Equestrian madness
Awkward, messy storytelling.
Previous ChapterOn the other side of the world, Discord was, for reasons the writer can't even explain, fighting Amora the enchantress from Asgard (did I mention Marvel was going to come into play? No? Too bad). She cast a spell on him, which of course did not work, but Discord wanted to fool her into thinking he was under her spell, and then surprise attack her in the final battle (this is what you call blatant foreshadowing).
"Go hunt down anyone who might stand in the way of my plans!" the Enchantress ordered. Discord obeyed. While he could teleport, he'd decided to fly there at a moderately slow pace. He wanted to wait until the final battle to show her his full power in the final fight.
" Twilight, I got those groceries you asked for!" Spike yelled as he entered the library. No response came from the inside of the tree... building thing. "Twilight?" Spike went up the stairs to look for the lavender pony. Somehow, two rooms had appeared in the hallway upstairs. He went into the first one and he saw Ike jamming on his bed to the song "Welcome to Paradise" by Green Day (I also forgot to mention that Ike is a dimensional traveler, but only between two with the use of a machine).
"Ah!" Spike slammed the door, as he thought that Ike was some sort of extraterrestrial that was going to destroy him. Twilight came out of the second door.
"What's wrong, Spike?" Twilight said worriedly.
"There's an alien monster thing in that room that randomly appeared wile I was gone!" Spike said.
"Monster? Oh, you mean Ike." Twilight was attempting to calm Spike, but Spike wasn't really listening, and it wasn't a very good calming strategy. "He's staying here until a 'Chaos Emerald' from his world can take him back."
Sonic walked out of the second door. "Thanks for the room, Twilight. The bed is especially comfy." He said.
"AH! ANOTHER ONE!" Spike jumped behind Twilight to shield himself from the potential attacker.
"Spike, I presume?" Ike had walked up behind Spike completely silently, so when he spoke, Spike jumped literally five feet into the air (literally). Spike tried to run away, but Twilight picked him up and held him in the air with magic, and Spike's legs were still moving as if he were running.
"CALM DOWN, SPIKE!!!" Twilight was becoming annoyed and enraged. Spike suddenly stopped freaking out. "These are Mobians, anthropomorphic animals who came from another dimension by various means. They don't want to hurt you."
"Okay, but, could you explain--"
"WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!!!" Twilight snapped. "Whoa, I don't know what just came over me."
"It's like an enraged fanfic writer just possessed you because you gave exposition too often."
"I know, it's weird."
"So, what are we gonna do today?" Ike asked.
"Well, we were going to introduce you to the other townspeople, but upon further pondering, it might not be the best idea, considering how much of them might freak out." Twilight said.
"We're gonna hafta do it at some point anyways, so let's go ahead and get it over with," Sonic said as he pointed to the door.
"Good point," Twilight said. And they walked out the door ('they' being Twilight, Sonic, Ike, and Spike).
