Author's Note

another history for you and specially you , i hope you like it edited by Devil Hunter and socialdeviance

The Lunar Consort [edited]

A loud burp leaves your body as you watch TV on a normal Saturday night. With a beer can in your hand, and a pizza recently brought to you from Miami via mail, you do nothing but relax in your two story house.

You take a moment to appreciate your current situation;

You are sitting on a pile of money (obtained from your recently deceased parent’s will and a winner ticket from a contest), you are about to eat a Miami’s pizza with your favorite ingredient inside and with no one to share it with and an extra combo of six pack beer from Germany (which in your opinion tastes like heavens in your mouth).

After drinking the first can to warm up your stomach, your ears are assaulted by a sound coming from the kitchen. Startled you take your gun from a hidden place in the room and, as you move towards the luxurious kitchen, your mind begins to wonder about what is going on: you are alone in your house and Santa doesn’t come until 6 months later.

Once inside you spot a shadowy figure standing by the fridge and raising your gun at the mysterious being you say, “Show yourself! Do it now if you don’t wanna have a new hole to breathe or to shit from!” The shadowy figure stops in its tracks. You can see a pair of shimmering eyes staring from the darkness at you. It then flops to its feet and you can tell it has four legs and a long tail. You put your gun on the table as the creature walks towards you.

“Bobby, you sure freaked the hell outta me. Don’t do that again, bad dog,” You say. Bobby, your loyal friend and company for many years, moves his tail happily as it barks.

“What, wanna have some food, buddy?” You say. The dog waves his tail happily at the mention of food. You lack regular dog food; instead you feed him with food specially made for dogs like him, costly food. But seeing his adorable face when he eats makes buying it an allowable expense.

“That’s a good boy,” you say while patting your dog’s head. You slowly get back to your comfy couch and grabbing the control remote and zapping through channels to find something cool to watch.

“Bad, bad, really bad, not even in a million years. I have already seen it, bad, boring, ultra boring, bad." You say in your mind while also checking for programs you already watched. A loud yawn and you keep zapping through channels.

Fifteen minutes later you groan. “Ugh! Nine hundred channels and nothing good to watch." Annoyed, you are about to shut down the TV and put the food and drink away when you face your dog which emerges from the kitchen, a pleasant look on his face.

“Whoa there buddy , fill up already?” You patted him on the head, making him wag his tail more happily. Soon he rested on the couch on his back as you make your scratching in the belly which he seemed to like.

“Who is a good pal? Who is a good pal? Yes, you are!” You exclaim with a girly voice. You don’t mind talking like that to your dog, you are alone at home and nobody can hear you. After scratching your dog’s head you resume zapping through the channels one more time, sadly with the same results.

Minutes later, your eyes grow heavy with tiredness and boredom. Stifling a yawn you fall asleep on the couch without noticing the blue and dark horse with flowing mane and tail sitting beside you. Your dog barks furiously at the horse when it sees it, the horse just smirks.

“Such a loud pest, aren't you?” it says with a dark tone in its voice as it grabs the dog with a magical aura, much to the dog’s protest. Soon the dog falls asleep as well, as if by magic. The being’s horn illuminates and both you and the horse disappear into the cold night.

*Several minutes later*

“Mmm, let me ride the pony…” You say dreamily, without noticing the sudden hardness of your couch bed, as you thrash around from side to side. You end hitting your head against a hard material, almost like metal.

“Wait, metal?” You ask yourself as you slowly open your eyes, only to find yourself in a different place from your television room. If you could describe this place you would say it looks 'medieval', with a king sized bed and many shimmering thingies like stars on the walls and roof and a few crystal windows that lead outside, you don't feel the grass below so that means you're in a second floor. Slowly, you get up only to smash your head against something.

“What the…” You say as your hand reaches and touches the metal bars that your cage is comprised of. Then you realize the awful truth of your situation, “I’m stuck in here.”

“I am glad you noticed, my subject,” A voice said. It sounded feminine to you though.

“Why am I in here? And… oh no. Zamantha, is that you again? I swear to God I'll place a restraining order on you, it’s the third time this month! Why can you accept it? We are over and that’s final” You say with crossed arms and closed eyes, turning around at the same time.

“Zamantha? Pray tell, who is this Zamantha?”

“Don’t play with me, Zamantha. I already know all your tricks, although the medieval thing is new.” You say without moving an inch.

“Art thou talking about my chambers? I don’t know how my subjects adapt theirs but I prefer the old and classic, I like it more that way.”

You decide to take a better look around the chamber you're in, standing up to start your observations.

“Why the hell are you talking like that, Zamatha? It’s like you are a…”

You gasp as you slowly turn around, only to face a tall black and blue horse with a horn on its forehead and wings adorning its back, it's large blue eyes staring back at you. Its mane floating with an invisible wind, you think you can see little stars in it.

“You are… you are…” You stammer.

“A pony?” It answers back.

“YOU CAN FUCKING TALK?!” You yell at the top of your lungs.

“If you are referring to my linguistic capacity then yes, I can speak and spell perfectly well, just like you,” It says as it smiles at you.

“Wow, that beer sure hit hard. So hard I am hallucinating…” You say, placing a hand on your head as you feel dizzy.

“Here, let me help you with that.” It says before using its horn to shoot a small beam at you, engulfing your body in a magical aura.

Slowly, the pain and dizziness starts to fade down until you feel perfectly fine. It then smiles at you.

“Thanks, missus…” You wave your hand in the air, expecting her to finish your sentence.

“Princess Luna, but my subjects call me Luna. You can do so too, you are in Equestria after all.” Said Luna with a smile still on her face.

“Come again? Where am I?” You must have misheard. You thought she said something about a place called 'Equestria'.

Luna clears her throat before speaking again. “You are in Equestria, land of Earth ponies, Unicorns and Pegasi." She then proceeds to give you a mock bow.

“What?!” you say, shocked. “How the fuck did I end up here?! Where even is here!?” You then proceed to motion at the cage in which you are currently trapped in. “And why the heck am I imprisoned?” You stare angrily at the princess as she continues to smile.

“Well, there is a problem at the moment you see. The rate of mares to stallions is unbalanced to quite an alarming degree."

“Why?” You ask.

“I am afraid I don’t know. I know only that for every eight mares there is one stallion. Seventy nine percent of all the foals born are females, and the stallion’s mortality is high due to their professions. A homosexual couple between males isn’t frown upon, but certainly doesn’t help in the matter."

“Say whaaat? So you're saying that in this world there is a low percentage of males and a high percentage of females?” You ask.

“Indeed.” Answers the princess.

“And… haven’t you tried changing the chromosomes with magic or something?" You suggest simplistically.

“We have, but it requires a lot of magic and the results are slow and uneasy”

“What about clones?”

“It’s almost the same, all magic generated clones share the same DNA. If we crossbreed one clone’s sperm with a female egg the results are always the same. When we tested it out we discovered that, for some reason, the dominant genes always belong to the stallion. The foal inherits all the father’s genes resulting in the famous “clone foals”, that are all identical to their fathers every time."

“Meaning that all the foals are equally similar, as well as their DNA?”

“Yes and the problem is still there. Some other results revealed that most or all foals are females with just a few males and…” She looks away, and her mood drops dramatically. “...They don’t live for long, just a few years after born and… they die, prematurely,” A single tear rolls down her cheek only to be removed with a napkin held by her magic.

“It was a secret project called “hope”, but after all those deaths they cancelled it. We tried to start a new one but we didn’t manage to, until I summoned you here, with your active Y gen in your sperm and with a simple crossbreed spell you can impregnate a mare , don't you see we are going to save our race!” she says with a smile on her face once again.

“Wow, wow, wow. Stop your train, missus,” You wave your hands at her.

“Are you sayin’ that my genes could cross breed with a pony and get her pregnant with one spell? And due my active Y chromosome it’ll be the solution to this stallion problem?”

“Yes, and we need you to complete that task.“ She grins with gleaming eyes.

“Well, I could lend you a few samples. Just bring one recipient and a Playboy magazine and-“

“I am afraid that’s not the way I planned to get your sperm” Luna cuts you off half way through your sentence.

“Are you gonna extract my semen out of me by stimulating my prostate? Ew…” An awkward silence fills the room from both you and Luna.

“Hmm, that could work but no… We’re doing this in the old fashioned way.” Her grin grows even more.

“You are gonna jerk me off?”

“Not quite, no. We are going to mate, a lot”

“WHAT?! Oh no, no, no. There is no way I am going putting this...” You point at your crotch “...In that!” you point at her. Her grin remains unchanged.

“Well it seems like I have no other choice.” She states, closing her eyes for a moment.

“Anyways, I'm getting the hell outta' here.” You say as you try to open the cage. Fortunately you spot the lock in the upper part, picking it to make your escape. Luna notices this.

“You humans are interesting subjects, aren’t you? It is impossible to open that door, it has a magical lock that-“ The cage’s door shoots open as you breathe the chilly air and hop outside. “-H-How did you do that?! It was enchanted; nopony could open that cage, not even a unicorn!”

“Well, I am not a pony and I have opposable thumbs!” You say as you wiggle the important appendage and then proceed to remove the dust from your suit “Now if you excuse me, I’m getting the fuck outta here."

You walk towards the open door only for it to slam in your face, a blue aura surrounding it. You look at the Princess and give her a dirty glare as she heads towards the window. When she reaches it she activates the lock, sealing all the windows in the room.

“There's no way to escape my little human and-”

“Shh!” You put a finger on your lips. You head towards the door again to try open it, it was locked.

“Like I said, there’s-“

“Shh!” You say with more intensity before glancing at the windows. From your position you examine the glass. It seems sturdy enough, so you wouldn’t be able to break it. You stare at the locks, big locks and locked tightly shut.

“Art thou finished? Because-“

“Shh!!!” You say one more time. You try to pry the door open once again to no avail and you end giving up. Luna is about to say something, but before she does you stare at her. You can clearly see her, from head to legs. You walk toward her and put a hand on her cheek and Luna rubs her face against it.

“Why you want to have sex with me?”

“Because it's the best method to obtain your sperm…” Luna said with a tingle of red on her cheeks.

“No , that’s not true , obviously you can have my semen if I stimulate my dick and give it to you in a recipient, come on Luna what’s the real reason?”

“It’s uh… personal” She said looking away ashamed.

“That’s bullshit and you know it, now come on. Tell me the truth…” you tapped your foot in signal of exasperation , Luna noticed

“I’ve uhh… hit my Estrous cycle again…” She blushed

“Your what?” You say with a mix between intrigue and confusion.

“M-My Estrous cycle…” You understand the term ’cycle’ but what the hell was 'Estrous'?

“Luna , you have noticed that I’m a Human and I don’t understand any of this 'Estrous' crap, right? Come on explain it further!”

“I’m on heat… and that’s a one time of the year when mares get extremely aroused by the opposite sex giving us the desire to bear foals and reproduce…”

...Wat?

“Are you trying to tell me… you’re like on your mating season and you want to have sex with me?” Luna nodes weakly and somehow that earns a blush on your cheeks.

“It’s…quite disturbing when that time comes… there’s and insatiable itch on our body and the desire to pounce on any stallion is unbearable… and seeing you… well…” Luna made and step back and lifted her right hoof to rub her left foreleg, her ears folded and Luna’s wings dropped to the ground and her tail swished from side to side.

“You have to understand… my ponies need you , our future depends on you, I need you…” The last row of words come like a whisper not unnoticed by your ears, somewhat you felt a little sad by this situation and the only thing you have to do is to pound this magical horse with wings and horn, okay that sound a little creepy when you said in that way but seeing the Princess sad and embarrassed face it's all the motivation that you need.

“P-Princess?, I’ll do it” You manage to stammer.

“You will?!” She suddenly brightened up. A smile returning to her expression.

“Yes but before we start I need to see it…”

“See what?”

“Your… *ahem!* tush”

“My- oh, that. Right, yes you may see it...”

Luna slowly turned around bending over a little and moved her ethereal tail aside to show the precious gem in her hindquarters, it's not like a horse’s in your world somehow it looked almost equal to a woman's, same upper and lower lip, same clitoral area, the same urethra and the smell was inviting with a little amount of salt in the air, and two small 'crotch-boobs' in her lower stomach it was perfect for your standard.

Luna felt more ashamed having her marehood being stared at, it was nice before when she walked in front of the royal guards as she teasingly swayed a little her hips and with the constant flow of her tail showed small peaks of her pussy, she felt desirable, powerful and sexy and the constant grunts of displeasure when she walked out the room filled her ears, it sure was something.

But now in the present her heat was making her crazy, she lifted up her head to look at the human with a flustered face as he stared at her vaginal area, Luna whimpered a little as saying: ‘stop watching and rut me now!’, you understand that message as you spoke softly.

“Well that’s something… different. but it’ll do, now if you follow me to the bed so we can start?” You offered and Luna nodded, you and she walked to the bed Luna first before removing her royal jewelry.

As she rested in her back , her forelegs were on her chest and her hind-legs slightly parted her blush never leaving her face; 'Well that’s a cute view'. You sat on her right allowing entire access to her abdomen, neck and head.

'Okay it´s game time…'

You let rest one palm on her chest and the other close to her stomach and started rubbing in circles, her blush deepened as you keep with your ministrations with more feverishly. You couldn’t help but chuckle seeing Luna’s face with a big blush covering both of her cheeks.

“Who is my little pony?.." You teased like you would tease Bobby. "...Who is my little pony, who is?”

“I-Iam…Ngh…”

“Yes, you are my little pony…you are...”

You said between rubs and scratches, she moaned when your hands traveled lower to her crotch area you ‘accidentally’ reached her teats and quivering nipples, they’re quite soft in your hands so squishy. She gasped when you pinched and pulled them, the two orbs moved in sync with your fingers kneading them and soon you traveled lower to find her moist pussy and leaking lips.

You looked to Luna inspecting you with eyes in fear and excitement, you lifted one hand to her head and started to scratch behind her ears and her chin. Naturally she lifted her neck to grant you more space to your hand and you obeyed rubbing her collar and throat, she closed her eyes and sighted peacefully. Your other hand reached her mound and started to rub in circles, she tensed and exhaled a soft moan.

“You liked that?”

“Yeessss…” She panted and exhaled more air.

You change positions, now your right hand has two fingers spreading her labia and the middle finger brushed past her clit exiling a moan every time you do, and the other hand grasped and squeezed the two orbs together and pinched both nipples at the same time making her squeal.

“How ‘bout that?” You grinned as she squirmed in the bed, her hind-legs were now wide open giving you more room to work with. Her head was backwards but you still noticed that goofy grin and she was biting her lower lip. Luna’s muzzle has an deep blush as small moans escaped her throat, your fingers slick with her mare-lube gleamed in the moonlight as you removed your hand from her wet cunt.

She whined when the source of her pleasure wasn't in the right place anymore and craned her head to look at you with pleading eyes yet you put your hand in your face and take a good whiff it smelled fantastic and it was inviting so why not?
You put one finger in your mouth tasting it, somehow it tasted like ozone with a tint of salty blueberries. Great luck on your behalf as blueberries are the best motherfucking fruits you have ever tasted in your entire life, and your favorite too. But as mom said; ‘always share’ .

You slowly put your wet coated hand in front of Luna's muzzle and she dove right in almost swallowing the entire palm and licked it clean while bobbing her head up and down having closed eyes and moaning lightly sending little vibrations. Like she would do to a dick you noticed and find that sight entirely arousing. Your penis agreed too and started pitching a tent in your pants, ready for action.

“Lunaaaa…” You moaned with want as your hand being entirely sucked off, Luna almost stopped making slower movement changing from hard sucking to light licking all the while looking at you with half lidded eyes.

“I-I think it´s time to finish…”

“Indeed.” Luna agreed as she gave you one last suck to your hand and removing her mouth with a loud *POP* sound. Only then she lifted up turned around and showing you that wonderful plot, the nether lips are swollen with desire and the vaginal lips already parted ready to ‘hug ’ at your dick.

You noticed a single trail of her love juices connecting from her pussy to the sheets below where a dark and wet spot lay, you used one finger to attach it to your mouth and stated licking all the way to her cunt where a single pair of wet lips welcomed your eager mouth.

Luna gasped and moaned having your tongue all over her vaginal area while your fingers spread the lips to have more space to play with. She moaned louder when you brought your hand to her clit and started rubbing in circles, your mouth was entirely occupied with the princess vagina sucking and licking like when she did it with her mouth a few minutes ago.

It tasted better in this way and the strong flavor of blueberries attached your mouth as you drink all of it and it just doesn't stop flowing! Like an eternal fountain, as you want to have more of those delicious love juices you slowly brought a finger in the rim of her ass and started rubbing in circles.

Luna gasped and moaned louder and louder, having such and impostor on the wrong hole until finally the finger in her ass trusted lightly inside past your nails and she moaned more as you moved in and out, from side to side never stopping licking her pussy and rubbing her clit she was on the edge.

You noticed too and redoubled your efforts making her squeal in joy before making an earth shattering scream;

“I’m comiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!”

You had to cover your ears with your hands at such impressive scream of pleasure , almost immediately a big stream of mare-cum squirted from her snatch landing in your face coating the upper part of your body in sticky substance.

“Wow you sure cum a lot princess.” You said while licking your lips clean. Luna was twitching and panting from her, 'oh so good' orgasm that she didn't notice something prodding at her hole, she opened her eyes as the first contact and looked to you with your pants and boxers down. Her face was a mess, her mane was flowing in all directions like a flag in one day with strong winds her tail too.

"Are you ready Luna?” Luna nodded and let her chest hit the bed, now only her rump was in the air and each of your hands you grasped the silky surface of the mare’s plot, you squeezed it letting your nails dug into flesh close to her butt tattoo. Man you loved chicks with tattoos.

“Nice tattoo” you complimented as your hands dig in again, Luna whinnied and said

“Those are-are my Cut- ahhhh!” She couldn´t finish as you slam all of your dick and letting him to bathe in her insides.
“What are they?” You asked, indulging the feeling of being inside of Luna.

“Nngh! That's called a Cutie Mark, we-we earned it when we-we found our s-special ta-talent.” You trust again and she moaned.
“Interesting” You said as you pulled out ”what else?” you trusted back again, Luna moaned.

“P-Pegasis ha-have sensitive w-wings…” She managed to say shakily. You pulled out leaving the tip inside before going back in and again.

“That’s new , but I wonder…” You put your chin in thought as you slammed in Luna again and again, you used your hand to her wings and grasped them, Luna moaned louder as you run your hand in it’s length all the way while fucking her cunt and jerked off the wings. Her eyes rolled backwards letting go whimpers as her legs give out. Now she’s all in your mercy, you grinned again as you trusted more faster and harder grunting while doing so.

“S-Shit…” You managed to say. “L-Luna… gonna cum..”

“Ngh! , inside , do it inside!”

Now the final straight is on as you as you rutted her more forcefully slamming your hips against her with a slap, you started rubbing more feverishly her wing, that hit the spot and your dick give out and you moaned.

“I’m coming, ahhh!!” You said before shooting your load in the princess's snatch, filling her up. It was enough to bring her over the edge as well, and she orgasmed without shouting again. Finally spent you pulled out letting the cool night air envelop your dick and the princess lay in the bed , spent and enjoying the afterglow of her orgasm as she closed her eyes.

However you grabbed the clean sheets and brought to both as you snuggled with her and drifted to sleep. After closing your eyes Luna said:

“Thanks for saving Equestria.” and kissed your forehead before being lulled to sleep by tiredness.

“I hope Bobby's okay back home.” You said before falling asleep alongside Luna.

*Back in your house*

Bobby slowly woke up from his slumber, and he looked from side to side not finding you anywhere. Soon Bobby sniffed the air, trying to find your smell but the strong scent of the pizza made his muzzle water and as you weren't in sight, he dove right into devouring the content of the pizza box. Once finished, he went toward the door and lay down waiting for you to come in.

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When the morning came, you slowly get up from your sofa yawning and stretched your arms and legs before rubbing the sleep from your eyes.

“Man what a dream I had...” Your morning wood stayed proud and noticeable in your pants, with a very familiar odor coming coming from it. Your mind wonder trying to remember the past actions and soon you spot a black and blue letter at your side.

“What’s this?” You opened the letter and read aloud.

“We should do that sometime, my sister heard us and wants some too on the next encounter, so be ready. With love and care, Princess Luna.

“PS: thanks for the sperm, we will probably need it soon. And don’t worry about my sister, just one piece of advice though, she likes it hard in the ass, all. The. Time. I’ll be joining in too! XOXO”

You slowly put the card down and after a brief moment you looked the empty Pizza box.

“Man… my pizza is gone” You grabbed the phone and dialed, when you heard the voice at the other side you responded.

“Hello, pizzas Miami? ,yeah it's me again listen, I wanna another with the same ingredients… would you add some blueberries with salt?”

Fin.