eyes looking at me. Laughing and smileing as my heart race. I told her to go away like before but it was no use. I fell to my knees pleading her to leave me alone but she just looked at me and laughed.

So here I am know about to hang myself. You can call me crazy if you want to. I wouldn’t blame you. I just hope you’ll listen. And that maybe Matilda and the real pinkie pie is waiting for me on the others side. But please take my don’t go to the back of Sugarcube Corner.

Meanwhile late at night. Spike the dragon was walking at night minding his own business. He just got back from a sweet date with Sweetie Belle and was happy as can be. He was walking behind Sugarcube corner until her heard a giggle.

‘’OH COME ON!!!!’‘ Demanded Spike for he knew the author delt him a shitty hand yet again.