Zecora moves to Ponyville

by Killed2013

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1258

Zecora have been living on the everfree forest as his home, being alone is sometimes ugly...

Zecora have been living on the everfree forest as his home, being alone is sometimes ugly…

Zecora wanted to go live in ponyville, except one small problem, he's home sick!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-24 07:06:57 UTC

Hide my secret!

"All set up, now here's the deeds and the permit for brewing herbal medicines" Mayor Mare gave Zecora the paper and she reach for the poison joke "Zecora why there's a poison joke in one of your ingredients?" Mayor Mare asked.

"Oh, I've been trying to try a bit experiment on parasprites, if they eat anything and not multiply they can be adopted as pet if this worked" Zecora explained "By the way, don't touch it, you don't want to get it's side effects" Zecora requested, "Ok then, should I get another permit for experimenting?" Zecora asked...

"No, I don't think so, it's not all that kind of serious, all you need to get the effects of poison joke inflicts the parasprites so I don't think it would be a big deal to you and to others" Mayor Mare answered, "Since all of your ingredients are uncommon, I assumed that'll you go to the everfree forest for ingredients right?" Mayor Mare asked...

"Yes, that is true, does Ponyville have guards?" Zecora asked.

"No it doesn't" Mayor Mare said in a pitch voice, "Wait why are you a bit taller that me?" Mayor Mare asked.

"Did you just!?" said Zecora madly, Zecora noticed the Mayor Mare's white mane becoming pink Zecora ask "Why is your mane becoming pink?" Zecora pointed an eye on Mayor Mare...

"Please don't tell this to Pinkie Pie" Mayor Mare asked, "Just please don't!" Mayor Mare was scared yet angry, trying to be impassive not to show her true emotions...

"Wait, are you long-lost Granny Pie?" Zecora asked, "Nevermind that, anyway I won't tell..." *This is first thing I should ask her about, not supply bits that'll be much more robbering poor ponies, AH!* Zecora thought of a better promise... "I won't tell if you supply me some ingredients Pernamently" Zecora marked the spot....

"YES YES YES YES YES, I WILL JUST CURE ME PLEASE!" Mayor Mare requested, "Just make it quick I don't want to get Pinkie sees me-" Mayor Mare  was interrupted by....

"Hey Zecoraaaaa-" Twilight was surprise and had no idea what's happening, "Why's Mayor Mare's small and have a pink mane?" Twilight asked...

"Well May-" Zecora was interrupted by Mayor Mare...

"MANE DYE! YES MANE DYE, RIGHT NOW ZECORA ACCIDENTALLY POURED SOME MANE DYE IN MY MANE!" Mayor Mare lied, kept trying to hide her secret...

"Oook? but that does explained why your small and your pretty much size of Applebloom" Twilight added, "Zecora, any idea on removing this effect of poison joke?" Twilight asked...

"How did you know?" Zecora asked, Twilight rolled her eyes and Zecora said "Right, Applejack have a bit smaller while Fluttershy, well lowered pitch voice" Zecora cleared "Well Twilight could you find me two more poison jokes?" Zecora requested.

"Yes, except how would I handle it with out getting the effects?" Twilight asked "Now that I'm an Alicorn, last time I can't use magic, now it's unclear what it will do!" Twilight added.

"Use your levitation spell on a distance but beware, put the poison joke on a secured container!" Zecora intructed

"Right on it!" Twilight goes to the Everfree Forest with out any words left behind...

"What should we do? if Pinkie notice me I'm dead!" Mayor Mare  reminded Zecora she hid a secret...

"HEEEEY ZECORA" Pinkie Pie greets outside...

"Quick hide!" Zecora whispered to Mayor Mare...

Pinkie Pie entered and then brought her party cannon and started firing everywhere!

"Welcome to Ponyville Zecora, we hope you enjoy your stay!" Pinkie Pie greeted Zecora, and started saying many words, "happy-happy-move-in-to-you-now-we're-neighbors-get-your-free-cake-while-you-can!" Pinkie Pie said rapidly...

"What? SLOW DOWN!" Zecora requested "And Pinkie I appreciated that you started this party for... I don't even know" Zecora added, meanwhile Mayor Mare got to a hidden spot somewhere in the house...

"Ok, where did Granny Pie go?" Pinkie Pie asked "I saw her this morning entering your house Zecora" Pinkie Pie stated.

*How did she know?* Zecora thought "Who's Granny Pie?" Zecora asked, and he lied...

"You know, the Mayor Mare, if she's around I called her Mayor Mare when she's not Granny Pie!" Pinkie Pie answered, "Did Granny Pie even goes in this house?" Pinkie Pie "Wait, do even know Mayor Mare and Granny Pie?" Pinkie Pie asked agian...

"I'm pretty sure Granny Pie or Mayor Mare goes in here" Zecora answered trying to not show his feelings in lying, "in fact who's who" Zecora answered.

"Ok, here's the small brief of details: Granny Pie and Me, Pinkie Pie of course, same hair style, almost same eye color, and for some reason she always hides from me!" Pinkie Pie shown a sad face...

*To be honest... she's quite right* Zecora thought and said "And what's the same sides of Mayor Mare and Granny Pie?" Zecora asked...

"Here's the pictures, look at the hair and the eye color there'y same!" Pinkie Pie explained!

"Zecora I got the ingredients!" Twilight entered "Hi Pinkie what's with party?" Twilight asked "Where's Mayor Mare?" Twilight whispered to Zecora.

"I don't know but she's hiding somewhere in this house" Zecora whispered back "Hey Pinkie can we stop partying please, I need to get back to word" Zecora requested.

"Urgh, ok" Pinkie Pie takes her party cannon and goes home...

After some minutes...

"Done! here's the antidote" Zecora gave the the soup to Mayor Mare, "And next time stop messing things around you ok?" Said Zecora.

Meanwhile at Pinkie's Pinkamena...

"Ooh, hello there!" Pinkamena speaks to nopony...

"Have you seen Granny Pie?"

Prolonge

"Twilight, did you sent the letter to Mayor Mare yet?" Zecora asked.

"Not yet, since Spike's day off begins here, now I got to do delivering messages!" Twilight stated offended...

"You do know: Derpy Hooves is one of the best mare mails in Equestria right?" Zecora asked...

"Oh why yes I do know, but trust me! you do not want her delivering your mail! just trust me" Twilight answered.

"Anyway... where's the rest of your friends?" Zecora asked...

"Well, Rarity have to well, comfort Spike for some reason, Pinkie Pie have been hauling the wagon, Rainbow Dash have the side affect for waiting the Daring Do story books, Fluttershy is having some trouble with some animals trouble and lastly Applejack have a lot of chores to do with Big Macintosh!" Twilight answered...

"Ok? not that I'm attacking somepony's privacy, but what kind of side affect?" Zecora asked...

"Do you really want to know what?" Twilight asked...

"Why yes I do!" Zecora dared Twilight and Zecora reached to his glass of water to quench his thirst...

"Ugh, fine, Rainbow Dash gone crazy making her to go to the maximum jail security cell prison #15 and each time she got out well, let's just say she won't get out" Twilight answered...

"WHAT?!" Zecora spilled his drink to Twilight...

"Mhm, same reaction, no need to sorry, that happened to Applejack once I heard it" Twilight added.

Pinkie Pie parked her wagon besides the door...

Pinkie Pie jump into Twilight saying "Incoming!" as Pinkie Pie landed on Twilight she greets us saying "Hi Twilight and hi Zecora, I'm so exited for Zecora to move to Ponyville how about you Twilight!" Pinkie Pie asked...

"I will answered that, could you get your tail out of my face and get off my back! you're killing my bones!" Twilight requested... loudly

"Oh, oopsies, so Zecora ready to partey?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Pinkie not no-" Pinkie Pie brought out the party cannon and fired every confetti!

Sometimes now, Pinkie Pie finally stop partying and got to Ponyville