My Life as a Bipedal Quadruped

Chapters

I was not always awake, but when I was...
Q&A-time
A Much Warmer Welcome
Glow Blue. (Alternate, homage-title: The Color Of Magic)
Keepsakes
Sharing and Caring (With Some Idiocy And Indolence On The Side)
Welcome (back) to Ponyville
Small Town Charm
Tales of Mild Thrills
Practice Makes Perfect (But First It Makes Passable)
Bonding
Part Two: Times of Great Merriment
One Night In Canterlot
School's In
Eccentric Tinkering
Side Story: Under A Thrilling Moon
Shadow Of The Horned King
Part Three: Mirror Mirror
Knights, Rogues, and Mages
R&R&R&D
The Swashbucklers' Symphony/A Deck Full Of Jokers/All The Right Kinds Of Crazy
The King That Is And The King Who Is To Be
Part One: Magical Resonance Interference

I was not always awake, but when I was...

Intro part 2: Excitement in the woods

The Everfree forest is not to be traveled through carelessly, but the former bearers of the Elements of Harmony was a force to be reckoned with, nigh-omnipotent magical artefacts or not.

So it was after a short and somewhat anti-climactic journey that the champions of Equestria stood in front of Zecora the potion-master's hut.

*knock-knock*

After Twilight knocked on Zecora's door they heard her answer, a bit drowsily, "Visitors are free to open after they knock, that's why my door does not have a lock."

The friends looked at each other, slightly confused at the lazy sounding voice. Twilight pushed the door open and the six ponies filed in.

The Zebra was positioned in a, for her, usual meditative position, balanced upside-down on top of a quarterstaff. The air was often thick inside Zecora's hut, but this time it was extraordinarily so. The striped potion-master opened an eye and smiled in a relaxed way when she saw who was visiting her.

"Ah, dear friends, at the moment you should take care to breathe easy, right now the air in here might make you feel queasy." The six ponies noticed that Zecora's enormous cauldron that usually sat in the fire-pit in the middle of the hut had been replaced with a smaller one, and from it rose fumes that was giving of a sweet but thick smell. They felt a bit light-headed.

Rainbow Dash decided to land rather than stir up more fumes from the cauldron with her flapping wings. "Yeah, good advice, what are you doing?" she asked.

"As Applebloom found out when she offered me assistance, potion-makers should take care to sharpen their resistance," Zecora answered. When she saw the confused expressions she elaborated. "I mean that I'm adjusting myself to not be knocked out, every time a mix a potion extra stout."

"Oh," Twilight answered. "I see, this is simply for hardening yourself for when you use ingredients with hallucogenic effects?"

"Ooh! Ooh! Mr and Mrs Cake said I couldn't use those in my pastries!" Said Pinkie Pie. "Which I don't really understand, I thought they could be great for when the foals visit the dentist."

The others looked at Pinkie for a moment before Rarity spoke up. "Yes, well, we are actually here on some important business. Twilight, dear, it's probably best if you take it from here." Rarity paused and looked a bit embarrassed when she realized that she had just spoken in rhyme like their zebra friend.

Twilight started explaining to Zecora about the incident back at the library and how a creature from another world was transported to the edge of the Everfree. "So we decided to come here in case it wandered into the woods and... Zecora, could we take this conversation outside?"

"Oh, my head in my behind," Zecora said as she gracefully jumped down from the top of her staff and invited the others to exit her hut. "I've gotten used to it, it slipped my mind."

The others drew some welcome breaths of fresh air and hoped that the slight swaying of their vision would fade soon.

"Well," Twilight continued. "You know this forest, we wondered if you've seen anything."'

"Princess, I am sorry to say, I have not spied anything unusual this day. But you still did right in coming to me, I cannot let something innocent wander among the dangers of the Everfree." Zecora said.

"That's great! I would like to try and pinpoint the place where it arrived to see if I can track it, I'm pretty sure it hasn't been staying still. And if that doesn't work, perhaps you might find it? I feel it's a bit much to ask you to search for some unknown creature in the Everfree," Twilight said.

"Worry not, Twilight Sparkle, for my safety as I know this place to and fro," Zecora said. "After all, I live here, as you know."

Sometimes you wake up bit by bit, awareness slowly creeping up on you and ease you into the idea that you should take a look at the alarm-clock, then teasing you with the knowledge that you're probably gonna have to catapult yourself out of bed and skip breakfast if you don't want to be late for work.

Other times you wake up instantly and feel ready to go tackle whatever the day has to offer.

I woke up with a strange mix of elements of both options. You might think that this is just normal waking up, but it turns out that no, that doesn't need to be the case.

What I'm saying is that I was suddenly awake and aware that I had no idea of where I was.

There was a rustling sound all around me and I was lying in a strange position in a dark and tight place. And the whole world seemed to be swinging around.

Oh right, the bag.

Alright, I've been awake for two short spells I think. And I seem to have, ugh, fainted both times. This ends now.

Vision... not very helpful at the moment. How about smell? Whoa! I know you only found hints of dirty cloth but impressive work! I didn't know you were that good. Taste, judging by what smell found you probably don't want any part in this. Touch? In a swinging bag you said earlier. An itchy one. Interesting. Hearing, you're up. Rhythmic thumps, like footfalls? Vision, smell and touch all suggest that I'm being carried around somewhere in that infamous bag. Hearing's findings supports available data. And also suggest that there's up to three individuals around me.

I decided that I should probably try to gather more information before acting. Thankfully, the exhaustion seems to have gone from paralyzing to merely debilitating. I can move things now! Sort of at least.

Okay, hand, listen up. You and sense of touch are going on a fact finding-expedition. Your first target: My face.

I moved my hand up to my head and was immediately greeted with something big and hard rubbing against my cheek. Hand, I notice that you didn't bring touch with you. I know you two don't always like working together, especially when hot soup is involved, but this is important, okay? Wait! Forget touch for now. Move down a bit

I slid my hand and whatever it was covered in down across my throat. Compared to what I was used to this seemed like a colossal undertaking. To put it bluntly my neck was enormous. And unlike my hand I could feel it's texture, and it felt alien. Oh this is bad. Strangely shaped body parts means injuries and if this is a swelling I could be in serious trouble.

The bag I was in suddenly lurched in some direction and cartoonishly dumb sounding voice said "Uh, me thinks pony wake up."

Pony? There were talk about ponies before... Really large neck and hard hand without a sense of touch? Hand, or whatever you are these days... Inspect my face again.

A voice very similar to the other said from another direction "What we do now? Boss said to take pony to pony-town before it notice it gone."

My mouth and my nose were positioned on an outcropping ahead of the rest of my head. I have a snout! No, wait. That's not it. Oh, what's the word? I thought as I mentally snapped my fingers, and I wasn't sure if I was ready to deal with the reason why I couldn't do it physically.

"Stupid! You wake it up!" The voice of Andy Serkis said. "We leave it here. Ponies won't know, boss won't know." They're talking about me aren't they? I wonder if them leaving me is a good thing or a bad thing.

"But this place full of timber wolves," the one closest to me said. That answers that.

As I felt myself being lowered to the ground a howl sounded in the distance. My hoof's journey of discovery temporarily halted.

"Me going back to mine! bring pony if you want but me not sticking around!" The third speaker said. They're literally throwing me to the wolves? You're not Andy Serkis!

I saw an opening in my little habitat as the designated bag carrier let it go from his grip and the sound of three sets of footfalls, or pawfalls I guess, vanished into the distance.

Between being so fatigued that I can barely move, being captured by enormous dogs, carried around in a bag and discovering that my body was not my own, I feel I've handled the situation fairly well. However, I was now getting worried. The howls had quieted down but I wasn't relaxing yet.

So what's the first order of business? Getting out of the bag and getting a look at my new form would be a good start. I started dragging myself towards the opening of the bag and out into the world. True enough, my foot seemed to be a hoof as well and- ow! No way. I just pulled my tail with it. I poked my head out of the bag with some difficulty and looked around.

I was in a forest it seems. Or by the edge of one I realized now that I'd had a closer look. There was a sort of treeline where the forest is really dense on one side, and in the other direction I could see it open up into rolling plains, my sense of smell was reminding me that it was now really sharp but I filed that away until later. I would really like to move towards the plains at that point, for several reasons. I was pretty sure that the howls I heard came in the direction of the woods and the landscape of the plains were a lot more inviting, also there was a really lovely sunset partially visible through the trees which I would like to get a closer look at.

However, I suspected that reaching the plains wouldn't be that simple. I dragged myself the rest of the way out of the bag and raised my head from the ground to take a look at myself. True enough, I was now in an equine body. With royal blue fur for some reason. That was weird. I couldn't really tell as I had nothing to compare myself with nearby, but I was also pretty sure that I was very small. Like the body of a child. Or a foal.

One thing that I had suspected all along from the sensations of lying in the bag, but which I was still a little disappointed to discover, was my arm and leg, or lack thereof. As always, my right arm was completely gone, this time however it seems the scar was not directly visible beneath the fur. My right leg, or hindleg now, was also missing a few inches down through the thigh. And what a thigh is called on a horse, I have no idea. My tail caught my attention too, It was poofy, and a light shade of orange with indigo highlights. I was almost entranced by my bizarre coloration before a thought struck me.

Aw geeze! Aren't horses put down when their legs are crippled? Things are looking worse by the second. And then there're the wolves!

Alright, let's say I manage to get away from any predators, unlikely, would I be euthanized as soon as I reach civilization?

I felt something like a jolt of electricity shooting through my head as I realized what I was experiencing. I'm a tiny blue horse! How am I even having lucid thought's at the moment!? Why am I not a blubbering wreck!? Wait, maybe I was. Maybe my perception of reality had gone completely out the window and this is just me getting bored of the pillow-room and hug-yourself shirt? No, let's not think like that. Because if this is real that's a dangerous road to walk down. Heh, trot down. Then again, if I wasn't mistaken I had already slept twice since all this started. Maybe that has something to do with it. Subconsciousness and all that. Also, you're a professional, it's not becoming to refer to medical restraints that way.

I let my head fall down to the ground again. Hmm, speaking of blubbering, can I make sounds? Can I talk? I felt a bit sheepish for not having tried that earlier.

"Uh, I- Whoa, I can!" I said excitedly. "Okay, that certainly helps with the euthanasia-factor." If I can talk then I can ask for help. And would you really put down a horse when It's actually telling you not to? My mouth (still drawing a blank on what a horse's mouth is actually called) wasn't as long as a on real horse but it still wasn't near the shape of a human mouth. I found it funny how I could talk so fluently despite that.

Clearly there's more to this situation than bad news. So let's not give up. Now that I'm coming to terms with being a colorful little horsie, for the moment at least, let's move on and check myself for injuries. This is kind of warranted considering my fatigue. I raised myself up again and took another look. No, I seem to be doing all right. Next my head. I felt my mane around my wrist (another horse-term I'm unfamiliar with) and like my tail it was also huge and poofy. I shook it to the front of my eyes and was met with bangs that can only be described as magnificent, and I had a distinct feeling that I knew how it looked in a mirror. CaaAAaarie. CaaAAAAAAAaarie! Heh! Oh, that felt good. A nice change from the worry and utter confusion.

I've already figured by my coloration and sort of magnificent tail and hairdo that I'm not a normal horse, or pony if those dog things are to be believed, but it was still a pleasant surprise to learn about my foreleg's wide range of motion. I could point it in almost every direction and reach every part of my head, and while fingers would have helped with the inspection, I didn't seem to have any injuries- wait! What's this?

A hard protrusion sticking out of my forehead. Am I? No way. But then again, what else has been normal recently? I looked up.

I'm a unicorn. This is great! I'm magical and-... damn! I'm pretty sure I read a story when I was a kid where a bunch of bad guys were poaching unicorns for the healing properties of their horns. This could complicate the whole finding-civilization-and-asking-for-help thing. Then again, aren't unicorns supposed to be impossible, or near-impossible, to capture? I looked down and inspected myself again. *sigh* I guess there has to be exceptions, how else would the stories exist?

These last few minutes had offered so many revelations that I startled myself a bit when I remembered the wolf howls. I took another look around and let out a sigh of relief when I found out that I was still alone. I was also starting to appreciate the perks with my new neck. Maybe those wolves had caught the scent of something else and skulked away in another direction? Hmph! Hopefully towards those dogs.

But anyway, there clearly are predators around here, which means that I should not be. I started dragging myself across the ground out from the treeline. The good news about this is that it wasn't painful at all, barely even uncomfortable. You'd expect that dragging yourself on your belly across the forest floor would start hurting immediately, but not for me it seems. The bad news was that this was going really, really slow. And while I had enough energy look around and feel around with my hoof, relocating myself in any meaningful way just wasn't an option, at least for more than a minute, which seemed to be about four body-lengths.

Time to reassess my situation: I am currently in what is likely a dangerous place. I lack the strength and physical aptitude to even move or fend for myself. I look like a creature of fantasy. I can talk, but likely the only individuals aware of my state and location didn't seem like ally-material. I am uninjured, though, and I have a- Of course! I have a magical horn!

Alright, this could be the last venue available to me as far as I can tell. If I can do magic, maybe I can help myself.

So, how does one do magic with one's horn?

To my slight dismay I realized that I have no idea where to even start.

Okay, let's not give up now, you've read fantasy novels. How do they do it in those?

Funny how hard that was to remember all of a sudden. Come on, think! Magic words, perhaps? What's the first thing Harry Potter learned? Those books had this Latin thing going on, right? Let's try that. You know some words in Latin.

"Ignus!"

Nothing.

Well, maybe it requires some visualization or something. Now that I think about it, perhaps I shouldn't try that again, lighting a forest on fire while I'm in it and unable to move is not a good idea.

What else? Oh, right! You know how to tell Romans to go home! Much better idea. Let's see, "Romanes eunt domus". I sniggered a bit as John Cleese chastised me in my head. No, "Romani... something, Domun". What was that middle word? Argh! Where's Youtube when you need it? Think. Think. "Romani ite domun". That's it! Now, "ite" is plural for "i", and "ego" is some form of self like "me" or "I". hopefully this could send me home!

"Ego I Domun."

Still nothing.

Yeah, that would have been too good to be true, wouldn't it? Whatever, concentrate and try again. Try and tense up your horn.

"Ego I Domun!"

There was a sensation there. This time try to really project yourself into your horn. I closed my eye.

"Ego I- what?

I felt it, all around me. The earth, and the air, and the trees. I'm not sure how to describe it with words, but it was life, and power, and... Magic. The sensation was gone a moment after It began, but somehow I knew what it was I saw. Or rather, felt.

It wasn't the "magic words", was it? I projected myself into my horn again and I, sensed, magic as it swirled around me. It's difficult to describe, but it was like seeing, and still not. When you use your sight to see something, that something blocks or obscures whatever is behind it, unless that something is invisible, in which case you do not see it. This it wasn't so this time, I could perceive the world beyond my senses, everything, all around me.

Imagine perceiving scents with your eyes. It had the nose's ability to take in sensations from numerous sources that would block each other if they were perceived with sight, and the instant feedback of the eyes. I know I've seen this before, but where? Where and when could I have visualized magic before?

There are some shrubs over there. I can see, feel how one small twig was dying as leaves higher up blocked its access to sunlight, the magic slowly leaving it. I perceived the swirling shapes and colors in the twig, muted compared to the ones around it, and somehow I knew what they meant, and knew how they could be influenced. So, I definitely have magic. How do I use it and not just observe it?

I closed my eye and projected myself into my horn, and this time I reached out.

The twig instantly became full of life again and pushed it's way above the others and into the open.

"... Interesting."

Scratch and his brother, Scratch, were not having a good day. They were very conflicted, something they did not enjoy. Boss had been very clear when he said that taking ponies is a bad idea. And that the one they found should be returned before it wakes up and and before anyone else notices that it's gone. It was simple, boss was above them in the hierarchy, and when he told them to do something they did it.

The thing is, Lugnut was also above them in the hierarchy, and he told them to abandon the pony, even though boss was above him too! And boss told him too!

Scratch's brain was hurting.

Even so, he had to admit, being where the timber wolves were not was a pretty good thing. Lugnut was in charge of them right now so he should be the one to blame if anyone finds out what they've done.

Yeah, it was Lugnut's fault. Maybe he should tell boss about what Lugnut had done. Scratch didn't like Lugnut. If Scratch told the boss what Lugnut had done, Lugnut might get Black Bag-duty.

"If you tell boss about this, I make sure you get Black Bag-duty!" Lugnut shouted to Scratch. So much for that idea.

Lugnut had been yelling angrily at Scratch and his brother on and off for some time as they ran back towards the mine when he suddenly yelped.

"Ow! What? Whaaat iiis...-" Lugnut sounded strange as Scratch looked at him and saw him holding a dart in his paw.

Lugnut collapsed on the ground and began snoring heavily, this was better than him yelling, but Scratch didn't like the thought of those around him suddenly collapsing. Scratch was conflicted again.

Scratch heard something behind him and turned around to see a pony in a robe standing there. She held a blow-gun in her mouth. Scratch prided himself in being able to figure out that the pony shot a dart at Lugnut. And it only took him a few seconds to do so!

"You found a creature earlier, to the west. It seems you took it back to your nest," the pony said calmly. Scratch wasn't the brightest of diamond dogs, he knew enough to know that. But being a diamond dog means having a good sense of when something is more dangerous than you. For once, Scratch was not conflicted. It was best to answer this pony's question. Truthfully, and fast.

"Uh, yeah, Lugnut found small pony," Scratch said and slowly backed away with his brother.

"A small pony from beyond the world's veil?" the cloaked pony seemed to say to herself. "Go on, I would like to hear this tale."

"Uh, Lugnut found small pony with horn, small pony was broken so Lugnut said it could not escape," Scratch said. He was confused. The pony in front of him was clearly more than a match for them. But things that were more than a match for him were usually bigger and spent a lot more time snarling and drooling. That was probably because almost all things he had seen that were more dangerous than him were other diamond dogs. Ponies, it seemed, can be dangerous when just standing still. Scratch was learning a lot today.

"Interesting, so tell me now. This pony was broken how?" The pony said.

Scratch suspected that he didn't know the proper... what was it now? Words! That's it. "Uh, just broken, some bits gone." The pony gestured for him to continue. "Then we took it to boss. Boss get angry at Lugnut. Boss don't want ponies in mine. Boss said to take the pony to pony village before they notice. Then we go, and pony wake up when we over there," Scratch said and pointed behind the pony. "And we hear timber wolves. Then Lugnut tells us to leave pony and we do." Lugnut was getting worried. The pony in front of him was getting tense. Like boss sometimes did. But worse.

Finally, it spoke again. "You should make sure that by something else you are not found, for the Everfree's beasts would surely appreciate prey that is just lying around." The pony gestured towards Lugnut, still snoring on the ground. Then it turned away and galloped in the direction he had pointed. Scratch didn't get the feeling that it was fleeing.

Scratch looked at his brother. They picked up Lugnut by his paws and started hauling him towards the mine as fast as they could. Scratch was not conflicted anymore, boss was gonna hear about this, and Scratch didn't care that Lugnut didn't want that.

Zecora raced through the forest, relieved that she managed to control her emotions. It had been difficult, but she didn't have time to pummel diamond dogs when a foal's life was at risk.

The dogs had brought a maimed foal to the edge of the Everfree. Zecora was running as fast as the greatest earth pony athlete. And then they left it there when timber wolves were closing in. A doctor would've been worried that Zecora would hurt herself at this rate. There was no time to warn the elements. She only had a vague idea of where they would be. Zecora sped up.

Okay, I can sense magic around me and I can influence some of it to some extent. Hey, what do I look like, magically? I Projected myself into my horn again and copped a feel. Copped a felt? I'm not using that phrase again.

Wow, it was really something. Beautiful, fascinating shapes made up my new form. And I made some really interesting discoveries: My arm and leg, the physically missing ones that is, were still there magically. And I had digits curled up around my hooves, with a slightly different magical "tone" than the rest of me. They moved when I willed my fingers to move.

I reached out and tried to pluck a strand of grass. No dice. There must be some trick to it. I'll figure it out later.

Well then. What to do now? I should try and improve my situation with my new abilities. But how? And in which way?

Taking a magical look at myself again I noticed that I can move my phantom limbs. Cause I figured that was an appropriate term. But they didn't seem to be able to interact with the physical world though.

Suddenly I heard a loud snarl behind me and I whipped my head around to face...

Wolves made out of wood? I was sort of grateful for that last part because the fear of having a pack of predators sneaking up on me and the puzzlement over the bizarre sight sort of cancelled out each others' paralyzing effects.

"Ooh, "timber wolves", I get it!" I said

The one in front, there were six in all, snarled again. Oh, right. This is not the time to appreciate puns.

Okay, this is bad, very bad. But I have mysterious powers that and I don't even know what they can do. Everything's not hopeless but I should act soon.

The one in front started charging towards me. No, Wait! I need to come up with a plan first!

It was about to pounce me when a branch- no, a staff shot into it from the side and nailed it into a tree where large chunks of it were smashed of. Whew! But what's going on now?

I looked to the direction where the staff had come from to see a robed zebra jump out through the undergrowth and place herself with a wide stance between myself and the remaining wolves. Wow!

"To hunt and kill this one you are free," the zebra said. Wait? They're free to- then what's with the rescue? "but know that you will have to go through me," she concluded. Oh, it was bravado! In verse! I like this one.

Two of the wolves charged while the other three split up into two different directions. The zebra gracefully jumped over the charging wolves and cartwheeled towards her staff. There's a talking zebra over here doing kung fu! I had never been to Kansas. But if I had, I wouldn't think that I was there anymore.

I am now being rescued by a zebra, and while things are getting really exciting, I am starting to get really shaky. Maybe I should try and get away? It would be easier for my rescuer if she didn't have to worry about protecting me at least.

I must've looked pretty pathetic at that point, pawing at the ground, trying uselessly to get away, when I looked back at the zebra who was flipping through the air, smacking the wolves with her staff and kicking them with her rear hooves. That's when I noticed that the injuries she inflicted were being unmade, the splinters and twigs that left the wolves' bodies seemed to have a life of their own and they reunited with their bodies constantly.

No wolf was heading for me yet though. The zebra have apparently got the full attention of the pack. Wait- Uh oh.

I looked toward the spot where the first casualty of the fight lay, the wolf that had charged me was also being reassembled. My heart sank. It was pretty clear that the zebra was trying to rescue me, but since the enemy was apparently infinite, that could only happen by retreating, something that I was just not capable of.

The wolf was now completely reassembled and while I could hear the fight going strong behind me, this one seemed to have eyes only for me. It was slowly advancing and snarling, something I found superfluous as I was plenty scared at that point anyway.

It started charging once more and I let out a startled cry as I desperately tried to scamper away.

My rescuer seems to have noticed, though, as she had disengaged with the other foes and was once again rushing to my aid.

She jumped over me towards my attacker and judging by the sound she showed it what's what one more time.

However, her luck seems to have run out, because the other wolves had been following her and this time she did not have time to prepare a defense.

The world slowed down as I took in what was happening. My rescuer had gone to seemingly impossible lengths to keep me safe, but now she was going to die, and then I was going to die, and it would be my fault. I would never even know her name.

... This will not do.

I projected myself into my horn and saw the world in that strange way again. My rescuer was a bright, shining beacon, and the ones heading for her were crisp shapes of swirling colors.

I knew what I was looking for. And I knew where to find it.

There!

I was running out of time. They were inches from her. They would bring her down. Tear mortal wound and break bones. This time, I didn't just reach out with my magic, I poured it all out of my horn. This was not the time for subtleties.

I had really just intended to find the central point for the wolves' magic, their heart, or core, so to speak, and give it a good yanking. But it seems I overdid it a bit.

A nova of energy shot out through my horn and the timber wolves were blasted into pieces which started raining down across the landscape.

I was suddenly extremely tired. And I want you to consider the word "extremely" for a bit. But first things first.

The zebra was lying on her side a small ways away from where she stood when the wolves had pounced.

Oh no, no no nononono. Did it get her too? She seemed unharmed but I needed to make sure.

Once again I tried to project myself into my horn but it didn't work. Drained of magic, perhaps? That could explain why I felt so cold all of a sudden.

Oh, and here's Nap-Time again.

No, Nap-Time, this is important!

I started crawling over to my rescuer with a haste that only desperation can summon. I was utterly exhausted but rest had to wait.

I finally reached her and... She breathes!

She lives, she looks unharmed. Okay Nap-Time, where were we?

Q&A-time

I was not always awake, but when I was...

I passed out again.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were growing concerned. They had been looking for traces of their mystery-guest for almost an hour.

Twilight herself was frustrated. It was powerful magic that brought the creature here, but the traces were so fleeting it was impossible to get an accurate read.

She was preparing another tracking spell when she felt an enormous wave of magic from the east. And although Twilight Sparkle functioned as the group's source of magic knowledge, the whole group felt the wave.

"What was that?" five of the six ponies asked simultaneously. They glanced at each other and then took of in the direction of the magic disturbance.

They reached the site within minutes and could not be sure of what they saw.

Zecora and a unicorn filly lay on the ground, surrounded by a large quantity what looked like timber wolf-remains. The zebra looked unharmed but the filly's state was less certain due to the very large and frazzled mane and tail covering her.

"Oh my!" Fluttershy said and flew over to their striped friend and the unknown party.

"What do you suppose happened, Twilight?" Applejack asked cautiously.

"I don't know," Twilight answered and slowly walked up to the pair, lying unconscious on the forest floor. "That felt like unicorn magic, but it wasn't a spell that I recognized."

The six friends were standing over two unconscious ponies (and the branches that would normally form timber wolves). Twilight's impulsive side was telling her to try and see if her zebra friend and the unknown filly were harmed in any way, but since there was no immediate danger her methodical side won out and she let the resident font of medical knowledge confirm their state instead.

She channeled her magic into her horn and scanned the site. Her suspicions seemed to be true, Zecora, the filly and the timber wolves had all been drained of their magical reserves.

She let out a sigh of relief, magical exhaustion almost always led to an almost comatose sleep, but that in itself was not dangerous. Rest, followed by a hearty meal or two, was all that was required for a full recovery.

Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were the ones that had taken an extra close look at the zebra and the filly, the first out of concern, the second out a mix of concern and curiosity. When Pinkie lifted the considerable mass that made up the filly's mane and tail they both let out small gasps.

"What? What is it, Flutters?" Asked a startled Rainbow Dash.

"It's, it... " A shaken-looking Fluttershy tried to answer. "Oh, that poor dear!"

Pinkie Pie took the filly's mane in her mouth and positioned them on the ground rather than on top of her for the rest of the group to see. The rest let out little gasps of their own at what they saw.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack has especially horrified expressions on their faces. With their very beings being so intimately tied to physical exercise, they cringed at the sight.

"Oh, my," Rarity slowly said. Twilight was about to second her friend's concise but encompassing statement until she realized that they came here for a reason.

"Does anypony recognize the filly?" Twilight asked, despite being certain she already knew the answer.

The rest of the group shook their heads.

Zecora had been trying to locate the involuntary visitor and apparently found this filly. Twilight lit up her horn to try and discern the residues of magical energies in the area. A powerful burst of magic had gone of here very recently, but she suspected that already. She was both relieved and horrified, however, when her reading clearly showed that the filly was the one they had been looking for since coming here. Relieved that her victim was not out there still, with Zecora out of commission and two ponies needing to be transported someplace safe. Horrified of the implications.

"Did I do this?" Twilight asked with a shaky voice. Her friends gave her a worried and slightly alarmed look before she continued. "This filly is the one we've been looking for, the readings are obvious," she said as she gestured to the small form on the ground. "And she's..." Twilight tried to continue but couldn't get any further.

Applejack put a hoof on her friend's withers and tried to say in a soothing voice, "now don't worry, Twilight. I ain't got no head for magic, but you said that that scryin' orb was supposed to be harmless?" Twilight nodded and Applejack pressed her reasoning and hoped that it would hold water. "That, to me, seems to imply that you ain't responsible for this."

"But I..." Twilight started before giving Applejack's words some thought. It's true, the orb was supposed to be harmless. And, sure, teleporting somepony beyond the borders of worlds could be inconvenient to the point of dangerous, but it was a very indirect danger. Her examination certainly didn't indicate that the orb would remove limbs when spying strange phenomenon. "Yeah, you could be right," she continued. "I hope you're right."

"Anyway, I think we should get out of here," said Rainbow Dash. "If we found what we're looking for then there's no point in sticking around."

"You're right," said Twilight. "Let's get them back to Ponyville. As far as I can tell, they're just suffering from magical exhaustion. The Timber Wolves probably are too, now that I think about it."

"That's not gonna mess up the zap apple harvest is it?" Said Pinkie Pie. "Cause I've got some ideas for new frosting with those."

Twilight was feeling slightly better now, relaying information always had a soothing effect on her. "No," she said, "they're just out cold and should wake up tomorrow."

Applejack was the obvious choice for the one who would carry Zecora back to Ponyville while Rainbow Dash took the filly. The earth pony mare was barely hindered by the zebra on her back while the pegasus positioned her wings to secure the filly with the awkward center of gravity.

By now the sun had almost set. They were all a bit relieved by this since it meant that there would be few to no ponies seeing them carrying two unconscious ponies from the direction of the Everfree Forest through the streets of Ponyville on the way to the hospital. And considering the state of the filly and Ponyville rumor mill this might've been for the best.

Nurse Redheart was familiar with the importance of down-time, as was common for those who have to be ready to skip lunch and breaks for the sake of her fellow ponies' (and occasionally non-ponies') health.

She was enjoying a weak but highly sugar and milk-augmented cup of coffee and having a relaxingly indolent conversation with Ponyville Hospital's receptionist, Ink Sketch, when the front doors shot open and the town's strangeness-magnets filed in.

Redheart and Ink-Sketch looked at each other. The excitement of being a Ponyville-resident had risen exponentially in recent times, ever since the arrival of Twilight Sparke, the defeat of Nightmare Moon and the return of Princess Luna, but despite all that had happened, the hospital had not become noticeably more taxed. Nurse Redheart was no mage among the scholarly elite in Canterlot's golden spires, but she felt confident in jumping to the conclusion that it might be the proximity of the Elements of Harmony and their bearers that had kept it that way. Then again, most of the trouble that befell Ponyville also focused around the Bearers themselves, so while her feeling for the six were as benevolent as for the rest of the the ponies of Ponyville, she was not entirely without reservations for this motley crew. And she found it a bit daring of them to chastise the dreaded Cutie Mark Crusaders when they got into trouble.

And so she hoped that the sight of the Bearers purposefully moving in through the doors of Ponyville Hospital was not a sign of things to come and set down her coffee and braced herself for the worst.

Ponies with Redheart's experience and dedication often picked up social skills related to their vocation, and reading ponies' body-language and discerning situations based on group behavior was one of them. So she was somewhat confused at the downcast look of the recent arrivals coupled with the purposeful movements and lack of urgency. It was not because anypony was dead, she was sure of that. But she spotted Zecora the zebra lying unconscious on top of Applejack and a foal on top of Rainbow Dash.

When they arrived at the front desk seconds later, Ink Sketch managed to pose the question "What seems to be the problem?" with a tone that was both guarded and encouraging.

"Magical exhaustion of both Zecora here," Twilight said, nodding her head towards the zebra, "and an unknown filly," she concluded while nodding towards the other unconscious form.

Redheart stepped towards Rainbow Dash and the filly. "A Jane Doe?" She said. "Have you asked her about herself or made anyyyy..." Redheart trailed off when getting a peek beyond the feathers of Rainbow Dash's wings and seeing the state of the filly.

Rainbow Dash looked a little downcast. "Yeeaahh, no, she was unconscious when we got to her."

"We found her like that in the Everfree Forest!" Pinkie Pie said in her usual excited voice, but a perceptive listener might've noticed that she sounded slightly less chipper than usual. "In the middle of a pile of knocked-cold timber wolves!"

Nurse Redheart raised an eyebrow at this and said "Are there any other issues you know of?"

Fluttershy spoke up, "Um, no, I did a quick examination and couldn't find anything." She looked thoughtful for a moment before continuing. "She's a bit cold though."

"Alright," Nurse Redheart said. "I'm gonna call a doctor for a thorough examination, just in case. But first I'm gonna get a stretcher."

At this point, Ink-Sketch had fished out a small stack of papers and laid them on the table before saying. "And I would like you to fill out these forms."

"Fluttershy," Twilight said as she walked towards the front desk. "Why don't you fill out the one for Zecora? As for the filly, well, there are some unusual circumstances surrounding her."

Twilight had Ink-Sketch's full attention, "Oh, really, now?" she asked and glanced at the filly. "What kind of circumstances?"

Nurse Redheart had apparently found both of what she was looking for when Twilight answered, because both she and a stallion in a doctor's outfit walked in from around the corner, each pushing a stretcher. "Well, it requires some explanation." Twilight was a bit nervous, but steeled herself and continued, "but this filly was by accident magically brought here from another world."

Both the doctor and nurse Redheart had paused their wheeling of the stretchers, the doctor raised an eyebrow, "uhm, so what does that mean in this case?" The very mild reluctance to believe what he heard spoke volumes about Equestria's newest addition the roster of royalties.

"Honestly, I don't know for certain," Twilight answered. She thought back to the notes on the world that the filly came from, and her own impressions of that world. "But I suspect that it might mean that she's going to be even more confused or even scared than one might expect when she wakes up."

There was a pause before the doctor asked, "So... are there any reasons to treat this patient any different from other patients? Medically, I mean."

"Not that I can think of, though I would like to stay and make sure she's alright," Twilight said.

"Well," the doctor said. "You're free to wait while we finish our examination of course. But may I ask why?"

"Because I may be responsible for her state," Twilight answered. "And if I am..." she trailed of.

The young princess was obviously upset about the whole affair and the doctor decided not to push her any further. "Very well, nurse Redheart, would you please help me bring the patients into examination rooms and then contact doctor Staff for our dear Zecora?" The doctor said as he pushed the stretcher towards Rainbow Dash.

Nurse Redheart helped Rainbow Dash lift the small form with it's considerable supplements of mane and tail onto one of the stretchers before moving on to the zebra. "Yes, doctor."

As the nurse and doctor wheeled their patients away, Ink-Sketch spoke up. "So, what does this mean in terms of paper work?"

"It means that we should use the anomaly-stamp," Twilight said.

As Ink-Sketch ducked beneath the desk, she said, "Short and informative, that's how we like it," as she resurfaced with a stamp between her teeth and hammered it down on the blank form, which made Fluttershy, who was filling out the other form next her her, jump in surprise.

Between Discord's rampage, visits and even admittance in the hospital, and things like Parasprites, poison joke and a slew of other bizarre events that the citizens of Ponyville seemed to endure on a monthly basis, the anomaly-stamp had been introduced at many of Ponyville's government facilities. A document or paper with that mark could mean many different things, prominent among them are: "We don't know", "inquire with Twilight Sparkle about possible solutions", "we really don't know", "don't panic", "wing it", "PANIC!", and "hunker down until phenomenons of bright light, rainbows and sparkles are visible outdoors (not to be confused with other phenomenons of less aesthetically appealing and soothing nature)."

As the papers were being filed away by Ink-Sketch, Twilight turned to her friends, "It's getting late. I'm going to stay here, but don't feel as if you need to as well."

Rarity, who had been trying to stifle a yawn for some time at that point, gave in and said, "Thank you Twilight, I'm just glad any more serious issues were averted."

"Yeah," Applejack said. "The farm ain't gonna work itself. And to work it properly, a pony needs her sleep. But if you need help with anything, sugarcube, you know where to find us."

"I'm staying, though," Rainbow Dash said. "The weather over next few days are gonna be just like today anyway, it's pretty much gonna run itself."

"I'm staying too," came Fluttershy's soft voice.

Pinkie Pie had began to bounce toward the exit after with Applejack and Rarity, "Don't worry, Twilight, I'll tell Spike where you are."

As the two small groups separated, Twilight said, "Thank you, Pinkie," before remembering some details about the situation. "WAIT! Don't forget to tell him why I'm here."

Doctor Proper walked out of the examination room to find three young mares waiting for him. The feeling of wistfulness he got from that confused him so much that he almost missed what the lavender one in the middle said.

"How is she, doctor?"

"Oh! Uh, I don't want to say anything specific yet. But it doesn't look bad." He moved around them toward the examination room which currently housed Zecora and Doctor Staff. "However, I would like to confirm something. Excuse me."

He pushed open the door to the examination room and said, "Curl, would you please help me confirm something with the other patient? I would like a third opinion."

The other doctor exited the room and nodded toward the three mares who had brought the patients in. "Of course, what about?" she said as they walked into the room with the filly in.

"Well, like the princess and her friends said, she's clearly suffering from magical exhaustion, but I believe I'm seeing signs of Wisp Shimmer-syndrome," Doctor Proper said.

Doctor Staff took a look at the different values that nurse Redheart had written down before she gently placed her fetlock on the filly's forehead, just below the horn. "Yes, the signs are there. What do you think, Redheart?"

"Hard to be sure, but it would be negligent to not take any steps," the nurse answered.

Doctor Proper nodded at this and looked lost in thought for a moment. "Yes, I believe I overheard that this was officially an anomaly-situation. In which case we maybe ought to conscript the help of the young ponies just outside."

Nurse Redheart was heading towards the door, "I was just thinking the same thing." She opened the door and had the attention of the Bearers waiting outside. "Alright, we might have something we need your help with. Please, come in."

The three mares filed in a bit nervously. "What would you like our help with?" asked Fluttershy, who, for a change, was not as nervous as her two friends, as being asked for medical assistance was something she was far more comfortable with than either Rainbow or Twilight.

Doctor Proper turned to his colleague, "You take it from here, Curl. You actually have experience treating this."

Doctor Staff nodded and adjusted her glasses. "We are seeing clear signs of Wisp Shimmer-syndrome in this filly."

Twilight and Fluttershy were about to let out sighs of relief when Fluttershy realized something and stopped herself. "Not... bad, I hope?"

"Oh, no," doctor Staff answered calmly. "Early stages, but as I'm sure you know it's best if treated in it's early stages to prevent complications,".

Rainbow Dash looked a bit annoyed at being the only one that didn't comprehend the situation. "Hold on! What's Shim Whisper-Syndrome?"

Twilight rolled her eyes out of reflex. "Wisp Shimmer-syndrome is a fairly rare affliction that mostly affects unicorns. If ponies' magical reserves are exhausted, they try to jump-start themselves by borrowing energy from the pony's physical stamina."

Rainbow Dash considered this for a moment. "Oh, yeah, I've seen you get all tired and drowsy when you do powerful spells," Rainbow nodded. Twilight didn't look very pleased at having the side-effects of her doing demanding magic described in that particular manner, but her desire to lecture predictably won out over her desire to snap at her friend. So she continued.

"It also works the other way around. When a pony is physically exhausted her stamina borrows from her magical reserves. Pegasi do this fairly often, and earth ponies do it so often they hardly notice." Rainbow Dash nodded at this, clearly recognizing what her friend was saying. "If a pony's magical reserves are profoundly exhausted while the pony is suffering from serious physical fatigue, her magical and physical reserves might get stuck in a loop, trying to leech of each other, and not getting a chance for either to recover. That is Wisp Shimmer-syndrome and it can be very serious if left untreated."

Doctor Staff nodded. "I couldn't have given a better description, myself. Do you happen to know how to treat it, your highness?"

"Unfortunately no," Twilight said before perking up. "But I wouldn't mind learning!"

"I'm sure you wouldn't," a smiling Curl Staff said. "Since we're probably gonna be able to wake her up soon, we should be able to provide the treatment as foodstuff. And that's what we would like your help with."

The three bearers looked at each other before Rainbow Dash spoke. "Well, both Applejack and Pinkie Pie are pretty good with cooking. But how is food going to help?"

Doctor Staff was a bit amused at the expressions of the three mares in front of her, Twilight was looking confused but mostly curious, Rainbow Dash was looking curious but mostly confused, and Fluttershy somewhere in the middle. "If we introduce magic into the patient's digestive tract, where her physical energy comes from, her magical reserves should receive what they need, breaking the loop and letting her recover normally."

"So, um, you want us to make magic food?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Essentially, yes," Doctor Staff answered.

At this, nurse Redheart spoke up. "And everypony knows that Pinkie Pie can make cupcakes from just about anything, including ground up gems."

Twilight's face lit up with a look of epiphany. "Of course! Rarity has lots of gems that can easily hold stable magic, and Spike can pulverize them, no problem."

Redheart and Curl Staff smilingly nodded their heads before the doctor had a slightly uncomfortable look on her face. "Of course, Miss Rarity shouldn't be forced to provide such a thing for the hospital."

"Oh, I'm sure she's happy to help!" Twilight said.

"No doubt. Even so, it would behoove us not to rely on a private pony for such things. If you do retrieve such gems from Miss Rarity, please assure her that she will be compensated." Doctor Staff said.

"Alright, is there anything else?" Twilight asked.

"Eh, yes. Nurse Redheart is writing down the type of gems recommended and how much we might need. And please, tell Miss Pie to restrain herself with the quantity of baked goods, we are leaving for Canterlot with the patient before long." Doctor Stable said.

The three friends had been ready to leave on their little task before they heard this. "You are?" four voices asked, doctor Proper among them.

Doctor Staff nodded at this. "Yes, there are better means to treat this particular malady in Canterlot, and I don't want to take any chances. Redheart, are you up for a trip to Canterlot?"

Nurse Redheart was the only one that didn't seem surprised at the announcement. "Of course."

"Good, we'll leave tomorrow morning, preferably with the earliest train," doctor Staff turned back to the three mares. "Thank you so much for all your help, and please, pass on our gratitude to the others as well."

Fluttershy and Twilight smiled in a small way while Rainbow Dash puffed her chest out. "No problem," the energetic pegasus said. As they filed out they glanced back at the filly on the stretcher, feeling that despite her state, their contribution still made a difference.

Spike the dragon was sitting on the back of his oldest friend with a disgruntled look on his face and the end of a shimmering bag jutting out of his mouth. Large crunching sounds were becoming noticeably more faint with every movement of his jaw. Around him, in the kitchen of Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy were preparing the ingredients for a batch of cupcakes with Twilight going over the list given to them by nurse Redheart and some instructions in a thick book exclusively about cupcakes. Rainbow Dash was lounging around in the corner, idly chewing on some leftovers from the day's batch.

Spike Pulled the bag out of his mouth and held it in his claws. "Done," he stated in a resigned voice.

Twilight took the bag in her magic grip, opened it and took a look at the contents. "Spike, there are still large chunks in here!"

Pinkie Pie cheerfully skipped over and looked over the contents. "Don't worry, Twilight, I can make cupcakes out of that, no problem!"

"I know you can, Pinkie, but if it's not finely minced enough it might do more harm than good," Twilight turned back to Spike, sitting on her back. "Please, Spike, I know you don't like this, but it's important that the gem-dust is not too rough."

Spike once again grabbed the bag. "Alright, fine," he said before sticking the bag in his mouth again and continued chewing.

Twilight gave Spike a warm smile. "Cheer up, Spike, You're doing this to help a cute little filly. And Rarity seemed very pleased with your part in this, she might give you some gems as a reward the next time you see her."

Spike's chewing slowed down for a few seconds as he considered this, then it sped up again with renewed vigor as he suddenly got a big and slightly dumb-looking smile on his face.

Did I ever get to duct-taping chocolate bars to my jacket? There's a chasm between your bedside table and your bed, think of the treasures that could be there! How about some strawberry ice cream? You'd like that wouldn't you? It's like a roller coaster! Where's my slipper? What is? My thoughts. Yeah, they're like "Wooeeooo!". Drop that TV! Applause. Thoughts slowly getting more comprehensible. You know what that means, don't you? Dust bunnies on my lips? Kiss grandma! Yeah, I think I know what that means. Lucy~in~the~sky! But considering that last part it's not looking good. Time to clean the kitchen. Multicultural society! I'm waking up. Morning mist and poetry. Camels outside of Taj Mahal. Aaaoow, JUMP! French, wooden box with purple hat. Extra exclamation marks! Wheels and string. Alright, ENOUGH! Open your eye, already.

When I wake up that scrambled it's usually difficult enough to open my eye and start taking in the world around me, but this time it was a new level of hard. I sighed inwardly, I think, and prepared myself for more incomprehensible mind-babble in the twilight-zone between sleep and wakefulness. At least it wasn't sleep-paralysis, I hate that, everything goes purple.

"Doctor. I think she's waking up."

A voice! I had been drifting aimlessly just beneath the surface of the waking world and I could see the rays of the morning glory shimmering from somewhere above me. But here was something I could orient myself with. Oh, voice! My glaring, orange buoy of floatness! Send down your white polymers-tendrils and save me!

"Easy, now, little one. Don't worry. Just take it slow, alright?"

I take it back! Stop talking, please!

"Whenever you're ready."

Aaah! Please, stop!

"That's it."

It's time to take action! Use your primary method of communication to signal whoever is assaulting your senses to cease all actions. "Mmmuh,"... *sigh* Well. Done.

"Don't worry, you're doing great."

I wish. Shake your head. The universal sign for "no".

"Doctor, I think we ought to give her some space."

You think correctly.

"Hmm? What do you mean, Redheart?"

"She turns her ears away whenever you speak to her."

Oh, thank you!

"She may just be trying to orient herself."

... A pox on your firstborn! Let's go with struggling instead.

"On the other hoof, You may be right."

Triumph! Now to savor this moment. I inwardly breathed some satisfied sighs, or at least I thought I did, they might've shown on the outside.

"Oh. Good catch, Nurse Redheart. Make a note of the seeming oversensitiveness, please. Now."

I could hear the clip-clop of hooves approaching. Very astutely.

One of the voices I had heard suddenly spoke very softly right by me. "Can you hear me?"

Not as glaringly now that you're whispering, thankfully. I nodded my head and tried to give an affirmative murmur. It came out as a whimper though.

"Oh, you poor dear." Indeed. "Don't worry, it'll all pass soon." Thank you, that's comforting.

"You've suffered a magical exhaustion and you're having what we call Wisp Shimmer-Syndrome." Magical exhaustion? What're y-

The dogs, the cave, the wolves, the zebra, my new body, and magic. I would've shot open my eyes in shock at how it all flooded back to me. This time my eyelids (I went for plural) had to make do with a painfully slow and shaky ascent.

I heard a gasp and when my eye finally got with the program and saw a tan-colored equine in a white lab-coat, with teal hair done in a bun and with a very human-looking, startled expression, amplified by the huge, expressive eyes and drooped ears. "Nurse Redheart! You never informed me about her eye!" she said, clearly a female, judging by her voice. I flinched and closed my eyes again. Ow.

"I'm sorry, Doctor Staff. I forgot that me and Doctor Proper performed the examination." Another voice said. I carefully opened my eye again and saw another equine looking slightly down. This one was white with pink hair and a little old-school nurse's cap. Aw, how cute.

The other one looked back at me, noticed my expression and immediately dropped her voice. "Oh, I'm so sorry, dear!" Well, at least it's helping me wake up. "How do you feel?"

Yes, how do I feel? I wish the numbness would come back, I miss it.

"... Delicate," I said, hoping that they'd take the hint.

"Oooh!" she exclaimed (quietly, thankfully) in a voice that contained a worrying amount of sympathy, and lifted her right arm, sorry, foreleg, and gave me a small hug with it. Whoa. What's going on?

Taking this in gave me a basis to orient myself with. i was sitting up in a clean and somewhat bare room with a distant smell of antiseptic in the air.

I know what this is. This is a medical facility.

Let's cycle through the possible responses, shall we? "Where am I?"? I'm in a hospital, low priority-question. "Who are you?"? Hopefully a medical expert but it would be good to confirm this. "What happened?"? Ah, that's a good one. Let's start with that.

"What happened?" A whole sentence! Where's my cookie?

"You used too much magic, dear," the tan equine said as she let go of me and stood back down on all of her legs. "Some very nice mares found you in the Everfree Forest and brought you here."

Mares eh? So we're doing it that way. Hold on! The zebra!

"There... was a... zeb... zebra." I managed to say before a weak yawn escaped me.

At this, the equine with the nurse's cap spoke up. "Oh, yes, Zecora came in with you. Don't worry about her, she's resting." The exhalation part of my sigh had to make do as a breath of relief. Good. Zecora, eh?. I closed my eye again since I was barely using it anyway.

"As you no doubt want to be doing," the tan equine continued. Gold star. "But I'm afraid you're going to have to take some medicine first. If you don't, resting could be very bad for you." Didn't she say earlier that it would all pass? Oh, she meant the oversensitiveness. Okay, let's just sit back and follow the instructions, that's a good thing to do when you're a patient in a hospital.

Hold on... I am in a hospital, right? Ah yes, there were more questions I had. I opened my eye again

"Who are you?" It sounds a bit rude, asking it like that. But whatever.

"My name is Doctor Curl Staff and this is Nurse Redheart," the tan one said and gestured with a foreleg towards the other equine as they both looked at me and smiled in a caring way. "You're in Ponyville Hospital."

There were several keywords there, "nurse", "doctor" and "hospital" were all clear enough, but "Ponyville" implied things. I looked down on myself.

True enough, I once again beheld a small, royal blue equine body. This time mostly covered by a white blanked and positioned in a very human manner in a wheelchair. Now, wheelchairs have their uses, but they're not really my style. One thing that was clear though was that, as with the zebra, Zecora, I was very small compared to the other equines in the room.

"What happened?" I asked again.

I looked up as the one in the lab coat, Curl Staff (Curl Staff?) answered again. "Like I said, dear. You used too much magic." Yeah, I remember the shimmering shapes and all that, but why am I a little horsie? If I remember correctly I was preparing to go home from work not long ago and then waking up like this.

"N-no, why am I... Why am I like this?", I asked and tried showing them my arm for emphasis. I only managed to lift it out from beneath the blanket and not much else, though. I looked down on my arm and gave it a disapproving look.

The white and pink one took a few steps forward and answered in a somewhat guarded tone. "That... Don't worry about that, we'll find somepony to answer all of your questions after you get some more rest," She turned to a desk beside her and picked up a paper bag in her mouth before continuing. "But first you need your medicine," She finished, speaking through her teeth with no noticeable difference in her voice. Impressive. "Now, you're lucky. Your medicine is like a powder, and our very own master-baker, Pinkie Pie, has made these just for you," she said as set the bag down on a table beside me and reached down with her foreleg in the bag to produce a cupcake.

I looked at the baked good that the nurse's cap-adorned horsie with gorgeously large, blue eyes and pink mane made up in a bun, held aloft in her hoof and felt a slight daze as a part of my brain informed the rest to try and take in the situation "... What?" I asked. That would have been asked with a greater flourish of eloquence but I'm not ashamed to admit my oratorical skills failed me at that point.

The equine in with the cupcake gave me a warm smile before answering. "You get to eat cupcakes, dear." I'm having trouble telling if their bedside manners are comforting of disturbing. Then again, maybe I really am in the body of a child, or perhaps some small subspecies that looks like children. Horse-hobbits? Better that than like in that kinda terrible movie with the reverse-aging serial killer.

The equine with the pink hair (Redheart, was it?) set down the cupcake on the table and started breaking it into smaller pieces. "By the way, dear, what's your name?"

"Gabrielle."

The tan one, Curl Staff, had come into view beside Redheart, and they both kind of stopped for a moment when they heard my name.

"What a pretty name, for such a pretty little filly." Redheart said. So it's true? I'm a talking horsie-foal in talking horsie-land. How c- You know what? That's it, I'm done. She's right, questions and answers can come later. Treat this like you treat roller-coasters, just sit back go with the flow as the world and everyone around you go crazy, and right now the flow involved eating cupcakes.

Redheart held a piece of cupcake in her hoof (just roll with it) and extended it to my mouth. I opened my mouth and with some exertion started chewing what was apparently my medicine. Raspberry? Nice.

"How are your ears, dear? Are they better?" Redheart asked as I chewed on my second piece of medicine, and I realized that they've been using normal speaking voices for some time. I nodded my head.

"That's good, dear," she continued. "Because we are going on a little trip with the train."

"Mmhm."

"We are going to Canterlot," (ok) "where we're going to make you feel all feel good as new." She stopped herself and looked a bit flustered before she rallied and continued. "Who knows, maybe you'll even get to meet the princesses." That's nice.

As I finished off the last piece of the cupcake, Curl Staff spoke up. "Good timing, Redheart. The train leaves soon. Are you ready for a train ride, uhm, Gabrielle?"

"Mmhm." I answered, meekly. Careful there, big girl! Don't scare them off.

"Good, let's go then," she said in an only slightly strained voice as Redheart walked around to my back.

I was wheeled out through the room and into a large hallway that managed to look both hospital-like and quaint. I could astutely hear the sounds of two sets of hooves, clopping along on the tiles. Thankfully, my hearing wasn't painfully sensitive like before, but I could still hear Curl Staff as she whispered to Redheart, "Redheart, how do you think her name is spelled?"

I let out a yawn as I was wheeled towards what looked like an exit and thought to myself: Am I gonna see this Ponyville they mentioned earlier?

Seeing Ponyville must've been some nefarious scheme with me as a super-villain, because just as it was about to reach fruition, in rode Nap-Time and snatched victory from me in the last second. "Darn you, Nap-Time" were my last thoughts as I mentally waved my fist towards my old tormentor and fell asleep again.

Nurse Redheart poked her head forward to look at the filly in the wheelchair she was pushing along the streets of Ponyville in the early morning hours on the short trip to the train-station. "Out like a light."

"Well, who can blame her? Waking up like that," Doctor Staff said from beside her. "I actually felt she handled the situation really well."

"Oh, agreed. I had braced myself for a much worse reaction," Redheart said. "Still, there's something odd about her." It was just after sunrise, very few ponies could be seen outside just yet, most of them probably enjoying their breakfasts right now, so they had not attracted any attention. Still, nurse Redheart kept her voice low just in case, It wouldn't do to have ponies overhearing her talking with her colleague about how her patients acting strange.

"What do you mean?" asked Curl softly, she too having picked up on the need for discretion.

"She was very weak, but I could also tell that she was a lot more aware of her surroundings than one might've suspected. She took in everything we said, calmly and quietly," Redheart said.

Doctor Curl Staff gave this some thought as they reached the train station. One could hear the train in the distance, slowly coming in. Ponyville town hall had officially sent a request to the Crystal Empire's rail road-services to find some way stop by their station in a more discreet manner, the hospital being located so closely to the tracks, and the hospital's staff had encouraged the town hall to extend the request to the standard line as well. She saw four of the Bearers of the Elements of Harmony, and Spike, waiting for them. Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

"Good morning, everypony, here to check in on Gabrielle?" Curl Staff said.

Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Twilight looked confused, the later one asking "who?" while Pinkie Pie looked excited and answered "yep!"

Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Twilight turned their attention towards Pinkie Pie and gave her a questioning look while she just gave them a cheery grin back.

"That's the name of the filly," Redheart answered, gesturing to the mass of hair in the wheelchair in front of her.

"But Twilight is not just checking in on her. She's going with you to Canterlot!" Said Pinkie Pie. Twilight was the only one with a saddle bag with her, they noticed.

Redheart and Curl Staff looked at each other and the doctor spoke up. "Hmm, may I ask why, your highness?"

Twilight took a step forward, looked at Gabrielle and said, "Because I brought her here, if she needs any help, I should be the one to give it to her."

Curl Staff nodded. "That's good to hear, because we promised Gabrielle that somepony would give her some answers when she wakes up."

Twilight's friends looked a bit concerned at the downcast and resigned look she had before Pinkie Pie put a foreleg around her. "Don't worry, Twilight. This is all gonna work out, I can tell!" Pinkie said.

Twilight perked up a bit and Rainbow Dash decided to push the advantage. "Yeah! Don't worry, if anypony can figure out how to solve this..." Rainbow Dash paused for a moment as she didn't even realize what the problem was, if there was one, she only know that they had found a poor little filly unconscious in the woods and she needed help, but she decided to press on, "thing, it's you," she finished. "And we'll help Spike look after the library while you're gone." The others nodded in consent as the train slowly pulled up to the station.

Twilight gave them a warm smile. "Thank you. I'll send Spike a letter when she's ready for visitors and we can all go for a trip." She looked at the doctor and nurse for conformation.

"That sounds lovely, I'm sure she'd like that," Curl Staff said as the train came to a halt. She filed into the train with the princess, Redheart and Gabrielle in her wheelchair before turning back to the mares standing outside. "Oh, And thank you so much for your help, everypony!"

They all looked pleased at this, but Pinkie Pie especially so and she jumped up and down in excitement. "Oh, oh! Did she say anything about the cupcakes? Did she like them?"

Nurse Redheart gave Pinkie Pie a smile. "She didn't say much, Pinkie, she was very tired, but I'm sure she loved them."

They all looked at the small form sticking out from beneath a blanket, in deep but tranquil sleep and Rainbow said, "She is gonna be okay, isn't she?"

Curl Staff gave her a reassuring smile. "Yes, I believe so."

They moved to take their seats in an otherwise empty car. Nurse Redheart guiding them to a set of benches facing each other and wheeled Gabrielle in between them, positioning herself close by, Curl Staff taking up the other place closest to her and Twilight placing herself nearer the middle passage and pulled out a book from her bags.

Nurse Redheart looked at the book. Magical Maladies & Curious Cures. "A subject that caught your eye recently?" Redheart asked in a slightly playful tone.

Twilight looked a bit abashed. "Er, yes. I wanted to make sure that the cupcakes were done properly."

"They were," Curl Staff said reassuringly.

"By the way, princess-" Redheart started.

"Just "Twilight", please," the princess interjected apologetically.

Redheart wondered if this modesty in regards to her position was going to be a persisting thing. "Alright, Twilight, do you happen to know any spells that muffles senses, specifically hearing?"

"Yes I do." She did indeed have one, she got the idea after her first night in Ponyville but only remembered in looking one up recently. "How so?"

"Well, Gabrielle's hearing appeared to be very sensitive the last time she woke up. If it is next time, I wonder if you could help her out with that." Redheart said.

"Of course!" Twilight said happily, eager to give any aid she could.

That step! Every time.

I knew what was going to happen as it happened, because it happened about once a month. I didn't know before it happened, though, as that is the nature of dreams.

It was a very short dream but I had experienced it about a hundred times. Suddenly I was in the middle of walking down the stairs of my parents' old place when one step for some reason was positioned further down than the others and I lost my balance and fell, waking up the moment I would face-plant into another step a few inches below my center of gravity.

I never fall out of my bed though, I just headbutt my pillow. It still leaves me in a bit of a mood, because in the dream I'm walking with two legs made out of flesh and blood. I don't lie to myself, I'm not totally fine with having half my extremities removed and spending ages relearning how to aim when reaching for my breakfast, but I'm pretty much over it.

That said, I hate it when my subconsciousness mocks me with experiencing having all my limbs back for about two seconds every month, and in that limited time I use them by tripping and flailing uselessly as I haplessly sail through the air.

However, the usual experience topped this one.

As previously stated I usually wake up giving my pillow the what for with my forehead (the what forehead?). This time, the side of my head struck a floor.

"Oh! I'm so sorry!" *Sigh* Not again!

I didn't bother opening my eye this time. Painfully loud voices, a throbbing head, exhaustion and an unpleasantly cold tile floor. Nap-Time, I need you. I need you bad.

"Here, let me help!"

"Uuh." I groaned

"Ma'am, we got this!"

"Uuuh." I insisted.

"I'm so sorry! It's just, I can't control these right now!"

"Uuuuuh!" I groaned again, with emphasis.

"Twilight, now might be the time for that spell we talked about."

"Then please step back, ma'am!"

"What? Oh! Right, let me just..."

I felt a soothing sensation and the volume of everything decreased. "Uuuh?" I groaned hopefully.

"There, that should help!" a normal voice said.

"Uuuh." I gratefully groaned.

"It's just, Oh! I'm sorry, please forgive me!"

"Tha, just- just go about your business, ma'am."

I felt a strange embrace, or something like it, and I was hoisted up in the air and placed in a sitting position.

A blanket was wrapped around me. I'm in that wheelchair aren't I?

"Dear? Gabrielle?" I heard a woman's somewhat familiar voice ask, but I couldn't place it. "Gabrielle, are you alright?" I opened my eye to see the nurse-horsie and another, lavender horsie looked at me with concerned expressions. Hey! That purple one's got a horn too!

"Mmmm" I managed, trying to sound nonchalant but probably failing. I didn't really feel any worse than the last time I was awake. Actually, I might actually even have felt a little better. Still really tired though

The lavender raised one of her forelegs and said, "how many hooves am I holding up?"

Oh, don't give me any openings like that when I'm trying to sleep! "You need at least two eyes to see double," I said with a slight smile.

The purple one looked abashed and I tried to chuckle but only succeeded in yawning. "I'm, I'm so sorry!" she said. Aw, jeeze, I didn't want to actually make her feel bad.

This time I actually did manage something which could be interpreted as a chuckle and tried waving her off but had to settle for shaking my head slowly with a little smile on my face. "Don't worry 'bout it," I said.

My mannerisms didn't seem to reassure the one with the pink mane though. Her name. Think, think. Redheart! "Are you sure you're alright? Does anything hurt?" she asked.

Well, yes, my forehead. But that's to be expected when you land on it.

Don't be difficult with the healers. I chastised myself and closed my eye again

"My head hurts, and I'm cold, and tired," I said.

Redheart answered. "Is it worse than before?"

I assumed that by that she meant the last time I was awake, and it wasn't. I hadn't tried moving but I had a somewhat easier time to speak. It definitely didn't seem worse. "No," I answered.

But the rude awakening confused me. "What happened?" I asked.

Another voice came from somewhere behind me, I recognized it as the doctor's voice. "Just some klutz who had taken something that made her loose control of her wings."

Wings? Were they on another horse? Well, we have unicorns, why not pegasus?

I felt myself being wheeled forward and Redheart spoke up. "Well, hopefully your medicine will start working soon and you'll be feeling better in no time."

"Mmhm," I concurred as we turned and I heard a door open in front of me.

"Speaking of which," Redheart continued as I felt the wheelchair coming to a halt and the sound of hoof-clops around me dropping in frequency. "I think it's time for a new round of medicine."

I opened my eye and saw that I had been wheeled into a fairly plain room with a bed with wheels and walls with muted, warm colors. Are we there already?. Redheart stepped into my vision with another cupcake held in her mouth this time. She's holding it in her mouth? Eh, whatever, she looks housebroken. And I've had worse medicine, that's for sure. Penicillin, yuk!

I closed my eye again and heard Redheart ask, "are you tired, dea- Gabrielle?"

She remembered my name. "Yes," I answered.

"Alright, we can do it like last time. Just open your mouth and chew," she said and I complied.

Like before, I opened my mouth and a piece of cupcake was gently inserted. Blueberry this time.

The whole situation stood in such contrast to the situation I'd been in less than an hour of waking time before. In the woods, with the wooden wolves and the martial arts-performance by the zebra, Zecora. I really would like to meet her sometime.

I was finished soon after and Redheart said, "good, that's really good. Now, we're gonna lift you over to a bed, alright?"

I nodded while swallowing the last of the medicine and felt myself being gently lifted into the air and laid down on a bed.

I heard the doctor, Curl Staff, speak up next. "Gabrielle, you remember we promised you some answers the next time you woke up?"

I nodded again but decided to try and have a little more active part in the conversation. "Yes."

"Well, I recommend that you try and get some sleep and wait for the next time again," Curl Staff said. "You should be feeling a lot better by then." Well, aside from the coldness, right now I wasn't actually feeling bad, per se. Just very, very, tired.

Curl Staff continued. "But don't worry, we have somepony with us who can answer lots of questions."

I opened my eye and saw the three equines standing beside the bed, the lavender one looking a bit nervous and Redheart pulling a blanket over me. The lavender one took a step forward and said, "Eh, hello."

"Salutations," I said with a small smile.

She looked a bit lost before rallying and giving me a small smile of her own. "Er, salutations. My name is Twilight Sparkle."

"Gabrielle. Pleased to meet you," I said. So this purple unicorn can give me answers? I thought back to the previous conversations and realized that I've probably been spoken to as if I'm a child. That was one thing on my list of questions. Curl Staff was right though, I should get some sleep before asking them, it was really hard to keep my eye open.

"Are you gonna answer my questions when I wake up? I asked.

She nodded. "Of course. I'll be waiting close by when you wake up. I just have a little business to attend to while you rest."

I felt someone stalking me. "Oh, good. Brace yourself, they might be a bit odd." It was Nap-Time! That crook was lurking around here somewhere.

Twilight Sparkle fidgeted a bit, which was interesting to see a horse do. "I expect some of them to be. You being from another world and all." Oh?

My eyebrow shot up, or it tried, at least. "How did you know that?". Any second, now.

Twilight Sparkle fidgeted some more. "I, uh, was the one who brought you here."

"Oh." Nap-Time, wearing a white silken suit and hat, struck.

A Much Warmer Welcome

Q&A-time

Princess Twilight Sparkle walked down yet another hallway in Canterlot Castle.

It was strange, not long ago, meeting up with Princess Celestia, Alicorn of the Sun and supreme ruler of all of Equestria, had been a almost casual thing. Then Twilight had moved to Ponyville, became a champion and savior of Equestria and bearer of one of the most, possibly the most powerful magical artefacts in the world (as well as a librarian). Meeting with her friend and mentor after that often turned into some official affair with varying amounts of rituals, depending on whether or not her visit was announced and which valet, officer or other had her presence brought to their attention.

Now, she was a princess herself, a leader, a role model, a paragon, an embodiment of virtue, strength and wisdom. At least, according to old books and scriptures found in the castle's libraries that concerned alicorns, probably written by ponies with a flair for drama and definitely with varying degrees of pretentiousness. Despite all this, the fuss concerning her visits hadn't increased. In fact, it seemed to have decreased somewhat. It was still there, definitely, but it seemed more consistent now. Twilight suspected that the proper proceedings concerning princesses were a lot more common knowledge among the castle staff than proper proceedings concerning personal friends of the diarchs who also happened to be world-saving librarians, and the staff had stopped overdoing it in fear of underdoing it.

Twilight neared the door leading to her former mentor's study when it was wrapped in a golden aura and opened to reveal a somewhat unfocused-looking Princess Celestia about to make her way out into the hallway.

Celestia caught sight of Twilight and smiled in that pleasant way that few can match. "Good evening, Twilight. How are you?"

Many, many ponies would want to become princesses or princes for many different reasons. Twilight had to admit that princess-hood came with a lot or perks, but one that she appreciated, perhaps a bit disproportionately, was that she finally had a proper reason to spend time with her mentor and role model in a more relaxed way. Celestia and Twilight were no longer restricted by expectations and roles of the mentor-and-student relationship, these days, they had a relationship that Twilight had learned to truly cherish, now, more than anything, they were friends. "I'm fine, better than I might've been, at least. How about yourself?"

And thanks to the nature of their relationship feeling less stringent, Twilight no longer felt as if burdened by secrets when she witnessed Celestia occasionally slip out of her role as a pinnacle of wisdom and composure. Celestia got a strange and somewhat silly look on her face as she craned her neck and loudly popped it, letting out a sigh of relief. "Better, now that I'm done with all the paperwork for the week." Celestia studied Twilight for a moment and then said, "I assume by your remark that the situation concerning our involuntary visitor has proceeded in satisfactory fashion."

Twilight felt small pangs of mixed emotions from that comment. She still held Celestia in very high regards, and hearing Celestia directly addressing her mistake, the gravity of which was still uncertain, stung somewhat. But going by her tone, her friend and fellow princess was not judging her. "Yes, I think so at least. She woke up for a while when we were wheeling her through the hospital and she was accidentally pushed out of her wheelchair."

Celestia covered her mouth with a hoof. "Goodness! Is she unharmed?"

"Yes, she's fine," Twilight said and thought for a second. "You looked as if you were heading somewhere."

"Yes," Celestia said. "Luna's chambers, it's almost time to raise the moon." Celestia gestured towards the high windows and the relaxing, orange light that flowed through them.

They set of in a relaxed pace down towards Princess Luna's chambers, the occasional pair of guards saluting when they passed. Saluting both of us, Twilight reminded herself.

"So, the victim of this unfortunate event is now safe from direct harm?" Celestia asked, taking some effort to not imply much in a location where some gossip-hungering noble might walk out around a corner.

"Yes, she's showing no signs of complications. Just the usual- oh!" Twilight stopped herself as Princess Luna walked out of her chambers, sporting a bathrobe, bed-hair and wearing a slightly queasy look of her face.

Luna turned to face them and noticed her sister. "Evenin', Tia-" stopped herself when she noticed another pony beside Celestia. "Uh, we mean, we bid you a good evening, sister, dear." She then seemed to notice that the other pony was Twilight Sparkle, her fellow princess and friend with such quaint, casual disregard to high society's proper decorum and finally settled for "I mean, uh, Oh! Just, hello, you two."

The tallest and shortest of the collection of princesses looked confoundedly at Luna before Celestia spoke up. "Lulu, are you alright? You seem a bit... out of it."

Luna did something between hanging her head and shaking it. "I am fine. I was just doing an everynight inspection of the astral plane when I came across the remains of a dream from yesterday morning. It was... disorienting."

"How so?" Twilight asked, curious.

The trio started walking towards a tower for a good vantage point for the raising and lowering of their respective celestial bodies. "Oh, I'm not sure I can do a dream that strange justice with mere words. It was like a hundred voices singing, whispering, laughing, shouting and riding fairground-rides all at once. And what is a Lucy?."

"I don't think you need to worry, Lulu," Celestia said. "We have a fairly good idea of whose dream you encountered."

Luna looked surprised. "You do?"

Celestia nodded. "You remember I told you about my latest correspondence with Twilight here?" Luna looked from her sister to Twilight while nodding. "Well, I'll let Twilight take it from here."

Twilight looked at Luna. "Well, I'm not sure how much you know," Twilight said.

"Only that you've had a magical mishap with one of Starswirl's old relics and brought some being here from another world," Luna said, not unkindly.

"Oh, ok," Twilight continued. "Well, we found her in the Everfree woods, it's a unicorn filly who was suffering Wisp Shimmer-syndrome. We brought her to the hospital in Ponyville and helped with the initial treatment. After that I accompanied her when he was brought here to Canterlot."

Luna considered this for a moment. "A magical fever-dream of a mind from another world. Yes, that would explain quite a bit." Luna seemed to come to a realization. "Now, hold for a moment, you said that it was a unicorn filly? Is it from another world of ponies?" Luna asked, sounding slightly alarmed.

"Uh..." Twilight was mystified at this reaction before realizing what Luna meant. "Oh, no. It doesn't seem connected to our world in any way. I highly doubt that there are any risks of magical cataclysms just by her being here," Twilight ensured Luna, who had clearly remembered the last time a device of Starswirl, that brilliant but profoundly loopy magician, had been used to travel between worlds.

This was enough to calm down Luna. "Good. But still, you said it was a filly?"

Celestia spoke up at this. "Yes, Twilight asked me about that in our correspondence. Our visitor's world seemed bereft of magic and so I would hazard that her form is a result of primal magic."

Luna nodded as this. It seemed likely. primal magic was very difficult to control or even understand to any meaningful extent. And since it was so difficult to control or influence, and mostly observable in distant and wild places of the world, it rarely affected the lives of ponykind. When it did, however, the results tended to be puzzling. And should some being from another world find it's way to Equus, it would make sense that this magical void would be affected by primal magic, perhaps giving it what it felt was an appropriate form.

"By the way," Twilight said. "When she was awake she introduced herself as Gabrielle."

"Sounds more like a gryphon's name," Luna observed.

"Appealing, though," said Celestia.

As the trio ascended the stairs towards the top of one of Canterlot Castle's highest towers, Twilight let out a sigh of relief and said "I'm relieved by how you've reacted to this situation."

Luna looked at Twilight with a surprised expression. "How we've reacted?"

Twilight looked a bit sheepish. "Well, I was afraid that you'd be more disappointed in me. This is quite a mistake for a princess to make, after all."

Luna almost managed to hold back a snort and Celestia gave her sister an amused look before turning to Twilight. "Luna feels that it's not her place to say too much about Starswirl. But no doubt she feels that this is far from the worst possible result of experimenting with all of his kooky creations," Celestia said as she turned back to Luna with small smirk.

"Quite," Luna said stiffly.

"And I must say," Celestia continued as they reached to top of the tower. "While this does seem like an unfortunate situation, I am pleased with how you assumed responsibility for your actions, accidental though they might have been."

"Agreed," said Luna as she looked up into the sky.

"Well," said Twilight. "I'm responsible for her situation, of course I ought to do my best to help her."

The conversation was paused as the sun was lowered beyond the horizon and the moon peeked out from beyond a distant mountain.

"An admirable sentiment, and an appropriate one for royalty such as yourself, we feel." Luna said and paused as she considered something. "Pray tell, where is this filly now?"

I heard birdsong and felt sunlight softly caress my cheek. This is nice but the last time this happened you were abducted by big dogs and put in a sack. The smell of antiseptic was in the air, but it was distant in the fresh air. Warm, soothing sunlight and air so fresh that you'd think you have to climb a mountain to find was an interesting combination, and one I certainly didn't mind.

I opened my eye to take in the world around me and was pleasantly surprised at the ease of the task. I was situated in the same room that I fell asleep in, but it seemed to be morning this time. I hadn't taken note of the time of day the last time I had a look at the room, but I seem to recall daylight outside, which probably meant that I had been asleep for a full night and probably a good part of an afternoon. For a change I didn't feel as though it would be a good idea to just lie down and fall asleep again, I was actually feeling pretty spry right now.

I took a look at myself. Same small equine body, this time covered by a bland bed-cover. I found myself oddly at peace with the idea, it was a very strange experience of course, but not shocking and panic-inducing as one might suspect it would be to find oneself in another physical form. Then again, I had waken up in a body that was vastly different than the one I had hours earlier once before, and this time I wasn't covered in bandages with intravenous needles piercing me and a heart-monitor making sure that I didn't kick it without a bunch of doctors and nurses knowing about it. I would never have guessed that an experience of that nature would help me cope with an experience of this nature, but there you have, life is strange sometimes.

I closed my eye again and did something that I had needed to do for ages but had been unable to. I stretched. Another strange experience, I extended my arm and leg as far as I could and wiggled what I realized felt like two strangely dextrous lumps, partially covered in something big, hard and solid. I'm supposed to be an expert on organic tissue but the term escaped me, I would've felt sheepish about that but I felt that I had a pretty excuse as I opened my eye and inspected my hoof. Now I had time take it in properly as I wasn't trying to hatch a hasty plan to get away from a pack of wolves or feeling so exhausted that I could collapse at a moment's notice.

I lifted my hoof up to my face and started turning it around, fascinated by the range of motion in my limb, when a clash of colors in the background caught my eye. I looked over towards the attention-grabbing object and realized that it was the unicorn from yesterday, or at least I assumed that it was yesterday that when she introduced herself. She, Twilight Sparkle, I recalled, was sitting/lying down on a bench in that way that horses do when they fold their legs beneath them. I'm no equestrian, but in movies, horses never seemed very pleased with this position, judging by the shaky way they assumed it. However, Twilight over there was sitting in a much more relaxed and pleased manner, in that way more like a cat. In front of her was a book and she had clearly finished reading a page, as she turned it by casually nuzzling it with some impressive precision.

Two things struck me about that, the second was that I now had a form much like hers and I had some reservations about my own ability to manipulate the world around with hooves and a muzzle. Ah! That's the word! The second was that it looked absolutely adorable.

I also noticed that she seemed to have wings folded by her sides. I looked around but there was no Ray Harryhausen in sight. Someone, the doctor, I think, said that the one that knocked me to the floor yesterday did so with her wings. Was it her? No, wait, it couldn't have been, there was a fourth voice that was apologizing and it wasn't her's.

I stretched again and let out a yaw, which made Twilight look up. "Oh! You're awake," she said.

"Yes, very much so, in fact."

She nuzzled the book close and stepped down on the floor. "I'm gonna go get doctor Staff or Nurse Redheart. They'll probably want to know how you feel," she said and started making her way out of the room.

"Uh, okay," I said, feeling like that was a very lackluster response for some reason.

Twilight walked out the door and left me alone I looked around the room I was in, and i couldn't help but notice the clopping-sounds as she did, which was also adorable. It looked like a fairly modern hospital room. Not an intensive care unit, but a normal room, except it was more decorated than I was used to seeing them, like someone had expected a long term stay. There were a few potted plants and paintings of landscapes, which made me curious about where I was, since what little view out the window that wasn't blocked by a thin, white curtain was just blue sky.

I had apparently had a very good rest for even though I realized that I was really hungry I was still in a pretty good mood.

I lifted up my hoof to my face again and inspected it. My whole arm, or foreleg as it's probably called now, was shaped somewhat differently than a normal horse. I had always thought that horses' legs, and the extremities of quite a few animals, looked awfully fragile compared to humans'. Of course I knew that's because humans store nutrition in our legs and that it wasn't animal-legs that were thin so much as our legs that were tubby.

"Our legs" I thought and suddenly felt very somber. Can I still think like that? Why did this happen?

I stopped my train of thought to inspect it. Wow, now I'm feeling really blue I thought, looked down on myself and actually laughed out loud when the pun dawned on me.

So, mood swings, eh? Hopefully they're thanks to my treatment, I have to remember to ask about that.

Suddenly the joy of discovery took over again and I once again started inspecting myself. If a normal horse would have legs this thick they would probably be either freakishly strong or immobile.

I remembered how I had observed something that looked like magical fingers on my hoof when discovering magic. I put my hoof down on my cover and tried to grab it with seemingly non-existent fingers, it didn't work. It would probably have felt more strange to someone else, but I had a lot of experience of trying grab things with limbs that I had forgotten were non-existent.

Suddenly, the door was opened and in walked Redheart and Twilight Sparkle. Cloppedy-cloppedy. That's kinda funny for some reason.

Twilight gave me a nervous smile while Redheart's was warm and calming.

"Good morning, Gabrielle," Nurse Redheart said. "How are you feeling?"

"Good," I said with a smile. "Though I'm hungry and seem to be suffering from mood-swings."

"That's to be expected, dear. But don't worry, it'll pass," Redheart said reassuringly. "Speaking of which, it's time for another dose of medicine."

She took the familiar paper bag in her teeth from the nightstand beside the bed and pulled out a cupcake with her hoof and held it in her wrist-thingy. There's that thing with holding things with your hoof again. And eating cupcakes is supposed to make me feel better, because I used too much magic, which I could do because I'm a unicorn. Why, why and why? So. Many. Questions.

I felt some creepy undertones with the whole cupcake thing though and decided to give civility a miss. "Is cupcakes really supposed to be medicine?" I asked.

"Ah, but these aren't normal cupcakes, they have magical charges fine enough for you to absorb when you eat them," Redheart said, still holding the paper bag in her teeth, and held it out for me. Okay, she sounded very convincing. And really, why would she lie?

"Magical charges, eh?" I said and looked at the cupcake in her hoof and reached out with my own hoof, but I stopped myself from trying to grab it. "How are you even doing that?" I asked with a incredulous look on my face.

"Do what?" she asked, looking surprised.

"That!" I said and gestured towards her hoof with my own. "Shouldn't it just slip out of your grip?"

Redheart looked at me with a confused look on her face before turning to the pegasus/unicorn-thing beside her. "Twilight, Perhaps you can take it from here," she said and put the cupcake and bag back on the nightstand.

"Uh, okay," Twilight said and walked over to the bench where she had sat before, opened a bag that was lying on it and took out a parchment. "Well, I would like to ask you some questions first."

E.T came to mind and suddenly I was a bit skeptical to the idea of talking about how I was from another world. But, so far, these horsies had been nothing but helpful. Saving me from tree-wolves, taking me to a hospital and making sure I was alright. At no point had there been any hints of men in black suits coming to take me away. Additionally, Twilight here had already said- Oh, yeah! She said that she brought me here! Shouldn't I be the one asking questions? Maybe this place's equivalent of the "Men In Black" is called the "Pegasi In Saddlebags"?... Take that acronym out of someone!

I inspected my trail of thought, drew the conclusion that it should be closed for the public and looked at Redheart and Twilight, who in turn were giving me slightly worried looks. "Actually, I would like to ask you some questions," I said, realizing that I had been alarmingly passive since this whole thing began.

Twilight looked a bit worried and said "oh, uh, alright."

I might've been a bit forceful but I needed answers. "First of all, where am I and how did I get here?"

Twilight's expression shifted to uncomfortable and her ears drooped. "Because I brought you here," she said cautiously.

"How and why!?" I asked loudly, sounding a bit snappish but I couldn't help it. These were questions one could only hold back for so long. Why a talking unicorn would want me around, I have no idea.

Twilight now looked outright distraught. "I didn't mean to! I'm sorry!" she said, on the verge of tears. "I was just observing other worlds through a scrying-orb and accidentally summoned you! I didn't mean to, please believe me."

I stopped myself and took in the situation. No one had done anything out of malice and I wasn't actually hurt, I think, just very confused. And now I was making the one who was trying to help me with my confusion feel guilty to the verge of a breakdown. Twilight hung her head and let out a small sob and Redheart looked at her with sad eyes. I couldn't recall making anyone cry before but I decided that I didn't like it. Ugh, of course. Mood swings. I'd better watch what I say right now.

"Okay, uh, I'm sorry for snapping at you," I said, which made her look up at me with wet eyes. "it's just that, I don't know where I am or what's happened to me. I was just getting a little desperate for answers," I said, trying to sound soothing.

I had never been very good at comforting people like this, which made it doubly surprising when Twilight took a step forward and wrapped her forelegs around me. "Oh, thank you! I was so worried that you'd hate me."

This seemed consistent with the sugar-sweet behavior of the horsies around me so far, except maybe the kung fu-zebra, but it still seemed a little much for someone she'd spent less than five minutes with. Besides, I found it hard to hate such an adorable creature.

I looked over at Redheart who smiled just as Twilight broke the hug. "Okay, I'm here by accident and you didn't mean to, that answers that, but why am I like... this?" I said and gestured at myself with my hoof. I stopped myself from saying "horse", since I'm not sure that's what I actually am and I don't want to sound like an idiot.

Twilight and Redheart, but especially Twilight, had strange mix of curiosity and worry on their faces when Twilight answered. "Well, I could only study your world fleetingly but I couldn't find anything like the magic found here. It's my guess that the magical void that was, well, you, was filled by primal magic, which could very well have given you your current form," Twilight said in a lecturing tone and seemed to brighten up as she did so, she then looked at me with an interested expression. "You had another form where you're from, I assume"

I didn't understand much of that answer but she said it in a mollifying and convincing way. "Yes. I'm a human." They looked puzzled. "Human," I repeated. "Homo Sapiens? Anthropos?" They didn't show any signs of comprehension. "Bipedal omnivores. Doesn't sound familiar at all?" They both shook their heads with the same expression, at least until something dawned on Redheart.

"Omnivores?" she said and took a step forward and put a hoof up to my mouth. "I thought I saw something when you ate that last cupcake. Could you open your mouth, please?"

I played along and heard Twilight take a small breath and lean forward to have a look herself. "Oh, my," she said in a low voice. "Are those fangs?"

By this point, Redheart had inserted her hoof into my mouth and was inspecting my teeth. I told myself that someone who works at a hospital makes sure to keep their hands clean, and horses who works in hospitals probably does the same for their hooves. "Cangingesch," I said. There were some things that made others uneasy but which never bothered me in the slightest, among them were reptiles and going to the dentist. Maybe it was a learned behavior, but someone groping around inside my mouth tended to make me bored.

"The ones in the front looks pretty sharp, too," Twilight, who was looking on curiously, observed.

"Ingschischosch," I said, looking around and trying to find something interesting to study.

Redheart took her hoof out of my mouth and looked a bit embarrassed. "I'm sorry, that was rude. What were you trying to say?"

Well, she is probably responsible for my health, let's not hold it against her when she inspects anomalies. "That's okay. And, no, not fangs. They're called canines and incisors."

Redheart's ears drooped down and she looked apologetic. Do these horsies ever stop looking adorable?. "I'm sorry. it's just, I've never seen that in a pony before."

Is that what I am? "Is that what I am?" Don't echo your thoughts verbally, you could end up in jail.

Twilight took over. "Yes. A unicorn to specific. You might've noticed your horn that's sticking out of your forehead."

"Noticed it? It caused some sort of explosion back when that zebra, Zecora, rescued me from a pack of wolves made out of wood, If you can believe that." I said, thinking back in awe at the zebra's display.

"That was you?" Twilight said and widened her eyes a bit. "That explains the pieces of timber wolves that were all around you when we found you."

Redheart had been looking at Twilight and then turned to me when she had finished speaking. "Speaking of which. Gabrielle, you must not use any magic while you're recovering. Your magic is very unstable now and it could be dangerous to use it."

That reminded me of how many questions I still had. "Right, and that was what was causing the mood-swings, too, right?"

Redheart nodded. "Yes, and what we call stamina fluctuations."

I raised an eyebrow. "And what's that?"

"Well," Redheart said. "You're not nearly as tired as the last time you were awake, but you might be again. You could shift between very energetic and exhausted at a moment's notice."

My belly rumbled loudly. "Which brings us back to the term "omnivore". What do you, uhm, anthropos eat?" Redheart asked, which grabbed Twilight's attention as well.

"Human is fine. And we eat- ah, I was gonna say just about anything but I'm not sure how a pony would interpret that. What do you guys eat?" I said.

"Well, hay and flowers and bread and fruits and vegetables and diary-products to name a few," Redheart said. She had lifted a hoof and made little motions as if counting the products of with her fingers, but with fingers completely absent, of course.

I was a bit thrown off by the entrancingly mysterious gesture. What is she doing? Does sh- Oh, right! I saw fingers on myself when I inspected myself magically. Maybe the rest of the hors- ponies have them as well and they do work.

Another rumble from beneath the blanket made Redheart chuckle. "I guess something on that list caught your attention, how about some apples and a glass of milk?"

I shook my head to clear it of the bizarre sight. "Uh, yeah, humans can eat that," I said and stopped to think for a moment. "Where does the milk come from?"

"From cows, of course," Twilight said. Do they talk too? Actually, let's skip that question, I'm having enough trouble remembering the important ones.

"Okay, good. Apples and milk, no problem."

Nurse Redheart looked cheerful for some reason. "Alright, but first you're gonna have to take your medicine," she said as she lifted out a cupcake from the paper bag with her hoof again and held it out for me, resting on the top of her hoof which she had turned upwards.

I looked skeptically on the cupcake and slowly reached out my arm, or foreleg, towards it. I gently touched the cupcake with my hoof and tried to grasp with invisible fingers. There was no sensation. Despite this I tried to scoop it up from Redheart's hoof, whereupon it unceremoniously fell down on the bed. Can't say I'm surprised.

All five eyes in the room turned to the pastry lying on it's side before Redheart's face recolored to match her hair, or mane. "Oh! Oh, Celestia! Have you hurt your other leg as well? How's your hoof dear? You've already lost so much I didn't even consider that it would be even worse!"Redheart looked at me with an unnerving mix of shock, horror, sorrow and guilt.

Is she mooching on my medicine? That was quite a sudden change in mood. I'd better try and head this of fast.

"Whoa! Hey, look! What are you talking about? I feel fine, I'm not hurt as far as I can tell." I said, a bit uncertain. After all, I can't be entirely certain what rates as unharmed around here. But I'm not sure what would cause a reaction like this.

Redheart looked at me with sad eyes while Twilight looked thoughtful. After a moment, Twilight said "don't worry, Redheart, I don't think she's hurt. I just think that she just need some practice with her hooves, or uh, hoof."

Redheart looked at Twilight. "You think so?"

Twilight nodded in conformation. "Yes, I've read quite a bit about transformations, and have some experience first hoof. Using the hooves' manipulation field might not come naturally if you didn't already have one." Twilight turned to me. "Because if I'm not mistaken, you didn't have any hooves in your previous form."

This one seems sharp. At least when it comes to certain subjects. "That's right," I said and gave a nod with my head. "Humans have hands and feet. Soft things compared to hooves, but with five digits for gripping and manipulation."

Twilight turned back to Redheart and said, with a reassuring voice, "so don't worry about her hoof. A little practice and she'll be fine." Is it assumed that I'm gonna stay for long? Ugh, I should write all these questions down somewhere.

Redheart let out a sigh of relief and turned back to me. "Okay, but you still need to take your medicine. Would you like some help?"

"I guess so," I said, glancing back and forth between my hoof and the cupcake.

Redheart had perked up fast between her previous reaction and now. "Alright, go ahead," she said with a smile and held up the cupcake to my mouth.

I opened my mouth and took a bite. They were really good.

"There's a good filly," Redheart said encouragingly.

There's the subject of my size again, I thought, but before I could ask any questions, Twilight Sparkle spoke up instead. "Gabrielle, could you tell me what happened to you, from your perspective?"

I swallowed down a piece of cupcake and said "sure, where do you want me to start?"

"Well, perhaps from when you came here."

I shrugged. "Okay, I was closing up shop for the day down at the MRI-section where I work, then there was some strange sensation that I can't quite remember, followed by lying outdoors in the grass like this," I said, gesturing down at my form.

Twilight and Redheart cocked their heads. "MRI?" Twilight asked.

I looked around the clean hospital-room. "Yeah, you guys don't have that here?"

They shook their heads. "No, never heard of it," Twilight said.

"It's an anatomy-scanner. I would've thought you guys knew about that, considering how modern this hospital looks," I said, taking the last of the cupcake and feeling my brain becoming much more agreeable as it always does when I'm eating. "Of course, you probably use magic or some- Aha!" I exclaimed, spraying some pieces of cupcake across the sheets and startling the horsies, ponies, standing next to me. "Sorry," I said with a sheepish grin on my face. "But I just realized something."

"What?" they both asked at the same time.

"Well, back in the woods I managed to sense magic around me. Or at least I think that's what I did. And it looked so familiar, like I've seen it a thousand times before. I just realized that it looked a lot like MRI-imaging."

"You can sense magic energy around you?" Twilight said. "Wow, that's pretty advanced."

Reedheart turned to Twilight. "It's not above your level though, is it?"

Twilight shook her head. "No, I learned it while I was just a filly myself. Still, that's magic for mages, which most unicorns never studies."

Redheart looked at me and my fascinated expression. "Twilight here is one of the most skilled users of magic in Equestria."

Twilight blushed slightly but looked surprised as I tried to hold back a snort. "Sorry," I said. "But, "Equestria"?"

Twilight and Redheart looked confused. "Yes, that's where we are," the apparently very powerful unicorn said.

I tried to hold back a smile, but gave up when that made it feel more like a sneer. "Sorry, it's just that, where I come from, an "equestrian" is someone who takes care of horses."

Twilight and Redheard looked at each other and then at me. "Like an animal? At zoos?" Redheart asked.

I gave this some thought. "I don't think so, I'm not one myself but I think they need more room at run around than zoos would give them." I shook my head. "Anyway! That's not important. I would like some more answers."

Redheart nodded and said "Well, I'm sure Twilight can answer some questions. I am gonna go get doctor Staff," she said as she started walking towards to door. Cloppedy-cloppedy. "And get you a meal," she concluded and gave me a nod as she walked out the door, apparently one that only needs a push and no turning of door-handles.

I turned back to Twilight. "I have so many questions that I don't even know where to start," I said with a small sigh.

Twilight gave me a sympathetic look. "Don't worry, I told you I would answer your questions and I will. Maybe you can continue telling me what happened to you, that might help us figure out where to start."

Well, if she's not going anywhere I suppose that's okay. "Well, after I found myself out in some green meadows, some big dog came up and put me in a sack and I passed out. I think I was like this when that happened but I can't say for sure, I was pretty out of it."

Twilight let out a small gasp. "Big dog? Was it a diamond dog?"

That non-sequitur threw me a bit. "What?"

"They're big dogs that walk on their hind paws. We had a pack of them out by Ponyville once that tried to foalnap a friend of mine for work in their mines," Twilight said. I looked at her questioningly. Is there anything normal about this place? She noticed my confusion. "They're obsessed with gems," she added helpfully.

"Oh, yeah. Now that you mention it I think they talked about that. Anyway, I wasn't all there at the moment, but I think I came to in their mine, some big chieftain-type got angry with whoever had brought me there, then I passed out again, and then I came to inside a sack that some more dogs were carrying me around in before leaving me there in those woods when they heard wolf-howls."

Twilight looked horrified. "They left you to be killed by timber wolves?"

I shrugged. "I guess so. Anyway, I wasn't sure what to do but by then I had noticed that I was a unicorn and I figured that learning to do some magic real quick would probably be the best I could do at that moment."

"Normally I would say that that wouldn't really help without a lot of studying and training, but I saw some of the results."

I felt a strange sort of pride at that comment. "Well, anyway, I thought I was making some progress-" the door opened and Redheart and Curl Staff walked in. Cloppedy-cloppedy. "- when suddenly a pack of some sort of wolves made out of wood crept up on me."

Redheart now had a tray with food resting on her back and Curl Staff was in a lab coat just like the last time I had seen her. They both stopped and gasped when they heard what I was saying.

"Good morning, doc!" I said In a jovial tone and waved at the arrivals before continuing my story. "Anyway, things looked bad at that point, but get this! Just as the wolves are about to pounce me, a zebra shows up out of nowhere and starts beating them up, just like that!" I said in an excited tone.

Redheart and Curl Staff looked horrified and I hope that it was because the wolves had nearly killed me and not because Zecora knew martial arts, if that was a secret it would be a poor repayment to spill it.

Twilight looked surprised and thoughtful. "Wow, I figured that Zecora knew how to take care of herself, but I didn't realize that she was such a badflank." Interesting choice of words.

Curl Staff seemed to remember what she came in for. "Yes, uhm, good morning, Gabrielle. It's time for breakfast and a checkup, but I suppose you can finish your story if there's not too much left."

Twilight once again focused on me. "Yes, what happened after that?"

"Just so we're clear, Zecora is alright, right?" I asked.

"Oh yes, don't worry," Curl Staff said. "She was suffering from magical exhaustion, same as you, but unlike you she wasn't suffering from Wisp Shimmer-syndrome. She should have fully recovered by now."

"Wisp Shimmer?" I started before dismissing it with a shake of my head, figuring that I had enough questions already. "Anyway, Zecora started pummeling those wolf-things, but they kept reassembling themselves."

"Yes, they do that," Twilight said.

"So, she managed to keep them off from me for a while, but eventually one of them came after me." The other let out small gasps as I reached this part of the story. "Zecora saved me again but this time she left herself open, with some five or six of those things coming down on her." Another round of gasps.

"How did you ever get out of that alive?" Twilight asked.

"Well," I said, searching for words on how to describe what happened next. "I had tried doing some magic earlier. I could somehow visualize it, for lack of a better word, and I somehow knew how to make some sense of it. So I did that visualization thing, and just," I gave another pause. What had I done? "I don't know, gave the shapes I saw a push. Yes, I think that it. I saw the shapes in the wolves and sort of gave them a shove."

That's when that explosion-thing happened. "Maybe I gave it a bit much," I said, grinning sheepishly.

Redheart and Curl Staff looked at me with their heads tilted and Twilight seemed to have some sort of epiphany. "Oh! I think I know what happened!" she said.

"You do?" Curl Staff asked. "By the way, good morning, Twilight."

"Hm? Oh! Good morning, doctor. Yes, I think I've figured it out now. I thought I felt a powerful spell in what would be around that time, but maybe it was just raw magical energy," Twilight said and looked at the two other ponies in the room. Except me. "No wonder you're suffering some Wisp Shimmer-syndrome," she said as she turned back to me. "You used your entire magical reserve to push the magic out of every creature around you." Twilight was quiet for a moment, then continued. "Wow, that was quite a time for a magical surge," She said in a small voice.

"And that's how you found them?" Redheart asked.

"Most likely," Twilight said with a nod.

"Wait," I said. "You were the one who found me?" I was going to give my thanks but a loud rumble from my belly interrupted me.

"Breakfast time!" Curl Staff said and Redheart walked up to me with the tray with food on. "We may be in Canterlot-" Canterlot? "- but I'm fine with skipping table manners and having a conversation during a meal," she continued as Redheart set down the tray beside me. "Redheart told me about your hoof-situation, would you like some help?"

"With eating, I assume?" She nodded. "Alright, out of necessity, nothing else," I said with emphasis.

Redheart gave me a reassuring smile. "Don't worry, we're happy to help. Apple or milk first?" She asked as she grabbed another pillow from beneath the bed and put it beneath the one I was already resting on, propping me up in something approaching a sitting position.

I let out a sigh. Are we really doing this? I didn't even need help feeding myself after the accident. "Apple, please."

Redheart picked up an apple in her hoof and held it out to my mouth. "Don't worry, you'll be doing this yourself in no time."

I took a bite. "I hope so," I mumbled as I chewed. "Anyway, where were we?" I asked and turned to Twilight. "You said you found me."

Twilight nodded. "Well, me and my friends. Like I said, I brought you here. With magic by the way. And I couldn't tell exactly where you ended up, so me and my friends went looking for you. No wonder we couldn't find you if you had been abducted my diamond dogs." She let out a sigh. "I'm sorry, that couldn't have been a very pleasant welcome to Equestria."

I shrugged. "It seems to have worked out. This would be quite a story to tell at home if anyone could believe me"

Twilight gave me a small smile before gasping. "Oh, I almost forgot!" Suddenly she looked very nervous. "Now, please don't hate me, but I reviewed my notes from my scrying on your world and... I'm not sure if I can send you back."

I stopped chewing. "... What?"

Twilight's ears had drooped and she nervously elaborated. "I- it. it's just... I'm afraid that I can't send you back."

I raised both my eyelids and gave she winced as I gave her a look. "Am I never gonna get home?"

"I, well, uhm. The thing is, I could try and send you back. But considering what happened when I was only inspecting your world, I can't say for sure what would happen if I tried to send you back. It could be very bad."

I felt parts of my brain abandoning ship, but like the vicious taskmaster I am I reeled them back in. "So what are you saying?"

"That... I don't know how to send you back, Yet"

I'm not sure how long i considered this, but I noticed that all three ponies in the room were giving me worried looks. I realized that both my eyelids were still open and closed one of them. "Alright," I said and let out a sigh. "Alright."

Twilight looked miserable. "I'm so sorry!"

I gave a small smile. "Well, you didn't mean to and you're helping me. I can't hold it against you."

Redheart looked at me with a concerned face. "Are you sure you're okay? Don't you have any family to get home to?"

I tried to give her a smile as well, but I couldn't really put any effort into it. "Don't worry about that."

A silence came over the room and I couldn't really blame the ponies for not knowing how to break it in a tasteful manner. Luckily, I had some experience with that. "By the way," I said. "That apple was really good."

This seemed to break the trio out of their slump and Redheart once again held out the half eaten apple for me to continue undoing. "So you and your friends got me out of that forest? Please tell them I say thanks."

Twilight looked lost in thought for a moment before getting a determined look on her face and perking up. "Actually, you could thank them yourself. I was thinking about asking them to come here."

"Why?" I asked and felt confused as Curl Staff put her hoof on my forehead.

"To see you of course!" Twilight said happily. "If your doctor thinks it's okay."

Curl Staff was gazing up in the ceiling and looking concentrated and I realized that she was checking my temperature. "Well, you seem to be recovering just fine, Gabrielle. You certainly don't seem too bad for visitors."

I looked at Twilight. "Well, as long as it's not a bother."

She waved a hoof and said "oh, don't worry about that."

By now I had finished with the apple part of the meal and Redheart held out a glass of milk for me. As she helped me slowly empty the glass I realized something.

"Oh, by the way," I said. "Does anyone have a mirror?"

"Oh," Twilight said. " That's right, you probably haven't seen what you look like." She trotted up to a sink with a cabinet at one end of the room. There, her horn lit up and the cabinet's handle was covered in a soft, purple glow. The cabinet door opened and a small mirror was levitated out of and floated beside her as she made her way back to the bed.

When she came up to me she recoiled a bit. What? Am I so hideous that it's a bad idea to show me a mirror? I looked around at the other two ponies and noticed that they looked uncomfortable as well. I was confused and a bit worried before I realized that the little magic show had made me open both my eyes wide. "Sorry," I said and brought down me eyelid again. "Was that magic?" I asked Twilight.

"Yes it was. A basic levitation spell that pretty much every unicorn learns. And so can you thanks to your horn," she said and the mirror floated up and showed me my face.

I little unicorn filly with the same royal blue coat as the rest of me looked back with one big, expressive, purple eye attached to an equally expressive face. On top of the head was a blue horn with spiral grooves in it, together with large, pointy ears which kept an enormous, blasted back shock of orange mane with blue highlights from falling down to the side of my face. The hairdo looked like it was from an eighties rock-video but with an extra dab of flamboyant. I had always felt that what beauty one had was better served by an interesting personality rather than vanity. That being said, the creature I saw in the mirror was so adorable, it almost hurt a little.

I couldn't help but give a small smile as I inspected the creature some more. I opened my mouth and took a look inside. True enough, my teeth looked more human-like than horse-like, but then again, so did my range of facial expressions, maybe that was why it didn't look very strange to me, human teeth on a creature with human expressions.

The cuteness was strangely coupled with slight horror as I opened my empty socket. It didn't occur to me before now that having huge eyes meant having huge places to store them in. I had gotten used to seeing my own socket a long time ago, but one of this size was still a bit disturbing.

The horn caught my attention again and I slowly lifted up my hoof to poke it. A few inches from my forehead, something of mine touched something else of mine and a small bolt shot through my mind as I realized on some additional level of my consciousness that the thing I was look at was in fact me. I thought poking at your shoulder where your arm was supposed to be was strange, but the experience of losing body-parts was outdone by the experience of gaining them.

"This is interesting," I said slowly.

"Your horn?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah... or rather, feeling a part of your body that you didn't have before. Hooves was strange enough but the horn is even more so." I looked at Twilight's horn, which was still encased in a soft, purple glow. "Am I gonna be able to use the horn for that?"

Twilight looked at me like she was inspecting me. I leaned back into the pillows and asked "is that a no?"

Twilight shook her head and said "No, no, you can definitely learn to. It's just that..." She trailed of.

I raised an eyebrow. "It's just what?"

"Well, it's just that-" I blinked and suddenly Twilight and the mirror were gone, so were Curl Staff and Redheart. Oh no! Did it happen again!? I inspected myself and noticed that it was the same unicorn body that I had earlier.

I took a look around the room and was very relieved when I noticed that it was the same one and that Redheart was situated by the sink, pouring water into a glass. The light in the room had slightly changed tinge to a somewhat softer shade of yellow.

"What happened!?" I asked her, not quite managing to keep my cool.

Redheart let out a startled gasp and turned around to face me. "Oh! you're awake?"

That non-sequitur gave me a dumb look on my face. "Uuh... yeah?"

"Have you been that for long?" she asked, sounding genuine.

My face probably wasn't looking any smarter. "You-" I started but I figured that something strange must be going on here. "Twilight Sparkle went and got you just after I woke up," I said slowly.

She looked at me for a moment before letting out a laugh. "Oh, I'm sorry about that, dear. It's just that you've been asleep for hours."

I felt that I wasn't getting the full picture. "Yeah, I figured, considering how tired I was when you wheeled me in here."

Redheart giggled at that. "No, dearie, you fell asleep again after that. Right in the middle of a conversation." I looked at her incredulously. "Remember how I told you about how your medicine might make shift between energetic and tired very quickly?"

I nodded my head.

"Well, there you go," she said with a smile.

Making sense of what she told me was time-consuming work. "I didn't notice that," I said uncertainly.

She walked up to me (cloppedy-cloppedy) with a motherly expression on her face. "Don't worry, dear, it'll pass. In a few days you'll be right as rain."

I wish I could have seen your training montage, Nap-Time, that was impressive. "So, how long was I out for?"

"Hmm, about six hours" she said and I stared at her in disbelief. "I was actually wondering if you're hungry again."

She was right, I could go for another meal. I nodded my head absentmindedly, my thoughts mostly on the bizarre thing that just occurred.

I must have looked concerned because Redheart said "Don't worry dear. It's not dangerous, at this point you're mostly taking your medicine just to be certain. Speaking of which."

I looked to my side where Redheart stood next to the bedside table, with the bag of cupcakes and a platter with more apples on it.

"Time for a round of medicine, and then maybe some more apples? I just brought these in here in case you wanted a snack, but I think they'll make a decent meal," Redheart said as she picked out a cupcake from the bag. "Alright, same as usual, big lips, dearie."

Once again I was getting help feeding myself from a pink-maned pony in a nurse's cap because I couldn't grasp things with my hoof. "You know," I said through a mouthful of cupcakes. "It's kinda pointless to bring me snacks if I can't use this hoof to grab them. Then again, you ponies have really long necks. if you put the platter close enough I can just eat right of it."

Redheart let out a small giggle. "Or you could just call one of us, dear. We're here to help."

The genuineness of that put me at ease. "It's just a bit awkward to need help feeding myself. To say that waking up in another body is strange would be underselling it."

Redheart gave me a sympathetic look before getting a more business-like expression on her. "I actually want to talk to you about that."

"About waking up in another body?" I asked.

"In a way," she said. "Twilight brought something to our attention after you had fallen asleep."

"Brought what to you attention?" I asked, not being able to guess where she was going with this.

Redheart had a look of both seriousness and care. "To put this bluntly, you're showing worrying signs."

I raised an eyebrow at this. "What do you mean?"

""You ponies", you said earlier."

"When?" I asked.

"Just now. And earlier you referred to your horn as "the horn", as if it belonged to somepony else;" she said.

I did that, didn't I? I thought as I finished of the last of the cupcake. "So?" I asked with a shrug. "What's that got to do with anything?"

"I'm not a unicorn myself, but no healthy unicorn would ever refer to their horn as "the horn"," she said. "It's a very important part of a unicorn. A very important part of you."

I considered her words for a moment. She was right. On some level I had almost seen all this as if it was happening to someone else. I looked at her and she looked back at me with a serious look on her face.

"Not "the horn", or "you ponies"," she said. "Twilight said that you may be here for a long time. I hope you're not in denial about all this because I don't think that would be good."

I was getting lost in thought when the sounds of my bowels, hard at work, shook me back to the now.

I looked at Redheart who smiled at me. "Do you need to use the little fillies' room?"

"I don't know what that is but from the context I can make a guess. Yes, I think so."

"Alright," she said. She wheeled the wheelchair over to the side of the bed, walked to the other side of the bed, reached over me with her long pony-neck, grabbed the end of the cover with her mouth and pulled it back, exposing me for all the room to see.

I looked down on myself. Back in the woods, I had my stomach to the ground and all times after that I had been covered by some sort of blanket. I realized that I hadn't worn clothes for a while now and parts of my brain was telling me that I was naked, while another was telling me that I didn't feel naked. I looked over at Redheart who gave my body a sad look. "Uh. Humans don't really have a coat of fur like ponies, so I'm just wondering, am I not decent right now?"

Redheart looked up at me and blinked in confusion. "What do you mean?"

"I mean, I've noticed that you guys have been walking around without clothes and I wondered if I should take steps to stay modest," I said.

Redheart shook her head. "No, don't worry. If you should loose your coat, that might be a different matter."

I looked down on myself again. Anything that would give the view an R-rating was thoroughly covered in fur.

"Now, I'm gonna help you into your chair, alright?" She asked.

I nodded. "Okay, what's the plan?"

She stretched out her neck over me. "Just put your leg over my neck and I'll lift you into the chair."

I was a bit confused about how this was supposed to work before I realized that my arm was now also called leg.

Redheart must've taken it as hesitation. "Don't worry," she said. "You'll do fine."

I put my foreleg over her neck and tried weighing it down but it was like a girder. "Just keep in mind that I can't grab anything with this hoof-thingy."

Redheart lifted up her neck and plopped me down in the wheelchair like it was nobody's business. "You're doing it again," she said without missing a beat.

She's sharp. I let out a sigh and said "I guess so."

As she wheeled me across the room and into a door that I hadn't seen anyone open yet, but had already figured contained a bathroom, she continued. "I want you to repeat after me; "I am a unicorn, I have hooves, and I am going to learn how to do magic with my horn"."

I decided to give it a try. "I am a unicorn, I have hooves, and I am going to learn how to do magic with my horn."

My thoughts after that could only be summed up with an ellipsis.

This seemed to go on for a while.

I vaguely came to realize that Redheart was standing in front of me, trying to get my attention.

"Gabrielle? How do you feel?" She asked.

I shook my head. "I'm not sure," I said, truthfully.

"Well, if nothing else, we should take care of the business we came in here for."

Yes, let's focus on that. "So, how does this work?" I asked, looking at the porcelain construction in front of me.

"Do you have toilets where you came from?" She asked.

"Yes, of course." I said.

"Does this look familiar?"

I inspected the thing. It was like a low toilet throne in the same white porcelain you usually see toilets in, with low level on the water and somewhat wider opening. "Sort of," I said. "They're shaped a bit differently."

Redheart positioned herself as before. "Same as before, but this time I'm going to hang onto you help you keep your balance while you're sitting."

I hooked my foreleg around her neck again and as I was hoisted onto the low throne I asked "what do you mean?"

It was rather self-explanatory what she meant after I landed. My leg, the one that consisted of a few inches of thigh, couldn't support me, and I would have fallen halfway down the porcelain-abyss if it hadn't been for Redheart hooking her foreleg around me and holding me up with a hug of sorts at the spot where my arm used to be, conveniently also pinning up my tail.

I took in the situation and it's unbelievable levels of awkwardness. "Look, I've never done this with an audience before," I said and looked up at Redheart.

"Don't worry, I can stand her for quite a while before getting tired," she said and smiled.

"That's really great, but I'm also worried about how long I can keep my leg up." I had angled my leg upwards as to not dip it in the watery depths below.

"Look, just relax. I'm a relaxing personality, aren't I? Besides, this isn't even near the most embarrassing things I've helped a patient with," she said.

It took some work, but after a while I was back in the bed and let me tell you; these ponies are a lot more hygienic than I was afraid they'd be.

As Redheart grabbed the end of the blanket and was covering me with it I looked down on myself and noticed a mark on the top of my thigh. "Hey, wait a minute."

Redheart stopped. "What?" she asked, blanket still in her mouth.

My eye was transfixed on the mark. "What's that?" I asked. It was a ultramarine, rhombus-shaped gem with a stylized swirl around the top

"Oh, that's your cutie mark, dearie," Redheart said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "It's nice."

I looked at her and felt all manners of stupid as I noticed a red cross on the top of her thigh. I red cross with little hearts around it, matching the one on her hat. "And what's that?"

Redheart put her hoof to her mouth. "Oh! Twilight said that your world didn't have any magic in it. Sorry, dear, I should've realized." She cleared her throat. "A cutie mark is what young ponies get when they find their special talent, something that really represents them. Mine is a medical sign," she said and gave her rump a little shake, I might've sniggered but the humor and my confusion cancelled each other out to a more normal state. "I love taking care of ponies and I'm really good at it," she concluded with some pride.

I looked down on my own cutie mark and asked "so what does mine mean?"

She looked at it. "I don't know. Looks like it could have something to do with gem-cutting, but it could mean many things. I like it though, it's a bit mysterious."

I looked at the sign on my thigh again and realized that my head was slowly dropping in the vertical direction and my eyelid was feeling heavy.

Redheart picked up on this. "Tired again, dear?"

I nodded.

"Don't worry, just lie back and take a rest. Twilight's friends are coming to see you. Won't that be nice?" she said pleasantly.

"I don't want to be a bother," I said groggily.

"Don't worry about that. I'm not sure you know, but it's Friday afternoon, you're not dragging anypony away from anything," she reassured me.

I couldn't help but feel happy about that and gave Redheart a smile. "Thanks." Has Nap-Time poisoned my food?. If I pass out every time I learn something, this could take a very long time.

Redheart gave me a smile. "You're welcome, dear."

Glow Blue. (Alternate, homage-title: The Color Of Magic)

A Much Warmer Welcome

I opened my eye and beheld the same room as before, this time in the middle of the night. I was lying on my side with my hoof sandwiched in between the two pillows under my head and covered by a, well, a cover. Redheart had apparently tucked me in and she must have done a good job because I was really comfortable. I burrowed my head in the pillow and started thinking about what had happened in the last few days.

I have been transported to another world and transformed into another being. I'm not sure how one is supposed to react to that but I'm pretty sure that it's not like this. For some reason, I don't feel any sort of actual worry. It could have something to do with the magical ponies that have been taking care of me. Which reminds me, I have to remember to ask about my size next time I talk with Twilight.

I looked around the room. the window was closed but the thin curtains let in a fascinatingly large amount of moonlight.

Being from a northern temperate zone, pale light tended to make me feel cold. People in warm climates didn't seem to have any problem with colorless lamps in their homes. But people from my neck of the woods could stand in thirty degrees Celsius and practically shiver if someone lit a white fluorescent strip light near them.

This pale moonlight, however, felt warm and welcoming.

I lifted up my hoof and inspected it in the soft light. I was sure that I had seen the magical shapes of fingers on top of it in those woods. Not to mention some sort of aura of my missing limbs, but I couldn't recall if I had seen any finger on them. I was tempted to try doing that thing again where I could sense magic. But Redheart had warned me not to use any magic while recovering. Something about it being unstable. In which case I should be doubly careful not to use any, because it might be like nitroglycerin. And you know what they say about unstable nitroglycerin: Don't.

I spotted the tray with apples on the bedside table, and suddenly felt the munchies. I had spent a lot of recent time eating, but I had to remind myself that it I hadn't exactly had any opportunity to eat any real hearty dinners and the meals I did had had been separated by long periods of unconsciousness.

I peered around the room again. No pony lying on the couch or standing in the corner this time. If I wanted a snack, I would have to take care of it myself.

I reached out with my hoof towards the apples on the tray and felt nothing but air. *sigh* I miss depth perception.

I shuffled closer to edge of the bed and finally felt the table with my hoof, but I only managed to push the apple I was aiming for away from me. It was frustrating but I had, out of necessity, become stubborn in situations like these. I put my hoof on the table and inched myself closer to the table, noting how much traction I got.

However, I had forgotten how much of my body's volume consisted of neck, and when I stretched my upper half to try and reach further I tipped over the bed and fell down on the floor. It wasn't a crash where I slammed into the tiles, I just started sliding over the edge of the bed, landing fairly softly on the back of my neck and deciding that it would be pointless to try and stop the rest of me from following and instead tried to do it under controlled circumstances, which had the benefit of bringing down the warm cover over me.

Most other people would probably have seethed in anger and frustration at this point, but a long time ago I had learned to handle these situations calmly and with self-control. Though that didn't stop me from letting out a plaintive sigh.

So, what now? I thought as I looked up towards the edge of the bed.

Well, I haven't tried standing up in this body yet. Who knows? Maybe I can try and scamper up there again since It doesn't look to be as tall as the hospital beds that I'm used to, probably since people are also shorter around here.

I grabbed the cover in my mouth and managed to throw it over me like an enormous cape, appreciating the residual warmth that was still in it. I then positioned myself on my belly with my limbless side towards the bedside table and tried to push myself up to a standing position. A standing position for a quadruped, that is.

It worked, in a way. I was standing with legs straight and leaning against the bedside table. But the position was very strange, it felt like I was looking for something that had fallen under the coach. Another strange thing was that I was standing on what I guessed was the equivalent of my knuckles, but without any fingers to form into a fist, just a huge lump made for walking and standing.

What worked very well with this position, however, was my neck. Aiming my head forward, which would have been upwards in my old form, felt natural and not at all tiring as I was used to. I could even look upwards like this, which in a way would be like looking down your own back as a human.

I wasn't cold, probably thanks to my coat of fur, but I still missed the softness of the bed. I considered my situation again and decided to try and jump up in the bed. I inched closer to the bed while leaning against the bedside table and then sat down the way that I think dogs sit. I then reached up and placed my hoof at the end of the bed, cover still over me, then stood up with my hind leg.

This placed my head above the bed's level, but I couldn't quite figure out how to best approach the next step. I shot out with my hind leg and tried to land with enough of my weight across the bed for me to lever myself all the way on top of it. It might've worked on a better day, but not this time. I started sliding back towards the ground and bit down on the sheet to try and stop myself. The cover fell off from me and landed on the floor, and then the sheet started sliding off from the mattress, and me landing on the cover with half a bed sheet covering me and the pillows landing beside me.

I let out another sigh. If I ever got up to my bed at this point, both the pillows and the cover would remain on the ground and the sheet would be too wrinkled to be comfortable. All this and I still hadn't gotten anything to eat.

Guess I'll have to get help if I want to sleep in a bed for the rest of the night. I looked towards the closed door that presumably led out into the hallway of the hospital. It seemed so far away despite it just being half the length of the room. Then I looked around me and thought Well, if nothing else I guess I have all that I need for a makeshift bed down here on the floor with me

I looked around the room again. I can either crawl across the room or I can try and use the wheelchair.

I scooted towards the wheelchair. It looked a lot more promising than the bed since it was lower than the bed and I also had what I guess around here is called a hoof-rest to work with.

Things looked promising for a while, but after I got to the part where I would try and kick of the ground with my hind leg the wheelchair rolled backwards and I found myself on the cold floor again. I let out another sigh and then another one once I realized how monotonous I sounded.

Yeah well, and the unicorn you rode in on! I thought and glared at the wheelchair. I had had enough, my composure was close to shattering, I felt that I needed to get something my way real fast before or I would be in a foul mood for the rest of the day.

I started scooting towards the door with determined... something, certainly not steps. It took a while, which was just as well because that gave me time to calm down. I tried doing something that I couldn't and got myself into an embarrassing situation as a result. But the people, or ponies, that work here are professionals, they won't judge me. I thought back to some of the people I had worked with. Alright, Redheart won't judge me, at least.

I reached the door and tried to push it open. It looked like one of those door where you didn't need to turn any handles, but it opened inwards. and the rod that one was supposed to grip when opening it from this side was out of my reach. My irritation was flaring up again as I started knocking on the door, the only good thing about this being that it was very easy to make noises with a hoof.

After a few seconds of silence I heard the clopping of hooves approaching on the other side. I crawled out of the way from the door right before it opened and a lime green pony with wings entered halfway into the room.

I let out a sigh and said "I need help, could you please..." I had to bend my neck to see the face of the new arrival since the side that was blessed with an eye was the one I was lying on, but I finally noticed her absolutely horrified expression and decided that I wasn't in the mood for this particular type of person at this moment. "... go get Nurse Redheart for me?"

The pony turned around on the spot and hurried away without any acknowledgement, and I was a bit worried that I had simply scared her off with my pitiful visage before I heard the sound of two approaching sets of hooves.

"Gabrielle! What happened!?" I heard the familiar voice of Redheart say.

With my savior nearby I let out a sigh of relief, a silent one this time, and simply said "Fell out of the bed."

Redheart entered my field of vision with a different kind of horrified expression, it's difficult to describe but it was one I could work with. "Oh, you poor thing. Don't worry, I've got it."

As she said that I wondered if it was experience, intuition or chance that made her choose those words. It was a small thing but choice of words can mean quite a bit when it comes to patients. and "I've got it" was better than something like "Let me help you", which got repetitive really fast and which I started reading far too much into the last time I was recovering.

She leaned her head down and held out a hoof for me. "Same as before," she said and I hooked my foreleg around her foreleg, which she used to help me heave myself over her lower neck where I used my own long neck and foreleg to hold myself in place.

I looked over to the lime green pony, her expression this time mostly one of worry. "Thanks," I said to her and tried giving her a smile, but I could only manage a very small one at the moment. She wordlessly backed out of the door and closed it.

I sighed once again, getting a bit worried that this would become my default way of breathing at this rate. "You okay back there?" Redheart asked as she slowly made her way across the room with me across her upper back.

"Fine. Just, frustrated." It was the truth. I had spent a lot of time getting used to a new body once before. I hated it the first time and I didn't like going through it again.

Redheart stopped beside the bed, it took a while before I noticed since my eye was on the side facing away from her face, but when I looked at her she had turned her long pony neck and was looking at me with a sad expression on her.

In one fluid motion she threw the sheet over the bed again, then placed me back on the bed in a sitting position, a humanoid sitting position. She then picked up the pillows and cover from the floor and dumped them on the bed.

The notion that you shouldn't bottle up your emotions and just let it all out every once in a while had some merit in my mind, but only some. Most of the time, I found it far better to accustom yourself to being calm and composed. If I had gotten used to crying every time I was sad and screaming every time my patience wore thin I would probably have been a nervous wreck or worse, even before I got turned into a talking unicorn. But suppressing my emotions did not make them go away. I was angry, and to someone like Redheart, it showed.

That's probably why she sat down on the bed next to me and put her foreleg around me in a hug and said "It's okay."

I looked down on the floor with a scowl on my face. This was going to calm me down. I knew it, and Redheart knew it. And knowing that, and knowing that Redheart knew that, peeved me quite a bit. Knowing that the process of my foul mood was so predictable that only one short sentence and a hug could make it better left a really bitter taste in my mouth. But the funny thing was that I knew that this particular bitter feeling would also fade away from this procedure. "It's okay," she said again and once more, I felt annoyed, but slightly less so this time. Two words and an empty gesture is supposed to make me feel better!?

"It's okay." Now my annoyance was shifting towards myself, for refusing, in a very childish manner, to let her help.

"It's okay," Redheart said again. But it does make me feel better, doesn't it? I thought with a strange mix of fading annoyance and growing comfort. It's not just an empty gesture. She really does care.

"It's okay," she said and I finally let go, relaxed, leaned in towards her and softly nuzzled into her chest. I would have liked to do it a bit more thoroughly but I had to consider my new cranial addition. Yes, it's okay to make mistakes. It's okay that I'm basically helpless right now. It's okay that I made myself humiliatingly crawl across the floor to get help. It's okay to hold your emotions in. It's okay to let them out. And yes, it's okay to have someone comfort you. Twilight of the Gods! I had grown into such a loner since even before becoming an adult that I had almost forgotten that, I thought as I blinked away a thankfully small amount of moisture from my eye.

"Feeling better?" Redheart asked after a few minutes, with a tastefully subtle amount of jauntiness.

I did. But I simply nodded instead of saying anything, in case I had to swallow back a sob. I'm not completely against showing some emotion but let's do so in moderation.

Redheart let out a soft coo and tightened the hug. "Don't worry, you'll get the hang of unicorn magic in no time, and then you don't have to reach for anything if you don't want."

That's true, if I can learn to do that thing that Twilight did yesterday, being a pony might not be so bad. I analyzed the events of the last few minutes before looking up at Redheart an giving her a smile. "Thanks. You're really good at this," I said as I softly leaned away from her, signalling that comforting-time was over.

Redheart smiled back as she stepped down and started inspecting the bedding. "Good at what?"

"This comforting-thing," I said. Compared to just a few moments ago I was practically jovial and not at all reluctant to share what an effect that little turbo therapy session had on me. "I know this dance and I almost missed your steps. Most people would either have done the "It's okay"-thing only once, which would be counterproductive, or jumped straight to the unicorn-thing before I was in a mood to listen. So is it talent or experience?"

It seems that I had a positive effect of Redheart in turn, because she looked at me with a very genuine smile on her face and jiggled her hind leg with her cutie mark on. "Both," she said as she started adjusting the bed, which she managed despite me sitting on it.

It seems that the cutie marks really does represent special talents. Something to look forward to, I thought as I looked down on my own. With one one word Redheart had me looking forward to learning what my special talent might be. Whoa. Special talent indeed. I really can't keep up with her.

"So, would you like another bed?" Redheart asked.

"No, nothing wrong with the bed, I was just-" my sentence was interrupted by a low growling. I had always thought that I had a decent comedic timing, but recently I had been outdone by my own stomach. "Yeah, that," I said and looked towards the apples.

Redheart immediately picked up the tray, in her mouth, and brought it over to the bed. "Oh, Gabrielle! You could've called one of us and we'd help you. Just- Oh!" she exclaimed and got a sheepish expression on her. "I'm sorry, dear. In case you didn't know, this button here calls the nurses," she said as she gestured to a hefty remote that was hanging on the side of the bed. Looks familiar enough.

I was still fascinated by how these ponies, us ponies, I guess, could talk fluently while carrying things in their mouths. "I know," I said with a sigh. "It's just that, it's in the middle of the night and I didn't want to bother anyone."

Redheart set down the tray on the bed and sat down with me. "You're not a bother, Gabrielle," she said in a caring yet serious tone.

"Thanks. And just "Gabe" is fine."

"That's your nickname?" she asked.

"Yep. That or "Gabby", but I always liked "Gabe" better."

"Well then, "Gabe" it is. I'd tell you my own but back in school, "Red" was already taken and the only other anypony could think up was "Hearty", which I could do without," She said with a playful pout.

I gave a giggle which only consisted of one, single exhalation, turning it into something more like an amused snort.

"Also, it's not really the middle of the night," she said.

I looked around the moonlit room. "It looks like it is."

"It does, but it's more early in the morning. Which would turn any meal you're about to have into breakfast." She looked at me for a moment before speaking up again. "Speaking of which, I was planning on having breakfast while watching Princess Celestia raise the sun, would you like to join me?"

I knew people in school whose brains would have stopped when hearing that sentence. In fact, they wouldn't have lasted a minute in my situation. "Uh, sure. What do you mean "raise the sun"?"

"Well," Redheart said as she held out her neck for me to grab onto again, which I did. "Every morning, Princess Celestia uses her magic to raise the sun."

I had enough questions about myself but this could not go unaddressed. "The sun doesn't raise itself?" I asked as I plopped down into the wheelchair, which I still wasn't very happy with.

As Redheart picked up the cover from the bed and threw it over me, then placed the tray with apples in my lap she said "Well, I'm not sure what the sun does without Princess Celestia, her being the princess of the sun and all. But everypony knows that Princess Celestia raises the sun." She noticed my curious expression and then seemed to come to a realization. "Ah, that's right, your world didn't have any magic. So does your sun raise itself?"

"You could say that. So a princess? Is this a monarchy?" I asked.

"Yes," she said before stopping herself. "Or, no, it's a actually a diarchy now that Princess Luna, Princess Celestia's younger sister, has returned."

"And I suppose that Princess Luna is the princess of the moon?" I asked.

"That's right," she said as she started wheeling me towards the door.

"And it was a diarchy since there were two princesses?" I asked as we reached the door and Redheart pushed a button on the side of the wall that opened it. I felt annoyed that I didn't notice that but I quickly figured that I wouldn't be able to reach it from the floor anyway.

"Oh, I see what you're getting at," she said as she wheeled me out into a very standard-looking hospital hallway where I gave a wave towards the lime green nurse sitting at the nurse's station who carefully waved back. "No, there are no kings and queens here, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are the highest officials in Equestria, despite sharing that title with non-alicorns and Princess Cadenza to the north."

"So no kings and queens but lots of princes and princesses. Must be confusing at high society gatherings," I observed. "What's an alicorn?"

"Well, there are three, or rather, four types of ponies. Pegasi with wings, unicorns with magic horns, and earth ponies like myself with neither."

I felt like Mr Berg as my brain scrambled for something appropriate to say about that, but Redheart continued before I could think of anything. "Then there are alicorns, who have the qualities of all three types. Only better, most ponies say. They have both wings and horns as you might've seen on Princess Twilight."

My brain was trying to multitask by trying to think up something tasteful to say about earth ponies' apparent handicap and taking in Redheart's little crash course in magical ponies 101 when that last sentence completely derailed everything. "Wha- wai- wh- Twilight is a princess?"

"Yes, she didn't tell you that?" Redheart asked curiously.

I thought back to the events of yesterday. "Uh, no, she, uh, as soon as I woke up she went and got you."

"Aw, she's a sweet one," Redheart said as we reached a small, deserted lounge area down the hall. "But she's still a bit awkward sometimes. I guess one shouldn't talk that way about royalty but she admits it herself." She looked at my curious expression and said "she's only recently been crowned a princess and she's anything but haughty about it."

"I noticed," I said and thought back with some concern to how I practically made her cry yesterday. "So," I carefully started. "Is there any stigma associated with being an earth pony?"

Redheart studied me for a few moments and I was starting to wonder if I had said something inappropriate. "You use a pretty advanced vocabulary for somepony your age," she said. "And no, at least I haven't noticed anything. Of course, I'm not sure how much you remember of Ponyville, but that's where I'm from and it's mainly populated by earth ponies," she continued before setting out the tray on a nearby table

I remembered, well I guess I remembered parts of a hospital room and a corridor in Ponyville. "And right now we're in Canterlot, right?"

"That's right," Redheart said as she walked over to a fridge and brought out another tray with two glasses on it and a container of a drink. Seeing what was on the tray and thinking back to what I had just heard, I realized that across the universes and dimensions, or whatever I had been transported to, the laws of reality such as gravity and all the associated physics were less consistent than the design and shape of milk cartons. "The capital of Equestria, the location of the royal palace and the home of Princesses Celestia and Luna. Speaking of which," she said and picked up an apple in her hoof and handed it to me, which I carefully grabbed with my wrist thing, making Redheart look proud. "They're probably about to raise the sun and lower the moon any minute now."

Redheart looked out the window and I followed suit as I carefully brought the apple up to my mouth and took a bite. This would only work for about half the apple before I had eaten everything that I wasn't grabbing. Ah, it seems we are on a mountain. That explains the fresh air. Oh, look, and waterfalls. I always enjoyed the salty coastal air back home. Appropriate, considering my pirate-traits. But mountain air will do nicely, too.

As I looked out I saw Canterlot in the late night/early morning glory. "Ah, that's them," Redheart said and pointed towards the shapes of two distant ponies standing on the balcony of a magnificent spire that was part of an physics-defyingly magnificent palace.

I couldn't make out any details but they seemed to be in the middle of a conversation when their horns lit up and the moon, which was already near the horizon, hastily but gracefully descended the rest of the way, and the sun peeked out from behind a distant mountain. The already breathtakingly magnificent city of silvery moonlight looked as if it was infused with gold as it was hit by the strangely soft light of the morning sun. I was sure that no human had witnessed anything comparable to this since Jurij Gagarin first beheld Earth from orbit. It was hauntingly beautiful.

I sat there, covered by a blanket in a wheelchair in another world, in the body of a unicorn filly with a half eaten apple held in my hoof-wrist, marveling at the sight, when the shorter of the two princesses seemed to notice something. She said something to her sister and they both turned towards my general direction. They stood there for a moment and I got the sense that they knew about me, and that they were looking straight at me.

Then they bowed.

It wasn't submissive kowtowing, it was something between a casual nod of greeting and those bows that you might associate with a duel of honor. At least that's what it looked like from here.

Redheart turned to me, saw my shocked reaction and laughed softly. "If I saw what I just think that I saw, then somepony's got the attention of the majority of all alicorns in Equestria. By the way, you should probably close your eye."

I realized that I had opened my empty eye-socket and closed it again as the two princesses turned around and walked back into the tower.

The train arrived at Canterlot Station and the former Bearers of the Element of Harmony stepped out to the platform.

A bunch of other ponies and a few non-ponies stepped out as well, but that's not relevant.

Princess Twilight Sparkle was reading a book while waiting for them, oblivious to the pair of royal guards that had been searching frantically for her since their lieutenant had learned that her Highness had left the palace this morning without an escort, without any form of ceremony, without anything.

Princess Celestia had told Twilight that her talent for ignoring distractions while studying would serve her well as a princess, but had not elaborated when Twilight asked her too, only saying she should take breaks from studying every now and then so as to not give the guards-ponies ulcers. Twilight had been very confused.

One of the guards nudged the other and pointed towards the five arrivals from Ponyville. The Bearers had performed legendary feats of heroism and skill before, maybe they could help them.

So it was with some dismay that before the guards could act, the group casually trotted over to a bench and greeted their friend, the princess. A bench they had both searched, twice.

The guards looked at each other and then discretely took up position behind the Bearers and pretended that this was how it was supposed to work.

It was not the place of the royal guards-ponies to listen in to the conversations of the targets of their protection, but they learned to start paying attention when they were referred to.

"So, you have royal guards following you these days?" the Element of Loyalty asked the princess.

Princess Twilight Sparkle pretended to seem surprised when she looked at them. "Oh! Looks like I do," she said with a smile. "That's impressive, you two. I didn't even notice you."

Internally, the two guards sighed and shared look. Princess Celestia's mischievous streak could be the stuff of legend if she so chose, but it seemed she had quite a rival in Princess Twilight.

The Elements of Laughter and Loyalty were giggling like crazy behind their hooves while looking sideways at them.

I was half lying, half sitting in the bed again, reading a book on Equestria that Redheart had given me. It concerned a lot of things, but never got into details, and there were plenty of pictures. I assume that it was intended for fairly young readers.

I was alone at the moment. Redheart had been in here earlier with Curl Staff, who I noticed, with a small twinge of envy, had the staff of Asclepius as a cutie mark and suddenly her name made a lot more sense. Do these ponies have prophets naming their kids?

I had just finished reading some fun facts about Canterlot, where a lot of unicorns (like myself) lived. And Cloudsdale, the great pegasi-city in the sky, with its artistic marble-like pillars and amphitheaters, when I skipped ahead a bit to the stuff about Equestria's neighbors, like the minotaurs, and the gryphons. Huh. Maybe the whole thing with ancient religions stemming from misunderstood encounters with aliens isn't just a cute pop-culture notion after all? There's a fascinating amount of uh, what's it called? Hellenism, or something, going on around here. But in the words of one of the most awesome fictional characters of all time: On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.

The door suddenly opened to reveal Curl Staff, who said "Gabrielle? Are you in the mood for some visitors?"

Twilight- No, Princess Twilight, had said that she was bringing some friends. I was not the type who craved social contact at all times, but I wasn't quite a hermit either. I arrived in a strange, new world literally a double-digit amount of hours ago, making friends sounds like a plan, especially since my instincts might get ornery about it if I don't. I also quickly added a few things together and realized that these people, ponies, probably had to travel to see me. I couldn't have said no even if I wanted to.

"Sure, happy to," I said and closed the book.

Curl Staff entered and after her followed Princess Twilight and four other ponies of varying colors and, uh, types, with Redheart forming the rear.

The four new ponies all looked at me and I suddenly felt very self-conscious. I was about to attempt a greeting when the most pink thing I've ever seen jacked-in-the-boxed me from under the bed with a huge, toothy grin.

"HI! I'm Pinkie Pie! I was gonna throw you a welcome-party when you came to Ponyville but then you took the train to Canterlot instead and now I can throw two welcome-parties but now that I think about it maybe you should have one big welcome-to-our-world-party and considering how big my welcome-to-Ponyville-parties usually are if you make a welcome-to-our-world-party on a matching scale then we're gonna need at least-" a very observant listener might have noticed about a tenth of a second pause around here, "-seven thousand, three hundred and fifty acres reserved for it and about a year and a half worth of all of Equestria's agricultural yield-"

A nudging on my left shoulder made me raise my head with a jolt and look around. It was very disorienting since I hadn't realized that I had dipped my head to begin with.

"- but since you might come from another reality altogether we might actually need-" the pink was suppressed, but by no means interrupted, by Princess Twilight shoving a hoof in its mouth.

Twilight looked at me with some concern. "Are you alright?" she asked. I looked around and saw her and the new arrivals, sans pink who was still making muffled noises around the hoof, looking at me with worried faces.

I looked at Redheart, who had been the one who nudged me, with a lost and somewhat confused look. I have no idea what's going on. Please help.

Redheart was on the ball, another saying that never made any sense to me. "You fell asleep again, dear. Don't worry, it was just a few seconds," she said before giving the pink a displeased look.

I looked around at the gathering of ponies and was a bit grateful to the pink who was helping me by diverting some of the attention I was now getting. "Uh, hi again, Princess Twilight."

Twilight realized that saliva was dripping down her leg and turned to the pink. "Pinkie, please, we can't keep up with you when you get like that," she said and took her hoof out of the still talking pink's mouth, who finished up her attempts at communication.

"I was just saying that I don't actually know how to measure the area we'd need, but the number ends with a nine!" Pinkie said. I've heard that name before.

"Don't worry, everypony, Gabrielle here just nodded off from stamina fluctuations. No doubt triggered by being overwhelmed," Redheart said and gave Pinkie a meaningful look.

Twilight spoke up at this. "Oh, just like the last time we were talking. I'm sorry, Gabrielle, we'll try and be more considerate," she said as her ears drooped a little. Hey! Surly might be one of my defining characteristics, but I try and hide it most of the time and mostly voice my complaints inside my head. Like this.

The blue pegasus had lifted off sometime during all this and were currently hovering in place when she got very large smile on her face. "And what were you talking about last time?" she asked us in a raspy voice.

"I was telling her about unicorns and magic," Twilight started before being interrupted by a loud guffaw from the blue pegasus and the pink earth pony who had turned over, in mid-air in the pegasus' case, and were hugging themselves while laughing

"Fell asleep in the middle of a lecture!" the blue one managed between laughs. "Not even here for two days before getting the full Twilight Sparkle-experience." Is this the six million dollar-pony who got rebuilt with an old hi-fi needle for vocal chords?

They eventually calmed down and the blue one landed beside me and held out her hoof. "You're alright, short stuff, give it here."

I held out my own and she punched it, producing a loud "clop!". I got that strange and slightly disorienting feeling one gets when it feels like a few synapses suffered from friendly fire. I just got a fist-pound, bro-style, and it went "clop!". Also, that didn't hurt. but then again I'm supposed to run around on this thing.

"I'm Rainbow Dash! Fastest flyer in Equestria."

"Gabrielle." I said, relieved that we were now getting on with actual introductions, more familiar waters.

Next up was the earth pony in the hat. "Applejack. Pleased to meet you," she said with a charmingly thick accent.

"Likewise," I said. She settled with grabbing my wrist in hers and shaking it firmly in a way that made me think of old-school business-men who claimed to be able to tell a person, by his or her handshake.

A unicorn who interestingly enough seemed to be decorated with make-up was next. Like the earlier she extended her hoof and I shook that too, much more delicately. "Rarity, a pleasure to meet you, my dear. And I must say I adore your mane, such boldness!"

"Uh, thanks," I said. It's true, considering that as far as I know, this hairdo is not the result of products, making it pretty impressive. At least by human standards.

She then turned around to the only one in the room I had not been introduced to yet. "Fluttershy, dear, come and greet our new friend. After all, we never got the chance the first time," Rarity said.

The remaining pegasus clopped forward and in a very quiet voice said, while hiding most of her face behind her mane, "Hello."

"Shy" seems about right. But I have nothing against shyness. After all, I would consider myself to be shy myself if that part of me wasn't overshadowed by my ornery, passive-aggressive and snarky sides.

"Hi," I said and turned to Rarity. "What do you mean "the first time"?"

"Well," Rarity said. "The first time we met you were not awake. We, and dear Zecora of course, went out to look for you when you arrived in Equestria. Fluttershy here noticed how cold you were and draped her wings over you to keep you warm on the way back to Ponyville."

I imagine that was a bit like holding someone close to you in their arms to share body heat. I didn't really like needing help in that way but that wasn't their fault and I was still grateful, well actually it was sort of Twilight's fault but I had already told her that I wouldn't be angry at her. I looked at the yellow pegasus and with a smile that I made as soft as I could.

"And I baked you those cupcakes that made you feel all better!" the pink one said. Loudly.

I shook my head and tried remember if she ever gave me her name but my mind was clogged with all the sight, smell, taste, sound and feel of pink. "And your name was... Pinkie Pie, right?."

"That's right!" she said.

"Well, they were really good. And as far as I can tell, they helped. Thanks"

Pinkie looked as though she was about to explode from happiness and I got the feeling that if she did we would be covered in party-decorations and frosting.

Curl staff, who had been very quiet, looked as if she tried to clear her head by shaking it. "Oh, that's right, I came in here to take your temperature before you leaving you with your visitors," she said as she walked up to me and put her wrist over my forehead. "Well, everything seems to be in order. You might be able to start using magic again sooner than I thought. I imagine you're quite excited for that. Now I have to go fill in some paperwork, I'll be right down the hall if anypony needs me," she said as she walked out of the room.

Twilight looked excited at that. "Oh, that's right. If what happened in the forest was any indication of your abilities, you might qualify for Celestia's school for gifted unicorns."

"A school for unicorns only?" I blurted out in a slightly accusing tone before putting my hoof over my mouth. I could tell that I was acting before thinking because I tried to do so with right my hoof as well, the human counter-part of which had not existed for some time.

Six of the ponies in the room looked confused but Redheart seemed to understand what I was getting at. "It's not actually only for unicorns, anypony can go there." She paused a bit to consider something. "And by anypony I mean non-ponies as well," she said and gave me a sheepish smile. "I guess that's a bit confusing."

Twilight nodded. "That's right, the school started out as training for unicorns but as it grew more prestigious school it became a place for higher learning for all creatures. If you're interested I really recommend that you go there, it's really nice," she said and got a slightly dreamy look on her face.

"So don't worry about that," Redheart said in a reassuring tone before turning to the six newcomers. "Gabe and I were talking earlier about the different kinds of ponies and she asked if there were any discrimination against earth ponies."

Rainbow Dash gave me a confused look and asked "why would you worry about that? You're a unicorn."

I wasn't sure if her very genuine-sounding question came from her level of intelligence or ignorance but I hoped that it was the latter. In any case the question threw me off balance. How many people are ready with a verbal answer to why social injustices are terrible? You very rarely need to explain that to an adult. "Well, wouldn't that be, you know, awful? If some people were allowed education and some weren't," I said with a bewildered look on my face.

Something dawned on Twilight. "Rainbow, she's talking about the kind of injustices like in the Hearth's Warming Eve-story."

Rainbow got a look of comprehension. "Oh, you're talking about that sort of discrimination. Yeah, don't worry about that," she said with a wave of her hoof.

"Is there any other kind?" I asked, genuinely curious about what was considered discrimination around here."

Rarity was the one who answered. "Well, there is the business of unicorns always being placed in back rows in theaters so as to not obscure the vision of other attendees with our horns," she said with a harrumph.

Twilight looked at me with concern on her face. "I, you... you have no way of knowing any of this," she said and looked down again, as she often did when talking to me. "I've taken you from your world into a place where you don't even know if you can be treated with basic dignity."

I was about to protest that when I remembered that the first being I met in this world abducted me to work as a slave in a mine. "I," I started. "I, uh." Man, my brain just doesn't work very well today. Hopefully it's temporary. I shook my head and tried again. "Well, so far you ponies have made a very good impression."

"You're not forgetting what we talked about, are you?" Redheart asked me.

"No, I just. It takes some time to get used to," I said.

"What were you talking about?" Rainbow asked.

"That's not very polite, Rainbow," Rarity said sternly.

"It's nothing," I said and waved my hoof dismissively. "I'm just getting used to being in this form."

"Oh, yeah. Twilight said that you became a pony when you came here," Pinkie Pie said excitedly. "What were you like before?"

"Well, I was a human and- hey!" I exclaimed as I realized something. "Twilight said that there are no humans around here but what if you have a different name for us?"

"Ooh! What do humans look like?" Pinkie said.

All eyes turned to me in curiosity and Twilight said "yes, I never got the chance to ask you about that the last time," as she levitated a scroll and a quill from her bag which she apparently had left on the couch.

"Well," I started, trying to figure out where to start when giving concise information on humans. "We're a bipedal, about one hundred and sixty five to one hundred and eighty five centimeters long on average, plantigrade, omnivorous descendants from apes with vestigial fur."

All the ponies were looking at me in fascination except Twilight, who had started scribbling furiously at the parchment, but slowed down during my description until she came to a complete halt. She reminded me of a fish as she opened and shut her mouth a few times with eyes wide before she noticed the politely questioning look I was giving her, and which the others were joining in on. "Uuuh, continue, please," she slowly said.

"Wwwhhh..." I carefully started. She looked as if she was going to shout something. "... hhhat do you want to know?"

"Oh! Do you have any good fliers?" Rainbow asked.

"We, uh, we don't have wings but we've made machines that can fly fast enough. Also, there are only one type of humans," I said.

"No wings?" Rainbow said with a slightly sad look on her face.

Before I could continue, Twilight spoke up. "But you have manes?"

"Yes, but we just call it hair," I said, wondering what brought that up.

"And you wear clothes all the time?" Twilight asked quickly, sounding either agitated or excited.

"Pretty much."

"And have five long digits at the end of each upper limb?"

"Yes."

"And five shorter ones at the end of end of your lower ones?"

"Yes."

"And no tails?"

"That's right."

"And rounded, immobile ears that's artistically shaped to channel sound?"

"Mine were always pretty pointy, but yes we-"

"And you drive self-propelled metal carriages, make roads out of tar and gravel and you have devices that you use to share books and music and moving pictures with?"

I had to give this some thought. "... Yeah, I guess that's a good way to describe it."

"By Celestia! I know what you are!" Twilight exclaimed.

The rest of the ponies looked at her in surprise and exclaimed "You do!?"

"Yes, I was transformed into Gabrielle's species when me and Spike went into that mirror in the Crystal Empire," Twilight said and then got a sheepish look on her face. "I, uh, it slipped my mind to ask what the species I was was actually called."

My face was scrunched up, trying to figure out what Twilight had said the day before. "But you said that you were looking at other world when you brought me here," I said, letting my question be implied as I couldn't think of a way to ask it tactfully.

"Well, the scrying orb doesn't provide you with any visual or auditory information, it actually-" she was interrupted by Rainbow Dash coughing into a hoof, "-... well, it more or less gives you information straight into your brain, so it takes a while to get the same impressions from a world that one would get from looking at it. So it was less that I didn't recognize humans when I saw them and more that I couldn't get enough information related to the inhabitant to remember them."

"But you didn't go to Earth?" I asked.

"Earth?" Applejack asked.

"Yeah, that's the name of my world," I said before waving a hoof and continuing. "Or Terra, or Tellus, or whatever."

"You seem to have a lot of names for the same things, Gabe." Redheart said.

"Gabe?" Rainbow asked.

"That's my nickname, that or Gabby," I said.

"Gabby?" Rarity asked.

"A misnomer, most of the time," I said. "I like Gabe though, so feel free to use it."

"Use it!?" Pinkie Pie asked. I looked at her with an eyebrow expertly raised but the rest of the ponies just ignored her.

I shook my head. "Anyway! I've lost track of what we were talking about, can we go back a few steps?"

Rarity spoke up at this. "Oh, yes darling. Maybe you can tell us about yourself?"

I shrugged, and realized that I have to remember to do that in a mirror since I've never seen an equine shrug before. "Okay, sure, I'm twenty-six, I'm a professional radiologist and specialist in magnetic resonance imaging, which is an anatomy scanner, I was actually the head of a small department where I worked," I said, with some pride in my voice.

Redheart looked especially interested at that. "You mentioned that before and I was wondering, did you work at a hospital?"

"Sure did. Though I'm not a doctor, so don't refer to me that way."

"But you're a foal," Redheart said in disbelief.

Oh, yes! Time to finally solve this mystery, once and for all. "Thank you for reminding me, I've been wondering about that. Why am I like this?" I asked and gestured down at myself.

"Like what?" Twilight asked.

"Like this! A foal, as you call it here. Like I said, I'm twenty six."

There was a pause as the ponies stared at me before Rainbow slowly said. "Yeeaah? Looks about right to me."

My eyebrows were jumping up and down as if on an elastic string as my expression alternated between frowning and questioning. "What do you mean?"

"That you look like your age," Applejack said. "About the same as my sister, and she's twenty-four."

My expression was shifting in such a rapid pace it felt like my face was pulsating. "How old are you as an adult around here?"

"Fifty six," Applejack said.

"I... So I'm...? Uh... How long do you ponies live for?" I asked.

"Around three hundred years or more. Uhm, when are humans adults?" Twilight said.

"Legally? Eighteen. And we usually live to be about eighty-five, though healthy enough people live to be over a hundred." Like both my great grandfathers. My family could never claim racial superiority even if they've wanted to, seeing as how we're related to them. My parents speculated that thanks to them we were half-human, half-mooring rope.

"Isn't eighteen a little young to be an adult?" Rainbow asked skeptically.

"Well, we're grown up by then. By the time we're fifty six we're past our physical prime," I said with a shrug.

"Oh, how dreadful!" Rarity said.

"So you were an adult?" Redheart asked me with a voice full of nouns I couldn't quite place.

"Yeah, with a pretty respectful career," I said, without really managing to keep the pride out of my voice.

"That's pretty impressive there, short stuff," Rainbow Dash said. "So how do you like being a pony?"

I gave this some thought. "I haven't really been awake for it a whole lot but it seems alright so far. Am I really going to live for hundreds of years?"

"I'd like to run some tests about that but seeing as how you're physically your age I'd say yes," Twilight said.

"Physically my age for you ponies I guess," I said.

"Gabe, remember what we talked about," Redheart said kindly.

I nodded as I realized what I said. "Alright, alright. I just- oh! Am I gonna be in puberty until my fifties?" I asked with a voice full of dread.

"Well, that's pushing it," Twilight said. "More likely around forty five."

That was objectively better, but my mind was running on emotions at the moment. Alright, calm down. You've done it before. It's easier if you know what do expect. And who knows? Maybe this time you can come out at the end of it with the same amount of limbs you started with. "It... still doesn't sound great," I said.

"Oh, come on! There must be something that you like about it," Rainbow insisted.

"Look, I really hope so. But so far it hasn't been a great experience. I've been suffering from copious fatigue, I can't grasp anything with this-" I waved my hoof for emphasis "- And I can't walk around with only two limbs. Plus I've lost my glass eye," I said while desperately trying to keep my mood from turning sour.

Rainbow was about to answer but Twilight's voice stopped her. "Did," she started, cautiously. "Did that happen to you before you came to Equestria?" she said gestured towards my right side.

"Uh, yeah," I said while trying to figure out while she sounded so nervous. "When I was sixteen," I said and eyed her worried face. "You alright?"

"I... I was afraid that I had done that," she said with ears drooped.

"That you had... oh!" I said as I realized that she was talking about when she brought me to Equestria. "Ah, no. This happened ages ago."

"... It must have been awful," Fluttershy said a small voice. The mood in the room was turning pretty somber now.

I gave a facial shrug. "Well, I would guess so but I can't remember a thing. Apparently, I hit my head pretty hard, as you might suspect," I said and opened my right eye for emphasis. They all cringed and I suspected that these colorful, magical ponies might not be used to dark humor. "On a bright note, my facial muscles all survived. Anyway, the days before it happened are a bit hazy, but as far as I can tell they were like any other, and then I woke up, sort of, in a hospital where I was told I had been in an accident."

The ponies all looked stunned at that little story and I decided to leave the part about my parents for another time. "So, that's that," I said. "Not a happy chapter in my life, but I learned to manage."

The ponies still weren't saying anything so I decided that I should be the one to move the conversation forward. "So anyway, that's one of the reasons why I'm a little iffy about being a pony," I said to Rainbow Dash. "Learning how to use prostheses once was enough."

"You had artificial legs?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah. Or, well, leg, singular. Bipedal and all that," I said.

"So it wasn't so bad?" Pinkie asked.

"Well, it wasn't great. It was just sort of made to use the momentum of my walking motion to create something approaching an acceptable replacement."

"And your foreleg?" Applejack asked.

"Arm, I had one of those lying around too, but that's mostly what it ended up doing, lying around. Since there wasn't much left to control it with -" I gestured to my right shoulder "- it ended up very situational. There was more advanced stuff available, but learning to use the ones I had took enough time and I don't think I would get enough use out of them to make it worth it."

"You said you used your leg to walk. How did you run?" Rainbow asked.

"I didn't," I said a slightly too flat voice.

It seemed like this conversation was set on being of the somber type, with all the ponies looking really down at everything I had to say. That is, all the ponies except Redheart. "Well, at least as a unicorn you can use telekinesis," she said.

Twilight perked up at this. "That's right. Once you learn how to use magic, I'm sure everything will be much easier."

That's actually a very good point. "Well, if you're sure I didn't hurt my ability to use magic or something in the forest."

"We're sure," Redheart said.

"Speaking of learning to use magic," Twilight said. "I talked with Princess Celestia yesterday, and she and Princess Luna would like to meet you."

Redheart and me raised our eyebrows. Me in slight shock and Redheart in amusement at my reaction. "Why?" I asked.

"Oh, one shouldn't presume to speak for a pony in Princess Celestia's position," Twilight said.

"Darling, you do realize that you are Princess Celestia's peer these days?" Rarity said and Twilight's face became very red as her friends laughed softly at her unintentional haughtiness.

"When?" Redheart asked with an amused expression of her own.

"This afternoon," Twilight said. "Do you accept?"

"I, uh, yeah, sure," I said.

"Are any of you in a hurry to get back to Ponyville?" Redheart asked.

There was a general murmur that could be summed up as a general "no, not really."

"Then I won't feel bad for cutting this meeting short. If Gabrielle is going to have an audience with the princesses, she should be in a fresh state."

I realized that I probably hadn't been washed in days. "Oh, Thank you," I said and rolled my eye as Redheart pulled the cover of from me. "Why stop at telling the whole room? I'm sure there's a public announcement-system you can use to make sure the whole neighborhood hears it," I continued as I grabbed Redheart's neck and she carried me over to the wheelchair with a goodhearted smile at my comments. "Got any other flattering things to say? No? Alright, see you later," I said and waved to the other six ponies who stood there with confused looks on their faces as I was wheeled into the bathroom. I wasn't actually annoyed at Redheart, but something about her made me want to respond to her light jab in kind.

As we entered the bathroom, Redheart commented on what she had learned during the whole conversation. "So, you're twenty six and and you're an adult?"

"Yeah," I said. "Or I guess I was. I'm actually a bit nervous about that. What if I have the mind of a child with memories of being an adult?"

"We can ask Twilight, or maybe even better, Princess Luna, to look into that. But I have an thought," she said. "What do you think one would be most uncomfortable with, needing help to wash oneself as an adult or as a foal that's old enough to want some independence?"

I gave this some thought. "You mean that you want me to say how embarrassing I think this is going to be? That might be a moot point since I had to have help relearning how to wash myself for a long time as an adolescent. I'm a contaminated specimen," I said jokingly.

Redheart sighed. "Do you always speak about yourself so contemptuously?" she asked as she turned on the faucet in the modern-looking bathtub in the far side of the room.

"What? That was a joke," I said.

"But not a nice one," she retorted.

I let out a snort. "Another sign of worrying behavior?"

"... Yes," she said as she tested the temperature of the water.

"Well, you don't need to worry about that. If you think that I'm showing signs of self-loathing, or whatever the medical term is, let me remind you that I made it through the most hormone-intense period of my life being recently mutilated." At those words she whipped her head around to face me with a look of horror and sorrow. "Sorry, that came out a bit harsh, even for me," I said and hung my head. "But you bring out my social side and it's a little rusty."

"It's part of my special talent," she said soothingly and walked up to me. "It's not always easy to hear what ponies say but I hope it helps you to talk about this."

She leaned her neck over me and I grabbed hold like before. "We have professionals to talk to where I come from, too. But I still think it does help. Thank you," I said and caught a look of myself in the mirror. I think I'm gonna miss this hairdo. But maybe I can learn to redo it. I'm gonna learn magic, after all.

She slowly lowered me into the tub and I lied down on my stomach. "You don't have to thank me, I'm happy to help."

"Yeah I know. But I'm still grateful and you seem to go out of your way to help. But if you want me to I'll stop of course," I said as she grabbed a shower-head in her mouth and started showering me in warm water.

"No, it's just that you don't seem comfortable with giving thanks. It sounds a little... resigned," she said. Still with no noticeable difference despite the shower-head.

I sighed, part from muscles relaxing from the warm water, part from laying out personal shortcomings. "Like I said, my social side is a bit rusty. And I grew pretty sick of needing help over the years. It was difficult to feel grateful after a while" Redheart said nothing and I continued. "Still, it just feels proper to do so. Even so, it's pretty easy to thank you, so I hope I haven't made anyone else nervous by thanking them."

"Well, I normally wouldn't be this blunt with a foal. But you do seem a bit rough around the edges," Redheart commented.

I considered this for a few moments. "I can't tell if that's me or if it's you guys. No offense but so far ponies have seemed pretty uh, I dunno, tender? Socially I mean."

"Perhaps, it's just disheartening to see somepony so young being so... bitter."

I raised my eyebrows at this but quickly brought them down again so as to not let anything enter the enormous cavity that was my eye-socket. If these ponies are as soft as they seem, well, maybe I should try and adjust myself a bit to their level. "Listen, Redheart, I'm not gonna try and say that I'm not bitter, and I might not be the happiest person in history, but I'm also not unstable. Don't wear yourself out trying to change that."

Redheart grabbed a brush and started working on my coat. "It's just... difficult for me to see somepony like this and not helping."

"You're helping, believe me. I might show it with a hug some time, but not now. Interesting feeling, by the way. I've never had a coat to brush before." I was already plenty relaxed by the hot water, but this was like having a massage.

Redheart smiled behind the brush. "Did you say humans have manes?" she asked.

"Well, we just call it hair, but brushing it feels nothing like this."

Redheart chuckled and said "let's see how you like this then."

"Why, what are- Oh! Oooooh!" I said as she started running the brush through my voluminous mane. I let my head rest over the rim of the tub and closed my eye. One would think that a hairdo like that would have tangles like a... like a clever analogy that one simply does not care about while having one's mane brushed.

"... Gabe? Gabrielle? Are you awake?"

I softly opened my eye and looked around. I was in the bathroom, wrapped inside a pink, fluffy towel and sitting in the wheelchair. I let out a content sigh before answering. "Yeah. Did it happen again?"

"Mmm," Redheart answered. "While I was brushing your mane. I let you sleep as I finished washing you."

And managed to place me in the wheelchair by yourself, it seems. "How long?"

"Not long. About fifteen minutes," Redheart said and took the towel off me and hung it up on a rack, leaving me with still slightly damp, straight hair so long that it almost counted as a towel in itself.

Not nearly as long as in the beginning. "That must mean that it's wearing off?" I asked.

"If you mean the Wisp Shimmer-syndrome, then yes," she said and I felt something like an enormous electrical charge building up in my scalp.

I brought my hoof up to feel around my neck. "What's going on?" I said, trying not to sound nervous.

Redheart looked as she was about to answer when I touched my mane and it, along with my tail, practically exploded into the same shape as it had before the bath. I let out a startled "Ah!" and Redheart actually laughed loudly at the sight. As her laughter died down I softly touched my hair with a wide eye.

"So," she said after a while. "Are you ready to meet the princesses?"

I rallied from the surprise of my mane-spectacle. "You tell me," I said with a small smirk. "You're the one who insisted that I stank too much and I haven't had time to judge the results yet."

"You know what I mean," Redheart said and I could hear that she was smiling as she wheeled me out of the bathroom.

"Well, what are they like?" I asked.

We exited the room out into the hallway. "The princesses? I've never met Princess Celestia myself but everypony knows that she is as kind as she is wise," Redheart said before hastily continuing with "and that she's very wise."

"Okay," I said and gave an even nod. "That's comforting. By the way, do you have prosthetic eyes around here?"

"We've actually got an expert coming in to make you one," she said as we got to the end of the hall where Princess Twilight and her friends were waiting.

"You've got an expert coming in just for one person?" I asked.

"Well, yes," Redheart said like it was a matter of course. "There's nopony on-hoof for serious eye-injuries since they're not very common."

"They're not?" I said in a dubious tone. How can they not be? Eyes around here are huge! I wondered as I waved to the waiting ponies. "Hey, guys."

"Hi!" three of the six ponies said while Pinkie and Rainbow instead went with "heya!" and Applejack with a "howdy."

"So what's not what?" Rainbow asked as she suddenly hovered a few inched from my face.

"What's not what's not what?" I asked

"I dunno, that's why I'm asking."

"You've lost me, Rainbow Dash," I said and she suddenly flinched away. "What now?"

"Sorry," she said and landed. "It's just, your eye is kinda creepy." I realized that I had brought up both my lids and closed my right one again. "I was just wondering what you two we're talking about. Also, just "Rainbow" or "Dash" is cool."

"Oh, okay, uh eye-injuries, actually. Redheart said that they're not common and I thought that was strange. People around here have enormous eyes compared to back home," I said. "They're like tarsiers."

"What's a tarsier?" Twilght asked.

"Oh, it's a nocturnal monkey," I said. "Or no, they're probably primates. Anyway, they've got huge eyes. I think they probably live tranquil lives with such huge vulnerable spots on their faces."

"What vulnerable spots?" Twilight asked in confused voice.

"Their eyes," I said and looked dubiously at her. "What, eyes work differently around here?"

"Well, I don't know about Tellus, but eyes aren't very vulnerable around here, they're just very sensitive," Twilight said.

"Pff! Speak for yourself," said Rainbow, who had taken off again and was seemingly lounging in mid-air.

Twilight rolled her eyes. "Most creature's eyes are sensitive. Pegasi and other flyers often have a higher tolerance."

Rainbow was suddenly grabbed from the air, with a startled "Hey!", by Pinkie who held Rainbow's face up to me and said "Yeah, wanna see?" before shoving her hoof into Rainbow's eye and rubbing it lightly.

Rainbow showed no signs of discomfort at having her eyeball massaged by a lump of keratin, her only sign of displeasure being an exasperated "Pinkie..."

Pinkie let her go with a defensive "What? She was curious."

"Yeah, but your hoof was dirty," Rainbow said and started rubbing against her eyeball with the back of her hoof.

"Don't worry, Dash, I've got it." Applejack said as the removed her hat, picked out a handkerchief from it, spat in the handkerchief and used it to scrub Rainbow's eyeball.

"Oh yeah, that's so much better," Rainbow said, her voice thick like a sarcastic milkshake.

Her tone was one-upped by Rarity, however, who said "Yes, darlings. Please get the brutish mannerisms out of the way before we visit the castle."

I could only watch the scene with my mouth hanging open in disbelief. After a moment I heard Redheart's amused voice behind me. "Does that answer your question, Gabe?"

I didn't answer straight away. Instead I brought my hoof up to me eye and considered. People are always careful with their eyes, people using their spare are even more so. I closed my eye and poked it through the lid. It felt like a hard rubber-ball. I opened my eye again, thought for a moment, then lightly poked myself in the eye. I immediately brought down my eye out of reflex but the action didn't hurt nearly as much as it would've as a human. "Yeah," I said slowly in the darkness. "Yeah, that answers my question."

"Anyway," Twilight said loudly. "We should probably get going now unless we want to hurry."

We were walking down the streets of Canterlot on the way to the castle. And by that I mean that six of us were walking while I was sitting in a wheelchair looking slack-jawed at the eighth member of our group.

Rainbow was lying on top of a small cloud which was cruising along about ten feet of the ground. The altitude I could understand, after all, not only was Canterlot impossibly beautiful, as it turns out it was also on a mountain. But the cloud was about the size of a bed and managed to look Fluffy.

"You see?" Rainbow said triumphantly to me. "Nothing to it! You should see me clearing an overcast sometime."

"Did you get to the part about Cloudsdale in the book I gave you, Gabe?" Redheart asked.

"Well, yeah, I skimmed to it," I said slowly. I thought it meant that it was a city among the clouds, not made of clouds. "That's, that's really cool," I said, not able to hold back my awe.

"Yeah," Rainbow said nonchalantly. "Being a pegasus, especially one as awesome as me, is pretty cool, I admit."

When learning about the different types of ponies it seemed that I had been handed, or hoofed, the long stick, with alicorns seemingly off the table. But seeing Rainbow just being herself as a pegasus made me think the other options might not have been so bad. Earth ponies were apparently incredibly skilled and adaptive despite having no wings or magic horns. Unicorns suddenly doesn't seem that superior to pegasi, it might turn out the same way about earth ponies.

The streets were made of cobblestone but they were almost completely flat and I couldn't tell if it was by design or from wear. We crossed peacefully rippling rivulets on small bridges decorated with flowers and ribbons. The hospital and the castle were unsurprisingly located in central parts of the city, connected by large roads. But occasionally the scenery opened up and I could see picturesque parks and landscapes among the gently gleaming buildings, with lots of stylized shrubberies and those trees you see in movies in ancient Rome or Greece that I'm pretty sure are called cypress-trees.

No smog, no incessant din of tires on asphalt in the distance, no groaning old air conditioners. Those sounds you don't realize were there until they go away? There were so many of them gone from this magical equivalence to an urban landscape and I took in the fresh mountain air of Canterlot and thought "good riddance."

"Gabrielle? We're here."

I opened my eye and yawned. "I guess you're gonna laugh now, Rainbow. You seem like the type to do that," I said dejectedly.

"I won't say that you don't look absolutely adorable when you sleep, darling," an amused Rarity said as I turned to face her, with Fluttershy nodding in agreement. "Nor will I deny your assumption of our dear Rainbow Dash. But if she would laugh it would make her something of a hippocrite," she continued and gestured to the side where I saw Rainbow Dash snoozing peacefully on the cloud from earlier with Twilight apparently tugging it along with her magic.

"I can laugh if you want me to, though," Pinkie said. "You looked mostly cute and cuddly but it looked pretty fun too!"

"I'm okay with not being laughed at, thanks," I deadpanned.

"Okay, then I'll just cuddle since you looked so cuddly!" Pinkie said as she shot forward and hugged me, seemingly completely covering me in pink hair. I was about to protest but all my attention was drawn to all the knickknacks she had lying around in her mane. Things like a joke-nose, a monopoly-hat, a spanner, a picture of a gray pony with straight hair and something that looked like a driver's license.

We apparently started moving again and I heard Fluttershy's voice say "Uh, Pinkie, I think you're making her uncomfortable."

The pink was pulled back and I saw that we were standing in front of of a large flight of stairs leading to the entrance of a great hall. Someone else might have used the word "Vestibule", but having gone to medical school, I refrained from doing so.

"Alright, we're here," Twilight said, telekinetically lifted Rainbow of from the cloud, placed her in a standing position on the ground and gently shook Rainbow's head.

Rainbow stumbled a bit as she woke up. "Wha!? Hey! What gives!?"

"Oh," Twilight said and grabbed my wheelchair in her aura. "That was just a small payback for all the pranks you come up with all the time."

Rainbow looked thoroughly embarrassed as the other ponies sniggered at her. "You have no idea how much I had to practice that," Twilight said quietly to me. "The cochlea of pegasi makes them incredibly sensitive to the wrong sort of movement while they sleep."

"I believe you," I said absentmindedly as I took in the surroundings we were passing through. It wasn't the type of cramped medieval castle in grey bricks you see in pictures. It was bright, open, and somehow not cold like you might suspect a very open building almost entirely made of stone to be. At the end of the hall was another flight of stairs and I looked back to see that Redheart was still with us. No ramps on these stairs. As wonderful as this place seems so far, that's one point in Earth's favor.

My heart jumped so hard it hurt a little when two mannequins in armor standing at the sides of the foot of the stairs brought their forelegs up in a salute. The guards had been standing so still I though they were part of the decoration.

When we had ascended the stairs, I got another, slightly smaller shock as Twilight nodded to two more guards I had thought were mannequins who opened the large doors in front of us.

"This is the royal gallery," Twilight said as we entered. "It's where- oh!" She stopped herself when she saw who were in front of her.

Two regally tall, winged and horned ponies turned away from the stained glass-windows on our right to face us. All the ponies except Twilight and me bowed to them.

I had seen plenty of magical ponies by now, but none that looked as magical as these. One majestic, graceful-looking, midnight blue with a swirling mane made out of cloudless night, and the other an even larger, white, with a mane of an ethereal rainbow. Based on Redheart's description, and on Twilight's mannerisms, I assumed that it was okay that I didn't fling myself out of the wheelchair to bow as well. It looks a bit submissive, but going down on your knees as a pony around here seems more akin to casually sitting down, and just bowing your head doesn't seem to cut it. So yeah, I guess folding ones forelegs is all that's left.

"Please, rise," the white one said. This must be Princess Celestia.

The ponies did so. Redheart a little more hesitantly than the rest. Twilight just dipped her head respectfully. "Princess Celestia, Princess Luna. Allow me to present Gabrielle of Tellus."

The book I had read said that Celestia had ruled Equestria for what would probably be called "an age", or more, seeing how this was a magical world and all. And her smile was one that you probably would have to practice for millennia to achieve. "A pleasure to meet you, Gabrielle of Tellus. I am Princess Celestia. My sister and I bid you welcome to Equestria." She stepped forward and offered her hoof, which I slowly shook.

Princess Luna stepped forward, not to be outdone. "We hope the day finds you well, We are Princess Luna." Another hoofshake.

I could keep a stoic face, I think. I could also whip up a good response in a respectable time. Doing both was harder, though. But after struggling a bit I rallied. "Gabrielle Desrochers," I said and swallowed back my nervousness. "It's an honor to meet you, your majesties." Is it "majesty" if it's a monarch even though they're princesses? Argh, I should've asked.

My trail of thought was broken by Rarity's voice. "Hmm," she said. "Such fine manners, but I must ask: "Desrochers"?"

"Uh, my surname," I said, feeling a bit sheepish that it never came up before now.

"Just how many names do you have?" Rainbow asked.

"Well," I said. "If we start counting "of Tellus" as one it'll be four."

Rainbow was looking of to the side and seemed to be counting quietly to herself. "I'm counting five."

"What?" I asked.

"Yeah, "Gabrielle", "Gabe", "Gabby", "Desrochers" and "of Tellus"."

"Does two and three count?"

"No, they're nicknames. Anyway..." Twilight said before trailing off and looking at her fellow princesses.

"Ah, yes," Princess Luna said, sounding a bit pompous. "The royal banquet awaits." The two princesses turned around and walked down the hall.

Oh, well this was a short meeting. At least I got to see some interesting sights our way here. The princesses' manes flowed in an non-existent breeze and as Celestia's substantial, rainbow-colored mane swept over her sister's moon-adorned flank I had to put in an effort to not snigger at the impromptu Pink Floyd-reference. Luckily I was distracted by being wheeled forward fast enough to catch up with the diarchs.

What? Am I gonna be on this banquet? "Uh," I started carefully and looked around to make sure that the rest of the ponies were still with us. "Royal banquet?" I quietly asked Twilight, who was walking along beside me.

"Yes, of course," she noticed my confused look before continuing. "Don't worry, it'll all make sense soon."

I hadn't learned much about Equestria at this point, but it seemed similar enough to Earth that I could make qualified guesses about many things and it made me worry that this banquet was going to be of the baroque-fashion. The thought of doing anything other than playing along at this point sounded like a terrible idea, however. We moved down the carpeted corridors of the castle with guards constantly saluting our group constantly and the occasional other pony moving out of the way and bowing deeply. Despite the apparent size of the castle when seen from the distance, we didn't have to walk long, or climb any stairs, before arriving at a large hall with a long table and several very large, cushioned chairs around it. That was convenient. But come to think of it, this is probably far from the only hall that's suitable for a banquet.

I was helped by Redheart into my chair I glanced around and saw the others taking several different positions. Rarity was lying like a dignified cat, which the chairs were large enough to accommodate, Twilight much like Rarity except in a more casual manner, Rainbow lying on her back while leaning her elbow against the arm of her chair, and Pinkie was for some reason sitting like a human. I wonder if arm-chairs are called foreleg-chairs around here.

"Nurse Redheart," Celestia's soft voice said. "I'm a bit embarrassed to say that we did not think to invite you to this event directly, but you are welcome to join us."

Redheart dipped her head to Celestia. "I'm honored, your majesty," (Ah, that should answer that) she said before taking a place beside me and giving me smile after taking off her hat.

I was a bit relieved by the casual ways a lot of ponies where sitting in their chair. That, coupled with the apparent tenderness of at least Princess Celestia, gave me the courage to speak up. "Uh, I just wanna say that... I have no idea how to behave at a royal banquet so, I'm sorry if I do something inappropriate."

"Even should you offend intentionally," Princess Luna said. "It would behoove us to show you lenience."

"It would?" I asked with all the subtlety of a tornado.

"What my sister means, in this case" Celestia said. "is that you are the only visitor from your world. A world which has been connected to ours, however fleetingly, and could be so again."

I was about to ask more questions before Celestia continued. "As such, you are the font of all knowledge of your world of Tellus, or Terra, which, and I'm sorry to put such a responsibility on one so young, places you in a form of an ambassadorial role."

I was silent for a few moments as I considered this. Well, yeah, that makes sense I guess. Even so, an ambassador is a pretty high rank. How much do they expect of me? I'm not much of a people-person.

"Gabrielle, do you understand what I am saying?" Celestia said.

"Uh, yeah. I think I do," I said, a bit more absentmindedly than I would have liked to, seeing as how I was addressing actually ruling royalty.

"Of course; nopony expects you to perform all the duties of an actual ambassador," Celestia said in a calming yet apologetic tone. "Which would not be possible as there is no current correspondence between our worlds. I would never ask a foal to do such a thing."

That's a relief. Even so, I should address the age issue right away. "Uh, about that," I said. "I'm not sure you know this, but I'm twenty-six and by human standards that means I've been an adult for eight years."

The two princesses were looking at me with wide eyes in silence for a moment, before Luna said, in a very pedestrian tone, "it does?"

"Yeah," I said. "I thought it might be best to get that out in the open quickly. I think I've been worrying a few of your... subjects with my behavior."

"That still amazes me. I didn't see much, but I couldn't help notice how advanced humans of Terra seemed when I was studying them," Twilight said and before anyone could answer, a small train of carts with metal-covered food plates were rolled in from a door on the opposite side of where we entered by ponies with neutral expressions.

Everyone around the table went silent and looked in anticipation as they we had large plates covered in metal bowls placed in front of us by very gracefully moving ponies dressed in fancy clothing. From the waist up at least.

"We have received some information about your diet, Gabrielle," Celestia said. "And after consulting with a dear friend of ours, a diplomat called Arnfried, we asked our chef to prepare an old favorite of visiting gryphons."

I realized that I was in the presence of royal herbivores. Seeing as they were magical I wasn't sure how close they were to horsies back home, but I knew I had eaten horse meat and hoped that no one would be terrified or offended if that ever came out. Fruits and vegetables and nuts are fine but I tend to prefer a lot of it uncooked. I was starting to dread that I was going to have to sit and pretend to enjoy very small amounts of expensive salads. Would that be a banquet in magical pony-land? I thought. But before I could start fretting for real, the chefs removed the bowls to reveal...

Halloumi? Hey, I love halloumi! Back home, people wouldn't count this as a center part of a dinner, which I would have disagreed on. Score one for Equestria. I gave a smile and decided I should turn to share it with the ones who had brought the food in but they had already turned away and were heading back the way they came. There were other foods of course. Mostly salads but I was accustomed to salads in fancy locales being mostly decorative.

Everything was silent, I looked around to see that everyone were facing me with expectant looks and then jumped as I felt something brush against the side of my head. I looked around but there was no one withing reach of me.

"Gabrielle?" Celestia asked. "What's wrong?"

"Uh," I started, a lot less sure about the situation than I would've liked. "I just felt something."

"Felt what?" Applejack asked.

"Something brushing the side of my head."

Everyone was silent for a moment before Twilight spoke up. "Oh! That's right, Gabrielle, since you were a human you're probably not used to mobile ears." Then looked around at the others and said "human ears are in a fixed positions."

I reached up and tried to touch my left ear, but I had to look for it since it was folded down. Rainbow apparently found this royally amusing as the was trying to stifle a laugh with her hooves, Applejack was chuckling, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Redheart were giving me looks that one would give a sleeping puppy while Luna was looking at me with an utterly neutral expression and Celestia was giving me a comforting smile.

"Yeah, well, you were all looking at me," I grumbled a bit indignantly.

"It is proper custom to let the guest start with the meal," Luna said with no amount of impatience or disapproval that I could detect.

Oh, that's right! There are still meals in front of us. I looked at Redheart and gave her a look.

"Your majesties," Redheart said. "Gabrielle is unable to use her manipulation field at the moment and has no experience with unicorn magic, or magic of any kind, and I feel that this might not the the time for a lesson in basic telekinesis. I'll take it upon myself to help Equestria's guest with her meal."

Celestia smiled at her. "Your dedication is admirable," she said and her horn lit up.

Redheart's chair and her own food was brought into the air and landed close enough for her to help me. I gave her a grateful look and held out my hoof. She took my fork in her mouth and held it out for me to grab it with my wrist.

As she did, I considered the role of the hooves versus the role of the mouth as the primary ways ponies seemed to interact with the world around them. Humans had the handshakes and the hugs (mostly for people who aren't me), while ponies seemed to have the hoofshake. But at least Earth Ponies and probably pegasi as well seemed to also used their mouths to use tools and carry things around. I found an amusing thought in that if ponies decided to greet each other with their their other primary manipulator, there would be a lot of casual kissing going on all the time. That turned the amusing thought a bit somber as it reminded me of my mother. With a name like mine I guess it's not very surprising that I grew up being constantly pecked on the cheeks.

I shook some bittersweet memories away and focused on my food. I managed to stab a piece with my fork and bring it to my mouth. It might've been considered a bit of a mouthful as a human, but it was fine with a muzzle. There was probably joke in there about having a long face but I didn't bother thinking one up, I was too distracted by the food. It was fit for a king, or in this case a trio of princesses.

"So, Gabrielle Desrochers," Luna said a minute or so after everyone had started eating. "Would you mind telling us about yourself?"

I looked around at the magical, talking ponies that were looking at me. I'm the interesting one around here? "Well, in short I'm a twenty six year old radiologist, specializing in magnetic resonance scanning. It's a technology for scanning people medically," I said.

Luna nodded while looking politely interested before continuing. "Pray tell, in what situation were you in when you moved from Terra to Equestria?"

Twilight's face grew red. "I... can't believe I forgot to ask that," she said in a low voice.

She had assumed the worst before so I decided to give her the unexciting truth. "I was just preparing to go home for the day, closing down shop at the department where I work. An MRI-machine requires special rooms to house it and everyone else had already left. I was just putting out the lights when suddenly I was here in Equestria, in the body of a pony." I tried to remember the details about it but it just seemed so mundane of a situation, before I remembered my state after arriving and letting out a small, slightly horrified laugh. Everyone around looked at me wonderingly. "I just remembered, I got here without my clothes, if they stayed behind, the only thing people would've found of me the next day would be a set of clothes and a prosthetic leg and eye lying beside the machine... they must've freaked out," I said with a nervous chuckle.

Luna frowned ever slightly at this. "Not the ideal first interaction between out worlds," she said.

Twilight's ears drooped and she seemed to struggle to find something to say. I decided to help her out. "I'm sure it'll be fine." Not the most reassuring response, but it's the truth. I absentmindedly reached for the glass in front of me.

"May I steer the conversation in a more pleasant direction?" Celestia said in a cheerful voice while turned to her sister.

"If our guest does not disapprove, sister dear," Luna said as I took a drink.

Celestia faced me with a cheery but questioning look on her face. Ugh. Please don't say that we have to dance around issues like this in order to be polite, I thought as I took a gulp of some very nice soft drink or other. I shrugged noncommittally.

"I just thought I'd point out that Gabrielle seems to adjust very smoothly to being a pony," Celestia said and gestured towards me.

At first I was a bit confused until I realized that I was looking at her through the bottom of a glass. I carefully removed the glass from my mouth and looked at it as it was pressed by some invisible force against my hoof. Worried that I might mess up by thinking about what I was doing I carefully places the glass down of the table and simply opened my fingers. The glass was released and I looked at my hoof.

"I have to say, Gabe," Redheart said and gave me a smile. "It took the rest of us a lot more time than four days before we learned to use our hooves to grip things with."

Don't cheer too loudly yet, I've only managed it once. I brought my hoof to the fork and tried grabbing it. Science is repeatable, after all.

I hovered with my hoof over the utensil in what I assumed was like holding a hand with your palm down, and grabbed simply willed my fingers to close, grabbing the fork in the process. The fork was lifted from the table and looked as if attached to the hoof. My "fingers" for lack of a better word, felt... not exactly numb. It's difficult to describe to someone who has not felt it themselves, but receiving signals from non-existent parts of your body was something I was familiar with, and so was this sensation. Luckily, this time it didn't seem to include periods of pain and spikes of outright agony.

I felt pleased about what I had achieved though. If I can move around with magic and practice some telekinesis, I'll be ahead of myself as a human. I looked around and saw the others around the table having surprised and impressed expressions. "What?" I asked.

"That is an impressive display," Luna said. "how far does your reach extend?"

"I'm sorry?" I asked. I'm guessing she's not talking about how long my foreleg is, she can probably tell.

"How far from your hoof can you hold your utensil?" Luna said.

I simply shifted the fork between what would have been my index and middle fingers.

I noticed that Twilight's horn had lit up and she looked concentrated. She "powered down" and spoke up. "No wonder she couldn't use her field, it's been reshaping to look like human digits."

Princess Luna looked on in interest and her sister looked pleased. "A joyous development," Celestia said. "I certainly hope that this helps you during your time in Equestria."

"No doubt," I said and speared another piece and put it in my mouth. Aaah, that feels satisfying. "People seems to have gone out of their ways to help me since arriving here, it's gonna be nice to regain some independence. I felt like I was taking up a little too much of everyone's time."

"Please do not think anything of the sort, dear Gabrielle. I wish for you to feel welcome among my little ponies."

A pang of sadness shot through me and just managed to keep back a small grimace. Or at least I thought I did, but not thoroughly enough to fool a millennia-old divine monarch. "Gabrielle? What's wrong?" Celestia asked.

This is one of the many reasons I like alone-time. Every now and then something comes up and I get emotional, sometimes I don't even know why. "Oh, nothing. Just remembering."

"Was it something I said?" Celestia asked.

I'm not as fast of a learner as I might've sometimes liked, but I had already figured out that fooling Princess Celestia required more than my measly skills of deception. I nodded. "Well, yes. What you said reminded me of my mother," I said and winced inwardly. This might not have been much for someone else but for me this was like pouring my heart out to nine almost-strangers.

"I'm sorry," Twilight said and looked down. "I've taken you from your family."

Ah... I had gotten the feeling that something was chewing at her. Well, I would've preferred to not have a heart-to-heart with, well, anyone. But if Twilight is beating herself up about something that's no longer an issue then I really should intervene. "No, you haven't," I said.

Twilight looked at me and for a second I saw a flash of relief across her features before her eyes widened. "What do you mean?"

Alright, time for sharing, I guess. Let's see, do not sound bitter, sad, apathetic or angry.. "They're gone," I said. Well, I guess melancholic will have to do. It's better than that time I tried sounding flippant about it. Never doing that again. "That accident I told you about?" I said and looked around at the shocked ponies. "They didn't make it."

I was growing a bit sick of the looks of utter horror I got from ponies whenever I revealed anything about myself so tried to get the conversation over with as quickly as I could. "And to clarify, your majesty," I said and turned to Celestia and tried to give her my best don't-worry-about-it expression. "When you said "my little ponies", it reminded my of my mother who used to call me "my little Koh-I-Noor" when I was younger."

Celestia's head dropped a little and she gave me a sad look. "I see. I hope I did not tear open old wounds with my remark."

"Mm, Poked a tender spot, perhaps," I said and took another bite. "Anyway, if you're gonna show me lenience, I'm gonna show you some back."

"Even so," Celestia said. "I'm sorry."

"If you feel that it's something that merits an apology then I'll accept it," I said. "but I prefer it when... how do I put this? I don't like it when people react like me losing my parents is the end of the world. Because It felt like it, at the time. And it would be nice to not be reminded of that as often."

"Then I hope you'll accept my apology for doing so," Celestia said.

"I'm not going to hold it against you for showing me empathy," I said.

The sadness in Celestia's smile lessened somewhat. "You are interestingly mature for your age."

"Like I said, I've been an adult for years," I said and looked around. Most still looked very sad at the news about my parents. "So no," I said with emphasis to Twilight. "You have not separated me from my family. No siblings and with parents that didn't have any siblings either. Now, I'm not gonna say that no one will miss me, but I had just moved to a new town to run the department where I worked and I don't make friends fast, so I only had acquaintances."

This did not seem to help. "You didn't have any friends?" She asked.

I just can't win, can I? I let out a sigh. "I'm trying to cheer you guys up, can you start going with the program already?"

I felt a hoof touch my foreleg and turned to see Redheart looking at me. "I told you earlier, Gabe, this is difficult to listen to. And as you told me, yes, we ponies are emotionally tender."

I rolled my eye. "I've noticed. And that's why I'm trying to tell you not to worry." I turned to the other ponies and said "look, I don't like telling people off, especially when they're showing that they care, but it was a long time ago and nothing can be done about it."

Everyone around the table looked sad but Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were practically looking heartbroken. "We're just trying to make you feel better," Pinkie Pie said.

"Yes, I appreciate that. And if you guys would cheer up then it would work, too. I get that you care, but making everyone feel down is not helping me cheer up," I said.

"We understand," Fluttershy said.

"And I get it that you guys came all the way from Ponyville just to visit me. So, seriously, thank you."

And that's when almost everyone got out of their seats, walked up to me and gave me a big hug. No! Too much. Abort. Abort! Agh! We're all technically naked, too!

The princesses had moved up behind us and were standing there with satisfied expressions when the hug finally broke. "It seems that the dinner is drawing to a close," Celestia said. I looked down on the plates and saw that they were all empty. "And evening is drawing nearer. Perhaps you would like to view your new living arrangements, Gabrielle?"

"New living arrangements?" I asked.

"Of course," Luna said. "We spoke with Doctor Staff earlier and she approved of releasing you from the hospital. And through no fault of your own you now find yourself without means. We will provide for Equestria's newest diplomatic visitor."

"Provide how?" I asked.

"We're giving you a suite in the castle, Gabrielle," Celestia said. "And possibly arranging for medical visits," she continued and looked a bit uneasily at me. I sheepishly closed my right eyelid.

"Shall we?" Luna said and started moving towards a door.

We moved through the castle and I realized that I had been too stunned to express my gratitude for the princesses offer. But being as perceptive as the princesses seemed to be, I assumed that they got the gist of it.

"By the way, Gabrielle. Why did your mother call you "Koh-I-Noor"?" Rarity asked.

"The Koh-I-Noor is a famous diamond. And she called me that after my middle name, Eleanor," I said.

"More names?" Rainbow asked.

As before, servants bowed and guards saluted as we moved through the magnificent castle and we ascended two fairly significant flights of stairs before we reached a large door on the side of a decorated hallway. Beside the door stood large vases with flowers and the floor was covered by a red carpet which I assumed was very soft but I never touched as I was wheeled along in my chair.

Princess Luna opened the door with her blue aura and we filed in. "Would these accommodations be to your liking?" she asked.

I looked around the suite. I was very large but still managed to look cosy. The orange sun illuminated a large bed with bedposts and night stands which took up one side, surrounded by a large number of cushions in different sizes, some of them looking like comfortable sleeping spots, themselves. A vanity and changing area with wardrobes on another side, which seemed a bit superfluous as I had seen very little in the way of clothes so far. A large, decorated window and glass door took up one wall which led out to a balcony and could be covered by a set of curtains. A door on the far side of the wall obviously led to a private bathroom and in one corner was a study area that could be covered by another set of curtains. Strategically placed to be enjoyed while being located in several of the room's areas was a large fireplace with an armchair in front of it. Add to it all was a lot of carpets and a few potted plants. In short, it was almost unnervingly luxurious. "I'm not sure anyone could ever have a problem with this," I said quietly.

"Oh, what a marvelous room, darling," Rarity said. "You have to let me stop by sometime and let myself get some inspiration."

"Yeah," Rainbow said. "There's not a lot that beats a cloud home, but this is pretty close. Nice pad, short stuff"

"Please excuse us, everypony," Luna said and she and Celestia opened the door to the balcony and stepped out. The sun had turned a pleasant orange and as the princesses' horns lit up and the sun descended beyond the horizon and the castle was instead covered in moonlight as the stars shone brightly in the night sky.

The princesses walked back in and Celestia spoke up. "Everypony, Gabrielle is still suffering from the later stages of Wisp Shimmer-syndrome. The more she rests up the sooner she can start learning magic."

I didn't need any more motivation than that. "Thanks for everything today, you guys," I said. Which turned out to be something of a mistake as it resulted in another group hug.

"We'll see you tomorrow, okay?" Twilight said as they all walked out, except Redheart.

"I'm just gonna help her into bed, your majesties," she said. and moved me up to the bed.

"Of course," Princess Celestia said. "Gabe, if you ever need any assistance, just say the words room-service, please. This will summon somepony to aid you."

I shifted my eye as I tried to figure out how that was supposed to work. "What, really?"

"Of course," Luna said as Redheart positioned herself over me and I grabbed hold. "Our little ponies pride themselves in their diligence. Visiting dignitaries leave Canterlot with high thoughts about the castle staff."

Redheart put me down on the bed. "So it works through magic?"

"Indeed," Luna said. "And similarly, the guards will respond when you say the words "guards" thrice in short succession.

"Uh, cool," I said as Redheart threw the cover over me and I looked dejectedly at the princesses. "And now your latest diplomatic visitor is being tucked in in front of you."

Princess Celestia put her hoof to her mouth and held back a laugh. "This is not the first time that's happened."

It sounded like an interesting story there but it might be another time for that.

"Also, thanks today, Gabe," Redheart said.

"What for?"

"I got to attend to a royal banquet thanks to you," she said and winked at me. "Goodnight."

"Yes, we wish you a pleasant night," Luna said as the three ponies started moving towards the door. "We shall continue to keep your dreams peaceful."

I had been about ready to call it a day when that caught my attention. "Wait. What do you mean?" I asked. Celestia gave us a smile and she and Redheart walked out while Luna stayed behind.

"We are the Princess of The Night and the guardian of the astral realm. We watch over our subjects' dreams and keep their rest calm and joyous," she stated proudly.

"You mean you've watched over me in my dreams before?"

"Well, not exactly," she said. "When you first arrived we noticed that somepony had suffered from a rabidly feverish dream. It turned out to be you, no doubt because your affliction as well as your transformation into your current form."

"I think I remember that..." I said.

"Yes, so we quelled your troubled mind and let you deal with your predicament subconsciously, without interrupting your rest and waking you with disorienting images."

"You helped me come to grips with my situation in my dreams?"

"Yes," she said and failed to stifle a yawn. Well, that explains a bit.

"Long night?" I asked.

"More like short day," she said. "Please don't tell our sister we slipped out of royal decorum."

It was actually a bit comforting to see the up until now no-nonsense diarch act a bit casual, if only for a moment. "You, uh, work night shifts?"

Luna nodded. "That is one way to put it."

"So you got up early to attend the banquet?" I asked.

"Certainly. It would be poor form to refrain from attending."

"Wow. Thanks. But, uh, does that mean that you see what people dream about."

Luna looked at me for a second. "Well, we have ways of telling whether our presence would be welcome or not," she said and rubbed the back of her neck with a hoof. "Even so, when visiting dreams, one should be careful not to reveal one's presence too soon. More than once we have entered dreams of mares being visited by stallions."

I thought for a about a second about that before I burst into a furious snigger. Luna no doubt thought it was a girly giggle but it had more to do with me being reminded of when I sat down on my remote control last week and zapped on my TV, whereupon I ended up watching a very humorous documentary about Fabio, where the word "stallion" was extensively used.

My "stamina fluctuations" acted up again and I feel asleep on a bright note, even though I didn't notice.

Keepsakes

Glow Blue. (Alternate, homage-title: The Color Of Magic)

Long, long before recorded history, fire had been revered by humans as something supernatural. It could fend off wild predators, cook food and captivate an audience. It could heal, it could wound, it could destroy, it could renew. And as humans long ago set their gaze on distant lands, they had to rely even more on fire as they moved away from their ancestral continent. For warmth, light, and comfort.

With early humans having witnessed fire do such remarkable things, it was no wonder that fire had been revered as if it was magic. It wouldn't surprise me if there was some part of the human brain that was hardwired to regard that oh so common chemical reaction as something mystical.

However, there is one very old concept that hadn't been granted nearly as many supernatural traits like fire, but which also filled a vital role in the early days of mankind, still used on modern day and probably would remains so in the foreseeable future. Like fire, it was vital to human's survival as they trekked across the vast lands of their home planet. It kept them safe, and warm, and had been part of human's everyday life since before civilization. And I was enjoying it right now.

I put my hoof on it and adjusted it. Sometimes, a nice blanket really helps.

And it really helped. Having the basics covered did wonders for the human psyche, at least as far as I could remember from school.

I couldn't quite shake the feeling that I really ought to get some sleep, however. After the initial excitement of arriving in Equestria, my old habits were starting to kick in, which included worrying during sleepless nights as that meant tough days at work. Despite being safe and sound I was feeling anxious about my situation. I know Twilight probably felt guilty about putting me in this situation, and it was nice of her and her fellow princesses to help me. But even so, I had been granted a lot for very little.

Despite the classical aesthetics in Canterlot, it was obvious that this was not antiquity, where a privileged few enjoyed life at the expense of a massive slave population. No, like where I came from, this was a land of surplus where means and resources were distributed to avoid poverty and starvation. And so I had expected some aid from established agencies, like foster care or something since apparently I'm young enough to be considered an orphan around here, and things of that nature.

I did not, however, expect a suite at a castle my first night outside of a hospital. And that's where my anxiety came from, as well as my desire for sleep. I was never very comfortable with the idea of just being given things for nothing, and the only way to repay my benefactors were to take any responsibilities I was given seriously, even if, according to Twilight, the issues of establishing contact between Earth and Equestria would remain purely academic for what could be a long time.

So yeah, it's probably nothing worth worrying about, since it's not a pressing matter. Just relax. The princesses are probably busy so you have plenty of time to get your sleeping patterns in order. Which, by the way, they're fully aware are not normal at the moment.

Having stopped myself from getting a stomach ulcer for the moment, I rolled over and tugged at the bed-curtains in order to see the starry night sky through the very large window that took up a significant part of a wall. I had never slept in a bed with curtains before. It was cozy.

I was lying there when I heard a clank in the distance. It didn't seem important, just like someone either dropped a metal tray down the corridor, or a very large tray several corridors down. But I felt the sensation of my ear swiveling towards the door and then swiveling back. Only one did, and I assumed that it was because the other one was pinned beneath me.

Figuring that I could have a relaxingly educational moment by trying to familiarize myself with my new form, I tried to swivel my ears independent of sound or mood. It didn't seem to work.

I tried something similar to a trick I learned when I was a kid, when I managed, by focusing my eyes on the tip of my index finger and slowly touching the bridge of my nose, to become cross-eyed at will. I felt confident I could technically still align my muscles the same way, but the trick just wasn't the same when one eye was artificial and didn't follow the other very well at the best of times. I rolled over to my other side again, and with one of the bedposts being behind me, I used the super-equestrian(-by-Earth-standards-but-obviously-mundane-by-Equestrian[the realm, as opposed to the genus]-standards)-flexibility of my foreleg to tap a bed-post behind me and sure enough, my ear swiveled to locate the sound.

I took note of the sensation and concentrated. After only a few tries I could move my ear back and forth. Well, that was easy. Twenty more minutes and I could probably do this with both ears independently and in every direction. I guess this is nothing special around here.

I rolled over again to look at the rich night sky. I had seen pictures of the stars as seen near the equator back home of course. But even that paled in comparison to the soft light and the comforting purple tinge that radiated from this alien heaven.

I was musing about how fitting Twilight's name was and whether the purple tinge actually came from the sky or if it was the result of ponies around here being at least partially nocturnal, which didn't seem unlikely considering how large their eyes were, when suddenly fatigue gripped me. Ah, here we go.

I awoke to the sound of hooves clopping on tiles. Or rather, a minute awareness of the world around me mingled with a very deep state of sleep, and I perceived something which seemingly several moments later my brain registered to be the sound of hooves, which was also muffled by a carpet.

I think we're all familiar with this situation. In visual media it's often relayed with a close-up shot of eyes of the character the story currently focuses on, then a distant sound is heard, often a disembodied voice that's gradually becoming clearer as the eyes of aforementioned characters starts stirring. As is often the case, my own experience was cut short by a sudden and unpleasant sensation, but not by a bucket of cold water or punch of the face as often happens in fiction. No, I was simply startled by having the face of a horse very close to mine.

So I was shocked into a fully awake state and involuntarily tried to give a startled cry just before this fully awoken state was reached, which resulted in the startled cry coming out as a vaguely displeased-sounding groan. Further bizarre was the fact that a part of my brain that wasn't startled chastised other parts for such a reaction in a world inhabited by talking ponies. As this was happening I instinctively splayed back my ears to avoid having them nibbled on.

Interesting contrast between the reactions there, dummy.

It was unlikely that the majority of my mental scrambling showed on the outside, as the pony simply cleared his throat into a hoof and stood at attention. He was wearing an armor identical to the expressionless guards I had seen yesterday with the same sky-blue mane, and his coat was white with a slightly dull purple tinge to it.

"I'm sorry for startling you, madam. But I have been ordered to inform you that breakfast is about to be served if you would be interested in sharing it with the royal sisters," the pony said in a confident sounding voice. As I was trying to get my bearings he started looking nervous and suddenly added "I am also to deliver a gift to you from the esteemed Lady Rarity."

"Uhuh," I started and looked around. Breakfast... morning... you have breakfast in the morning. It's morning now, I guess. Guard here, have breakfast. Also, gift. I tried picking myself up from my pillow and wobbled a bit. "What gift?" I asked and woke up more thoroughly as I realized that the duvet had fallen down and revealed my chest.

Fur, dummy. And there's nothing to cover, anyway.

"An... accessory," the guard stated. "To cover your injury which, and I'm sorry if I'm speaking out of turn here, Madam, I would appreciate if you could conceal."

I looked at him for a few seconds before registering that I still didn't have a prosthetic eye and closed my right eyelid. "Right, thanks for the reminder. What do you mean, 'an accessory'?"

I noticed the guard's wings as he opened up one of them and retrieved something from beneath it with his mouth.

It was an eye-patch. Not one of those black leather patches you see in pirate movies, nor a huge band-aid, but a white, soft looking textile variant with a three-point attachment. "Would this be to your liking?"

Many things are in favor of the idea of covering up a gaping hole in your head and few things are against the idea. I groggily blinked the sleep from my eye and said "Uh, sure."

The guard placed the patch in his hoof and held it out to me. "Would you like some assistance?" he asked.

I managed to mutter "yes, please. Just gimme a moment," between a double yawn. I stretched and tried to shake myself awake. "Alright, go ahead," I said and shuffled closer to the edge and sat up straighter."

The guard placed the eye-patch over my eye after I leaned my head back, or up, with my new anatomy. He then maneuvered the elastic strings through my mane and started tying it to the back of my head with his mouth, which I would have liked to see. So, are there going to be introductions? Is it inappropriate for military personnel to pursue familiarity with officials, at least the rank-and-file? Also, doesn't "rank-and-file" originally refer to the placement in a combat-formation? Do they have muskets around here? That term might be meaningless if they don't. I wonder if I'm watching too many history-documentaries.

The guard was stiff and shaking slightly and my mane was no doubt causing some problems, so it was time-consuming but he eventually finished fastening the eye-patch and when I leaned my head forward again I felt it press against my head. I tried opening my eye and gave it an experimental tug with my hoof, but it was placed firmly enough to not fall off just like that, and it didn't feel like it was digging into my skin but resting snugly like an expertly placed bandage. "Feels good, thank you," I said.

He looked at me for a moment before averting his gaze, seeming lost on how to respond. I considered simply asking him if there was anything else, but he was starting to look flustered and instead I decided to help him out by holding out my hoof for him and saying "Gabrielle Desrochers."

This made him recover and tried shaking my hoof with his right before catching himself and using his left hoof instead. He wrapped his considerably larger fetlock (I had just remembered that term and I was pretty certain that it was the right one) around mine and cautiously shook it. "I, uh, name's Armor, private in the Canterlot Royal Guard."

Amazingly enough it seemed like I was the socially smooth one in the room and decided to accept the responsibility of that at the moment. "A pleasure to meet you, Private," I said.

"Uh, the, erm, the pleasure is mine, Madam," He said.

Once more, it seemed like he had run out things to say before his business here was concluded. I thought back to what he had said recently and pressed the conversation forward. "Did you mention something about a breakfast, Private? Or Armor? What should I call you?"

He jumped and looked a bit sheepish. "Oh, yeah, did you want to have breakfast now, madam? And I think it would be best if you called me 'Private'. And, uh, to that I should add that I have no relation to the Captain."

"Now seems like a good time as any to have breakfast. And do you share a name with your Captain?" I asked.

"Yeah, Captain Shining Armor. Like I said, no relation. So, I'm to escort you to the dining hall, madam."

"Thank you, Private," I said and waited a moment for Armor to act, which he didn't. "Ehm," I said and gestured in his direction before continuing. "Proceed?"

I noticed that Armor looked very nervous before he answered. "Aah, I'm sorry, madam, but would you like to be moved to the dining hall in your wheelchair?" he said. I looked at the wheelchair standing halfway between the bed and the door, briefly wondering if it shouldn't be returned to the hospital soon.

I've dealt with his kind before, people who are terrified of offending the handicapped to the point of almost ceasing to function in their proximity. But I realized that I shouldn't blame him too harshly. I'm a high-ranking official, at least on paper. And judging by the guards yesterday his specialty might not include much beyond standing still. "Yes," I said and gave him a small smile, as I've found that those are better in situations like this than bigger ones. "Would you like some pointers?"

"Oh, madam! I couldn't ask you to-" he said before realizing that things were not proceeding expediently as they were. "Yes, please," he concluded and hung his head slightly.

"Well, it's quite simple, Private. You see that thing?" I said and gestured to the wheelchair; Armor looked at it and nodded. "Help me get into it. It's as straightforward as it sounds."

He turned back to me and hesitated. "Do I, uh... Pick you up, Madam?"

I put on a mock thinking-face and slowly nodded. "That would be a very sensible approach, Private."

"Okay," he said and inspected me like I was a canyon he had been charged with building a bridge over. "So, I uh. I just uuh," he mumbled while experimentally shooting out his hooves and pulling them back while considering how to best carry me.

I performed a spectacular roll of my eye and threw of my cover before simply saying in a firm voice "Private, pick me up and put me down in the chair!"

The startled Armor sprung into action. He shot his forelegs under me, picked me up in them while he took off with his wings, and carried me to the wheelchair in flash. Before I knew it, I found myself gently placed in the wheelchair with an eye open wide in surprise.

I blinked my surprise away before turning to Armor. "Very good, Private. I take it you've done this before?"

The guard looked shocked at what he had just done but my words and rage-less expression slowly calmed him down. "Ah, yes. All part of basic training, madam."

I nodded, my thoughts about the soldier having been raised. "This next part seems easy," I said helpfully.

"Oh! Of course, madam," he said and started wheeling me towards the door.

"So," I said as we proceeded down the hall and through a pair of open doors where two other guards nodded at us. "Is 'madam' the proper way to refer to someone in my position?" I asked Armor.

"Uh, yes, madam," Armor said. "Unless it displeases you."

I considered this for a while. It makes me sound old. But as a pony, I apparently have to actually grow old before I'm even considered anything other than young so I guess that's maybe not an issue...

'Madam'... A title, referring to someone important. Who probably has a high opinion of herself.

"Private," I said.

"Yes, madam?" Armor answered.

"I would prefer it if you did not refer to me that way."

"Are... are you sure, mada- uhm, miss?"

"I'm sure," I said firmly.

"Well. If you insist, miss," Armor said hesitantly.

"If it helps I can reserve the right to change my mind, Private," I said.

"Yes, ma- miss, certainly."

We got to a flight of stairs and Armor stopped in from of them. He was probably right to be apprehensive about this since they were pretty significant and a quadruped might have difficulty smoothly wheeling someone down them. It could probably work, but it would have to take time and if he for some reason had to let go there wouldn't be much I could do to stop myself from tumbling down the steps.

We both looked around but there were no guards in sight right here. In fact, though there was a faint sound of kitchen-activity in the distance, this part of the castle was very quiet at the moment. I figured the time of day was to blame.

"Figures," Armor said dejectedly.

"Don't like the idea of going away to ask for help?" I asked.

"Well, no, ma- miss," he said.

"Why isn't there anyone else here?"

"Shift change," Armor said. "Give it a few minutes and you'll never have noticed that it happened."

"Okay," I said. "So we'll just wait a few minutes."

"If you think that's best, miss," Armor said hesitantly.

"... Why don't you want help with this? I asked. "I definitely need help with this."

"I'd, erm... rather not say, miss," Armor said and looked to his horseshoes.

"Okay?" I said slowly, looked around, and thought for a moment. "So, how about you pick me out of this thing, fly me down there, and then go back up and get the chair?"

He perked up at this before looking apprehensive. "I... would not want you to feel undignified when I leave you down there, miss."

Thinking back to the past few days when I had suffered (still suffering, actually) from what could be described as acute narcolepsy and magical incontinence, needed help to relieve myself in the bathroom, and being lugged around by giant dogs like a ragdoll, I confidently said "Private, I have no problem with you leaving me for a few seconds a mere flight of stairs away."

"But- Yes, miss," Armor said and picked me out of the chair, spread his wings and glided down the stairs before gently sitting me down, facing the base of the stairs. He then flew up the stairs, grabbed the wheelchair by the handles with his hooves, and flew down with it. Or he would have, but the handles slid off the bars when he was about two steps down and the chair came crashing down the stairs.

It was headed in my direction and I quickly rolled over to my stomach to get some leverage to push myself to my left, hoping that I didn't have to go some other direction to avoid being hit by a renegade wheelchair.

"Miss Gabrielle, watch out!" Armor shouted in panic, dropping the handles and flying down after the wheelchair to try and grab it. I bent my head back and tried to determine where the chair was going to land. It wasn't easy and only having one eye certainly didn't help, but I took my chances and jumped, sort of, to my left.

It turned out to be right choice as the wheelchair slammed into where I had been a moment before, the smaller wheels in the front coming loose and the axle of one of the larger ones bending somewhat. I let out a sigh of relief before Armor landed beside me. "Miss Gabrielle! Are you alright!?" he asked in a panicked voice as he started turning me over with his hooves and inspecting me everywhere, almost, while flapping his wings to stay aloft just off the ground so that he could use both forelegs while one of the handles, (hoofles?) gently bounced down beside us.

"Yeah. I'm fine," I said, but it did come a bit disoriented as I was turned over so that Armor could check me for injuries.

He finally seemed happy I wasn't gonna keel over in his forelegs before gently putting me down. He took a step back and slowly let out a deep breath before bowing his head and saying "Miss Gabrielle. My negligence almost caused you serious injury. With your permission I will collect my commanding officer posthaste; he will help you determine any disciplinary action."

I blinked in surprise before looking at the chair lying on its side. I could tell that the thing wasn't heavy. Had I gotten it flat on me I suspected the likely result would be an angry bruise or two, maybe a slight concussion if it landed squarely on my head. I looked back at Armor, who hung his head in shame. "Armor," I said slowly. "It was an accident. I don't want anyone punished for this."

Armor looked up at me. "This... was a most shameful display, Miss Gabrielle. It would be appropriate to let this be a lesson for me."

I raised an eyebrow at this and shook my head at that somewhat bizarre idea. "Are you saying that you wouldn't learn from this without punishment?" I asked in disbelief.

"I, uh," Armor said hesitantly. "It would be... unbecoming for a royal guard to commit such a mistake without any."

He seemed pretty set on this but an idea struck me. "Well, Private Armor. It is my opinion that you acted admirably and I would be offended should someone be punished for that. I reject the notion that you should suffer for appropriate action. Now, I feel that the matter of breakfast is more pressing, take me to the dining hall." I said, with as much conviction as I could muster, channeling my inner archaic era bureaucrat.

Armor looked stunned for a moment before answering. "Of course, miss."

He picked me up like earlier and we slowly flew down the halls of the palace, getting strange looks from any guards we passed by. Even if we were only two feet of the ground, it still felt a bit exciting to actually be flying even though it was not very unlike a wheelchair. It was slightly mitigated by the fact that I was held like I was on the cover of a cheesy romance-novel. I very pointedly did not put my foreleg around Armor's neck.

We weren't going very fast, which I assumed was because Armor was terrified that he was going to drop me. "You seem nervous, Private," I said when we were in a long corridor outside the hearing range of any guards, which, by the way, were the only inhabitants around at the moment. The staff must be busy elsewhere and perhaps residents weren't up yet.

"Uhm, I am, miss."

"Because what just happened?" I asked.

"Yes, miss."

"Still not over the idea about punishment, Private Armor?"

He paused for a moment before answering. "No, miss."

I tried imagining myself in his (horse)shoes. If he's supposed to represent the royal guard, it would indeed be unbecoming to almost cause an injury on a newly arrived official. His peers are supposed to be very proud of their work and any mistake would reflect poorly on them as a whole. "If it's any consolation, Private, I could have a word with your commanding officer some time."

"I," he hesitated before continuing. "Of course, miss."

"Preferably before you do."

"Yes, miss." He seemed to get lost in thought before speaking up. It would have to be a short conversation as we were nearing the dining hall I had been in before. "Would you allow me a question, miss?"

"Shoot."

"Aren't you upset, miss?" he asked.

"About the wheelchair?" I asked back.

"Yes."

"Not really, nothing happened" I said. "I might be if it's gonna be a regular thing, though," I added.

"I... I will do all in my power to prevent that, miss!" he said with conviction.

"Well, how can I doubt anyone who's that convincing?" I said as we went through the doors into the same dining hall as yesterday.

Around the table was Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, together with Applejack and Fluttershy, all sitting in the same spots as yesterday. Celestia and Fluttershy sported bathrobes with their hair done up in simple ties, and interestingly enough, Fluttershy's robe had some trimmings and embellishments, while Celestia's looked outright plain. They looked up and gave us surprised looks when we entered.

"Good morning, Gabrielle," Celestia said as she set a teacup she had been levitating down on the table. Apparently, breakfast had just started. "I see you've found an expedient mode of transport."

I leaned my face away from Armor's, as the amount of heat his had started radiating felt worrisome. "The wheelchair broke its bonds and claimed freedom in a spectacularly short lived manner," I said as Armor gently put me down on a chair he apparently picked at random. I ended up in the one Redheart had occupied yesterday. The rest of the ponies around the table gave me questioning looks. "I mean that it fell apart on the way here and crashed down the stairs. And, good morning, everyone."

The rest of the assembled ponies responded while Armor hesitated beside me. I gave him a casual smile, then he bowed to the princesses and flew back the way we came.

"Well," Luna said, and I noticed that an opossum was sitting on the table beside her and nibbling on a piece of pastry. "That will simply not do. A proper mode of transportation will need to be acquired."

"I'll put Kibitz on it," Celestia noted as she levitated her tea back up to her mouth.

"What happened?" Fluttershy asked as a pony who had apparently moved up very quietly beside me started laying out a collection of vegetarian foodstuffs in front of me and pouring me a cup of tea.

"Private Armor was wheeling me through the halls when we came to the stairs in the middle of guard change. I suggested that he fly me down first and then fly the chair down. But the handles came loose mid-flight and the chair tumbled down the stairs," I said as I lifted the lids of various little cups in front of me and inspected the food.

"Good thing you weren't in it," Applejack noted.

"Mmhm," I mumbled and nodded, my mouth full of pear.

"Doesn't explain why he looked so nervous though," she continued.

I swallowed down and continued. "He thought he messed up and seemed afraid I was gonna get hurt when the chair landed next to me. By the way, where are the others?"

"Twilight should be up soon, Pinkie Pie is in the kitchen and Rarity and Rainbow Dash are still sleeping," Luna said. "By the way, Tiberius, introduce yourself to our guest."

The opossum hopped over to me across the table with a piece of pie in its mouth, which it, or he, I guess, judging by his name, took out and offered to me.

"Uuh." I thought quickly before accepting the gift and quickly offered him a raspberry in return, which he in turn took and started chewing on. During this distraction I quickly pushed the piece of pie I had received behind a saucer, out of Tiberius' sight. "A pleasure to meet you, Tiberius," I said, taking care to put some token formality in my speech when addressing an apparently royal animal companion.

He didn't seem to notice my stunt as I stuck my hoof out and gently rubbed it against his ear, which he leaned into for a bit before hopping back towards Luna. I only just noticed Fluttershy giving me a smile from across the table.

"How are you finding Equestrian cuisine, Gabrielle?" Celestia asked as I heard the clopping of hooves approach us from the entrance.

This got Applejack's attention; though I got the feeling she didn't want it to show. I was getting over my habit of the same cereal every morning quickly enough. And fresh fruits, nuts and berries together with some nice, if slightly rough bread was all well and good, so breakfast was not a problem. In fact, it felt a bit like combining open-air freshness with the comforts of a house. "Invigorating," I said as I turned to see the new arrival.

It was Twilight, who was sporting bed-hair and an unfocused look in her eyes. She yawned and said "Good morning, everypony."

"Good morning," I responded, together with the rest. Though Celestia added "Twilight" afterwards.

Twilight started saying something, but was interrupted by another yawn before continuing "Sorry if I'm flanking in on the conversation, but speaking of Equestrian cuisine. Gabrielle, I would like you to stick to eating things that you know both ponies and humans can eat."

"Well," I said. "Ponies back home are non-sentient... no wait, non-sapient animals who, as far as I know, walk around and eat grass. Which I'm not keen on trying out."

"They eat it raw?" Applejack asked.

"Yeah. So you guys do eat grass?"

"Yeah we do. But it would be mighty strange to not cook it first. If you're gonna tell Rarity that, do it when you're ready to take care of somepony fainting," Applejack said.

The rest of the ponies sniggered a bit at that before Twilight continued. "So, yes, Gabrielle. It might make the dinners here seem a bit plain but so far I would like you to stick to things that are compatible with both ponies and humans."

"Okay, but why?" I asked.

"Well, yesterday I was looking over some of my own notes of transformations and I realized that while you might have been transformed into a pony, nothing guaranteed that your gastric bacteria and digestive enzymes have as well," she said.

"Oh," I said, realizing the implications.

"So," Twilight said. "Until we can get some more information, it would be best if you refrain from sharing food with other ponies and things like, uh... kissing."

Love and romance had been pretty far away from my mind. I thought back to how I was recently carried in the arms, or forelegs, of what I assumed was a young, strapping, able-bodied, and brave stallion. In uniform, no less.

Nothing tingled. "Got it," I said while taking a piece of sandwich and started pouring myself some tea.

"I'm sorry," Twilight said. Wow, that must be some sort of record for how long we've had a conversation without her apologizing. "If it does turn out to be an issue, I'll fix it."

"Mhm," I said while trying out some tea. I had never had tea before but it was really nice. No wonder Brits are so into tea, they must think we're all stupid to not do this as well. "Not really an issue," I said while setting the cup down.

"You might think so now," Celestia said with a knowing smile.

"I do, and keep my formerly adult status in mind when I say that."

"I'll let my statement stand," Celestia said with a smile. I paused, if this was a battle of wits then it was definitely Celestia: 1, Gabe: 0.

"Well," Applejack said. "Keep what I said about Rarity doubly in mind if you plan on telling her that."

"Uh, sure," I said before changing the subject. "Anyway, what's on the agenda for today?"

"I am having Kibitz arrange a spot in my schedule where you can tell us about your world," Celestia said. "But it won't be today. My schedule is full and I would like Luna to join us."

"I carry out my royal duties without such a crutch," Luna said haughtily as she reluctantly chewed on a piece of rough bread. Twilight shot Luna a slightly frightened look.

"Indeed," Celestia said. "And you might turn out to have a pretty busy day yourself, Gabrielle."

"I do?"

"Yes, if you're interested, an ocularist will be available today."

The eye-patch was nice but having a prosthetic eye might have a comforting effect. "I am," I said gratefully.

"And Twilight has volunteered to instruct you in teaching some magic," Celestia continued.

That got my attention. I turned towards Twilight and she gave me a shy smile. "Well, I uh, I'm looking forward to it," I said. And I really was. Just the thought of being able to move things with your mind had me almost a bit giddy.

"Great!" Twilight said. "I hope you're well rested. It's kind of taxing for young unicorns to first use magic."

My ears drooped. Okay, good to know they do that before I tried playing poker as a pony.

"Didn't sleep well?" Celestia asked.

"Well... I slept fine, just not very long, I think."

"Breakfast at this time was not mandatory," Celestia said and smiled with a raised eyebrow.

"I know," I said. "It's just that after Armor woke me up I didn't think I'd be able to go back to sleep. Not to complain of anything, but I was a bit surprised to wake up with him standing over me like that."

"Oh, yeah, by the way," Twilight said. "You might not be used to pegasi yet. They have a pretty relaxed way of regarding personal spaces and private abodes. That's good to keep in mind, especially when you meet a Cloudsdale native."

"With exceptions, of course," Applejack said and Fluttershy nodded her head slightly.

"I hope you were patient with him," Celestia said. "He's new."

That explained a few things. Before I could respond, the doors where the kitchen staff had came from yesterday shot open and Pinkie Pie bounced out towards us, somehow balancing a tray on her back as she did so. "Good morning everypony!" she exclaimed loudly.

The tray was covered in pastries, and starting with Princess Celestia and going clockwise, Pinkie Pie started hoofing them out to us, saying "one for you" every time. When she reached Princess Luna, she instead said "And since you've been warned to watch your cholesterol, Loony, I've made sure to make yours the super duper bestest cupcake I can."

Luna's scowl could probably freeze a volcano, but Pinkie Pie absentmindedly shoved a piece of the cupcake into Luna's mouth and bounced away. The expression on Luna's face spoke of a fierce internal battle before finally mellowing out into one of exasperation. She chewed her cupcake and said, with a sigh "We hath never been more conflicted about a pony than that one."

I found myself hanging across Fluttershy's back as we made our way through the castle and into the gardens. Apparently, foals riding around on the back of adult ponies was pretty much analogous to how human kids rode around on the shoulders of human adults. But I had to be sprawled over Fluttershy's back as I didn't trust myself to keep my balance with only my left limbs.

I was told that Rainbow was the one that carried me when they found me in the forest, and that she was so strong that one could treat her back and wings like a bouncy-castle, but she was fast asleep this morning. I hadn't hung around dedicated athletes a lot but spending a lot of time sleeping is imperative for peak physical health.

Well, who has to worry about missing out on life cause of sleeping when you're gonna live for centuries?

"So where are we going?" I asked.

"The occularist is here and Rarity wanted to see the process," Twilight said. "Unless you mind."

Getting fitted for a prosthetic eye wasn't all that fun, but it's not exactly embarrassing or anything. "Nah, I don't mind. In my experience it's just not very exciting," I said and shook my head.

"I have half a mind to got get Rainbow Dash as well," Applejack said. "Being invited to the castle and then spending all your time sleeping just don't seem right."

"Again, where are we going?" I asked.

"Oh, sorry, we were just gonna go get Rarity," Twilight said.

We reached a door which Twilight knocked on. After a moment a frazzled looking Rarity with curlers in her hair and a sporting a bathrobe opened the door. She let out a gasp as she saw us. "Have I missed it!?"

"Missed what?" I asked.

"Your appointment, dear," Rarity said.

I turned my head to face her so she could clearly see the eyepatch she made, it otherwise being obscured by my mane. "Nope. Thanks for this thing, by the way. It's really comfy."

"Oh, thank you, darling," Rarity said with a smile. "When is your appointment?"

"We're going there now. I'll get somepony to bring some breakfast there for you," Twilight said.

"Right, just one moment," Rarity said as she closed the door. Mere seconds later she emerged with the bathrobe and curlers gone. "Let's go."

A short walk later we found ourselves in a foyer, and I was starting to wonder how long it would take to learn the layout of this castle, because it wasn't where we came in through yesterday. Redheart was standing there with a brownish yellow earth pony stallion with a light green mane and cutie mark of some sort of metal instrument I couldn't identify, who was looking around himself intently. Redheart, on the other hand, looked part wary and part exasperated.

"Good morning," Redheart said as we approached. "No wheelchair?"

"No wheelchair," I said from Fluttershy's back. "It couldn't handle the pressure."

Redheart tilted her head. "You need a new one?"

"That might be for the best," Twilight said. "But don't worry about that, we'll take care of it."

"Well, if that's the case," Redheart said and turned to the stallion, who hadn't given any indication on having noticed us. "Prism, this is Gabrielle Desrocher," she said and gestured towards me before following up with introductions of the rest of the present ponies.

The stallion finally seemed to come back to reality and quietly walked up to us and started punching everyone's hooves. I held up my own as I figured that this was just another kind of greeting. When he was done he said "Prism Cut, a pleasure."

We all looked at each other, a bit confused by his slightly uncanny but not offensive behavior and not really sure what to say when Redheart spoke up. "Prism, Gabrielle is the filly who needs a new eye," she said helpfully.

Prism paused and then said, without a hint of irony, "Of course, I will begin measuring. But I will need to see her eyesocket."

I reached up and started pawing through my hair, trying to find the knots that held the string together.

"So, maybe we should go find an empty room to do this in?" Twilight asked Prism.

Prism didn't respond at once, instead, he looked like he was winding up for a dramatic pose before simply letting it out and saying "no."

I gave up on trying to find the knot in my mane and instead just peeled the bottom of the patch up to my forehead.

"No?" Twilight asked.

"No, I need to see her eye in action," Prism said. "I need motions on order to measure."

The rest of us looked confusedly at each other, except Rarity who had an expectant look on her face, until Redheart spoke up. "Prism here won't be using a mold, he's actually a gem sculptor. But he's skilled enough for the job."

"Oh, I know a fellow artisan when I see one!" Rarity exclaimed excitedly while Prism interrupted his inspection of his surroundings to shoot her a small smile before continuing.

"Okay?" a confused Applejack asked Prism. "So what gonna happen now?"

Prism did that strange winding-up thing again as he seemed to consider his answer. "I shall create art, and it shall imitate life," he somehow exclaimed with a normal speaking volume. "And so, I shall observe life. We shall go where I can take in life and its details," he said while slowly rising in a dramatic pose.

Twilight, Applejack and myself looked confused while Redheart rolled her eyes. Rarity, however, took in Prism's words with interest and unexpectedly, from what I could see, Fluttershy seemed to do the same.

"Prism," Redheart said. "Just tell us what you need, in plain language."

Prism wound down to a normal stance and looked a bit sheepish. "I just wanna see your socket in action for a while so that it'll be as nice as possible," he said to me in a much more casual manner.

"... Oh," I said and opened my eye. "Well, go ahead and look."

He put a hoof up to his chin and hummed as he looked intently at me. "Alright, I've got the shape down, but to make it great, I wanna, just, see you go through life for a while."

"Go through life?" I asked. "I was expecting to sit still for a while right now."

"Oh! Hey!" Rainbow Dash's voice suddenly sounded from above. We looked up to see her hovering above us. "We could totally tell Gabe the stories about Nightmare Moon and Discord and stuff."

"Have you been there for long?" Twilight asked.

"Yep!" Rainbow said casually, and before anyone else could say anything, Prism spoke up.

"Tales of adventure from the heroes of Equestria? Yes, excellent suggestion," he said.

Adventures? Heroes of Equestria?" I looked around at these magical ponies, so like the ones walking down the street yesterday, in confusion.

"Might wanna get Pinkie Pie," Applejack said. "She won't wanna miss out on this. Then again, she probably already knows."

We were sitting on some cushions out in the royal gardens. It was a nice place, and some rustic outdoor-furniture and checkered wood-fences with honeysuckles clinging to it made up a quiet corner of the garden with a single, old-school street-lamp, which wasn't lit now in the middle of the day. All in all, it seemed like a mix between a patio section and stylishly cozy garden in an old Parisian suburb. Or something like that.

"I feel like I'm skipping out on work," Redheart said as she nibbled some of the pastries that Pinkie Pie had brought.

I would've wondered how Pinkie, and anyone who're friends with her, could be anything but obese, but my brain seemed to be leaking intellect from all the bizarre tales I was being told. I was having real difficulty in believing half of these crazy tales. Which is really saying something, coming from someone who've recently been turned into a unicorn filly.

"So," I started, indicating that I wanted some clarification while trying to figure out how to formulate the question. "The Dreamscape is an actual place, on the moon, which you once lassoed with Applejack's rope, brought it closer to Equestria, anchored it to a tree-stump, and then you funambulisted across the rope to reach the surface?"

"That's right," Twilight said. "We went to the moon. As for if the Dreamscape is an actual place, you should ask Luna about that. But please try and phrase it tastefully, she's a bit sore about some parts of this story."

"She's not the only one," Rarity said, lying belly-down on her cushion while covering her face with her hooves. "Can we please get this story over with?"

I couldn't really blame her, Rarity's part in this tale was equal parts flattering and embarrassing.

"Well I hope you have another one," Prism Cut suddenly chimed in. His voice surprised me, soon after we got here he had gone quiet and simply studied me closely, which I stopped paying attention to after a while, barely registering how he sat and scribbled on a small notepad with four different painting utensils in his mouth. "You made such wonderfully living expressions, Gabrielle."

"Yeah! I've almost gotten used to your eye by now," Rainbow Dash said to me. "It's barely disgusting at all."

"Rainbow Dash!" Fluttershy chastised while the other looked disapprovingly at her.

"What? I'm saying that she's not creeping me out. That's a good thing, right?" Rainbow Dash said and shrugged, a gesture which I found amusing on equines.

Oh, pony wants to play, eh?

"I think you've got it all backwards, Rainbow Dash," I told her.

"What? How so?"

"It's not my eye that's been creeping you out, it's the lack of one," I said and leaned forward while putting my hoof under my empty socket and stretched it out a little more than facial muscles alone could.

Rainbow Dash recoiled and looked away. "Okay," she said. "Maybe it's still a little creepy."

"At least you're honest about it," I said with a slightly smug smile.

"Hear that, Applejack?" Rainbow said triumphantly. "What do you think about empty eye sockets?"

Applejack managed to both aim a scowl at Rainbow and aim a cringe at no one in general at the same time. "I reckon it's mighty disturbing. I don't like the thought of losing an eye."

"I think you'd be okay, Applejack. I haven't done any farm-work in my life but you get used to having one eye fast enough," I said. And I believed what I said, especially here in magical pony-land where eyes are tougher than buffalo-hide and your spare was almost armored in comparison to back home.

"Can I borrow that thing?" Rainbow said and gestured to my eye-patch. I shrugged, pulled it off and hoofed it over.

"I'm just glad that I haven't had to and probably never will. Now legs, those I don't think I could manage without," Applejack said while Rainbow strapped my eye-patch over her closed eye.

Working a farm one-eyed doesn't seem impossible for a pony. But two-legged might be different. "Hmm," I said. "Do you have any prostheses around here?"

The ponies around me looked down at this, their ears drooping, except Prism, I noticed, who seemed to be sketching something with one of the four different-colored charcoal-pencils in his mouth.

"Well, we did, but..." Twilight started after a while. "I read up on this. Medical magic has advanced so far in recent centuries while physical dangers and threats have been on the decline that making prosthetic replacements is something of a lost art."

I thought that actually sounded promising. "So, it's been done before? Were they any good?" I asked.

"Actually, yes," Twilight said and perked up a bit while seven pairs of ears slowly rose. Ears go up. "I haven't seen any, myself, or course, but from what I could dig up they were pretty impressive."

"Okay, cool," I said jovially.

"But," Twilight started. "I'm not sure anypony knows how. I don't even know if I know where to start if I tried making a prosthesis." Ears go down.

I looked up into the blue sky and swiveled my head a bit as I considered this. "So, you're saying that it's possible. And even if no one can pull it off, magic seems like a pretty good replacement."

"That's a very nice attitude you have there, Gabe," Redheart said and gave me a small nuzzle. Aaand up again.

"I kind of had to learn to appreciate things after the accident," I said. Whoops, ears down. To try and swing the conversation back on a happy note I nuzzled Redheart back. "Thanks for all your help, everyone."

Cue lots of smiles. Ears. Once more, into the fray. Wait, I mean sky.

Some people's hair can detect predators and stand up on end when they sense one sneaking up on them. Mine does the same with awkward silences. "So!" I said, before is could descend like a big, embarrassing halibut. "How's it coming, Prism?"

"Splendidly," Prism said, his attention entirely taken up by his scribbling and sounding a bit disinterested, and finished a few sweeps across his notepad before looking up at us. "More stories," he said and took another bite out of a pastry and fixed his gaze on me again.

"Okay, uh, Crystal Empire next," Twilight said and she and her friends started telling the tale.

"I look way cool in an eye-patch," Rainbow said from up in the air. We looked up towards her as we slowly strolled through the royal gardens, she was hovering in front of the statue of an armored pony and admiring her appearance in a large, polished bronze shield.

"Oh, uhm, just be careful not to fly into anything, Rainbow. You don't have any depth perception," Fluttershy said and then let out a terrified squeek and then turned towards me, lying across Redheart's back. "I'm sorry, I didn't-"

I waved my foreleg casually. "It's fine," I said, noticing how Prism, who had been obscured by Fluttershy, peered around her to look at me.

Rainbow swooped down in front of me and Redheart, who's back I was currently on (giving Prism a new obstacle), and said "Hey! You ever flown before?"

"Not on hor- Uh, pegasus-back," I said.

"Want to?"

"I," I started before thinking for a moment. "Yes, but I'm not sure that's a good idea. I'm having a lot of problem hanging on to thing as it is right now."

"Oh, well Twilight's gotta have some spell to help with that."

"I do, actually," Twilight said. "But I think Scootaloo would be awfully jealous is she's not the first you do this with. Besides, maybe it can wait for a bit, it looks like Prism wants your attention."

We all turned towards the stallion in question. "Yes, I am ready to create," he said in a confident tone. "How would you like them to look?"

"Them?" I asked.

"Your eyes," he said, not really clarifying anything. "I know how to shape them, but how should I paint them?"

"I only have room for one," I pointed out, uncertain.

"At a time, yes," he said and nodded. "But you have the opportunity to change an appearance that most ponies do not, I simply assumed you would seize that chance."

Rarity looked shocked and said "Why that's- " before realizing something and instantly mellowed before continuing. "... A good point, actually. Asymmetry is bold, but can be so delightful when done right," she said and turned to me. "Bold like your hair, darling," she said before turning towards Prism. "Oh, we shall of course need one that matches her eye, and one that matches her hair, like sweet sunset rays gracing a calm dusk, and one that matches her coat, soothing, like a stroll down a garden in the night, watched over by Luna's stars. And one that's..."

I tried to keep up with Rarity's poetic descriptions of my appearance, each one apparently a commission for a hoof-made eye, but after a while I turned towards Redheart's head and gave her a questioning look to which she just smiled and shook her head in a "don't worry about it"-way.

Prism just looked at Rarity patiently and nodded every time a description was finished. After a while they turned towards me and Rarity asked "do you have any wishes, dear?"

"You covered that pretty early," I said.

"Right," Prism said. "I'll start with the one matching your left eye, then I'll probably send the other ones in bulk. And unless there's anything else, I'm off."

He gave us all hoof-pounds again and walked off towards the gates of the castle.

"Strange stallion," Applejack said as we looked in the direction he left.

"He's an artist, and supposedly really good at what he does, being strange seems to come with the territory," Redheart said. "No offense, Rarity."

"None taken, darling."

Rainbow flew up in Twilight's face and asked, with a smile, "So what spells were you talking about?"

"Oh it's just a stick-it-on spell. It attaches things and ponies to each other so that they can't loose contact."

Hm, I wonder if Twilight's into the kinky stuff?

Rainbow Dash looked excited at this. "Cool, so why haven't you told us about this before?"

And her.

Twilight shrugged. "I don't know, I'm not sure it's ever been relevant. Why are you so interested?"

"Like you said, Scootaloo might want a ride. I could show her some pretty cool moves if I didn't have to hold on to her."

"Aaw, that's so sweet of you, Dash," Pinkie Pie said.

Rainbow Dash looked like she wanted to complain about that, but she didn't have time before I asked "Who's Scootaloo?"

"My number one fan," Rainbow Dash said and held her chest out, looking pleased with herself.

"She's a filly back in Ponyville who's best friends with mine and Rarity's little sisters," Applejack said.

"And they've formed a club to try and get their cutie marks," Redheart said. "And Ponyville's a lot more interesting for it, with everything that implies."

"I've got a picture, if you're interested," Applejack said, pulled of her hat and retrieved a laminated photo from it.

She held it up to me and I saw three fillies, a unicorn, a pegasus and an earth pony, frozen in a frolicking-like hug against a farmland background and looking at the camera with intensively genuine smiles covering their entire faces.

I couldn't help but smile, myself, they seemed to be putting their entire essences into being happy together.

"That there's my sister, Applebloom, and that there's Sweetie Belle, with Scootaloo in the middle," Applejack said. She didn't point at any of them but it was pretty obvious who was who.

"They're just so adorable, aren't they?" Fluttershy asked, silently having appeared right next to me.

"Mhm," I nodded. "And the saturation just... intensifies everything."

Applejack looked at the picture. "I didn't use no fancy camera for this," she said in a confused tone.

I shook my head. "I don't mean just the picture, it's just that everything about Equestria just seems so happy and colorful that I half expect the clouds to have smiling faces on them."

"Ooh, that would be neat!" Pinkie Pie said. "Can you put smiles on the clouds, Rainbow?"

"Hmm, yeah, but I think it's against regulations to do that on public weather clouds. At least within city limits," she said.

"Are there less colors where you're from," Twilight asked me.

"Seems so," I said and gave this some thought. "Maybe it just seems that way since it's been lousy weather where I live for a while now. And the fact that ponies around here have really vibrant colors."

"Well if you had lousy weather, why didn't you just get up there and start kicking clouds?" Rainbow asked with a raised eyebrow.

"No wings and no magic, Rainbow. Remember?" Twilight asked her.

"Oh, right," Rainbow said and stumbled a bit as she touched down.

"But that's a bit strange, humans in the world I went to had pretty much the same colors as here," Twilight said.

"Really?" I asked. "You were a purple human?"

"Yeah," she said with a shrug. Hm, that would've been interesting to see. "What colors do humans have where you come from?"

"Uh, from very dark brown, almost black, to nearly white when it came to skin color, and hair color pretty much the same except that it often is black," I said.

"What about ponies where you're from?" Rarity asked.

"Pretty much the same as humans, now that I think about it. Except it ranged from actual black to actual white."

"How... drab," she commented with a touch of disappointment in her tone.

"Compared to here I'm inclined to agree. That and all the expressive eyes makes every single pony I've seen here so far look cuddly and cute," I said.

Rainbow scoffed. "I'll have you know that if anypony thinks I look cuddly or cute is just thinking that because they can't handle the awesome awesomeness of being near Rainbow Dash."

This degree of consistency is almost admirable in itself. "No. You look just as cute and cuddly as everyone else, Rainbow, believe me," I said.

Everyone around me looked amused, except Rainbow who was starting to look flustered and started hovering above the ground again. "Nu-uh!"

"Yes you do," I said, my voice being just the right amount of dismissive. "Pinkie, agree with me."

"I agree with Gabe!" Pinkie exclaimed while bouncing in place,

"That's not true," Rainbow Dash said and crossed her forelegs in a sulking gesture.

"When I was a kid, our neighbors had a cat that chirped when anyone would pet it. Trust me, I know cute," I said and everyone looked amused at Rainbow's expression.

"You're all against me," Rainbow sulked.

"Aw, you can handle it, tough girl," I said and waved my hoof dismissively. Whoops, she's probably a good bit older than I am.

"Well, sure I can!" she said and perked up. "I haven't got a fan-club for nothing!"

"Speaking of which," I said. "Your sisters and Scootaloo are trying to get their cutie marks?"

"Yeah," the ponies said in confirmation. "And amazingly enough, they haven't increased my workload by very much," Redheart said. "By the way, Gabe," she whispered to me. "You can close your eye now."

Oh, right. "Those things that shows what you're good at?" I asked.

"Yes," Twilight said. "Which you already have. Oh, and please don't rub it in their muzzles if you meet them."

Watch the innuendo, Twilight, it involves little girls. "I... Didn't even know that it was a thing you rubbed into people's... muzzles,"

"Well, young ponies are often really proud of their cutie marks when they get them. Some ponies thinks it's embarrassing to be a late bloomer, or the cutie mark crusaders do, at least," Twilight said.

"The cutie mark crusaders?" I asked.

"These gals," Applejack said and waved the picture before putting it into her hat again.

"I didn't even notice when I got this," I said and gestured to my flank with my head.

"Really?" Rainbow said. "Because you had it when we found you."

I looked back at my mark, same rhombus-shaped gem with the same movement lines as before. "Huh."

"It must have appeared right before we found you," Twilight said. "That's good, because unicorn-magic is often closely tied with their special talent. If you know your special talent it'll be much easier for you to learn magic."

Now it was my ears' turn to droop. "But I don't know about any special talents."

Twilight looked surprised by this. "You... you don't? I've never heard of..." she said before trailing of. "Well we, we might have some clues to go on, since you already have your cutie mark."

"What clues?" I asked.

"Did you notice whether you had it when you first came to Equestria?" Twilight asked.

"No, I first got a good look at myself in the forest," I said. "I didn't have it then."

"And since we presumably found you not long after you lost consciousness, there's a pretty small window of time where you would've gotten it," Twilight reasoned.

"I... guess you're right," I said.

"So what exactly were you doing before you lost consciousness? If you don't mind sharing the story again."

I shrugged. "No, I guess it's fine. So more story time, then?"

"Seems that way, dear," Redheart said. "Maybe we should go somewhere so that it doesn't look like we're loitering."

"Ooh! I'll go get us some lunch," Pinkie Pie said and shot off somewhere while we started sauntering away.

"What kind of lunch is she talking about?" I asked.

"More of the kind we had earlier, I would reckon," Applejack said.

"Does she do this a lot?" I asked.

"Do what?" Rainbow asked.

"Hand out pastries," I said.

"Yeah, pretty much all the time."

"How can anyone not get fat from that?" I asked.

"Pastries make you fat!?" Rainbow and Rarity asked in shocked unison.

After receiving a lesson in which diets do and which diets do not make magical ponies gain weight, which didn't make any sense to me, we found ourselves in a more appropriate story-telling area.

I was learning how to sit up like a pony without falling over, too. Which was good, because the pitying cringes I got from my audience whenever I did was making me uncomfortable.

"... and that's pretty much it," I said.

"Okay, that gives me something to work with," Twilight said and stared of into the distance. "Okay," she said a after a while. "I think I have an idea. Would you excuse me while I go fetch some things?"

Do I ever turn statements into questions like that? "Alright," I said.

"Oh! Are you gonna go fetch super-wierdo sciency things? I'll come with!" Pinkie said as she started bouncing after Twilight as she left for the castle.

"So do you think I'm ready to give magic a try, yet?" I asked Redheart.

"How have you been feeling?" she asked.

"Okay, actually. That thing when I passed out happened twice last night but I've been feeling fine so far since that."

"Then it should be fine, I'm sure it's not dangerous anymore, at least," Redheart said comfortingly.

I looked down in the ground and smiled.

"Looks like somepony might actually be looking forward to being a unicorn," Rainbow said.

"'Somepony'... Yeah, I guess so," I said, still smiling slightly. "Still feels weird, though, being a pony. A filly. But at least learning to move my ears wasn't very hard to do. Maybe this won't be, either," I said and made a demonstrative flop with my left ear. "Still having problem with my tail, though."

"Must've been strange, not having no tail," Applejack said and Fluttershy whipped hers around her and started petting it reassuringly.

"Not really." I said. "But judging from that book I borrowed yesterday, it seems most people here, not just ponies, have tails."

"Please don't take this the wrong way, darling, but are you saying that you can't move your tail?" Rarity asked.

"Nope, since I never had one before."

"And there was no magic on Terra?" she asked.

"Not as far as I know, and if there was I think we would've noticed." I said. I would've pointed out how we don't really call it 'Terra' back at home but I suspected that there would just be a bunch of confusion if I started calling another word for 'the ground' my home planet (although, come to think of it, doesn't 'Terra' mean 'earth'?).

"I see. Applejack, perhaps a demonstration is in order?" Rarity said.

"A what now?" Applejack said.

"A demonstration, darling. I'm not sure dear Gabrielle has seen what pony can do with a little practice."

"Oh, yeah, sure. Rainbow!" Applejack said, bent her head back and used her tail to grab her hat of from her head.

Rainbow Dash took off from the ground and caught Applejack's hat in her own tail after Applejack threw it like a frisbee and then tossed it back. "Hah! I'm getting used to this one-eyed thing," she said.

I stared in disbelief at the display and tilted my head a little. "How? Oh, of course, magic," I said.

"That's right," Rainbow Dash said and set down beside me. "It takes some practice, but anypony can do it."

I looked back at my tail, trying to find a way to move it, but no results.

"So how did you learn to move your ears?" Rainbow asked. "Twilight said that human can't do that."

"That's actually not true, it's just very difficult. Something about, uh, separate nucleus in the brainstem, but I can't remember," I said and almost didn't stop myself from waving my foreleg dismissively, which most likely would have resulted in my muzzle assaulting the ground. "And I learned to move my ears, these ears-" I gave a demonstrative flop "- last night when I heard something and they moved on their own."

"Huh. Okay," Rainbow said pensively and scooted a bit closer to me and then backwards a little.

Not sure what to make of that I instead turned to Rarity. "So, is it hard to learn magic?"

"Well, that's a somewhat... broad question, darling," she said.

I felt something tickling the sensitive hairs inside my ear and flopped it down before turning and seeing Rainbow whistle innocently while looking up in the sky and folding her wing in again.

"But basic magic..." Rarity continued. "- the type most commonly used, is often easy enough to learn."

I felt a bit distracted by Rainbow tickling my ear again but I wanted to hear this.

"Though learning to do more than miniscule magic is often associated with getting your cutie mark, and since you already have yours, I reckon you won't have a very difficult time, darling."

"So what does-" I was interrupted by more tickling and questioningly looked back at Rainbow Dash, puzzled at her childish behavior, before turning back to Rarity, "What does basic magic include?"

I felt another tickle which I instinctively tried to wave away with my ear. "I think this could take a while," I heard Rainbow whisper in Applejack's general direction.

"Arcanokinesis is the most common of unicorn magic," Rarity said. "Using it to practice your special talent is a good way to practice using it in everyday life."

I felt Rainbow tickle my ear again. I looked back at her and again she transparently pretended that nothing was happening. I shot a questioning look at Redheart instead, who just smiled at me and reassuringly pat my back with her hoof.

"Like how?" I asked Rarity.

"Well, my special talent is fashion. And when I got my cutie mark, around your age, it was suddenly just so easy to do anything clothe-related, aiming needles, precision threading, using a sewing machine and so on."

"And-" I started before feeling Rainbow tickling my ear again. I turned back to her. "What are you doing?" I asked her.

"Oh, nothing," she said and extended her wing again and started tickling my ear with a primary.

"Why a-" I started before seeing my tail give a flick across the ground. "Uh?" I asked, sounding like a real intellectual.

"Finally," Rainbow said. "You're way too patient for a filly."

"What do you... " I trailed off. I focused my eye on my tail and tried doing that thing again, but didn't have much luck.

I didn't notice Rainbow's wing as it extended and started tickling my ear again. This time I felt my tail flick annoyingly and I was alert enough to register the sensation more fully.

"... Did you mean to do that?" I asked Rainbow.

"Yeah, I figured that might've helped." she said. "A friend of mine back at junior speedster told me that us ponies flick our tails when we're annoyed. I never realized that until she showed me like this."

"Oh," I said and managed to give a little horizontal wave with my tail so it lazily swooped across the ground. "Well, uh, thanks for annoying me, I guess."

"Hey, anytime," she said with enthusiasm.

After some more talk about basic magic with Rarity, Twilight and Pinkie Pie came back. They had apparently set up a way to figure out my special talent in a room in the castle. So once more I found myself on Redheart's back as we we're making our way back into the castle.

"Ugh! I wonder if I can pass a royal decree to not move the instruments around, this was taking longer to find than it should have," said Twilight.

"Or you could just order somepony to go get you the stuff," Rainbow noted.

"I don't know," Twilight said hesitantly. "I'm still not very comfortable with ordering ponies around."

"But passing decrees that basically say 'don't touch stuff that I wanna use' is okay?" Rainbow asked, amused.

"That was supposed to be a joke," Twilight said. "Anyway, I've set up some things to test your thaumatic resonance in a few likely scenarios, Gabrielle."

"Gabe. And please note how real a science in one world shares terms and names with a make-believe one in a another world;" I said.

"I- excuse me?" Twilight said.

"I mean that I can make a pretty good guess of what 'thaumatic resonance' mean even though magic is a myth back home."

"I... I will make a note of that," Twilight said. "I have some ideas as to why this is but I'm eager to look through Starswirl the Bearded's notes on different universes. Perhaps that would explain why all the different peoples in all the different world's I've seen all speak Equestrian."

"That's what you call this language right?" I asked.

"Yes. Hmm," Twilight said and looked pensive. "I wonder if there were different languages in the other worlds and there's a magical explanation to why we hear it as the same one."

"If so, then it translates reading as well," I said, remembering that I had a light study-session yesterday. "Uh, let's see... Applejack!"

"Yeah?" Applejack said.

"What do you call a fish with no eyes?" I asked.

"What has that got to do with anything?" she wondered.

"I just wanna see if the word-plays I know still work."

"Okay, then," she said and thought for a moment. "Alright, tell me."

"Pinkie?" I said and waved my foreleg invitingly.

"FSH!" Pinkie hissed to Applejack.

"What are-" Applejack said, paused, and groaned. "Yeah, that works."

"Haha! Good one!"" Rainbow Dash said and gave me a hoof-bump.. I could even see that Fluttershy and Rarity found it at least somewhat amusing.

"Alright, we're here," Twilight said and we entered a room with some tables and three cushions.

"You forgot to bring seating for everypony," Rainbow Dash noted.

"Nope!" Pinkie said happily. "Gabe doesn't want an audience, but she doesn't wanna tell us to go away so I figured that we would by ourselves."

"I..." I started, appropriately puzzled.

"Oh!" Rarity said. "That's thoughtful of you, Pinkie. Who's the third cushion for?"

"That's for Redheart. Gabe likes being around her," Pinkie said confidently.

"Then with your leave, darling," Rarity said to me, not a hint of annoyance in her voice.

"I," I said again, still confused, before shaking my head. "What?"

"Oh," Pinkie Pie said, looking shocked. "It wasn't right?"

"What wasn't right?" I asked.

"That you would be uncomfortable with having lot's of ponies around when trying to use magic."

"I, hadn't really thought about that," I said. Well, I guess that it's a lesson that irrelevant for everyone except one and she probably already knows it. "Well, It seems a bit rude to, uh, dismiss people who came to visit me."

"Oh don't worry about that, darling," Rarity said. "We're in Canterlot! We shall find plenty to keep us occupied, I'm sure."

"Well, okay then. But now I feel a bit awkward for keeping you from doing that," I said.

"Don't worry," Fluttershy said. "It was our pleasure."

"Yep," Applejack said proudly. "Always enjoying making friends."

"That's right," Rainbow Dash said. "Alright, let's leave them to it."

The five of them started filing out of the room, leaving myself, Twilight and Redheart in the room. "Uh, Rainbow!" I called out.

"What?" Rainbow asked and looked back.

I wordlessly held out my hoof and after a few seconds she caught on. "Oh, sorry," she said and removed my eye-patch and hoofed it over before flying out after the others.

Redheart walked over with me to a cushion and gently put me down on it while Twilight started adjusting parchments and quills on the table. The eye-patch was tied a bit too wide and I carefully started undoing the very standard knot that tied it up.

It was still a bit of a challenge though, with a hoof that I couldn't see the fingers on, or whatever you're supposed to call them. I was about to start using my mouth when Redheart gently took it from me and untied it before starting to attach it to me. "So if Pinkie is to be believed, and she has a knack for these things, you're comfortable around me and not other ponies?" she asked.

"Kind of, I guess. I also don't want to send people away from where I'm a guest and when they're here for me," I said.

She cocked her head and studied me for a bit. "If that's simply the way you are, then there's nothing to be ashamed of."

I gave her a dubious look back. "That sounds a bit like being proud of your flaws."

"There's more to it than that. And not wanting to surround yourself with ponies at all times isn't a flaw."

"... It still doesn't sound nice. And if you ponies are as social as you seem, then there could be a lot of situations like this," I said and looked away.

"You have to make friends eventually," she said, with a slightly pleading quality.

Yeah. What would be stopping me, though?

Oh, you know what's stopping you. You don't have to watch all that many movies or read all that many books to know what. I could've self-diagnosed myself even if I was a little kid.

It had hurt. So much I sometimes thought I wasn't gonna be able to live through it.

It still hurt.

But I had been told this before. I can't go on like this forever.

I looked back at Redheart. "Like you?"

Redheart smiled and put a hoof on my back. "Yes. I just hope I'm not the only one. I have to go back to Ponyville soon."

"Yeah, I don't want to keep you, and everyone else, here forever."

Redheart's expression took on a strangely stern quality. "Well, I'm glad you're gonna live here in the castle with the princesses and that you've made friends with the element-bearers. Because they might help with something I told you yesterday that obviously didn't take."

I was a bit confused by the seriousness in her voice. "What was that?"

She looked me in the eye and told me again. "You're not a bother, Gabrielle. Remember that."

I felt some conflict about that statement, and the years-long, grueling trials that was regaining control of my life and not relying on an ever-changing stream of professionals with varying degrees of unfamiliarity.

I felt that right now might not be the best time for serious soul-searching, but I finally let my head rest on the cushion and accepted that this would be a tough matter. Redheart put her foreleg around me comfortingly and nuzzled my head a bit.

I did it. I finally did it. I learned to live by myself again. I had a nice enough place. I had a job, I was good at it. I was even respected by my colleagues. I can do anything. I am independent, free, smart, and tough. After a while I let out a sigh. And I could really use a hug. I closed my eye and nuzzled Redheart back.

Oh, drama.

"Okay," Twilight said. "We're good to- oh, sorry! I didn't mean to interrupt anything."

No pushing my new friend away! Being embarrassed at this would be childish. "You didn't," I said.

I couldn't tell but I was pretty sure that Redheart gave a smile at that, but she didn't say anything.

After a while, though, it was enough. I opened my eye and looked at Twilight. "Alright, let's see if I can learn to move things with magic before Redheart goes back to Ponyville."

"Oh, yeah. We haven't been keeping you from your job, have we?" Twilight asked Redheart.

"Since this case is anomaly-stamped, I have quite some leeway in that area," Redheart said. "But I'm still heading back with the rest tonight."

"Well then!" I said and forced some enthusiasm into my voice. "Let's get to it. If that guardsman, or uh, stallion that helped me with the wheelchair this morning has to help me use the lavatory, I suspect he might have a nervous breakdown."

"Uh," Twilight said and then moved on when I waved the point away. "Alright, I've set up some things here." She gestured to a low table with various knickknacks. Among them were a feather, a book, some small bowls with different-colored powders in them, and an arcane-looking device that looked a bit like a mix between a juice-press and a kerosene-lamp, with a crystal of some sort in the middle, some knobs and buttons, and hooked up to an old-school continuous data printer (I was sort of familiar with these, with hospitals rarely willing to upgrade computer-equipment unless absolutely necessary).

"Now, do you know what 'arcanokinesis' is?" Twilight asked me.

I had actually never heard that term before today but I made a guess. "The ability to move things with magic?" I suggested.

"Correct," Twilight said happily. "It's a very basic unicorn-magic, pretty much every unicorn uses it daily. It's also commonly the first magic a young unicorn like yourself learns."

I shook my head. I don't know what's weirder, that I'm a little kid or that these ponies are like, sixty or older. "Okay, sounds like something I wanna learn."

"Good! It's a very good spell for measuring magical energy, since a unicorn's magical prowess determine the weight and size of things you can control, how many things, how fine your precision is, and so on, and there's really no known limit for how powerful it can become."

I looked at the strange device on the table. "And how do you measure magical energy?"

"With that very device," Twilight said. "It can pick up a large number of different magical resonances, both faint and strong. This is currently set to sense unicorn-magic." Resonances, eh? Yeah, I know about those.

"So, you said you did magic in the Everfree Forest?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah. That thing with seeing magic, doing something with a twig, and then the magical nova-thingy," I said and gave what I said some thought. "I don't know if those things are called anything, if they're spells or what-not."

"I don't think they were spells, it sounded more like sorcery," Twilight said with a thinking-face.

"And sorcery is not the same as spells?" I asked, confused.

"Mostly no," Twilight said. "They're magic, but they're not spells. Not everypony can do actual sorcery, either."

I raised my eyebrows at this. "Really?"

"Yeah, but even those who do tend not to rely much on it."

"Why not?" I asked, understandably curious about this seemingly exclusive ability.

Twilight was silent for a while as she worked on how to best describe this. "I guess I misspoke earlier. All ponies, not just unicorns, can perform sorcery, but not all can do so in a more than miniscule amount. Sorcery is a form of raw magic. If you're untrained but powerful enough, you can use sorcery instead of spells to influence the world around you."

"And the reason why those who can don't rely on it?"I asked.

"Oh, there are several, the main ones being that it's unreliable, unpredictable, and difficult to control. The results can sometimes even be dangerous and leave you absolutely drained. Like what happened to you," she said.

"Okay," I said. That was indeed a very good reason to not go nuts with sorcery. "And what are spells, then?"

"Spells- ," Twilight started, and I noted how much she seemed to enjoy this " -are carefully constructed forms of magic. They are more difficult to learn, but luckily not as difficult as they are to create. Arcanokinesis is something of a middle-thing between sorcery and a spell. Think of it as sorcery, but one that is fairly easy to control and with the safeguards of a very simple spell."

"Hmm," I said. "I'll try, but it's all very... abstract, right now."

"Then let's give it a shot," Twilight said. "See that feather?"

I nodded, it was brown and white, so I assumed that it came from a bird and not a pony.

"Imagine that your horn can channel magical energy, and that you can control that energy to influence the physical world. Because simply put, that's exactly what we're gonna be doing."

Alright, channel chi into your horn or something? I closed my eye and gave my horn a poke to emphasize it's existence. Equilibrioception, right? Or would that be proprioception? Anyway, channel, channel, channel.

"Open your eyes, Gabrielle," I heard Twilight say.

"Gabe," I said and decided to let it slide that I strictly speaking can't do that in plural. As I did I, though, I recoiled a bit.

"Nguh!" I involuntarily said. At the top left of my vision was an ethereal blue swirl that disappeared as soon as I tried to shake it away.

"Oh, Gabrielle," Twilight said in an amused voice. "That's nothing to be afraid of."

Redheart just gave me a warm smile and put her hoof my back again.

"I figured," I said. "I've just never seen anything like that before."

"Well, I've only seen unicorn fillies look excited at doing magic before, I've never seen one scare herself with it."

I felt like crossing my arms. "Hmph. And I'll bet you didn't embarrass yourself any when you turned into a human."

Twilight's face went red at that. "Let's just move on," she said.

Oh? "Yes, let's," I said with just a hint of a smile.

"Alright, now try that again, but this time, keep your eyes open and try and will the energy to the feather and use it to bite down on it."

"Bite down on it?"

"Yes, like I said, arcanokinesis is like a mix between sorcery and a spell, just imagine you want to move the feather with your mouth like you'd usually do, but do it with your magic to create a form of mnemonic device to help you form your magic into that form at will."

After a moment, I realized the reason of her wording and was about to point that out, but Twilight beat me to it.

"Oh, right," she said sheepishly. "I remember humans didn't use their mouths to move things very often. Okay, imagine you're using a hand to, uh, what's the word? Grip it!"

That made a lot more sense to me, and gave me a pretty strong hint of how Twilight might've embarrassed herself as a human. I tried again. As I channeled energy into my horn, I again saw the upper corner of my vision come alive with a rich blue swirl. I hadn't seen this back in the forest, I had my eyes closed the whole time and just perceived all those swirling shapes and colors.

I, for a lack of better term, reached out and gripped the feather and it became enveloped in a blue glow.

"Good!" I heard Twilight said, but I kept my eye fixed on the feather. "Now try and move it around."

I did so, and it lifted a few inches of the ground. My feeling of elation was held in check somewhat by my concentration.

I tried moving the feather around and the blue glow carried it back and forth and in different directions. Well, first step wasn't so hard.

I felt that I had a good amount of control over the feather, but I was concentrating pretty hard. I tried scaling my concentration back. This didn't make the glow disappear, but after a while it started to feel like I was trying to do precision-work while drunk. The feather moved, but not exactly the way I was trying to. After a while I set it back on the table and let out a breath I didn't realize I had been holding.

"That was very good," Twilight said. "I was afraid that since you've only been a pony for a few days, your magic might be underdeveloped, but that's clearly not the case."

"That took a lot of concentration, though," I said.

"But not nearly as much as it would take for a filly even younger than you. Don't worry, I suspect that you'll become proficient in this in no time," Twilight said.

"Nice," I said with a smile.

"In fact, we could get a pretty good estimate on how much raw magic you have with this arcane power-measuring device," Twilight said enthusiastically and pointed towards the strange looking device.

"Okay," I said, unconvinced. "How does it work?"

"Oh I'll just adjust it to the general type of magic you'd like to try and then you just use that kind of magic on it," Twilight said.

That sounded simple enough. "Okay, I've only tried moving things and doing that thing with the twig in the forest."

"Okay," Twilight said and lit up her horn. She adjusted the knobs and buttons on the device before continuing. "There, now just try and lift that crystal in the middle. Give it as much as you can without hurting yourself."

I did just that, but instead of lifting off, the crystal started glowing from within in the color of my magic and the printer jumped into life and started chugging out a stream of papers.

"Do I just keep this up or..." I trailed of, uncertain.

"Yes, please, at least for a few more moments," Twilight said, eying the printouts.

After a while, Twilight said "okay, you can stop now."

I did, and started breathing in heavily. It didn't warrant any real panting, but I suspect that it would have if I kept it up.

As Twilight read the printouts, Redheart put her hoof on me again, I didn't notice that she had removed it. "How do you feel?" she asked.

"Fine. It... it felt like a short sprint, not long enough to really tire you out," I said before almost grunting at the pang of emotions I felt at that. "Which I haven't felt in ages," I continued in a low voice.

I felt Redheart pat me wordlessly, grateful for her presence.

"Okay, I think I have a pretty accurate read on how much magic you have. And good news, it's looking pretty advanced," Twilight said.

"Uh, how advanced are we talking, here?" I asked.

"A few years ahead of your time, perhaps. You might raise the eyebrows of a few teachers but nothing that special." She seemed to register what she said about a second after she had said it. "Oh! I'm sorry, that was a poor choice of words! I didn't mean-"

I raised by hoof and stopped her and gave her a small but genuine smile. "Don't worry, I'm actually kind of relieved." That was the truth. Neat abilities were one thing. But if I had vast amounts of untapped potential waiting to be unlocked... well, that would have implied things. I had learned to enjoy a tranquil lifestyle with sitting around as a central feature, I don't think I would appreciate being some sort of chosen one. I suspected that saving the world while in a wheelchair would be interesting to see, but mostly grueling to do.

"Okay?" Twilight said, sounding a bit confused. "Well, we have arcanokinesis down, and we still haven't figured out exactly your special talent is."

I looked at my cutie mark. "A gem," I commented dryly. "Not really sure what to do with that."

"Me neither, but I have a few ideas. Sensing magic around you like you said you did in the forest is an extremely helpful skill when it comes to weaving enchantments, and gems are hooves down the best material to hold enchantments. So I went and got a few and ground them down to test a theory," Twilight said.

"Gems? You ground down gems?" I asked, figuring that I should probe a bit before getting shocked.

"Yes," Twilight continued like this was the most natural thing in the world. "A sapphire, an emerald, a- which one is this?" Twilight asked herself as she pointed out the small bowls with colored powder in them.

"Whoa, are you grinding down precious stones for testing a theory?" I asked, shock held back by disbelief.

"Yes?" Twilight said, confused.

I stared at her with my eye wide for a moment. "Isn't that expensive?" I asked.

"Not really, I mean they're not free, but how so? Are they expensive on Terra?" she asked.

"Uh, yes. Very," I said. "We don't call them 'precious stones' for nothing."

"Oh, lucky for Spike he's not living on Terra, then. He eats them," Twilight said happily.

"Oh yeah, your kid-dragon friend," I said and Twilight nodded. Gryphons, minotaurs, unicorns, dragons. I wonder when the sirens are gonna show up.

"So, I would like you to try lifting a pinch from one of these bowls and see if that feels any different," Twilight said and gestured towards the bowls.

"Alright," I said and did the thing again.

I tried picking up a pinch of the slightly red dust and lifting it into the air. I felt my control improve, as if earlier I was trying to do something half-asleep and this time I was wide awake. I formed the small amount into a ball and shot it around in the room, almost casually compared to the last time.

"Very good!" Twilight said and I carefully dumped the dust back in the bowl. "This is going great. Now, can you try and sense magic again like you did in the forest?"

"Okay," I said. Alright, this time, project your consciousness into your horn.

Once again, I sensed the world in what could only be described as a pleasant explosion of shapes and colors. I looked around and saw the gentle brook of magic that was Redheart, and the bright glow that was Twilight.

Redheart looked pensively at me and gave me a gentle prod with her hoof before I said "you look worried, Redheart."

Redheart looked taken aback. "You can see me?" she asked.

I was confused before I realized that my head was still resting on the cushion, aimed away from her with my eye closed.

I stopped what I was doing and was yanked back into what I could only describe as 'normal unicorn-mode'. "Yeah," I said. "I didn't realize that my eye was closed."

"Well, strictly speaking you weren't looking at anything," Twilight said. "It's just that of all the mundane senses, sight is the one most ponies tend to interpret magic as."

"Oh, yeah. I guess it was a bit like a mix between sight and perhaps hearing, like echo-location. It's a bit strange to be able to see through things that... aren't transparent," I said, struggling to describe my experience. I had never used my vocabulary to discuss magic before.

"Yeah, it takes a while to get used to," Twilight said. "Alright. Try it again, and 'watch' me weave a simple enchantment into this gem."

I small topaz hovered in Twilight purple magic before setting down on the table. "Alright," I said.

Once more I projected myself into my horn and took a quick view of the world around me. Two guards were marching through the halls outside, their hooffalls muffled by the carpet and a small bird was perched on a windowsill in the neighboring room. I turned my attention to Twilight and the topaz. The gem felt different than the other objects around me. It had a gentle glow which wasn't swirling around.

The bright glow of Twilight's horn was intensified with more swirling colors which gently shot out towards the gem. The glow in the topaz now started to swirl like the living things around me, and Twilight was shaping it.

I observed on in fascination. The glow from Twilight's horn was stirring the glow in a few simple patterns and subtly changed the colors, and it didn't seem like it was going to slow down either, it just kept flowing on and on. After a while, the topaz lifted off from the table and started hovering about one foot in the air.

"That's it," Twilight said and I de-projected myself. "That was a simple levitation enchantment." Twilight gestured towards the floating topaz. "It's just like a spell, but an enchantment tends to last for a long time, sometimes indefinitely, and this is much easier to do with gems than most other material."

I looked back at my cutie mark again. "Okay, cool," I said.

"Now I want you to try it," Twilight said.

"Really? Are you sure?" I asked.

"Yes, and you can try doing that while sensing magic, it's probably easier that way."

"Alright," I said and projected myself again.

The gem was floating in the air, colors still swirling gently in a never-ending loop. I saw Twilight reach out and calm the small current so that the colors muted and settled back into the gentle but still glow it had earlier, the topaz dropping to the table.

I reached out and prodded the gem with my magic, and it felt like a small pool. I imagined my magic as a finger which I dipped into the pool and started moving the colors around with. They settled back almost immediately, though, and I instead tried to stir them quickly before pulling my magic out of it in order to not interrupt the flow. I tried to imitate what Twilight had done earlier but didn't manage to copy it completely.

It was fairly similar, though, and after a while the topaz started to move. It started rocking back and forth and pretty soon it was rolling around the room, making clacking sounds as it did.

I de-projected myself and gave Twilight a shrug.

"Not bad," Twilight said and I felt some pride build up inside me.

Redheart and I looked at the topaz as it rolled across the floor in determined fashion before encountering a wall and stubbornly tried to march on. It looked kind of funny.

Twilight's magic picked it up and floated it over to us, where it kept rolling around in the air. "Your very first enchantment," she said. "Would you like to keep it?"

I eyed the topaz for a bit. "I don't know, I imagine listening to that would get old after a while."

"Alright then," she said and wiped the enchantment. "Like I thought, your special talent is enchanting."

I gave a smile at that, instantly seeing how that could get useful.

"Now I have one more test," Twilight said and brought forwards the different cups of ground up powder. "Try tossing these."

"Tossing them?" I asked.

"Yeah, gems obviously react strongly to your magic. I want you to try and toss these and see if you have any preferences."

"I... try and lift them all at once?" I asked, not really wanting to misinterpret this.

"That's right," Twilight said. "Just give them a good shove."

"Alright," I said. I powered up my horn and looked at all the different little bowls. Their contents practically inviting my magic and it felt so easy to just get a grip on all of them at once.

Then I imagined that they were a Magic: The Gathering-collection that I had grown sick of.

And then I flipped the table.

The magic I had been struggling to lift a feather with made the different dusts shoot into the air like a fountain, and one near the middle shot like a ball and impacted the ceiling before starting to descend like an expensive mist.

Twilight conjured a magical shield around us like an umbrella before bringing the bowl that had contained the blue powder to her and read a small plaque on the side. Then she looked at me and my cutie mark, then back at the bowl.

"Lapis Lazuli," she said with a smile. "Should've known. Oh! And I have to let Kibitz know!"

I let out a yawn and Redheart said. "I think that's enough magic training for today."

"I think you're right," Twilight said. "Impressive work today, Gabrielle. You definitely don't have to go to magic kindergarten."

"Gabe. And thanks," I said. Shouldn't that be "magic fohlengarten"?

"I could give you a few books that you could read up on now that you can use magic on your own, there's lots of practical exercises in them, too," Twilight said.

I gave her a smile, a mild fatigue catching up with me. "Thanks, I'd like that," I said as Twilight started packing up everything.

Things are really looking promising. Being a unicorn is actually really cool, I thought to myself, pleased with how the day went. I haven't been this eager to study before in my life.

A thought struck me. "... Twilight?" I said.

"Yes?"

"You're gonna give me books on magic?" I asked.

"That's what I said."

"Which I have just performed?"

"... Yes?" Twilight asked and stopped to look at me.

"And I have been transported to another world, spoken with aliens, met incredibly powerful and old beings that can control stars, and been transformed into another being, myself?"

"... When you put it like that, you seem to be handling it very well," Twilight said after a while and gave me a concerned look. "Are you alright?"

I gave her a very genuine smile. "I don't remember the last time I felt this good."

Hah! Suck it, Lovecraft, I thought with an internal smirk.

"As you can see here, Lady Gabrielle, this movement-aid features key components made out of lapis lazuli, visible to make magical control easier. Judging from Princess Twilight Sparkle's assessment of your abilities, you could very well regain independent movement with this construction within weeks or even days," the unicorn said.

I looked up at him. Kibitz, as had introduced himself, was an older stallion with a cutie mark of an old pocket watch, small glasses at the edge of his muzzle, with a burgundy waistcoat and a somewhat flat head with a mane that begun somewhere on his neck and carefully trimmed sideburns. It had the effect of making it seem like he had very high widow's peaks and he managed to speak with very small movements of his mouth, so that the only visual hint that he was speaking was that his large mustache bristled.

"I... don't know what to say," I said, lying across Redheart's back, as Kibitz and Private Armor stood next to the comfortable looking wheelchair. Its structure covered by a layer of the ultramarine material, very much like my coat. With Princess Celestia and Twilight with friends stood next to me, looking at the chair with interest.

"Well, perhaps you would like to give it a try?" Kibitz suggested.

"A short one, in that case," Redheart said. "We don't want a repeat incident."

"Oh I doubt there's a danger," Twilight said.

"I do as well," Redheart said. "But there's no need to be reckless."

"Very well, a short one it is," Kibitz agreed. "Private Armor has been appointed to help you in such an event that your magic is insufficient, should you agree."

I looked at the nervous guard who had enough self-consciousness to give an affirmative nod. "Hey, Armor," I said and gave him a wave.

"Good afternoon, miss Gabrielle," he said back, sounding almost humorously stiff.

Redheart walked over to the chair and carefully helped me sit down in it. I looked at the gem-inlays in the chair, reached out with my magic and pushed forward.

The chair smoothly rolled forward and I tried breaking the movement, which also worked like a charm. Or a spell. "Wow," I said in a small voice. "This is great,"

"We are all most pleased that you think so, Lady Gabrielle," Kibitz said.

"Uh, you can skip 'lady'," I said.

"If it pleases you, miss."

"Excellent, Kibitz," Princess Celestia said. "And on such short notice. Please pass on my gratitude to all relevant parties."

"Oh, yeah, and mine," I chimed in.

"Naturally," he said.

"Well, I'm glad you appreciate this, Gabrielle," Princess Celestia said. "It pains me to see somepony struggle so."

"Your majesty, I'm... not sure how to repay this, and everything else I've gotten."

"You don't have to repay anything, but I plan on learning about your world, and I hope you will help me do so," she said.

"Of course!" I said, eager to show that I wouldn't just take things like this for granted.

"I don't wanna cut anypony off, here. But we should get going if we don't wanna miss the train," Rainbow Dash said.

"Of course," Celestia said. "Until next time, my little ponies."

"Sure thing, Princess," Rainbow Dash said, completely oblivious to Rarity's disapproving gaze.

"See you soon, Twilight," Applejack said and the rest chimed in.

"Yes, see you tomorrow," Twilight said.

"You're not going?" I asked.

"Yes, but I'm waiting until tomorrow," she said. "Spike can watch the library in the meantime."

"Why are you waiting until tomorrow?"

"Because I want to learn about your world too. It's actually kind of my royal duty," she said.

"Yeah, see you tomorrow, Twilight," Rainbow Dash said before turning to me. "Come visit someday, wiz-kid."

"Oh, indeed," Rarity agreed with the others. "If your aptitude in enchantments are as Twilight describe, you simply must let me make use of them. Imagine the garments we could make with it!"

"Yeah, that actually sounds pretty great," I admitted. "See you later."

Redheart looked expectantly at me and I extended my foreleg invitingly. She walked up and gave me a warm hug.

It was a bit ruined when six other ponies joined in, but I didn't let that bother me. Today was a too good of a day.

"See you later, Gabe," Redheart said and then left for the door with of the ponies and walked out into the late afternoon-sun.

"Well, Twilight, your old room is as you left it, with quills and paper in abundance," Celestia told Twilight.

"Thank you," Twilight said. "I'm looking forward to hearing about Terra tomorrow, Gabrielle."

"I hope It'll live up to your expectations," I said. "I'm feeling a bit spoiled, getting all these things and attention."

Celestia looked at me with a serious expression. "Gabrielle Desrochers, while it warms my heart that you appreciate the things given to you and that you are adjusting to life as a pony, do not imagine for a moment that my desire for you to teach me of your world is a way to alleviate any feelings of debt."

Both Twilight and I looked at Celestia, my surprised expression inviting her to continue. "You already understand this, Gabrielle. Establishing a connection to Terra could be, would be, one of the most pivotal event in living memory. It is something which has to be done right. Do not dismiss your importance in this."

"I," I started, not really sure what to say. "Yes, your majesty."

"And so it pleases me that you're taking this request seriously," Celestia said in a warm voice.

"Thank you, your majesty," I said, finding her words very comforting.

"Now, I plan on having supper soon. I imagine that you're eager to study the books that Twilight has promised you, but would you all like to join me for supper before you do?" Celestia said to me and Twilight.

"Of course we would," Twilight answered for us.

"Well then. Private Armor, if you would be so kind as to help Gabrielle into the dining hall? I would like you to join us. And you, Kibitz, I want to double check my schedule," Celestia said and started making her way to the dining hall.

I looked at a flabbergasted looking Armor as the two princesses and the royal scheduling advisor started moving away. After a moment, Kibitz turned around and shot Armor a disapproving look and cleared his throat, whereupon Armor sprung into action.

All in all, I felt that this was very a productive day.

Sharing and Caring (With Some Idiocy And Indolence On The Side)