Waking up as Ornstein The Dragon Slayer

by Lady Maria

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Tirek, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Other
Length: 2588

As of this morning everything was normal but at 11:00 Pm when a huge storm hit I was teleported to the land of gay technocolor ponies! I am now also in the body of my faveorate dark souls boss! ORENSTEIN THE DARGON SLAYER

As of this morning everything was normal but at 11:00 Pm when a huge storm hit I was teleported to the land of technicolor ponies! I am now also in the body of my faveorate dark souls boss! ORNSTEIN THE DRAGON SLAYER!!!

Published 2014-10-27 21:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-24 12:45:22 UTC

What happened before hand...

It was a clear sunny day in Kansas city, there was not a cloud in the sky! I woke up this morning at 8:30 AM to get ready for the Dark souls convention and I was sure to win first prize!

"Come on... Ah there we go Perfect" I said as I finished putting my armor on. I looked at myself in the mirror checking for any flaws. As I scanned my armor in the bathroom mirror everything was in perfect condition. "Now we can go to the convention and blow away the competition!" I said then picked up my custom made dragon slayer spear made off reinforced brass and steel. The spear actually emits a electrical charge from the spear's blade. The blade has a special device that is solar powered. The wings of the spear have solar panels that blend in perfectly with the brass. The voltage of the spear was enough to actually do harm in I switched it to attack mode.

As I made sure that the spear was turned down to minimal voltage I walked out the door and started my car. I turned on the radio and listened to the news. The weather came on and this is what I heard, "Just recently the radar has picked up a thunder storm that has the potential to give birth to tornadoes!" The reporter said then continued. "These cities need to be ready for this storm cell and if you live in these cities be sure to have a plan of action! The cities are as listed, New livent, Drano heights, Chiseled creek and Kansas city." I then change the station to rock and roll and think to myself. "Man these weather men need to up their game because I do not see a cloud in sight!" As I finish my thoughts I take a left turn into the area where the convention is.

12:30 pm

I turn the car off and get my wallet and spear. I lock the car then proceed to enter the mall with the convention in it. As I walk in I see other cos-players dressed up as, Solaire, Lautrec, The fire keepers, and even black knights! I walked in as I walked down the middle of the room to the room where the cos-play contest was being held. I walk in and I signed up at the last second. As the last few people walk onto the stage showing off their costume It was then my turn. I walked up holding my spear and turned on the electric charge. The spear then had visible static charge coming off the spear's blade. I then stand there as the judges look at me with disbelief. I then was dismissed and took a seat in the crowd. One of the judges got up on stage then spoke, "Now for the moment we have all been waiting for The winner is.... Gabriel Showalter!" I then took the que and got up onto stage. and claimed my award. As soon as I had it I heard the tornado siren and several explosions. After that everything went black...

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Meanwhile in
Ponyville

The world was in a panic Discord was terrorizing the ponies and other races and was summoning a powerful god to finish them off. "AHAHAHAH! Now this world will fall at my wrath come my loyal servant show them what the meaning of chaos really means!" Discord shouted as his arms were open wide as he was staring at the light from the summoning portal.

"Discord don't do this!" Celestia shouted as she tried to move forward but was blown back by the wind. As soon as she recovered and helped up by the main six, she opened her eyes. Then a huge 9 foot giant appeared out in golden and brass armor he was clearly superior even to Discord. The giant was in golden and brass armor with a helm that looked like a lion. he was holding a 11 foot spear made out of reinforced brass, gold and steel (Basically it is unbreakable because magic that's why.)

Discord laughed like a maniac the said, "Come now my slave I have summoned you from your eternal prison and now you shall serve me!" The giant however didn't take the information to kindly...

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As I opened my eyes I saw what looked like a deformed horse mutated with a goat, snake, and eagle, and a dragon combined into one ugly mother fucker. I then hear him call me a slave then that's when I broke. I then grabbed him by the neck and held him up to my face and spoke these words, "I am slave to no one and I will do as I please!" My anger then makes the spear emitted powerful occult energy. I then drive my spear through his hear killing the twisted demon known as Discord.

I dropped his body and absorbed his soul. The other 7 just stared at me in bafflement. I was disturbed by the silence and decided to break it. "Um hello I am Orenstein The Dragon Slayer nice to meet you," I said then bowing respectfully. Then a pink blur came up and hovered inches from my face and said, "OmygoshIhaven'tseenyoubeforemynameisPinkiePieandIamponyville'sveryownpartyponynicetomeetyouMr.Orenstein!" The pink pony said so fast that i couldn't understand a word she said.

Then a angry rainbow maned pegasus pulled the pink pony away and said, "Pinkie pie stay away from that beast did you see what he just did to Discord?! He'll kill you!" I scowled under my helmet and said, "Hey look here you little rat I am not a beast I am a sentient being and I have a name!" I said growling at her then a loud voice interrupted.

"ENOUGH!!! Rainbow Dash is that anyway to treat a person who just saved us?!" Princess Luna snapped at Rainbow dash then turned her head and said, "We are very sorry that the element of loyalty has treated you with such disrespect. Hello I am princess Luna and you are?" Princess Luna asked as she held out her hoof.

I snapped out of my trance and shook her hoof, "My name is Orenstein the Dragon Slayer nice to meet you princess," I said nodding my head in respect. As I finished greeting Princess Luna another purple alicorn was now in my face. "Um excuse me miss but can you please get out of my face." I said in a stern tone.

"Oh I'm sorry I just haven't seen anything like you before! What are you anyways?" the purple alicorn asked.

"Well that's simple I am a..." I paused realizing I'm Orenstein the dragon slayer then continued with my answer. "I am a Giant or refereed by humans A god of lightning." I said simply as I turn away to get personal space but ma stopped by a white pony with a curly purple mane.

"Oh my what is your armor made out of? I admire it so your armor is superior to anything I have ever seen!" She said with her eyes glowing in awe.

"My armor is made of reinforced gold and brass." I said as she circled me then said, "I must know who made this!" She said as her eyes stayed glued on my golden and brass armor.

"Girls!" A motherly voice came from the taller alicorn named Celestia. "Please leave Orenstein alone you are stressing him out." Celestia said then the mares swarming me obeyed and went away she then spoke again, "Come sir Orenstein you must be tired let me take you back to ponyville and we can discuss your this situation your in over tea."

I then relaxed and said, "Gladly." Then Celestia and I went to ponyville to discuss this odd occurrence over some earl grey tea.

Author's Note

This chapter starts out slow but it will get interesting soon I pinkie promise you all!

Memories fade

The Princess and I walked side by side towards Ponyville as we were walking I started having flash backs of memories I never had. I had a flash back when Smough fell to the chosen undead. I ended up dying as well. I also started to have flashbacks about the time Lord Gwyn first took on the mighty dragons who fell to our bolts of lightning. I shook my head and cleared my mind of these events I was seeing and focused ahead of myself.

"Sir Orenstein are thou okay?" Princess Luna asked looking at me with curiosity.

"Yes I am fine just some memories that I have forgotten over time that's all." I said knowing in full that they were not mine.

"Okay whatever thou says." Luna said turning her head to face forward again. As she did I looked onward then the small village of Ponyville came into sight. As the 8 of us walk down the hill to the small farming town the sun was directly in my eyes and I squinted and continued walking as I did the sun eventually faded behind one of the buildings and we continued walking till we came upon a tree house that I was one seventh of its height. Everyone else walked in and i followed but soon regretted it as I kit my head on the door frame. I then decided to crouch down and crawl in.

As I sat at the end of the room in a hunched position because the roof was 6.5 feet from the ground. Everyone sat down then the dreaded questions began...

"So Orenstein where are you from? The purple alicorn asked. I was about to give her the answer when I forgot. I tried to remember where I was from but the only thing that came up was Lordran Anor Londo then I finally spoke feeling defeated because that was all I could remember, "I am from a land called Lordran and belong to the mighty city of Anor Londo." As I said this the little alicorn furiously scribbled on a piece of parchment. As she was doing this I saw from the upstairs a small dragon come down and look around at the ponies in the room and then to me. My first instinct that is relatively new was to attack the dragon, and so I did speaking these words, ¨Look out a dragon!¨ I said as I sprang to my feet and charged it. I picked him up by the head and held my dragon slayer spear at his neck.

I hear the others in panic behind me as they try to pull me away from the terrified thing. ¨Orenstein what are you doing?!¨ The purple alicorn yelled as she pulled me back. As I am pulled back and forced to drop the little dragon then trown against the wall.

¨That dragon is evil! It threatens the lives of everyone here it must die!¨ I hiss as I try to lunge at it again but am held down by a purplish force.

¨No Orenstein that is spike and he is not dangerous he wouldn't harm a fly!¨ The purple alicorn said finally letting me go. As I sat there still glaring at the dragon I finally cool of and apologiesed to the terrified dragon.

¨I am truly sorry sir Spike. Dragons where I come from are merciless creatures and kill on sight. I thought you were one of them.¨ I said as the dragon I was facing started to calm down. I held out my hand and then he shook it.

¨O-oh that okay I didn't know that dragons were so hostile were you were from.¨ Spike said as he shook my hand.

When that was over I had mountains of questions it took a full 3 hours to answer all of them. Eventually everyone was about to go home before I interrupted and said, ¨Um not to be rude but where am I suppose to sleep?¨ Everyone looked at each other before the orange pony with the cowboy hat said, ¨Ah will take ya in you can sleep in the barn.¨ I sighed then said, ¨Thank you malady I will accept your offer.¨ I said then everyone left as The orange pony named Apple Jack and I waled to her apple orchard.

no updates for a while

Sorry guys there won't be updates for this story for some time so again I am very sorry.

Bullying problems

It was morning, the sun shined through the windows of the barn which rudely interrupted my sleep. I growled as I turned away and tried to go back to sleep but just as I was doseing off the barn door was bucked open. "Apple jack said not to wake Sir Orenstein up!" I little filly's voice said as another filly's voice retorted in the most revolting up tight tone ever.

"What ever losers! Silver spoon and I are going to see this so called alien and prove that aliens don't exist!" The snarky little filly's voice said as she kicked open the barn door and walked up to me.

"Oh this is so a alien guys you can just see its slimy skin!" The pinkish filly said with sarcasm so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. The pink filly then started to punch me with her hoof. The silver-ish one laughed with the pink one as they mocked the other three fillies. Now from my past I've always hated bullies so this is what I did.

I started to growl and slowly get up and grab my dragon slayer spear as I rose to my full size then I said, "So you think it is funny to make fun of others and make them feel bad huh you little punks?!" I said as I started to march towards them as they tried to run away but were stopped as I picked them both up with my free hand. "Let me ask you two something... Do you feel lucky? Huh punks?" I growled as I stared death into their terrified eyes.

"W-we are sorry for punching you mister w-we won't ever do it again!" The silver one yelped.

The pink one looked at the silver pony in surprise. "Silver spoon you are apologizing to this... THING!" The pink filly yelled as she glared at her best friend.

"Y-yes?" The silver one said as she flinched.

I squeezed them to get their attention and said, "If I see you two harassing any other pony ever AGAIN! I WILL TAN YOUR SORRY LITTLE HIDES AND BANISH MAKE YOU GO HOLLOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!" I yelled making them both cry.

"Y-yes w-we do! Don't hurt us! Please!" They both begged as I tossed them across the room and said these words, "Scram now!" They both took the chance and ran like hell away from the barn bawling their eyes out.

I huffed as I turned around and sat against the barn wall. I looked at the three fillies as they were stareing at me in wonder. "What?" I said as they just stood there and stared at me with their jaws hanging open.

"That... Was... AWESOME!!!" They said in unison as they ran off to tell everypony about how I made Diamond Tiara and her friend Silver Spoon a crying mess. I sighed aand walked out the door into the orchard to take my morning walk...

Author's Note

Next chapter TEAM DOUCHE BAG REUNITES!!!