Fry's Purple Lovers

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Romance, Science Fiction, Comedy
Length: 1184

Leela wants her man back from Princess Twilight Sparkle. Can Fry get Twilight and Leela to agree to a threesome, or is the universe doomed due to this erotic human and pony sex adventure?

Leela wants her man back from Princess Twilight Sparkle. Can Fry get Twilight and Leela to agree to a threesome, or is the universe doomed due to this erotic human and pony sex adventure?

Published 2014-10-21 17:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-21 17:30:02 UTC

Fry And Princess Twilight Sparkle

In the year 3010, a man known as Philip J. Fry had a horrible case of blue balls…

For the past ten years, this man chased a cyclops (which was his fetish) woman named Turanga Leela, who had purple hair, (purple also his fetish and favorite color) but to no avail. He has yet to manage to cum inside her.

As of right now, he was currently lying down on a dirty brown couch in his filthy lounge (closet) in what is known as Robot Arms Apartments whilst he watched TV. The dark room was littered with beer bottles, beer cans, pizza boxes, chinese food and cygnoid food everywhere. The only source of light was from the television.

Fry, with his fancy red lightspeed briefs down around his ankles had placed a firm grip over his gigantic penis and then jerked himself off to errotic radiator porn on TV, which featured radiator women with steaming hot exhaust fans.

"Man, radiator porn isn’t as good as it used to be," he said with a rather bored expression on his face.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang which caused the TV to automatically change the channel to some boring documentary about onions. "Hey, Bender can you get that?" Fry’s face suddenly saddened when he remembered Bender got invited to a orgy with pornstars. "Oh… right."

And so, Fry stood up, pulled his lightspeed briefs up and then headed for the door. What he answered the door to didn’t really surprise him in the least, being the future and all.

"Hello, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. What’s your name?" said the sexy alien pony princess.

"I’m Philip J. Fry, but you can just call me Fry," he said sexfully while drooling with a nasty grin on his face.

Twilight gasped with a hoof over her mouth, "Are those lightspeed briefs? Oh, can we have human and pony sex?"

She looked at him with large pleading doggy eyes, some tears began to form in her eyes, due to the possibility of him rejecting her.

"YES! My sexy purple pony!” he shouted excitedly as he picked her up. "Finally, my blue balls will be gone!"

Twilight made a sound like a squeaking ball whilst she clapped her hooves together happily.

They stared deeply into each other’s eyes, and then human and pony came together and kissed passionately like rapid wood chucks.

"Oh, I love you Fry!

"I love you too, Twilight."

"Flash Sentry was such a pussy! He didn’t want human and pony sex with me!" she said sexfully while flapping her wings. With a nasty grin Fry carried the sexy pony into his filthy bedroom, with the very walls covered in cum stains. "Oh dirty boy! Fuck this pony to infinity and beyond!"

And then, the human and pony sex began with Fry placing the giggling pony down on his bed, followed by whipping out his massive penis and then cock slapping her across the face. "Oh yes, I’ve been a bad pony!"

"Yes, you have," he said sexfully whilst he cock slapped her again.

A purple aura surrounded Twilight’s horn briefly, before there was a flash and then Fry found himself lying on his back with Twilight between his legs. "Let the human and pony sex begin!" she shouted excitedly.

The winged unicorn began sucking off her new homo sapien friend and thus the seeds of fate began to swirl in Fry’s balls. Finally, he shall be rid of his blue balls. The alicorn moaned aloud around her mouthful of human penis whilst she bobbed eagerly up and down upon his mighty penis. Poor Fry, the human and pony sex was becoming too much for Fry, thus his pingas got even more mass erect until it was 91 inches long, swelling even bigger than Big Macintosh’s penis, which was all thanks to Twilight's mouth and magical pony pussy.

"Oh, Princess Twilight Sparkle! I can’t last! The human and pony sex is too much!" he said with gritted teeth as the unicorn continued to suck him off.

With a nasty grin on her muzzle Twilight looked up to him with her beautiful large purple eyes as she kept sucking him off, speaking into his mind telepathically. "Oh Fry, my magical pony pussy and your lightspeed briefs give you the power to last! For even if you cum, you’ll still remain hard."

"Aww, yeah! Finally I get sex!" he said sexfully.

Twilight’s pulled her mouth off Fry’s cock, "Fuck this pony Fry! Get rid of your blue balls!"

Twilight mounted herself over him and slowly pushed his massive mighty penis into her mighty magical pony pussy. When his penis finally bottomed out in her pony pussy the union between human and pony love was complete.

Twilight began bouncing her fine cum insideable booty on Fry’s monster cock. He squeezed her buttcheeks as both of them moaned sexfully.

"Oh Fry! I can’t wait until you cum inside me!" she said sexfully.

"Oh, Twilight, I can’t wait to cum inside you!"

The human and pony sex was glorious, Twilight’s big pony butt was so fine and Fry’s penis would even put Zapp Brannigan’s mighty Zapper to shame. Fry had was currently fucking the most sexy being in the universe, an alien pony from another universe.

Finally Fry shall lose his blue balls, thanks to the power of human and pony sex.

Hope seemed to radiate off the two, that even Zoidberg will one day get to cum inside someone…. or somepony. Across time and space, somewhere in the vastness of the multiverse his holiness Nicolas Cage gave his blessing to Fry and Twilight as he wiped away a manly tear from witnessing such a union between man and pony.

And then, just when things could not seems to get better, things indeed got even better when a very handsome green ogre walked into the room with a massive green mighty ogre penis at the ready.

"Shrek is here to fuck the pony up the buttlehole!" he shouted excitedly.

"GO AWAY SHREK! I HAVE A HUMAN FETISH, NOT OGRE FETISH!"

"You... you don’t have a ogre fetish? Fine, feck you then! I’m going home to bang me ugly wife!"

With that Shrek slammed the door and stormed off.

"Now, where were we?", she said sexfully whilst the pony looked down her upon her human lover.

Twilight leaned down to kiss Fry passionately in a tender display of human and pony love, which caused a magical explosion of human and pony love, that slowly and horribly burned alive evil misanthropic ponies across the the multiverse, whilst strengthening the union between pony and human among non misanthropic good ponies with a human fetish.

"Oh, Twilight!" Fry shouted in ecstasy.

"Yes, Fry cum inside me!"

And then Fry came inside the pony, causing the room to flood slightly with his cum. Finally, his blue balls were gone.

***

Meanwhile…

In Apartment 1I, aka Leela’s Apartment. Leela had woken on her bed looking rather angry.

"I sense someone is stealing my man!" she said with gritted teeth.

To be continued… maybe.