Equestrian madness

One day on Mobius, a familiar blue hedgehog was running through a forest towards a large, robot-guarded arsenal. "The ol' eggster's really overkilled it this time," Sonic said to himself as he spin dashed through an egg pawn. "Still using that terrible model of a robot," a voice said above his head. "Hey Tails. Come to join the party?" Sonic said to his two-tailed friend.

"Sonic, Eggman has 4 Chaos Emeralds under his belt. Now is not the time to be cracking jokes!" Tails said, annoyed at his friends blitheness.

"OK, OK, I can take a hint!" the blue hedgehog said in response. He then proceeded to spin dash into several Egg Pawns in a row. "I feel like these things are getting worse and worse over the years, don't you?" Sonic said to Tails after the spin dash.

"Soniiiic..." Tails trailed off as they busted into the arsenal, destroying more robots int he process.

"That stupid hedgehog is destroying my art!" said an egg shaped man in a red suit.

"Technically, you didn't make it, sir," a red, orb-shaped robot said, "a 'bot maker did." This robot is known as Orbot, a sassy lackey robot, made by Dr. Eggman.

"Yeah! It's not your art if you didn't make it, right?" said a yellow, cube-shaped robot standing next to Orbot. This robot is known as Cubot, a more loyal robot than Orbot, but dumber and has a voice chip that is constantly on the flux.

"Shut all the gates! He's nearing us!" Eggman yelled at his robots. Orbot proceeded to press a button on a panel, and metal doors in the hallway connecting to the room shut in a staircase manner from furthest from the room to the closest.

"Another lame attempt to stop me from reaching him?" Sonic said.

"I don't know... this seems a little... low-key of an attempt, even for Eggman," Tails said. Sonic then charged up a spin dash, and easily busted through the doors.

"NOW!" Eggman exclaimed, and Cubot pressed a button this time, and the four chaos emeralds in the console lit up, and a laser hit Sonic and Tails. A few seconds later, the laser faded, and Sonic and Tails no longer stood where a burnt spot on the floor was now. "Now, after I get rid of all his other friends, I will rule this world and nothing will stand in my way! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Eggman exclaimed.

"Excuse me, but, where did they go?" Orbot said.

"Who cares? They're putty that I finally washed off my hands, and you know how hard it is to wash putty off people's hands, and these two were particularly difficult putty to get off," Eggman said. (Putty jokes!)

Meanwhile, in another dimension

"Oof... anyone get the number on that bus?" Sonic said, still half unconscious. "Tails? buddy? where are you?" the blue hedgehog said.

"I'm not sure, but if you want a relative measure, about five feet to your right," Tails replied.

"What're you talking abou... ohhh..." Sonic said as he opened his eyes, "this doesn't look like anywhere I've seen, and I've been just about everywhere in the world."

"And I've been with you when you traveled the whole world, and I don't recognize it either," the two tailed fox replied.

"Something really strange is happening here," Sonic said.

"Whoa! Do I see what I think I see?" Sonic said.

"What do you mean?" Tails said.

"You mean you don't see a mint colored... unicorn? I think that laser did more than just teleport us, if you know what I mean,"

"No, no. I see it too!" Tails said

Lyra Heartstrings was going on a walk when she saw something peculiar.

"Is that a... blue hedgehog talking to a yellow, two tailed fox?" Lyra said to herself, "I must be losing my marbles." But as she got closer, she realized it was not a hallucination, but there was actually a blue hedgehog and yellow fox standing atop the hill. then the blue hedgehog and the yellow fox started walking towards her. "What do I do, what do I do, what do I do? I know! Fluttershy's good with animals! I'll run to her house and hopefully the hedgehog and fox will follow," she said as she ran for Fluttershy's house

"What is she doing?" Sonic said.

"If one of those ponies showed up in our world, and one of our regular residents saw it, wouldn't they run, too?" Tails said.

"Yeah. I guess you're right. as always," sonic said. " should we chase her down to tell her we don't want to hurt her?" he said as he took off at great speed.

"You didn't even let me answer! *sigh*..." Tails said as he flew after Sonic.

End of prologue.