Which Girl to Take to the Fall Formal?

by Lloyd Shamrock

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Main 7 (EqG), DJ P0N-3, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Trixie
Length: 18807

JD and the gang are trying to get dates for the Fall Formal, and the mayhem ensues.

It's that time of the year the Fall Formal is starting and our heroes don't have dates. Red JD wants to drug girls and have sex with them unconscious, Blue JD suggests to Red JD, Purple JD, and Green JD, Lloyd shamrock and Devin to be themselves, Devin likes the idea but Red JD doesn't like it. Now, the question is: will our heroes get dates or will they fail?

This isn't canon to my first story, this is just for laughs.

Chapters with a character name in parenthesis are chapters centered on that character.

Published 2015-02-18 22:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-19 03:53:13 UTC

How to get girls

"Note to self," Blue JD begins to write in the black notebook,

"Uhh... Given some circumstances reminding on how everything is, I highly doubt we're ever gonna return to our original adventures in Equestria, so Khaotic Villos is in Canterlot High with us, this is gonna be a challenge. On the other hand, Twilight, Cadence, Celestia, Luna, we're very sorry about stealing your crown Twilight, hope you get this message.

Sincerely,
Blue JD."

"Hey Blue, check this out, it's hilarious." A voice yelled.

Blue JD looked by the hallway and saw a guy wearing red shirt, the back of his shirt contains a blade with sheath, red pants, and black shoes it was Red JD.

"What do you want, Red?" Blue JD asked.

"A girl is fucking a snack machine!" Red JD was grinning evilly.

"Even though it was a couple months since we've been here luckily I pulled some strings to get us into Canterlot High and I shook hands with both the Principal and Vice Principal and they gave us jobs; Red JD was the Sex-Ed teacher, Purple JD was a janitor, Green JD, Lloyd, Villos, and me were hall monitors. And tomorrow will be the Fall Formal. Red JD keeps boasting how a lot of people will be having sex, great." Blue JD thought to himself.

"See, what did I tell you?" Red JD boasted.

What I saw was a girl with purple streaked hair trying to open a snack machine with her hands.

"Red, she is not fucking a snack machine. she's trying to get something to eat."

"So, any ideas who're asking to the Fall Formal?" Blue JD asked.

Red JD was thinking who to take to the Fall Formal. But all Red JD said was: "Can it aight? I have a plan tha's gonna bring all the ladies to us."

"Is it about drugging girls and getting them horny?" Blue JD said flatly.

"No... It's about drugging girls and getting them horny."

"Figures. Just... Don't bring JD, Devin, and me into this."

"Why? I thought you want to return to Equestria after we hand Twilight's crown to Bacon-hair."

"Bacon-hair?" Blue JD asked.

"Yeah, that bacon-haired girl that wants to show her ass to worship all of Equestria, yeah... I'd worship and hit dat ass." Red JD grinned evilly.

"You know she's not going to blow you right?"

"Shut it!"

"I'm going to help that girl get something to eat." Blue JD reached inside his pocket for some change.

Then Blue JD saw a another girl that had silver hair. He recognizes that silver hair, it was Trixie Lulamoon.

"The great and powerful Trixie! ...Needs some peanut butter crackers."

Trixie put a coin in the snack machine and out the peanut butter crackers go.

"Voilà!"

Then suddenly, the snack machine whirred to life and some kind of laser gun came out from the top and pointed at Trixie's face, speaking with a robotic voice, saying, "STEP AWAY FROM THE TRIX."

"What the what!?" Blue JD was shocked.

The laser gun shot Trixie in a explosion. Trixie blew a puff of smoke.

Red JD was jaw-dropped open. "Cool snack machine."

"We should run." Blue JD suggested.

"Good idea."

Red JD and Blue JD backed away slowly, and then made a run for it.

"Hey, look at the bright side. At least we can blame this on those damn Greasers at Bullworth."

"This is Canterlot High, not Bullworth Academy."

Red JD let out a defeated: "Oh..."

"But we can at least tell Twilight about our adventures in Canterlot High. That'll make you feel better right?" Blue JD asked.

"True dat."

Equestria Girls intro

Meanwhile, in the hallway of canterlot high. three humans were watching the halls as if they were guarding a priceless jewel in Equestria.

"Hey JD, this is boring when are we gonna get a break?" Lloyd asked.

"Vice Principal Luna told us till lunchtime, we need to be vigilant, crooked cops and assassins. Plus I've never been a hall monitor before, hmm... what does a hall monitor do anyway?" JD asked.

"They go around enforcing the rules and then they send the rule-breakers to her office and she rapes them." Villos stated.

"I thought they get sent to principal's office and sends them to detention."

"That's what I said."

"Oh... How's Purple doing?"

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Purple JD spun himself around in a computer chair.

"Anyway I think we all know what we're thinking, right JD?" Lloyd looked at JD.

JD nodded. "Absolutely, rape Vice Principal Luna."

"Wha- ok- well... maybe, but still what we need is to get dates for the Fall Formal."

"YO!!!!!" A familiar voice shouted.

"Hey Red, how's your Sex-Ed go?" Lloyd asked.

"Well...."

"ATTENTION STUDENTS! TODAY I WILL TEACH YOU WHAT TO DO, WHEN A PROSTITUTE IS NEAR YOU. FIND YOUR MOTHER, OR YOUR HOT SISTER AND USE THE POWER OF THE PIMP HAND!"

"Excuse me teacher, how do we-"

Red JD slapped the student. "SHUT UP BITCH!"

Another student raised a hand.

"YOU, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" Red JD asked.

"S-Sweetie Belle." The student trembled.

"Well well well Sweetie Belle could you do me a favor and drink that glass of water?"

"Ok." Sweetie drank that whole glass of in a few sips, she sat there for a few moments until her head swiftly collided with her desk.

"Geez man, what the hell did you do!?" An orange skinned, purple-haired student exclaimed.

"Uh I made her drowsy, c'mon there's a little field trip I gotta take you on."

"We should probably take her to the hospital."

"No way, brosay!" Red JD facepalmed, "Fuck! Now Crash Bandicoot from Sonic For Hire is making me say it!"

"Hey, c'mon, I didn't do anything that bad." Red JD shrugged.

"You took her and the students to a strip club and took Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Rarity into a friggin five-way." Blue JD said.

"Well, at least they enjoyed it. They had a good time with this baby." Red JD pointed to his huge erection.

"You're disgusting."

"And you're misleading."

"Well I'm glad someone's happy, because WE don't have fucking dates!"

"Don't worry Amigo, we just need to set up... THE TEAM!"

"Red JD, The Brawn and our Womanizer." Red JD was carrying a ton of bricks and slashed them while flirting with a hot girl.

"Blue JD, Techno-wizard and our eye in the sky." Blue JD was wearing specs while hacking a high-level security computer.

"Lloyd Shamrock, The...stealthy-ninja kinda guy." Lloyd was practicing ninjitsu.

"Purple JD, The, uh... Sexy distraction." Purple JD was wearing girls clothing while fluttering his eyes.

"JD, Master of Disquises." JD was wearing a mustache, nerdy glasses and buck-tooth teeth.

"What about me?" Devin asked.

"Oh, you're on refreshments, make sure nobody gets thirsty." Villos said flatly.

"All right we got the crew, now let's go get us some dates!" JD declared.

"Autobots, let's roll out!" Purple referenced.

"Oh Purple, you say the craziest things."

The bell rang, causing a lot of students heading for the next class. The gang started to run around the school to find some girls even it takes till the Fall Formal, before they went to the gymnasium they came across a guy with tan skin and blue eyes His hair is also blue. He wears a white shirt with a lighting bolt on it. Wears a greyish jacket with a white and red stripe with this. Also he wears jeans and black and white shoes.

"Oww... Sorry about that."

"Hey no problem, it's cool. My name is Flash Sentry, I see you have headphones." He noticed JD wearing his wireless headphones, during back in his time before he went to Equestria, JD watched the beginning of TWEWY (The World Ends With You) he saw a spiky boy wearing headphones while telling everyone to go the hell away.

"So you like music?" JD nodded. "That's pretty cool since I'm playing guitar in a rock band. By the way, I know we just met, but can you help me? My drummer's missing." He watched JD for a few minutes. Then JD broke the silence.

"You got a phone?" JD asked.

"Uh... Yeah?"

"FUCKING USE IT!" He pointed his finger at him.

Author's Note

The mechanized snack machine is from HOFFY1138.

Post your questions in the comments below and I'll field them one at a time.

Blue JD's reaction:

I'll be working on part 2 soon, and this story I just gotta get this outta the way so I can focus on part 2.

(Devin) Asking Out A DJ

"Why couldn't I just go with the others while you guys are gallivanting around the Fall Formal, trying to tap some ass?" Devin asked as he, JD, Lloyd, and Villos are walking down to the mall.

"Red and the others are helping Pinkie with all the decorations, besides we need some music for the dance and thanks to Persona 4 Golden, I'm gonna use my mad air guitar skills." JD answered as he imitated playing a guitar.

"You can't play a guitar." Lloyd stated.

"Not helping Lloyd!"

"Look, Principal Celestia gave us a list of things to get for the Fall Formal. Here we each take a portion of the list and get it done, easy right?" Villos started handing out the list.

Music
Decorations
Party Cups
Punch Mix
Snacks
Cameras
Camera Film

"That's a long list if you ask me." JD read the list.

"Yeah, what if we mess up on the camera job?" Lloyd asked.

"Okay, I'll handle the cameras and the film." Villos scribbled on his notes.

"I don't know Lloyd, getting snacks and drinks are gonna be tough I mean finding what kind of food to choose figuring out what beverage our party guests will drink."

"Fine I'll get the food and the drinks! can you at least get music and the decorations?" Villos gave them a cold stare.

"C'mon Villos finding music and party decorations that ain't how me and Lloyd roll."

"Look I'm telling you three, Just get the music ready and the decorations set up and come back to the school. I need to help Blue JD get the ice sculptures set up while The Vice Principal needs me to clean up Pinkie's mess Cause she challenged the new student for a competition. I'll cross out some of the list, have these done in half an hour." Villos scribbled the list wrote their names on it.

Music: JD and Devin
Decorations: Lloyd shamrock
Party Cups
Punch Mix
Snacks
Cameras
Camera Film

"All right, all right. Heh... you know I'll spoil her."

Villos turned around and left the mall to get things on his list.

"C'mon let's get this stupid list done." JD, Devin, and Lloyd ran around the mall look for music and decorations. They looked around the mall.

JD, Devin, and Lloyd came across the music store where they saw a lot of musical instruments and a girl listening to her music with her headphones with an Ottava music symbol on the side.

"All right bro, go ahead and ask the stork clerk. We'll look around and get the decorations." JD and Lloyd left the store to find the nearest party store.

Devin walked up to the counter to speak to the clerk, but his body became rigid when he saw her familiar two tone blue streaked hair. She turned her attention to him and lowered her headphones on her shoulders, and at that moment, Devin realized he'd been completely silent this entire time.

Say something, stupid! His thoughts screamed at him.

"Uh, h-hey, Vinyl..." Devin said while slightly waving, not trying to hide his anxiety.

Lucky for him, she smiled and waved back, he knew she wasn't much of a talker.

"So, anyway, uh, I'm here to get some music for the, um, Fall Formal."

She held her hand up, motioning for him to stop and wait, she turned around and picked up a stack of disk jockey records off of the table and handed it to Devin.

"Thanks, Vinyl."

She pointed at a sticky note posted on top of the stack:

For the Canterlot High Fall Formal, please make sure these are delivered to my DJ table in the gym.

"No problem!" Devin mock saluted.

Vinyl smiled and proceeded to replace her headphones on her head, but Devin stopped her.

"Hey, um, I was wondering... if you and I could, uh..." He took a deep breath and quickly spoke, "WillyougototheFallFormalwithme?!"

He swiftly looked away out of embarrassment, awaiting her reply. But then something clicked in his mind.

The hell are you doing? You know she doesn't talk much, why are you looking away!? He mentally cursed himself.

He turned back to see Vinyl shove a piece of paper across the counter towards him, he looked down and it read:

Sure thing! Pick me up at 7!

He looked back up to see Vinyl lift her shades up and give Devin a wink and a smile.

"Okay! See you tonight!" Devin said, a little too enthusiastically.

He walked out of the music store, when no one was looking, he pumped his fist and did a funny dance. Ironically, Vinyl saw him out of the window and silently giggled.

Devin walked through the mall and found JD and Lloyd with shopping bags in their hands.

"Hey bro, did you get the music?" JD asked.

"Yeah, we just gotta put these on the DJ table at the school in the gym."

"C'mon, if we hurry we won't get raped by Luna." Lloyd suggested.

"Wait, raped by who?"

"Nothing, he meant nothing!" JD covered Lloyd's mouth and growled under his breath, "Don't ever bring that up to him. At all."

"I won't, I promise!"

They managed to leave the mall. Trying to make their way back to the school, JD, Devin, and Lloyd were rushing to avoid the obstacles along the path; they ran through Dogs, parole officers (don't ask, JD and Lloyd got into some mischief while Devin was in the music store), even the Crusaders; JD and Devin met them when they arrived at Canterlot High, Apple Bloom shook hands with them when the bell rang they left for class. They waved goodbye and went to see the Principal.

Finally they made it back to the school's gym Devin put the music Vinyl gave him on the DJ table.

"So, did you guys get everything?" Blue JD asked.

"Yes, we did." JD nodded.

"Nice!" Red JD was pouring something in the punch.

"Red, what are you doing?"

"Mixing the punch, what's it look like?"

Blue JD inspected the punch, it was filled with roofies.

"I can't believe you! I mean, here, at all times, you really want to rape a girl?" Blue JD waved his hands in the air.

"What's the big deal? Most guys put roofies in a girl's drink."

"Oh sure, while we're at it, let's go use our hard earned money on a room filled with girls, so we can eat their pussy's out!" Blue JD sarcastically suggested.

"Yes! Finally!" Red JD pumped his fists.

"SARCASM!"

"DAMN IT!"

Author's Note

Golden Flare gave me permission to reference one of his scenes from Kingdom Hearts: Equestria Girls

(JD and Lloyd) Trouble at the Emporium

"All right bro, go ahead and ask the stork clerk. We'll look around and get the decorations." JD and Lloyd left the store to find the nearest party store.

"We're not going to the party store, are we?" Lloyd asked.

"No, we are not!" JD proclaimed.

"So, where are we going?"

"I got a text on my phone by some username, 'DustLightning69', and told me to check out this new pawn shop around the corner."

"When did you get the message?"

"When we were hall monitors, my phone chimed, I told myself I'd check it out later. but now that I think about it... it's... actually kind of strange for my phone get a text from someone that I didn't even meet."

"Maybe you met this person before?"

"Nah, last thing I need some guy holding glow sticks pretending he's in a rave trolling me."

"Ya damn right!" Lloyd held his hand in the air. "High five, brother!" they both high fived each other. "Nice."

They were walking around and then they found the pawn shop the text said from JD's phone.

"You think this is a good idea coming here?" Lloyd asked.

"Alright, listen to me, this is exactly what these scam artist do; they take your money, raise the price a bit, and then all of a sudden, boom!" JD clapped his hands once, "You've been ripped off. Leave to me. I know these scammers they're like Eddy." JD opened the door then it rang.

"Welcome to the grand opening of the Flim Flam Brothers' Everything Under the Sun Emporium!"

"If you want it..."

"...we've got it!"

"Need a pogo stick?"

"A bowling ball?"

"A stuffed clown?"

"Whatever this is?" One of them held a weird helmet with wires.

JD grabbed a sword that was laying around and said. "Gimme that, this is a robbery, now hand over the rest of your shit, old timers!"

"But all we had was the Bass, everything in this store, and that Sword's made of poor craftsmanship."

"Huh... Okay, well, what about some gift certificates or something?"

"Get out of our store, you bunch of robbing delinquents!" The brothers yelled.

"Lloyd... remember when I said these guys are like Eddy?"

"Yeah..."

"Watch this." JD got close to the Flim Flam Brothers. "Hey, you guys like money right?"

"Why, of course, who wouldn't like money?" Flim answered.

"Don't forget the all those shipping expenses." Flam added.

"Wouldn't dream of it brother."

"Well here's a question, what's up with your clothes? Did you guys get ready for a fancy barbershop quartet?" JD asked.

"No." They said in unison.

"PUNCH IN THE FACE!" JD threw both his fists at Flim and Flam, causing them to fall on the ground knocking them unconscious.

"Okay, quick grab everything you see so we can get the fuck out of here."

"Why would you do that!?" Lloyd exclaimed.

"THEY ruined my favorite childhood TV show, 'Ed, Edd, n Eddy', and so I decided to retaliate by using senseless violence."

"When did you watch that show?"

"Back in 2002 when I was 8, it was my favorite television series since then."

"Dude, you need a vacation."

"I know."

JD and Lloyd grabbed everything in the pawn shop and stuffed them in a bag. "What do we do with these two?" He pointed at the Flim Flam brothers.

JD thought for a minute then he had an idea. "Do they have a few costumes in this store?"

"I found some in the back and they are creepy."

Lloyd showed JD a ton of spooky costumes and some that are mechanically broken. "Perfect."

Lloyd looked outside the store, no one is around. "Okay, no one's here, let's get what we need and-oh god what are you doing?"

"Lloyd, how bad would it be if everyone saw these two as Freddy Fazbear and Chica?" JD asked, chuckling, "I gotta do this man it... It's too funny."

"Yes JD, you're a riot, go ahead, kill them by putting them in scary costumes."

"That's the plan!" JD proclaimed, shamelessly, "Give me five minutes."

"Five minutes? Really?"

I'm just stripping their clothes off and stuffing them in indy video game costumes. Now shut up and watch the door." JD slammed the door to the back room.

"I can't believe I have to watch the whole store while you're taking their clothes off."

"Yeah, just be glad you ain't seeing this, otherwise... Ugh... You would see their-"

"La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, I'm not listening!" Lloyd covered his ears.

Lloyd looked at the windows at the store and saw five girls coming to the pawn shop.

"Aw crap, What are hell are they doing here?"

One of them has frizzy, big dark pink hair and pale pink skin. She has blue eyes and wears a white shirt with a heart on it. She wears a blue jacket over her shirt. She wears a pink skirt with balloons on it. She also wears blue boots with pink bows on them.

Another wears a pale blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a lilac skirt with her cutie mark, lilac boots with blue and violet accents, a blue diamond barrette and a violet designer belt.

The next one possesses long, rainbow colored hair with bangs hanging in the right side of her face. Her clothing consists of a blue short-sleeved button up shirt and a white shirt with her pony version's cutie mark logo on the chest. Her lower half consists of tight-fitting black bike shorts underneath a pink and white skirt, rainbow colored knee socks, and light blue Converse style high top boots. For accessories, she wears rainbow colored wristbands.

Another one has yellow skin, long light pink hair, and teal eyes, wearing a butterfly hair clip, a white blouse, a green skirt with butterflies imprinted on the side, and green knee high shoes with pink, white dotted socks.

And the last one has tan skin, blonde hair tied up into a ponytail, and sap green eyes, wearing a white shirt with green at the top, a Stetson hat atop her head, a denim skirt held up by a dark brown belt with an apple logo on the buckle, and brown cowgirl boots with two apple logos on each one.

"Howdy, Lloyd."

"Howdy yourself. What brings you girls here?"

"We're here for Applejack's Bass." Rainbow spoke with determination.

"Bass... Bass..." Lloyd said, his face scrunched up in concentration, "You mean this Bass?" Lloyd held up a large fish.

"That's not mah Bass! That's a bass!"

"What are you doing here Lloyd? Are you the shopkeeper?" Pinkie asked.

"I...I, uh...am the owner of this store. I'm doing my daily job. You know petting the merchandise, making sure it tastes nice."

JD kicked the door open and came out the back of the store with the Flim Flam brothers stuffed in the scary costumes. "Okay, I got them in costume, now let's-wait what the fuck!? Why weren't watching the door!?"

"Why are ya stuffin' the Flim Flam Brothers in creepy costumes?" Applejack asked.

"Why don't you mind your own business?"

"Gittin' mah Bass back IS mah business!"

"Fine! Whatever! Look, You caught us, I'll go get your Bass, it's in the back of the store, anyway."

JD went back to find the Bass, inside the back of the store, he found an old COBY MP3 player with an instruction sheet by Flim Flam Brothers. He took the sheet and started reading it:

This is our greatest device, a COBY MP3 player that we've modified when inserted on a computer jack, ventilation, and/or anything similar to ventilation, it'll spread aphrodisiac all over our store causing women to fall asleep and have wet dreams, and when they wake up they'll fall in love with the first person they see, and no doubt it'll be us.

"And yet I wonder what perverts these shopkeepers are." JD remarked, Still, can't believe this is making me horny.

He came back and brought out the bag of the stolen stuff and threw them at the girls as he listed them all, "Let's see... We have... A pogo stick, Ocarina, a shield, Reaverbot parts, a Yu-Gi-Oh! Elemental Hero deck, DVDs of Super Mario Bros Super Show, a Wooden Keyblade, toy candy cane guns, my artist book, PS Vita, Persona 4 Golden, Sly Cooper Thieves In Time for the PS Vita, GBA, GBC, 3DS, My iPhone, wireless headphones, MLP comic books, my glasses in my case, pocket change, pencils, my library books, a Strumplefloozle, and some kind of... I don't know, goblin erection? Uh... Yeah, that's pretty much it so far."

"All this stuff is junk, why do you store junk?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"They're not junk, all this... is my childhood items. You bore me!" JD stuffed all of the items back in the and swung it at Rainbow Dash and the others, causing them to hit the wall.

"Now, RUN! Before the gas comes in!"

"Wait, do what?" JD grabbed Lloyd by the back of his collar before he could get an answer and made a mad dash out of the store. Just then, a weird gas was flowing in the room, making the other girls sleepy "Applejack......Hur...ry..." Was the last thing Rainbow said before falling unconscious.

JD snuck back in holding his breath, set Applejack's Bass right next to her unconscious form, and swiftly left the shop again.

Ugh, dammit! I pray to Palutena they won't remember any of this and maybe they'll pass it off as a bad dream.

Outside the Flim Flam Brothers' Everything Under the Sun Emporium... The Streets

JD and Lloyd made a run for it, but JD noticed he couldn't let the girls leave them there.

"Lloyd, grab the girls we're taking them back to their homes."

"What!? Why!?"

"I'm a gentleman, I'm always polite to ladies, plus, we don't want Red fucking them in their sleep." JD picked up Applejack, and Pinkie.

"Gotcha." Lloyd pulled out his phone out of his pocket and dialed on its touch screen. "I'll go ahead and make a few calls."

"Okay, I know where Applejack and Pinkie's homes are, I'll take these two home."

"Alright." Lloyd called Blue JD and asked him to check on the building process of the Fall Formal and to warn him about what happened at the pawn shop.

"Hello?"

"Heeeeey, Blue JD, how's it going?" Lloyd asked, not trying to hide his nervousness.

"Lemme guess, you two fucked up with the decorations, didn't you?"

"How'd you know?"

"My Galatine sensed danger within a five-mile radius from here, meaning one of you royally fucked up."

"Well here's some bad news; the Mane 5 came in the Flim Flam Brothers' pawn shop, looking for Applejack's Bass, and now they're asleep."

Blue sighed. "Fine, I'm on my way. Red! Can you keep an eye on things while I'm gone?" Lloyd could hear Red JD's groaning and moaning. I'll be there as soon as possible." Blue JD hung up.

Lloyd hung up and put his phone in his pocket.

"He'll be here as soon as possible? That could take-"

"I'm here." Blue JD was behind Lloyd.

"-hours?"

"Sorry I'm late. Vice Principal Luna was hounding me with paperwork. Wait, Where's Applejack and Pinkie Pie?"

"JD probably took them back to their homes."

"That worries me."

JD was carrying Pinkie and Applejack on the way to their houses, even though if he stole AJ's Bass he wouldn't know how to play it. Lloyd and her are probably friends, best friends. it took hours and hours to find their houses, although Pinkie fell down. JD picked her up; he really hopes they'll think of it as a bad dream. Lucky for him he found Applejack's house, thank god for GPS and navigation skills.

"Alright, let's get her back in the house."

"Excuse me?" A gruff voice sternly spoke.

JD turned around and saw a guy who wears blue jeans, a white shirt, a red jacket with a brown collar, red and white shoes, and a brown leather bracelet.

"What are you doing to mah sister?"

"Shh," JD put a finger to his mouth as he hissed, "AJ's sleeping, JD helping, thigh cramping." JD took her up to her room.

"...AJ has some weird friends."

A little while later...

"Next is Pinkie Pie's house, should be easy." JD, while carrying Pinkie with one arm, jumped up in the air, grabbed a tree branch with one arm, and swung into her bedroom window like a parkour expert.

"Sweet dreams, Pinkie." JD said as he set Pinkie in her bed. He was about to leave through the window, but he saw her stirring from her bed. Just standing next to the bed, he can feel the heat coming from her. She is pretty cute when she's asleep. Ugh! Fine, dammit! I'll take care of her till she wakes up! But for you Pinkie, Don't blame me if anything bad happens!

I went into her kitchen and opened the fridge which turned out to be full of whipped cream.

"Whipped cream? Doesn't Pinkie stock her fridge with stuff like, I don't know, bananas? Apples? Something that's NOT from a can?!" I suppose even if you're Pinkie you can store a fridge with whipped cream, what's next? Cream cheese? Cake? Or worse, her photo collection of her naked body... I gotta stop Red JD talking about porn before going to bed.

"Bingo, found a bottle of water in the bottom drawer of the fridge! Now to give this to Pinkie."

JD went up to Pinkie's room and saw that she's still struggling in her bed... he twisted the cap off the water bottle and put it up to Pinkie's lips.

Pinkie slowly drank the water, and then Pinkie mumbled something in her sleep.

"Gol...die..."

"Goldie?"

Suddenly Pinkie grabbed JD's arm and pulled him in her bed.

GAH! JD screamed in his thoughts.

"Goldie... Stay with me."

Who is this Goldie? Is it Goldilocks? Am I in 'Hoodwinked'? If so, I'm gonna beat the hell out of that big bad wolf. No, wait a minute, that's ridiculous. Ugh! Dammit! How do I get myself into these messes-and now she's kissing me, oh, bravo, bravo. JD clapped his hands in his mind.

She started kissing JD's cheek and snuggling him like a teddy bear as she hummed dreamily. Just then, JD's phone started vibrating, he checked his phone. GOD DAMMIT! it's Celestia! He answered the phone. "Hello." He whispered.

"JD, where are you and Lloyd with the party supplies?"

"Uh... We got the decorations and my brother's on his way with the music."

"That's not what I heard from Villos, he said that you and Lloyd were just getting the Party decorations and the music and you somehow came across a pawn shop that someone texted you about."

JD put his hand to the phone and muttered to himself, "How does Villos know about my text message?" He removed his hand and continued, "Look, I'll deliver it to you as soon as possible, right now, I'm carrying a few things for Pinkie."

"All right. Just make it quick, ok?"

"Sure." JD hung up his phone and placed it in his pocket.

JD looked out the window, the view was nice and beautiful, he noticed the tree branch he climbed in, which he saw Lloyd standing on and watching him- Wait! Lloyd!? Lloyd saw JD being cuddled by Pinkie pie.

"Lloyd. Help. Me." JD whispered.

"Okay, you charmer with the ladies." He snickered.

Some time later after Blue JD went back to Canterlot High...

"Aha-ha-ha, that was SO rich! I can't believe you slept with Pinkie." Lloyd chuckled.

JD scowled. "Shut up."

"Hey, at least I found you. She was cuddling you like a teddy bear!"

"This'll be our secret, you better take it to the grave." JD growled, before returning his voice to normal, "Oh, and one more thing, if I get attacked by someone, run and don't look back."

"Don't worry, nothing's gonna happen to you, we just gotta get the decorations and we'll be back at the school in ten minutes."

"Yeah, just run and don't look back." JD told him twice.

"JD, sweetie pie! Yoo-hoo!" A voice gave out.

"Oh shit, she's coming over here." JD gritted his teeth.

A girl with lime green skin, yellow eyes, two toned hair, a darker green and white, wearing a pink headband with a rose of the same color and a yellow heart in the center, a half pink, half purple shirt, a gold chain necklace with a lyre charm, a forest green feathery skirt, orange socks, and deep purple boots made her way to the group.

"Um... Hey, Lyra how's it going?"

"What are you guys doing?" Lyra asked.

"We're trying to get party decorations, but that pawn shop didn't have any!"

"That's a bummer cause I just found the nearest party store three blocks from here."

"Can you take us there?"

"Sure, under one condition. You have to kiss me and say that you love me."

JD cringed. "WHAT THE WHAT!" He exclaimed.

Lyra bats her eyelashes while she stared at JD, "Well? I'm waiiiitiiiing~." She spoke in a sing-song voice.

"Crap, now I'm the one who's gotta pay the fiddler."

"Come on JD, hurry up and get this over with so we can get back to school."

"Or what? Cause you told me to?"

"Do it!" Lloyd ordered.

"Fiiiiiine!" JD kissed Lyra on her cheek.

"Kiss her on the mouth like you want to bang her body!" Lloyd chastised.

"I... I..." JD couldn't find the words to say. "Lyra... I..."

"Yes, what is it, JD?"

"...I'll do it."

"You will?" She asked, excitedly.

"But, keep this a secret from everyone, alright? And... Lyra, I just want to ask you something, and well..."

Lloyd saw Red JD in the background "Oh, will you two just fuck already!?"

"No, no, no! That's not what I meant! I mean, I-oh God, I can't think straight-what I mean to ask you is-"

Lyra clamped his lips shut and said, "JD, stop talking."

They gazed into each other's eyes, and slowly, but surely, their lips met. This feeling he felt was pure bliss A kiss to melt in eternal bliss.

After they separated, JD spoke, "Lyra can I-"

"Ask you to the Fall Formal? Is that what you were saying?" Lyra intercepted.

"Yeah, well, truth be told, I'm kind of afraid of being rejected."

"Well, a deal's a deal after all, I'll go with you to the Fall Formal. Come on, the decorations aren't gonna buy themselves!" Lyra grabbed JD's hand and took him and Lloyd to the nearest party store.

After they got the decorations, Lyra broke away from JD and Lloyd to deliver them to the school. Finally, they both went to the park while dragging the still-unconscious Flim Flam brothers and sat them on a bench.

"All right, now all we need is a bunch of people to start beating the hell out of them." JD strategized.

"How are we gonna do that?" Lloyd asked.

"Don't worry, I got this." JD cleared his throat and shouted; "EVERYONE LOOK, IT'S FREDDY FAZBEAR AND CHICA!" JD yelled.

Everyone shouted, "WHAT!?"

"KILL THEM SONS OF BITCHES!" A man exclaimed.

All the people in the park grabbed pitchforks and baseball bats, then a young man said, "Let's ass-rape them with a pitchfork!" they stopped for a minute and stared at him but he finished his sentence, "To death!" Everyone cheered. They started beating up the Flim Flam brothers in costume, then said brothers felt something sharp and pointy in their asses they screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

JD chuckled. "Works every time."

"We should probably go before the whole town sees us."

"Good point, let's go."

JD and Lloyd left the park in just the nick of time. "All right, we got everything from the pawn shop in these shopping bags. Now our next mission is-"

"STRIP, YOU MANWHORE!" A voice gave out.

"What?"

Lyra charged straight for JD and pinned him on the ground, then she took all of his clothes off she started by removing his pants and his underwear.

"Run Lloyd! But be careful, don't look back!" JD exclaimed.

"What!?..." He saw Lyra's breasts while she was sucking JD's cock. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!.... It burns!"

My hero. JD thought, his mind emanating with sarcasm.

"Sorry JD, I'll come back and collect your bones..." Lloyd said as he kept running, "later, of course!"

"YOU DICK!"

Trixie Lulamoon was just walking by when noticed the scene JD and Lyra were making and had a mischievous smile.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie is gonna post this all over Facehoof! This is going to be even better than that 'Anti-Twilight' video Sunset Shimmer put up yesterday!" She pulled out her phone and accessed the camera app.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!"

SNAP

Trixie took the picture and sent it to every possible person she knew in CHS through Facehoof and anyone else sent to everyone they knew and they sent it to everyone they knew, and so on, it is currently the most viewed photo on the entire site by 11,794,052 people.

Author's Note

Eeyup... told him not to look back... Told'em twice.

JD's reaction:

Author's notes
This chapter was a pain, but I wish all those fishing trips didn't get in the way. A few weeks ago my step-father and my mom wanted me and my brother to go fishing. Although, I did catch a Catfish in the end. My Editor helped me out with this chapter and he chose to remain anonymous. Let me know what you guys think about this chapter in the comments, I'mma go watch Sword Art Online I & II, One Piece, Kill La Kill, and Inuyasha: The Final Act.
The OC that was referenced belongs to Golden Flare.

(Lyra and JD) Lover's Crosspoint

Carousel Boutique... 7:30 PM...

JD entered the Carousel Boutique to pick up his tuxedo for the Fall Formal to wear with his date, Lyra Heartstrings, as he opened the door, he heard someone humming a tune.

"Hello Rarity, I'm here to pick up my suit."

"Coming!" Rarity said in a sing-song voice.

JD sat down on a chair and noticed on one of the mirrors had photos of him. Actually, all of them have photos of JD, even clipped pictures of Rarity kissing him. He pulled out a photo of what looks like a photoshop of him and Lyra that covered her face with Rarity on it.

"What the hell?" JD felt two hands running down on his shoulders through his arms and his hands. JD's eyes shifted to the left and felt a presence next to him.

"Hey there, cutie."

"Rarity! Wh-what are you doing?!"

"Just enjoying the view from here. by the way darling, I have some news for you." Rarity added a soft whisper in his ear. "I've suddenly gone gaga for you."

"Rarity, are you feeling okay?"

"I feel fine darling, I just never knew how you can steal a woman's heart, cause you stole mine." Rarity leaned in and kissed JD's cheek.

"What!?" JD backed up and rubbed his cheek.

Rarity took a few steps closer to JD as she took off her boots while JD backed up a few steps until he tripped and fell on Rarity's bed. JD rubbed his eyes and noticed he was in Rarity's room.

"How did I get in her room?" JD mumbled. "Uh... Rarity, what's going on-" JD heard a click coming from the bedroom, it was Rarity locking her bedroom door. Rarity was wearing a purple nightgown and a bow around the chest area.

Oh my god, please don't tell me she's keeping me in her room. JD said in his thoughts as he got up from Rarity's bed and tried to open the door, but to his surprise it was locked.

"JD..." Rarity called out.

"Please don't let this be where I think its going." JD turned around and saw rarity was undressing herself for JD to reveal her perky breasts.

"Take me." Rarity said in a sultry tone.

It is where I think its going.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" JD screamed.

Rarity pinned JD to her bed as she straddled him while she stared at him with her eyes half-lidded and caressed his face with her hand.

"I wanted this for so long, JD." Rarity leaned in front of JD and kissed him as she forced her tongue in his mouth while she gripped both his shoulders.

Oh my god, why is Rarity throwing herself at me like that? JD saw Rarity pull down his pants as she broke the kiss while she licked her lips.

"You. Are. MINE!! Forever and ever." Rarity cooed.

JD sprung out of bed with a daze he put his hand on his face and rubbed his forehead a bit. "*sigh* It was just a dream." JD rubbed Lyra's shoulder for a bit. "Hey, Lyra, wake up, we have to get to school. Lyra?" JD looked under the covers and noticed Lyra was gone. JD turned around and saw Pinkie Pie wearing a pink bra and light-blue panties as she charged straight for him.

"I'M GOING TO SAW-SCREW YOUR DICK!!" Pinkie squealed.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

SPLOOSH!

JD's screams were halted as he was splashed with water. JD looked over and saw Lyra looked worried Blue JD, Purple JD and Red JD, who was holding an empty bucket.

"I told you that would shut him up." Red said.

"JD, are you okay?" Lyra asked.

"Yeah...I guess." JD replied as he wiped his face.

"Well, that's good for you... Cause we gotta go." Red JD said as he ran for door.

"Red, our leader is having nightmares and all your thinking about getting girls to go with you?" Blue JD chastised.

"Rarity invited us to sit with her friends at the cafeteria today and we need to be up and early for it. And we never get invited by a girl! Gotta bounce, later, boyz!" Red JD ran and opened the door as he left.

"Speaking of Rarity, she was in my dream as I getting my tux from her-"

"I didn't know we were invited." Blue JD interrupted with a confused look on his face. He got up from his chair as he looked at JD. "Are you coming JD?"

JD checked his phone and noticed it was 3 AM, "You guys go on ahead, I'm heading back to sleep."

Blue JD went to the door, followed by Purple JD as he said; "Good night Sensei, don't let the bed bugs bite." once that was said he closed the door leaving JD and Lyra alone as the former sighed.

The door opened again, Purple JD showed up again as he said, "By the way, if you two are going all the way, you should try the library, no one ever goes there anyway."

Purple JD closed the door while JD threw his pillow at the door yelling, "Get the fuck out of here!!"

The next day... CHS Cafeteria... 7:05 AM...

JD got a lunch tray filled with a pint of milk, an apple that the lunch lady hands out every day, a ham and cheese sandwich, and a slice of pizza. That moment yesterday made shivers go down JD's spine. The feeling was interrupted by the sound of the P.A. System.

Good morning, students, and happy Thursday. Just a reminder to pick up your ballots for the Princess of the Fall Formal today. They are due at the time the dance starts tomorrow night, so don't forget to turn them in and make your voice heard.

By the time the announcement was done, JD heard a voice calling his name.

"JD!!! OVER HERE!!!" Pinkie screamed at the top of her lungs while waving her arms sporadically.

JD pulled out a seat and decided to sit with the girls, "Yo, Pinkie, how's are things going with you all?"

"Well the day started out with-" JD put a finger to Pinkie's lips.

"Hold up, Pinkie, my favorite segment is on." JD, Pinkie, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack, Fluttershy and Twilight were watching something that appeared on one of the cafeteria TV's.

"I never got that." Rainbow says as she took a bite from her sandwich.

"I'm surprised they showed Robot Chicken at CHS." JD comments.

"Soooo...Darling, have you found yourself someone to go with?" Rarity asked.

"Yes."

"You got a date to the Fall Formal!? Dude, details!" Rainbow demanded.

"Lyra Heartstrings." JD said slowly while he clenched his teeth.

"Eh...my condolences."

"Thank you, Dashie, for that wonderful pep talk you gave me." He said, sarcastically.

"In all seriousness, though, we should meet up after school, you gotta meet this new kid who beat me in a fight! And he kinda...more or less, saved my life..."

"Yeah...We should do that." JD said in a monotone voice.

Then, JD's phone started vibrating. "You got a text message, JD." Pinkie said.

JD checked his phone...It was Lyra.

Hey there cutie you wanna meet up at sugarcube corner after school?

JD replied yes on his phone and sent the text.

Gr8! Can't wait! xoxo

"Well...looks like someone is certainly quite the smitten kitten."

"Yeah, I guess I am." JD laughed for a bit while he said in his thoughts.

If I had my goddamn Spectrobes, I would have Pepeza rip her heart out and Komanoto burn her like a barbeque!

"Yo, leader!" A familiar voice gave out.

"Hey, Red."

"Didcha find yourself a gal to grind?"

"No."

Red JD took JD's phone and read the text message. "Hmm...Wait a minute... you actually found a girl. Who is it?"

"Look, everyone, the truth is...Lyra and I...kissed...and...had sex."

"AHHH!! Tell me about it." he clapped his hands and pointed to JD. "Go."

"It didn't mean anything, it was just a minor setback."

JD's phone vibrated again. He checked again...It was Blue JD calling on his cell.

"Hello."

"Ah, JD, I was wondering what happened to you."

"It's a long story. Eh, sometimes it's best you don't ask."

"Anyway, we need to meet up at Sugarcube Corner after school. I got something we need to review on. I'll bring the whole gang on this, later." Blue JD hung up.

"Hey, are you guys going to Sugarcube Corner after school?"

"Yeah." They all said in unison.

"Listen, I gotta jet, see y'all later." JD got up from his seat and walked away.

"Wait." JD noticed his wrist was being tugged by Applejack.

"What's wrong with you, Applejack? It's almost like you're preventing me to leave school."

"Well...it's...um..."

"You can tell me AJ, I can take it."

"That's funny." Pinkie said as she popped up behind JD as she begins. "Even Applejack and Rarity know about you and Lyra are together now because of the photo Trixie posted."

"Photo?"

"Oh no. He hasn't seen it yet." Fluttershy said.

"Seen what? What photo? What the fuck is going on here?" JD asked as he put on his glasses in his case he had in his pocket.

Pinkie pulled out her phone and showed it to JD. "Oh, it's really not that bad." She giggled nervously as she finished.

Pinkie went on to Facehoof and went on to "The Great And Powerful Trixie's" latest post, JD's eyes turned to pinpricks when he saw the post: it showed a picture of Lyra giving JD's manhood a blowjob. Her quote on Facehoof was, "Looks like our Niagara Lyra is sucking the new student's cock dry. The Great and Powerful Trixie approves this! LOL #SuckitFreeman."

"HA! Damn, that bitch went too far." Red JD commented.

JD's jaw was wide open and his left eye twitched as he handed the phone back to Pinkie. "I take that back. It's pretty bad." Pinkie commented.

"Well, it's not worse than that video my students kept showing me behind my back while I was teaching." Red commented.

"What were your students showing you?" Pinkie asked.

"Something about a boy using a key-like sword to fight some monster."

"You mean Soar?" Rainbow asked.

"Soar? Who's Soar? Are you giving Soarin a cute nickname or something?"

"Soar's the guy that saved my life."

"Oh, of course he saved you from losing your virginity. Dashie, you need to stop making up these stories, they're really bad for your self esteem."

"What!?" Rainbow yelled.

Rarity face palmed. "Oh dear, looks like Red's starting a fight again."

"Doesn't he always?" JD complained. The four girls nodded to his answer. "*sigh* This is reminding me of my old school, where I was a real dick back then."

"You were?" Fluttershy asked worriedly.

"Yeah, back in my old school before I met Lloyd and my cloned companions, I was the roughest and toughest student in the whole campus, and sometimes when I'm asleep, my teacher's been taking photos of me and posting them all over the school. I was filled with rage; people made fun of me every time I leave school. And during the time of graduation, I decided to get revenge on them. I told them the wrong time on when the ceremony started, and then after that, the Principal caught wind of my plan and got me expelled and transferred me to a different school, A.K.A. Canterlot High." JD finished telling his story to Rarity, Pinkie, Applejack, and Fluttershy.

"Do your parents know this?" Applejack asked.

"I rather not talk about them." JD said.

"Why?" Applejack pressed on.

"I ran away from them and I am not going back." JD answered angrily.

"How come?"

"Well..." JD replies as he scoots his seat next to her. "I couldn't accept reality because my stepdad kept complaining to me about minding my own business. I needed some spice in my life, some adventure and romance, but then..." JD's eyes started to flow with tears. "I ran away from them to hide my true feelings and kept them locked away to prove I was the dominant one in school. Do you have any idea how much I suffered through all this pain in my heart!?" JD asked as he shook Applejack back and forth.

"Ah understand what yer goin' through."

"You do?"

"Eeyup, ya couldn't accept what a grown-up tells ya, so you became a kid at heart to keep some of the closest people you knew in your heart. Ya decided to be shy and timid whenever you're around people ya don't know, when ah saw ya in the crowd, when I was carryin' a crate full of apple cider, ya saw me and figured Ah need help, but all in all, ya were the first person that carried all that pain and sufferin' without tellin' anyone about it."

JD wrapped his arms around Applejack for a hug while tears started to flow from his eyes. Applejack returned the hug while she patted his back.

"There, there, let it all out Sugarcube, everythang's all right."

JD's afternoon classes proceeded on like a blur...

By the time school ended, JD saw Lyra waving her hand and running towards him.

"Hey, cutie." Lyra said as she kissed JD's cheek.

"Hey, Lyra."

"So...you ready to go?" JD nodded, and Lyra grabbed JD's arm and hugged it tight, "There's a list of things we can do while we're on our date. First we'll go to our usual hangout for a quick bite to eat, maybe see your friends, do some shopping, and we'll head back to your place."

"Okay." JD replied with a smile.

At the entrance of the school, a mint green car with a lyre marked on its hood pulled up in front of the school.

"Oh! Our ride's here, shall we, milady?"

A girl stepped out of the driver's seat; she had cream colored skin, blue and pink curly hair, aqua eyes, wearing a white dress with light blue and yellow stripes on the short sleeves and near the bottom of the skirt, blue feathers at the collar, and a wrapped candy mark on the front at her midsection, white knee socks with a blue stripe at the top, and light blue slip-on shoes.

"Hey, Lyra, who's he?"

"He's my date to the Fall Formal."

"Yo." JD greets.

"My name is Bon Bon." She raised her open hand towards him.

JD took her hand in his own and shook it. "Name's Freeman, JD Freeman."

"Nice to meet you JD, are you ready to go Lyra?"

"I call shotgun!" JD exclaimed.

"I'll sit on your lap." Lyra whispered in JD's ear.

JD got in the front seat and Lyra sat on his lap. Lyra put the seatbelt on, "Oh no, we're trapped in the front seat for a while." Lyra said teasingly. JD put his headphones on and turned up his phone full volume.

JD played his favorite song from his iPhone 5C.

"Hey JD, do you like music?" Bon Bon asked.

"Sure, why'd you ask?"

"Listening to 'Persona 3 - Burn my dread (Spring of Birth Version)', aren't ya?"

"How'd you know that!?"

"Your volume was too high." Bon Bon said.

"Oh...right. Heh-heh-heh. " JD laughed sheepishly.

"Here, let me see your phone," JD handed his phone to Bon Bon, she removed the cord from the headphones, and plugged it into the car's radio, allowing JD's music to play from the car's speakers.

"I'm also a good singer." Lyra said as she stared at JD's eyes.

"Huh, you don't say..." The rest of the conversation went by as Bon Bon was driving the car down the road.

Sugarcube Corner... 3:17 PM...

Lyra licked her lips as she stared at the images on the menu. "Mmm...this ice cream looks sooooo good. What do you think JD?"

"Can we please not do this while I'm ordering the ice cream?" Lyra dragged JD to Sugarcube corner since Bon Bon decided to do the shopping, JD pulled out his sketch pad and started to draw something.

"JD, are you hungry, hmm?" Lyra saw JD sketching something while putting headphones on his head.

"What can I get you two?" A familiar voice asked.

"A couple of ice cream cones and-" Lyra was cut off by JD.

"Purple, what the hell are you doing here?"

"Sensei, is that you?"

"Yes, why are you working at Sugarcube Corner?"

"I'm filling in for Pinkie. She said she's meeting someone here."

"Where's she sitting?"

Purple JD pointed to a table with three chairs and a couch where the girls are sitting next to them was a guy scarfing down food.

"Wow, was I always like that throughout the years?"

"Yes, yes you were."

"Thanks, Purple." JD spoke, sarcastically.

"Anytime." He replied, as if he ignored JD's tone.

"Oh, I forgot to pay for the ice cream!" Lyra exclaimed.

"Don't worry about it. It's on ol' Purple here since Sensei's got a girl after all."

"I got you two vanilla ice cream cones, is that alright?"

"Vanilla's my favorite flavor anyway." JD said as he grabbed his ice cream cone.

"Really!? So's mine." Lyra said as she took her cone.

"Hey guys, did you check out that video everyone's been talking about?" Purple asked.

"What kind of video?" JD asked.

"Oh yeah, didn't they say they mentioned about a guy who used a key-like sword to defeat some kind of monster?" Lyra asked.

"Mm-hm, and I heard it was the highest ratings on YouTube. My shift doesn't end till this afternoon what do you say we check it out after my shift?" Purple suggested.

"Right." JD replied.

"HEY! WHERE'S OUR DRINKS WITH A SIDE OF FRIES!?" A customer yelled.

"Coming!" Purple said. "Sorry guys, I gotta take this, go ahead and sit with your friends, I'll join you in a minute." Purple left the counter to go get the customer's food and beverages.

JD and Lyra pulled a chair from each side of the table and sat down licking their ice cream.

"Can I see your notebook?" Lyra asked.

"Sure." JD handed his notebook to Lyra, she opened the notebook and looked at all the drawings JD drew, they were amazingly beautiful; he drew Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle and Bon Bon.

"They're all beautiful, JD! You know there's one person you forgot to draw." Lyra scoots closer to JD's seat.

"Who is it?" JD asked.

"Me." Lyra bats her eyelashes on JD while she nuzzled on his cheek.

"R-Really!?" JD's cheeks were red. "T-Thanks, I'll try and do that."

Lyra noticed on the last page there was a poem written on JD's notebook.

"Is that a poem?"

"Y-Yes." JD quickly replied.

"Would you like to read it for me?" Lyra said in a sultry tone.

JD went to the last page and started to read the poem, Lyra rested on JD's shoulder while he began to read.

Have you been in a relationship with someone you like? Well I'll tell you this... Love is something you cherish. You look around and you see your surroundings, you're a beautiful Dove searching for love. You finally found her, all this time... Then you throw a passionate kiss to melt into eternal bliss with your lover.

After JD finished reciting his poem, he heard a sniffle behind him. He turned around to find the girls, the new spiky-haired student, and his duck, who had heard the whole thing from start to finish.

"That...was so sweet." Rarity said while she sniffled.

Applejack took her hat off and held it in front her, "That there poem was somethin' beautiful, JD."

Rainbow started to tear up, "Aw, now ya got ME all sappy!"

"Awwww!" Pinkie and Fluttershy cooed.

"H-How did you...were you guys listening to me? It's just a memo of my work." JD asked.

"Ah-ha-ha-ha! That was so funny!" Red JD was laughing hard as he was back when Lloyd laughed at JD for helping him.

"What's so funny? That poem was beautiful."

"Sure, Rainbow, later on you'll be in your room rubbing your clit real good about him, just think: you and JD banging in your bedroom, truth be told, he's bigger than your boyfriend, what was his name? Soar or Soarin?" Red JD grinned at Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow got close to Red, forcefully tilted his head down, grabbed the front of his shorts and let go of them, letting them snap on his waist, and lastly, reached back and gave a strong yank from his mullet.

"Ooooh..." Red JD was growling. "How many times do I have to remind you not to do that!?"

Red punched Rainbow Dash in the face. "Hey-o!" Purple exclaimed.

Rainbow kicked Red JD in the balls and punched his face. "Bad man-whore! BAD, BAD, BAD!

"You wanna go, bitch!?" Red and Rainbow started throwing punches with each other.

"You know, Dashie, you're more athletic than me back where I'm from, I was the strongest and most athletic guy in the world."

"Pfft! Like you're one to talk!"

"Oh! Bravo, woman, bravo!" Red clapped his hands. "Hey everyone, look! Rainbow is slowing down at her age!"

"Red, please walk away." Blue tried to reason with him.

"I'm not slowing down!" Rainbow stared at Red angrily. "You're the one slowing down, with you eating junk food and playing video games with him!" She pointed to JD while Lyra was braiding his mullet.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't put me in the mix with him!"

"Why don't you go home and rape some of your sex toys." Rainbow grinned.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Red exclaimed as he threw more punches at her. She blocked them and kicked him in his face.

"Yikes! There they go again." JD comments as he face palmed.

"This happened before?" Twilight inquired.

"Yeah, Red kinda got into a fight with Rainbow back at school, something about who's better at everything and, yadda yadda yadda, Red raped and head-butted her in gym." JD answered.

"Really?"

"Mm-hm."

"Is that really why they're fighting?" Applejack asked.

"Seems like it." JD replied.

After a few blows and kicks, Red and Rainbow were exhausted from the fight. Quickly, Rainbow pushed Red and pinned him to the ground.

"Let me go, you bitch!" Red tried to squirm, but Rainbow kept her arms on his waist trapping him in place.

"Not until you confess that you cheated at the Decathlon Race."

"You're still on about that?! C'mon, I didn't do anything that bad."

"You stole the starting gun from the referee with that sword of yours, and almost tried to kill me!"

"Well, technically, you would've enjoyed the ride." Rainbow pinches the back of his neck, he yelled, "GHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! YOU ASSHOLE! I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

"You wanna know how I feel about you?" Rainbow said while she pinched his neck harder.

"You wanna see how I feel about you!?" Red yelled in pain.

Suddenly, their lips locked in a passionate and aggressive kiss. everyone stared in shock as their jaws nearly hit the floor.

"Bet you guys didn't see that coming, did ya?" Devin asked.

"I hate you!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"I hate you more!" Red replied back as they both kissed again.

"Oh, get a room!" Devin yelled, "What's next, JD and Lyra having a sloppy make-out session?" Blue JD tapped on his shoulder and pointed to JD and Lyra, who were, in fact, making out as they made smacking and slurping noises, "Oh, goddammit!"

JD and Lyra broke the kiss, then something chimed in the former's pocket. JD reached down in and pulled out what looks like an oval case with a zipper, he unzipped it and inside contains a slim portable device.

"A PS VITA!? Why didn't you tell me you had a PS Vita?" Pinkie and Lyra exclaimed.

"I always check my Vita whenever I have achievements or messages."

"He usually plays Borderlands 2 on his free-time." Blue JD said bluntly.

Rainbow's eyes bulged out, "You play Borderlands 2!?"

"Yeah. I always play Borderlands 2 when I'm bored."

"Next time when you play, you gotta join my party. I'm a Lv. 50 Siren. What's yours?

"I'm a Commando and my level's 52." JD replied back with a smile on his face.

"Yes!" Rainbow pumped her fists.

"So who's your friend scarfing down food?"

"Oh yeah, JD, this is Sora, I called him Soar, 'cause it sounded 20 percent cooler."

"Hey." JD gave Sora a handshake.

"It's nice to meet you, JD." Sora shaked his hand back.

"Excuse me." A familiar voice gave out.

"Hey, Villos! What's up?" JD waved his hand.

"Nice to see everyone here as usual. Moving on, has anyone seen Lloyd lately?"

"I haven't seen him since yesterday...when he couldn't save me from Lyra!" He turned to mentioned Lyra, "No offense."

"None taken." Lyra replied back as she kissed JD's cheek.

"Hey, I'm going to listen to my music, okay?" JD took out his iPhone and plugged in his earphones to choose one of his songs on YouTube.

"Save me an ear bud, handsome." Lyra whispered in his ear.

"Sure." She placed one of JD's ear buds on her left ear while JD placed it on his right ear.

"Here's your drinks!" Purple handed everyone cups of soda, milkshakes, and tea.

"Thanks!" Everyone exclaimed.

About a few hours later, Lyra noticed that JD had 6 refills on his drink.

"JD, are you okay? You had about six free refills."

"Of course, there's no doubt in my mind." JD's face was all red from the caffeine and carbonated soda.

JD sipped the soda with a few sips and handed it to Rarity, "Fill her up."

You know, I think I'm starting to like JD this way. Lyra said in her thoughts.

"Right." Villos rolled his eyes. First, he pulled something out of his backpack what looks like to be a suitcase. He opened it and pulled out a piece of paper. "Sorry about the wait, everyone. But this meeting has to be taken somewhere else." Villos heard a door open with a kick.

"WHASSUP BITCHES! HERE I AM!" A familiar voice yelled to the whole place.

"Annnnnd, right on schedule." Villos replied as he saw Lloyd enter Sugarcube Corner.

"Hey, guys!" Everyone gave Lloyd a deadeye stare.

"Uhh...did I miss something?"

"Tomorrow, you and JD are going to detention after school."

"What!? Why!?"

"Do you even know what you two have done?"

"We didn't do anything, we were just sight-seeing, right, JD?" Lloyd asked and JD nodded.

"Oh, really? Then why did I get faxed paperwork of two young adolescents being charged with assault and robbery on two pawn shop owners, disturbing the peace, and one of the shop owners was a virgin, who, while trying to climb out of the freaky bear costume, had the spring mechanism in its helmet close on his dick and crushed his virginal genitalia, so, rape!?" Villos explained in detail.

"Come ta think of it...Ah think Ah was at that pawn shop with mah friends."

"We interrupt this broadcast for a special report. The residents of Canterlot City came alive in an uproar as a local pawn shop was robbed by two thieves as they exited the shop with a sack full of stolen loot. Police have confirmed that these two were not armed, but they were local and ordinary shoppers."

"Yeah!" Lloyd and JD cheered loudly.

"Why are you guys so happy?" Devin inquired.

"We're supporting these guys because they're from CHS too." JD answered.

"Very little is known about these two--"

"Yeah!"

"--until today."

"Uhhhhhh...."

"Oh, shit."

Devin got serious when he noticed JD and Lloyd's mood, "What."

"Police have compiled a sketch for these two thieves that robbed the shop."

"As well as audio taken by police.

[Actual Audio]
"Look at me, Lloyd! I'm Sly Cooper. We just robbed a PAWN SHOP and I feel GREAT!"

"Can we go now? The cops are gonna catch us and... Oh shit! JD, they found us! RUN!"

Coming up next, the dark demented reality of what hospitals are really being used for." An image of sinister-looking nurses holding lethal injections appears next to the announcer.

"...JD, is there something you're not telling us?" Rarity asked as she, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow, Villos, Red JD, Blue JD, Purple JD, Devin, Twilight, and Sora slowly turned their heads and shot icy glares at JD.

"Well, it was nice meeting you guys, I'll go take Lyra with me and we'll be heading back to my house, oh, and by the way...Lloyd did it!" JD grabbed Lyra's hand and pushed both their seats.

"What!?" Lloyd exclaimed.

"Lloyd." Applejack stood up and walked close to Lloyd.

"AJ, c'mon, I was just trying to get the decora-" Applejack punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the nuts.

"Fucking bitch hit me in the balls!"

Applejack was getting ready to sit back on her seat but she stopped when she heard Lloyd's comment. "Whut didja say?" Applejack got up from her seat and charged straight for Lloyd.

"NO, NO, NO, OH GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME AJ-" Applejack kicked him harder and stepped on his nuts.

"Why would you do that!?" Lloyd squeaked in pain.

She placed her hand on his shoulder and whispered, "Payback." Then she kicked him in his nuts again and then went back to her seat.

Lloyd looked at Blue JD. "Why... why didn't you do anything?"

"I don't wanna get kicked in the balls." Blue JD replied.

JD and Devin's house... 6:17 PM...

JD, Lyra, and Bon Bon were sitting on the front porch, tired from all the errands they went through together.

"Hey, are you girls thirsty?" JD asked.

"No, are you?" Lyra inquired.

"A little bit." JD replied as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Wait here, I'll go get you a soda." Lyra went in the house.

"So...Bon Bon, seen any good movies lately?" JD asks.

"No." she answered.

"I have to admit, Lyra's a pretty cute girl if you ask me."

"Please promise me you'll never leave her, she doesn't want to be devastated. A month ago, her last boyfriend took her to the beach. They talked for a bit, and then he took Lyra out with a baseball bat and told her that she was nothing but a whore."

"What!?"

"It's true, when I saw her getting beat up I rushed to her side and stopped him from hurting my friend."

"What was his name?"

"She didn't tell me, she doesn't want to talk about it, but she's been having nightmares about it. And right now she needs you, besides, you met her back at the grocery store, remember?"

"Yeah, that one time when you and Lyra needed help to pay groceries and I ended up using my money to get you girls back on your feet. After that was done, you two started to stay with me till the mortgage was due, but during nighttime, Lyra was cuddling me like a teddy bear, and you were doing the same to me too." JD took a deep, wistful breath. "Ahh...good times."

"Yeah, good times. We've really been through a lot, have we?"

"I got the drinks." Lyra came back and brought a tray with two drinking cups.

"Thanks, Lyra." JD took a sip from his soda.

"Hey, could you girls excuse me? I need to check my phone. My brother's probably sending me a load of text messages."

"Okay, don't wait up." Lyra replied as Bon Bon noticed that JD's phone was next to Lyra.

JD went inside his house for a minute, and then he went into the closet he looked around to make sure no one was there. He pulled out what looks like to be a small wooden box, he opened it and inside contains crystals, one with green and white crystal, a red and white crystal, a blue and white crystal, a pink and white crystal and a purple and white crystal. Next to these crystals was a pink gem glowing radiantly from the box. JD picked up the green and white crystal and examined it.

"We shared a lot of good times back home, didn't we?"

The memories of JD's time back from Equestria went by through his heart as he recalled them in his head; studying with Twilight, helping Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres, tending the animals with Fluttershy, chatting with Rarity about designs and human clothing, racing around Ponyville with Rainbow Dash, and preparing a surprise party for Pinkie Pie, along with his friends Lloyd shamrock, Red JD, Blue JD, Purple JD, and his brother Devin, they helped him fight all kinds of monsters destroying his home, but did he quit? No, he used the power of the device on his wrist, the Cosmolink. He fought every single one of them, he even saw the arrival of Nightmare moon with Twilight, next to her was a villain named Khaotic Villos. These two wanted to shroud Equestria in eternal darkness, luckily, they defeated them and saved everypony from certain doom.

"*sigh* I was hoping to keep these as a memento, but since Sunset Shimmer took Twilight's crown from Equestria, I have maintain my cover as a High School Student at least till Blue figures out who we're up against."

"JD! Is everything okay in there?"

"Uh, yeah, I'll be out in a minute." JD called, I wish I could tell her the truth, let her know what's really at stake here.

JD came out of the house and sat on patio bench with Lyra as they watched the sunset. Lyra yawns as she leaned in and rests her head on JD's shoulder.

"Hey JD, you ready to head inside? It's starting to get buggy out here." Lyra suggested.

"Yeah." He replied as he opened the door for her and Bon Bon.

"Hey, Bon Bon?" Lyra called.

"Yeah?"

"JD and I are going to take a little nap in his room. Are you alright with making dinner?"

"Yeah, alright." Bon Bon replies as she gets the food from the fridge.

"Night." Lyra said.

"But remember: we're meeting Purple at CHS, so don't get too intimate with each other."

"I won't."

"We're getting intimate, are we?" JD asked.

"Yup." She replies as she wrapped her arms around JD's waist.

JD and Lyra opened the door to the master bedroom with one large bed for two people to share with, JD pulled the covers from the bed, climbed in, and wrapped themselves in the blankets.

JD and Devin's House... JD's Room... 7:49 PM...

"Hey, Lyra?"

"Yeah, what's up?"

"Can I rest in your arms for awhile?"

Lyra nodded and wrapped her arms around JD for a hug.

"Hmm~." Lyra began humming a tune while JD laid down on her lap. The song she sang was so enchanting, it was almost like you could fall asleep to it.

"You were right Lyra, you are a good singer." JD whispered.

"Told you." she replied back with a smile.

"Yeah, we should probably get some sleep, big day tomorrow." JD stretched his arms while he yawned.

"I love you, JD." Lyra whispered in JD's ear.

"Love you too, Lyra." JD let out a yawn as they both drift off to sleep.

After a half hour of sleeping, JD got up and kissed Lyra's forehead and carefully snuck out of his room, he noticed Bon Bon was setting up the dinner table she opened the fridge and pulled out mozzarella cheese and Bolillo bread, from the side burner, she's cooking meatball subs. She set aside three napkins and three forks on the table.

"Perfect." Bon Bon said with a smile.

"Hey." JD spoke.

"You're awake, I was just about to get you and Lyra squared up for dinner." she said as she set the plates with food on the table.

"I never knew you were a great cook in the kitchen." JD commented.

"Thanks," she smiled at JD. "I think I should probably go and wake her up."

"Sure, tell her dinner's ready and I'll get a head start on the sub." Bon Bon nodded and went to the next room to fetch Lyra for dinner. JD took a few bites of his sub, and sipped some of his drink. As time went by, Bon Bon came back and took her seat.

"Where's Lyra?" JD inquired.

"She has a surprise for you." Bon Bon answered.

"What kind of surprise?"

Just then, Lyra walked back into the room, wearing nothing but a long, thin t-shirt that allows JD and Bon Bon to see her light purple bra and blue panties, staring at JD seductively all the while.

"So, how do I look?"

"Whoa! You look beautiful."

"Thanks." she replies as she sat on JD's lap, making his face blush for a few seconds.

"I wish this moment can last forever." JD said as he locked lips with Lyra as he spanked her ass, she moaned within the kiss.

"I was not prepared to watch this happen today." Bon Bon said as she saw JD and Lyra's tongues danced around in their mouths.

Suddenly, JD's cell phone started to ring, JD checked his phone... It was Blue JD. He picked up his cell phone and answered; "Hello, this is JD."

"JD! ARE YOU AT HOME WITH DEVIN!?" Blue exclaimed.

"Devin should be on his way back home, why?"

"WE GOT A PROBLEM!! Remember when Sunset went through the portal and WE followed her when we stole Twilight's crown?"

"Y-Yeah." JD said as he was worried.

"SOMEONE FOLLOWED US!! I asked Vice Principal Luna if I could check the security cameras to find Sunset and see what she's up to, and just in a blink of an eye, I saw someone come through the portal, it's a male, but I'm not sure who this guy is."

"Are you sure?"

"100% sure. I even got some audio from the video, listen." JD put his ear on his phone to hear the audio.

"Heh-heh-heh! I like this new world, this new body fits so perfectly, not that my pony body will be of any use to me. Now to complete my mission: Find and destroy the-" The rest of the audio was cut off.

"That was all the data the memory card could hold, wait...NO!" Blue was at a lost of words. "JD! Get your brother and come to the school there's something you need to see. I'll call the others, hurry!" Blue JD hung up.

JD began to think, This is bad. Someone was following us, I don't know if Sunset made an accomplice or an assassin to take us out. But more to the point, I have to get to CHS and find out what he meant.

"What's the matter, JD?" Bon Bon asked.

"Bon Bon, I need you to lock the house while I'm gone, Blue called me and he wants me to check something out at CHS."

"Oh yeah, that reminds me, we're supposed to meet Purple at CHS in the library, hang on, I'll go ahead and get dressed." Lyra says as she goes to the bedroom to get her clothes on.

"Since she'll be figuring out what to wear for a while, why don't you go ahead and we'll meet you at the entrance?" Bon Bon said.

"Alright, I got the house key, anyway. The spare should be under the rug. I'll see you girls there." JD says as he closed the door and jogged his way to the school.

Downtown... Near Sugarcube Corner... 8:23 PM...

"Hmm...looks likes the street lights are a little early for them to be turned on." JD sighed, "Guess I'd should've waited for Lyra to get dressed and waited in the car."

He walked around Downtown to make his way towards the school while passing a few shops, some were open, some were closed, and some were out of business. He checked his phone and pulled out the map on his phone, he was 25 miles away from his destination.

Alright, time to-

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" A voice gave out.

A sky blue skinned girl with blue hair with mulberry streaks, wearing dark pink hoodie and blue jeans was being held down by one guy and the other was undoing his pants.

"Don't worry girlie." The man said with a sinister grin on his face. "I'll be gentle." The girl whimpered by his reply as he was trying to remove her jeans.

JD began running towards them, "Heeeeey, JACKASSES!!" he called as the guy on top turned his head and JD punched him in the face, knocking him out instantly. While JD still had his momentum, he raised his foot and kicked the other guy dead square in the face, knocking him out as well with a bloody nose.

"You alright?" JD asked.

The girl was scared at first, but after seeing his outstretched hand and gentle smile, she felt a more at ease as she grasped his hand and let him pull her up.

"Thank you so much!" The girl wrapped her arms around JD and pulled him in for a hug as she let out tears of joy.

"It's no problem, actually." JD said as he pulled away from the hug, but the girl kept her grip on JD.

"W-Wait! Where are you going?"

"To school."

"At night?"

"Yeah, my friends are there." JD looked at the two guys' unconscious bodies. "We should probably go before they wake up."

"Okay." The girl replies as she and JD left the bodies alone.

Sugarcube Corner... 8:40 PM...

"Two milkshakes, please?" JD said as he ordered what's in the menu the waiters always hand out when they have a customer.

"Coming right up!" The waitress said as she left to their drinks.

"I wanted to thank you again for stopping those perverts." The girl said.

"Don't worry about it, but tell me: how did this start out with you and those guys anyway?"

"Well, I was heading out to get something for my sisters and then, those two showed up and they were going to..." she shudders, "touch me. And out of nowhere, you showed up and knocked their blocks off."

"Eh-heh, thanks for that." JD says as he scratched the back of his neck. I guess her sisters were worried about her and haven't heard back from her. If Devin was worried about me and he hasn't heard back from me, I've been beaten to a pulp. JD thought.

"Here are your drinks, enjoy." The waitress handed the milkshakes to JD and the girl.

"Thanks!" They both replied. JD sipped his drink, but he saw the girl was moving her straw with her finger as she stared down at her drink and she sighed.

She's worried about something else. "Hey, is something wrong?"

"Yeah...There was something else."

"What is it?"

The girl looked around for anyone in the area, then she scooted closer to JD and whispered in his ear, "Can you keep a secret?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, you see, my sisters and I are looking for something so we can get back to Equestria."

"Wait, you're from Equestria? So am I."

"You're from Equestria? For realizes?"

"Yeah, my friends and I came here to find-" JD stopped his train of thought for a few seconds and thought. No, I can't tell her that Twilight's crown was stolen. I want to be the one to find out about why Sunset would go to such lengths for this.

"What's wrong?" The girl asked.

"It's nothing, don't worry about it."

"You said you were from Equestria with your friends?"

"Yeah, my name's JD, JD Freeman." JD showed his hand.

"I'm Sonata, Sonata Dusk." She said as she shook JD's hand. "Hm...JD Freeman, my sisters and I have seen many people, but none like you. I'll remember you, JD." She wrapped her arms around JD's waist and pulled him in for a hug. "Oh! And since you helped me out, here, take this as a token of my appreciation." Sonata wrote something down on a napkin and quickly folded it and handed it to JD. "See ya later!" With that said and done, Sonata got up from her seat and took her drink with her and left Sugarcube Corner. JD unfolded the napkin and read what it said; Thank you. Text me if you have time, you should hang out with me and my sisters. XOXO (278) 389-2250

"I feel like I'm losing control of my life. Whelp, might as well head to CHS and see what Blue's talking about." JD paid for the drinks and left Sugarcube Corner.

Meanwhile, back in the alley, the two creeps who tried to rape Sonata were finally coming to, "Ah, my head..." one of the guys said, then frantically looked around to see only him and his buddy were present, "WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO!?"

Canterlot High School... Surveillance room... 8:50 PM...

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late, had to take care of a few things." JD said.

"It's okay, you're right on time." Blue says as he typed a few things on the keyboard.

"I am?"

"Yes, the others should be on their way here."

"So what did you want me to see?"

"Take a look." Blue showed JD the monitor and it showed a male in his mid-fifties wearing a red and black shirt, blood red pants, a dark blue bracelet on his left wrist, in his right hand he was carrying a key-like sword the blade of it looks like of a skeletal dragon, of which still has some life in it.

"What the hell..." JD was at a loss for words. Just then, he noticed something. "Wait a second, Blue, can you rewind that and pause it for a sec?"

Blue rewound the video and paused it and he saw the male carrying a photo of someone, but it was blurry. "Nice catch, JD, I'll do some digital enhancements on the photo." Blue typed a few things on the keyboard, zoomed in the picture, fixed the quality on the picture and it shows what looks like to be a kid with brown spiky hair.

"Hey, guys, we're here!" Lloyd called out as he opened the door. Followed behind him was Devin, Red JD, Purple JD, and Khaotic Villos.

"Close the door behind you, there's something you need to see." Blue says as he kept typing.

Purple took a look around to make sure no one was here, then he closed the door.

"Everyone take a look, JD found something when we examined this person." Everyone looked at the photo, Suddenly, Villos recognized that man.

"What's wrong, Villos?" Purple asked.

"I-It's nothing. Don't worry about it." Villos kept his arms crossed.

"What a sec...isn't that guy JD met at Sugarcube Corner?"

"Yeah, I think his name was Sora, right?" JD asked.

"Yes, I believe our intruder has a mission since he came here, and his mission was to destroy Sora, I.E., killing him."

"But how? Why would he arrive at CHS just to kill him?"

"I have a hunch that the key-like sword that man has is his primary weapon. But I noticed something else when I watching the monitors, take a look." Blue showed them the monitor; it shows a strange ship being parked the school's rooftop.

"Okay, THAT was weird." Red said.

"We'll have to go see that ship, if it's still there, we should keep an eye out for clues, try and find out what this guy's motive is."

"Alright, from here on out, let's go investigate that ship on the rooftop." JD raised his fist in the air.

"YEAH!" Purple cheered.

"We can't." Blue interjected.

"What!? Why not!?"

"Sneaking our way into the school at night is no good; they have security cameras all over the school and both principals don't like thieves sneaking in and stealing their school property. My best guess is tomorrow, by the time when lunch starts, we'll make our move, I'll have Villos, Purple, and Lloyd help me on this job, Red, you'll continue teaching your sex-ed class. But please, don't teach them about the 'Pimp Hand'."

"Yeaaah... Red kinda did teached them yesterday so..."

"Yeah, feels good for them to respect their teacher." Red said with a smug grin on his face.

"Moving on, JD, tomorrow you will go to Miss Cheerilee's class." Blue stated.

"Why?"

"To figure out who he is, you need to start hanging out with Sora and stick to him like glue."

"I don't know Blue, spying seems kind of...wrong."

"I'll drop the charges on you and Lloyd at the pawn shop."

"I'm in!" JD sports a huge smile, "Oh! That reminds me." JD pulled something out of his pocket and showed Blue a small device, "I also found this COBY MP3 player back at the pawn shop, it said it'll give girls wet dreams or something, can you trace the source?"

"I'll analyze it and get back to you." Blue took the device from JD's hand.

Canterlot High School... Hallway... 9:00 PM...

"JD!!" A familiar and cheerful voice gave out.

"Hey! That sounds like...Lyra!" JD saw Lyra opening the school doors and ran for him.

"I missed you so much!" Lyra cries as she charged straight for JD and made a sudden impact into him. Then, she wrapped her arms around JD's body and started to shower him with kisses on his cheek while JD struggled for air. Behind them were Khaotic Villos and Vice Principal Luna were watching the kissing session.

"What are you two doing?" Luna asked.

"Purple sent me and Lyra to check out something at the library." JD answered.

"While you two were making out in the hallway?" Villos inquired as he continued. "Could you two do me and Luna a favor; and do it SOMEWHERE ELSE BESIDES THE HALLWAY!? I should've put a no kissing rule in the code of conduct."

"JD." Luna showed JD a clip with a key. "When your done here at the library could you lock up the school? Villos and I need to have a talk for a moment."

"Sure." with that said, she handed the clip to JD, and Vice Principal Luna and Khaotic Villos left the school building.

"Ready to go to the library?" JD asked.

"Yeah, let's." Lyra replied as she held JD's hand on the way to the library, she started humming while leaning her head on JD's shoulder as they walked along the way. Then, she stopped humming and tugged JD's hand. "Could you carry me...pretty please?" JD picked her up and held her bridal style, then she resumed her humming as they make their way to the library while JD was left to his thoughts, I'm worried about Twilight and how she's going to be when she finds out about me and Sunset back at the Crystal Empire. *sigh* She'll never forgive me. JD remembered that exact moment when he met her...

-FLASHBACK-
Equestria... Crystal Empire... 10:55 PM...

The nighttime air was somewhat quiet as JD walked around to stretch his legs out while his friends were sleeping in the Crystal Empire. The news about Twilight becoming a princess spread like a wildfire and a few months later, she got invited to a Princess summit in the Crystal Empire, which she and her friends helped her sister-in-law, Princess Cadence, and her BBBFF, Shining Armor. Now the only thing JD could see was the reflection of himself on the crystal floor, and next to his him was a pony wearing a black cloak, hiding its face except for its horn.

JD turned to face it, as he spoke, "Who are you?"

"Someone from your world." JD was at a loss for words.

"Wait! What!?" The pony leapt and pinned JD to the ground and used its magic to lift him up and slammed him back down, then placed both hooves on his body.

"For future reference, you should've stayed with your princess." The cloaked was revealed and it showed a mare with red and yellow mane, her coat was light brilliant amber, and her eyes were moderate cyan. Then she noticed a light blue gauntlet on JD's wrist. "You're a Spectrobe Master, aren't you?" She asked.

"Yeah...How'd you know? And if you're from my world, how did you get here?"

"All your questions will be answered if you do me a favor."

"A favor?"

"Tonight, you will steal Twilight's crown and switch it with this." She used her magic and showed JD a crude look-alike version of Twilight's crown and the gem wasn't shining.

"What if I don't?"

"Oh well, if you don't then..." She leaned her face close to JD as her breath tickled his skin, he tried to struggle, but this mare has a tight grip on him even with her magic. He wouldn't stand a chance to break free from her clutches. "We could do this the easy way..." She nipped at his earlobe. "Or the hard way."

JD mumbled something out as the mare whispered in his ear. "What was that? I couldn't hear you."

"I said 'fine, you win'." He said as the mare petted JD's head as she stood up and called off her magic.

"Good boy, here's the crown, now go steal Twilight's crown and switch it with that and..."

"Hmm...?"

"It's Sunset." The mare said.

"Okay, Sunset, one crown coming up."

JD stealthily entered the Crystal Empire as he avoided the castle guards by sneaking behind them, while he tiptoed his way to Twilight's room, he opened it quietly and noticed her Number 1 Assistant Spike was sleeping, JD snuck past him by avoiding his tail that was showing out of his blanket. He took a look at Twilight and noticed that she was sleeping peacefully and saw her crown on the nightstand, JD grabbed her crown and switched it with the crude-looking crown that Sunset gave him. He was just about to leave and meet up with her, but suddenly the lights were turned on. "What the!?" JD looked at the entrance and saw someone he knew.

"Did you really think you could get away with stealing Twilight's crown, bro?" Devin asked, rhetorically.

Twilight woke up and saw that her friend JD was stealing her crown, HER Element of Harmony.

"Hey Bromigo! Twilight! Funny meeting you two here!" JD greeted, trying to be nonchalant and failing miserably.

"JD, you're stealing my crown!?" Twilight got up out of her bed.

"Bro, just give me the crown and we'll talk about this." Devin walked closer to JD while Twilight and Spike were behind him.

Then JD jumped in front of Devin and said, "Sorry! Gotta take a raincheck!" then he landed on his feet and left for the door as he leaned with his head holding his hand shaped into a phone; "I'll call you!" With that said, JD dodged all of Twilight's magical beams shot from her horn.

He heard Twilight yell from the top of her lungs; "JD!!!" And she and Devin charged after him.

JD pulled his phone out of his pocket and called someone he knew. "Come on, pick up, pick up."

"STOP, THIEF!!" Twilight yelled.

"Hello?"

"Oh thank god! Blue, I need your help!"

"I'm kind of busy right now. Let me guess, you're facing a monster in a cave near the Everfree Forest?" Blue guessed.

"No."

"Reawakened a demon from Tartarus using Canterlot's history?"

"No."

"Pissed off Applejack or Rainbow or Rarity?"

"No, but you're close."

"Well, what is it?"

"Promise me you won't be mad."

"I promise."

"Get Red, Purple, and Lloyd here on the double and fill them in on the way...and are you on speaker?"

They've been here at our house, and yes, why?"

"Well...I stole Twilight's crown."

"YOU WHAT!!!"

"Please, hurry to the Crystal Empire I need my gang, we're family...right?"

"Okay, Leader." Blue JD hung up.

Twilight's friends woke up from all the noise while she yelled, "JD's stolen my crown!"

JD's phone started ringing while he ran through the crystal balcony. He answered his phone, "Good evening, this is JD Freeman. I'd like to request a ride."

"Cute, JD. Now quit messing around and get down here! We're at your position and ready to roll!"

JD saw Devin, Twilight, and her friends closing in on him. As Applejack tried to convince him, "Look Sugarcube, just give Twilight her crown and we'll forget all of this, okay?"

"I wish I could...But I can't."

"Why?"

"Well-"

"Don't listen to him AJ, he's helped us in the past, but now, it's like Devin said about him when he was young, he's nothing but a cheating, mischievous, lying..." Twilight's eyes flowed with tears.

"Please, Twilight, can you ever forgive me?" At that moment she shouted out the one word that broke JD's heart.

"TRAITOR!!!!"

Just then, JD looked down and saw a 50 feet drop as said with tears on his face, "Au revoir!" He jumped down falling to his death while closing his eyes, somewhere in his heart, it felt like Twilight's words were really true. After everything JD has done for her, it was now all gone. he opened his eyes and noticed that he was floating in the sky. JD looked down and noticed Lloyd was levitating him down to the ground.

"Thanks Lloyd, now let's hit it!"

"HE FUCKING CHEATED!!!" Devin screamed.

"Shake a leg, guys, it's time to go!" JD said as he, Red, Blue, Purple, and Lloyd ran down the streets to avoid the nearby guards. Red drew his sword and slashed nearby debris and bashed it towards the guards, the Unicorn guards used a barrier to protect themselves and the citizens.

Lloyd was casting a spell as he says, "Hey, JD!"

"Yeah?"

"I have an idea how we can lose the guards. Red, you and Purple distract the guards, Blue, calculate a escape route for us, and JD, you're with me, I'll try and cast a teleportation spell. Once the guards are incapacitated, we'll rendezvous near the Crystal Empire."

"Got it. All right, everyone! Let's split up and meet back at the Crystal Empire." JD put his hand out.

"Right." Lloyd nodded his head as he put his hoof out.

"Okey-dokey, Sensei!" Purple JD cheered as he placed his hand on JD and Lloyd's.

"You got it." Red JD agreed as he put his hand out.

"Consider it done." Blue JD complies as placed his hand with the others.

"There they are! Don't let them get away!" The unicorn guards saw JD and his friends.

"All right. You know the plan, now let's move!" JD, Lloyd, and Blue JD disappeared in a bright flash of light except Red and Purple JD as they drew their swords preparing to fight.

"Now, you two, put down your weapons and turn yourself in." The unicorn guard ordered.

"You're telling us to turn ourselves in? That's just..." Red slashed all the guards in one single strike as he said, "...Precious."

"Red, more guards closing in!" Purple shouted.

Red punched another guard in his face causing him to fall on the ground. "C'mon Purple, we got to stick with the plan." Red said as he ran to the next guard as he drew his sword.

"Okay." Purple followed Red as the other guards were closing in on both of them. Meanwhile, the bright flash of light sent JD, Lloyd, and Blue JD to the third district while Blue pulled out his phone and it showed a hologram version of the Crystal Empire. "Okay, now that Red and Purple are distracting the guards, we need to make our way to the sixth district."

"Why the sixth?" JD asked.

"Princess Cadence has her men cornering both the fourth and fifth districts preventing our chance of escape, unfortunately, she even had them block the sixth district and the train stations."

"What? Then, how are going to get to the sixth?"

Blue checked his phone for an escape route. "Found one!"

And in just the nick of time, three Pegasus guards showed up. "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

Blue drew two axe-like swords and threw one of his swords at the left guard and punched the right guard, leaving the middle guard standing in front of Blue, he caught his sword in the air and knocked him out using both his blades.

"Let's go!" Blue ran straight ahead while JD and Lloyd were catching up to him.

JD, Blue, and Lloyd made it to the Crystal Heart, the power source of the Crystal Empire, JD looked and saw Red and Purple JD made it with no scratches.

"Hey!" JD called out.

"Those guards weren't so tough." Red JD boasted as he cranked his arm, loosening it up as he sheathed his sword.

"Nice job, guys." JD gave Red and Purple JD a high-five. "Hey Blue, not to complain, but we're kind of trapped here." The group was surrounded by thousands of Unicorn guards, Crystal Pony guards, and Pegasus guards with spears pointing at their faces.

Blue looked around and saw that the entrance was behind him. "Guys! This way!" Blue drew his axe-swords and tore the pavement open and tossed it torwards the guards. Purple JD, and Lloyd followed Blue to the entrance as JD yelled, "Get to the storeroom, stop anypony that gets in your way! Red and I will take care of things from here!"

"Aww, yeah! Back to back, just like old times, I've been waiting for this!" Red JD drew his sword as he prepared his battle stance.

"Yep. But listen Red, we only got one shot at this, so we can't mess up, I'm meeting up with somepony in the storeroom I mentioned a minute ago, are you ready?"

"Does this..." Red punched seven guards in front and slashed five guards next to him. "...Answer your question?"

"Seems like it." JD's blue gauntlet glowed and it transformed into a blue, long sword with a hand guard on the front of the handle. Trust me Twilight, I don't want to do this...but I have to keep you safe, even if it means stealing your crown. JD said in his thoughts as he gripped his sword with both hands as he prepared his battle stance.

"Alright Red, let's do what we do best, time to kick some butt!"

"Yeah! My favorite time of the day!"

"CHARGE!!!" The Unicorn guard gave out a command to all the other guards surrounding JD and Red JD.

JD and Red JD charged straight for the guards. JD clashed with three guards as they swung their spears at him, Red swung his sword at the crystal pony guard and the Pegasus guard, both of them blocked his attack with their spears. JD kept slashing at the guards, one of the guards took a blow to the head as JD punched him. Red was back to back with JD as all the guards were closing in on them. "You know, I kinda liked it better if they were on our side." Red said.

"Feeling some regret, Red?" JD asked.

"Nah, I can handle it. Watch this!" Red took a deep breath and focused all of his energy, JD saw Red had blackish red aura glowing around his body. And just then, Red grew black skeletal wings on his back.

"A Reaper? One of JD's clones is a Reaper! Surround the perimeter, don't let them get away!" A unicorn guard said as he charged straight for Red JD.

"Hold on!" Red grabbed JD's arm as he gets ready to take flight.

"Wait! What!?" JD said as Red flew up in the sky while JD was screaming, "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" All the Guards flew up after them while the Unicorn guards used their magic to lift themselves up to chase them. Red and JD were in the sky as the guards were hot on their trail. Red flew to the top of the Crystal Empire. "Where are you going!?" JD asked.

"Just setting up for the crash landing!" Red's Body started to glow blackish red aura as the guards were surrounding them as he drew his sword glowing with the same aura on his body. "Welcome to 'Red Comet' airlines!" Red threw his sword in the air as it released a stream of red and black meteors crashing straight to guards, inflicting heavy damage as he grabbed his sword and flew fast like a shooting star and landed at the balcony as he yelled, "Thanks for flying!"

"Nice move, Red. When did you get Reaper wings?" JD asked.

"I'll tell ya later, once we're out of the frying pan."

"Got it." JD and Red ran as fast as their legs could carry them. They found Lloyd, Blue, and Purple JD near two big doors in front of them.

"It's about time you guys showed up." Lloyd said.

"Yeah, Red and I managed to keep the guards busy for a while."

"Hey guys, look what I found!" Purple said.

JD, Lloyd, Red, Blue, and Purple JD saw a Crystal Mirror; it's purple and blue upon a pedestal, gem-incrusted, has vine-like wire on its sides, and a small stained glass window with a pony rearing up sat atop it.

"Whoa..." Purple said.

"You said it, pal." JD took the words of out of Purple's mouth.

"Well...this is definitely more than I was expecting...a mirror that can travel to another world, no wonder we haven't seen it in Canterlot."

"Wait, you guys saw this mirror before?" JD asked.

"Actually I saw it once." Lloyd answered. "When I was a young colt, a friend of mine who watched over me went there and she hasn't come back."

"Who was she?"

"She was Princess Celestia's student, her name was Sunset Shimmer."

"So...this Sunset Shimmer...she went through there?" JD said as he pointed at the mirror and Lloyd nodded.

"Hmm... so what's our next move, Blue?"

"Well, first off-" Blue's suggestion was interrupted by the sound of two large doors getting kicked open.

"JD!" Twilight's voice gave out. Behind Blue was Twilight, Devin, Spike, and the others were standing by the door.

"Please JD, just give Twilight her crown back. She didn't mean to hurt your feelings, we can help you." Devin said as he and Applejack reached their hand and hoof, "Don't ya trust us?" Applejack said with a concerned smile.

Red JD and the others looked at JD as he yelled, "Hey, Blue, think fast!" He tossed Twilight's crown towards Blue JD and instead it went into the mirror.

"Oh, that was brilliant Red." Blue said.

"I got it!" Purple pushed Blue in the mirror while randomly yelling, "YODAAAAAAA!" JD saw Twilight as the mare in cloak knocked JD and Lloyd out as they lay down on the ground.

"What did you do with my brother and Twilight's crown?" Devin asked.

"Sorry it had to be this way..." She used her magic to lift JD and Lloyd to her side and teleported next to the mirror. "...Princess. And don't worry Devin, I'll take good care of your brother." Sunset said as she went through the mirror with JD and Lloyd. The last thing JD said in his thoughts before he went with Sunset, I'll bring your crown back, I promise.
-End of Flashback-

Man, why did that moment have to happen? JD said in his thoughts as the memory passed on through his mind. I wanted to apologize to Twilight, but now, she wouldn't forgive me since Sunset had me steal her crown. She'll probably have the princesses banish me to Tartarus for stealing from royalty. JD then whispered to Lyra. "Hey, Lyra?"

"Yes?"

"After this, you know, when the Fall Formal is over, do you want to stay at my house...so we can be together forever, we can live peacefully with no distractions, no stress, just the two of us, won't that be nice?" JD asked.

"Yeah...that would be nice." Lyra answered as she kissed JD's cheek as his face was red.

"Hey, Sensei!" Purple chirped as he showed up behind them. "I like how your carrying Lyra, it's almost as you two are married."

"She was just wanted me to carry her, Purple. We're not married yet."

"You two lovebirds ready to check out the video?"

JD and Lyra both nodded their heads as Purple opened the library doors with both his hands and pulled out three chairs from the computers.

"So, what's this video about anyway?"

"Vinyl texted Everyone about it a few hours ago during my afternoon shift, and I think it has to do with the guy we saw on the surveillance video." Purple typed the name of the video. "It may take some time for the video to load up."

"Okay,"

"You guys were checking out the surveillance videos?" Lyra asked.

"Yeah, Blue called me back home and he was wondering where my brother is."

"Hey, JD?"

"Yeah?"

"While we wait for Purple to find the video..." Lyra's cheeks were red as her voice was low and sultry. "Where were we?"

"Uh...I don't know, maybe you can refresh my memory?"

Lyra leaned close to JD and kissed him on the lips as she caressed his face with her hand, they went from kissing to letting out soft moans from each other. They broke the kiss as Lyra whispered in JD's ear while holding him tight with her arms. "I love you, JD."

"I love you too Lyra." Lyra took one of JD's hand and told him, "Can you close your eyes for a sec?" JD nodded and he took a deep breath and closed his eyes. Lyra took off both her shirt and skirt to show the same bra and panties she showed JD when he ogled her. She proceeded to unclasp her bra, slide off her shoulders, and fall unceremoniously to the floor, same for her panties.

"Okay, you can open your eyes now."

JD opened his eyes to see Lyra's naked body, her nipples a dark green and her pubic hair the same color as her head hair.

"Wow..." JD mumbled, "The carpet really DOES match the drapes."

Lyra giggled and laid down on top of JD, making out with him as she slid his pants down. His shaft sprang up to its full mast, Lyra ogled it for a bit before she began stroking it.

"Mmm..." JD moaned in satisfaction.

Lyra soon went faster, jerking his member as his precum began seeping out. After she decided it was time, Lyra stopped her assault on JD's shaft and opened her mouth and engulfed it, almost deep-throating. Lyra's mouth went up and down, sucking on JD's stick as he grabbed the bed covers, desperately searching for some kind of leverage from the pleasure he's feeling.

"Ohh, Lyra...ohhh..." JD groaned out.

Lyra had enough foreplay and released his spear from her lips, proceeding to line it up with her lower lips.

"Ready, my love?" she asked.

"Do it." JD gasped out.

Slowly, but surely, she guided herself down and allowed JD's member access within her folds. She slid herself in until she felt resistance that hurt slightly.

"JD..." Lyra gulped.

"It's okay, it'll only hurt for a bit." he reassured.

She leaned down and hugged JD while he kissed her neck.

And then he thrust upwards.

Lyra screams in pain and pleasure as her beloved breaks her hymen, digging her fingernails deep in his skin. JD tried whispering sweet nothings into her ears to sooth her from her hurting below.

"Okay...it stopped...I'm ready..." Lyra grunted.

With that, Lyra pumping her hips in and out, gliding herself on JD's spear. JD began to meet her halfway and thrust in time with her, shoving his shaft deeper into her and giving the two of them more pleasure. This continued for a few minutes until JD felt a familiar feeling below the belt, it appears Lyra felt the same.

"Lyra...! I'm going to...!"

"It's okay," she cooed, "I'm on the pill..."

That was enough incentive for JD. He thrust harder and faster until they both couldn't take anymore. The two lovers screamed with pleasure as they climaxed together, Lyra collapsed on top of JD, hair matted with sweat.

"That...was amazing." Lyra uttered, breathless.

"Yeah...you were tight." JD said.

Lyra giggled, "Thanks."

Canterlot High School... School Entrance... 9:10 PM...

JD sighs, "Guess Lyra's still in the school chatting with Purple...I wonder if Blue told her the truth about where we're from, better not worry about it for now."

"Well, well, well, I can't believe you showed up here of all places."

"Who's there!? Show yourself!"

A shadowy figure came out of hiding and revealed herself; her hair is in a bunch of curls of fiery red and yellow, black studded jacket, purple shirt with a shimmering sun emblazoned on it, and an orange skirt with purple and pale yellow stripes.

"Should've known my Spectrobe Master would do his job for me."

"Sunset Shimmer, nice to see you again and looking beautiful as always, and hopefully your plans stay downwind."

"Save the flirty chitchat for later, I have a new job for you, there's a new student at Canterlot High and I want you to bring me something I can use to just like my associates did to Twilight."

"Why? I tried to get Twilight's crown but...something in me snapped."

"Oh, don't feel bad, JD." Sunset cooed as she cupped JD's chin and raised his head. "You're doing me a favor just like when you helped me back in Equestria, Twilight called you a traitor and she can never forgive you, plus," Sunset said as she whispered in JD's ear, "She replaced you with a new friend, someone that trusted her completely, in other words, you would do anything for her, won't you?"

"I...I want to help her...but..."

Sunset placed her hands on JD's shoulders. "You can be with your girlfriend after all, you need to do one more thing."

"Which is...?"

"You're gonna love this one. All you have to do..." Sunset leaned her face close to JD and pressed her lips to his as they locked their lips as they shared a fierce passionate kiss which lasted for a few minutes then, Sunset broke the kiss. "...is to take out Sora, and claim his Keyblade."

Keyblade? JD said in his thoughts.

"Don't worry you'll find out eventually." Sunset gave JD a peck on his lips. "See you tomorrow, JD." Sunset said as she left the school.

"Yep. Yep, I have lost control of my life."

Sunset stopped in her tracks then turned to face JD. "Oh! One more thing, JD."

"Hmm?"

Sunset's wicked grin shows as she held a syringe in front of JD. "Sweet dreams."

Before JD could process what Sunset meant, he gasped by when he felt something pricked in the side of his neck and injecting something into his body. Whatever it was, it was quick and potent; his muscles felt extremely exhausted, his breathing was slowing and quieting, and his vision swiftly became blurry. The last thing JD could see was Sunset's boots before everything turned black.

JD could hear Sunset's voice as she said; "Don't worry, JD. I know for a fact that you won't tell a soul about our little chat we had. Once I get Twilight's crown, and rule Equestria, you'll be my personal accomplice that will do anything for me."

Author's Note

If this story doesn't get more likes...meh, I'm a gambler.

This poem is something I wrote on my notebook.

Remember when I said this story isn't related to my first story, well shit just got real.

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