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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic -- Off The Record

by The King of Hearts
A new pony is introduced to Equestria just before the fight with Nightmare Moon in Episode 1. Changing the entire story.

[General Description At the Bottom]

Omnipotence was truly… Beautiful. But the 'holier-than-thou,' attitude sorta ruined it for him.

“Tell me,” She asked, her tone nothing but condescending, as she leaned toward the face of the entrapped pony in front of her, “You think yourself important?”

“Important?” Alex asked, scratching his chin as best he could inside the levitation spell that held him in place, “Maybe?”

“Truly an impressive answer,” She scoffed, an ugly scowl plastered across her face, “You assume, that slightly altering the chain of events in a universe, could ever make you worth something? Pathetic.”

“That hurts!” Alex half-grinned, feigning shock to her, “Between the time travel, the split personality, and the big wedding, I think I’ve made some sort of impact.”

“You couldn’t be more wrong,” She laughed, squinting lightly at him for just a moment, “Dust in the wind, was it?”

“Great song, but inappropriate use, if you ask me,” Alex smiled, unsure if her prodding through the events in his head was something he should praise her for, “But, if you’re so sure that I lack importance, you need to start from the beginning. Not when you showed up last week. Not when Scootaloo and her friends saved Equestria. Not when King Sombra was turned to dust in front of his old subjects... Not even when Discord was freed from his stone imprisonment, and tried to take over Equestria again. The very beginning. Nightmare Moon, and the return of Princess Luna.”

She gave him a sick smile, entertaining the idea. Perhaps it would be interesting to see things from such a... puny perspective. To see the series of events unfold. Of course, it could also be a waste of her time…

“Fine.” She said, slowly placing him on the ground, and resting her horn against his, “Let’s start from the beginning.”

“Get ready sweet heart,” Alex said, licking his lips and winking at her, as she closed her eyes and focused deeply, “It’s one heck of a trip.”

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Basically, a guy goes to Equestria to episode 1 of the series, and he changes the whole playout of the series, adding a bunch of side stories and different paths for some characters to take.

And, he's an alicorn OC.

Yeah yeah, I get it.

Off you run and cry about it. I've heard about it twelve million times. Literally. Not Hyperbolically.

If you insist on calling him a Gary Stu, and a self-insert, I'll assume you're flirting with me, and calling me perfect, since a Gary Stu tends to have no flaws .

So unless you plan on taking me out, and maybe getting some wine in me, don't go calling me perfect.

Thanks!

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Cover art was done by Famosity! Here is a link:

http://famosity.deviantart.com/

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194 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2012-10-17 08:25:21 UTC
    19323
  2. Magic 101 2012-05-04 15:46:14 UTC
    3690
  3. The Ticket Master - Part 1 2012-05-11 00:13:37 UTC
    3086
  4. The Ticket Master - Part 2 2012-05-12 07:59:55 UTC
    3804
  5. Applebuck Season - Part 1 2012-05-18 20:50:39 UTC
    1772
  6. Applebuck Season - Part 2 2012-05-30 16:46:22 UTC
    4266
  7. Griffon the Brush Off 2012-06-20 18:13:12 UTC
    4359
  8. The Doctor 2012-06-09 15:40:26 UTC
    1118
  9. Hillside 2012-06-20 18:15:20 UTC
    1708
  10. Boast Busters 2012-06-21 20:41:23 UTC
    3771
  11. Green Hair 2012-06-26 00:05:07 UTC
    1476
  12. The MAJOR Problem 2012-06-26 11:27:31 UTC
    2718
  13. The Morning After 2012-06-30 16:05:31 UTC
    2619
  14. Luna Shy 2012-07-07 05:41:52 UTC
    4120
  15. The Bad News 2012-07-10 20:16:18 UTC
    1593
  16. A Surprise Encounter 2012-07-12 15:44:55 UTC
    2222
  17. Confessions of a Baby Dragon 2012-07-18 15:47:46 UTC
    1295
  18. Flying Lessons 2012-07-20 19:38:23 UTC
    1668
  19. Look Before You Sleep 2012-07-26 20:20:29 UTC
    3121
  20. Twilight Comes Home 2012-07-30 16:46:00 UTC
    1138
  21. Bridle Gossip - Part 1 2012-08-14 03:24:00 UTC
    2661
  22. Bridle Gossip – Part 2 2012-08-23 15:47:49 UTC
    4210
  23. Swarm of the Century - Part 1 2012-09-10 06:25:44 UTC
    2219
  24. Swarm of the Century - Part 2 2012-09-19 16:15:04 UTC
    4332
  25. Heart's Desire 2012-09-20 16:02:45 UTC
    2489
  26. His New Chapter 2012-11-13 20:22:58 UTC
    2891
  27. Meanwhile... 2012-09-26 15:55:19 UTC
    2131
  28. The Short Road 2012-10-10 06:16:28 UTC
    3073
  29. Chasing the Rainbow: Epilogue 2012-12-12 18:57:07 UTC
    9536
  30. Call of the Cutie 2013-02-01 16:38:08 UTC
    3051
  31. Fall Weather Friends 2013-02-22 18:31:55 UTC
    4089
  32. The Case of the Missing Ponies 2013-02-28 16:57:58 UTC
    3618
  33. Suited for Success 2013-03-01 17:03:54 UTC
    3303
  34. A Sudden Journey 2013-03-13 05:00:36 UTC
    3406
  35. The Fall of the Night 2013-04-10 18:05:23 UTC
    23
  36. Back to Manehattan 2013-05-07 17:13:49 UTC
    2298
  37. The Source of the Rainbow 2013-05-08 17:24:11 UTC
    1159
  38. A Colorful Background 2013-05-09 16:00:02 UTC
    2711
  39. Sonic Rainboom 2013-06-02 20:38:23 UTC
    8530
  40. Leaving Again 2013-06-04 00:05:25 UTC
    1608
  41. Adjusting to a New Life 2013-06-04 17:41:31 UTC
    1836
  42. A Prelude to a Ritual 2013-06-05 17:29:26 UTC
    1059
  43. The Ritual - The Royal Perspective 2013-06-06 16:19:07 UTC
    2142
  44. The Ritual - A Crusader Perspective 2013-06-07 17:12:07 UTC
    2881
  45. The Other Crusaders 2013-06-18 17:18:11 UTC
    1315
  46. The Show Stoppers - Part 1 2013-06-30 16:59:51 UTC
    2133
  47. The Show Stoppers - Part 2 2013-07-01 17:49:41 UTC
    2907
  48. A Dog and Pony Show - Part 1 2013-07-04 15:53:43 UTC
    1817
  49. Dog and Pony Show - Part 2 2013-07-06 16:13:15 UTC
    2512
  50. Haven Station 2013-07-10 06:52:46 UTC
    19
  51. Going Home 2013-08-10 18:53:21 UTC
    1240
  52. What Time is it? Relaxation Time! 2013-08-13 17:42:39 UTC
    4866
  53. The Knight in Shining Armor 2013-08-14 17:48:29 UTC
    2008
  54. The End of the Vacation 2013-08-15 15:36:57 UTC
    1686
  55. Growing Up 2013-08-16 16:13:28 UTC
    1505
  56. Party of One 2013-08-17 16:27:55 UTC
    3835
  57. The Best Night Ever - Part 1 2013-08-18 16:18:15 UTC
    2687
  58. The Best Night Ever - Part 2 2013-08-22 18:39:10 UTC
    3466
  59. The Best Night Ever - Part 3 2013-08-23 19:22:49 UTC
    1725
  60. The Best Night Ever - Part 4 2013-08-24 17:14:23 UTC
    1853
  61. The Best Night Ever Part - 5 2013-08-26 17:49:14 UTC
    1485
  62. The Best Night Ever - Part 6 2013-08-27 15:20:22 UTC
    2168
  63. The Best Night Ever - Part 7 2013-08-28 18:40:36 UTC
    1596
  64. A Sudden Turn for the Worse 2013-08-29 16:01:19 UTC
    3379
  65. Reversed Condition 2013-08-30 17:41:58 UTC
    3360
  66. Earth World Problems 2013-08-31 16:06:36 UTC
    3299
  67. Back to School 2013-09-01 15:59:16 UTC
    2936
  68. Contrast 2013-09-03 04:33:51 UTC
    3001
  69. A Harmless Game 2013-09-04 15:44:44 UTC
    3677
  70. The Beginning of Chaos 2013-09-06 17:26:40 UTC
    2304
  71. The Element of Wrath 2013-09-07 18:19:43 UTC
    2632
  72. The Element of Deceit 2013-09-08 18:48:03 UTC
    1857
  73. The Element of... Sorrow? 2013-09-10 20:44:48 UTC
    2244
  74. The Element of Greed 2013-09-12 01:26:51 UTC
    3437
  75. The Element of Loyalty 2013-09-12 15:56:04 UTC
    1455
  76. The Final Romance 2013-09-13 19:20:49 UTC
    2946
  77. Endgame 2013-09-22 19:16:47 UTC
    8893
  78. Epilogue 2013-09-22 22:24:18 UTC
    1546
  79. Credits 2013-09-23 18:10:27 UTC
    305
  80. Return 2013-10-19 17:05:46 UTC
    92
  81. Return: Epilogue 2013-10-27 18:19:52 UTC
    4104
  82. Quiet Thoughts 2013-10-30 16:05:18 UTC
    854
  83. The Return of the Crystal Empire 2013-11-03 20:11:10 UTC
    2382
  84. The Crystal Kingdom 2013-11-19 23:26:14 UTC
    1651
  85. Harsh Memories 2013-12-01 19:30:00 UTC
    1542
  86. //// 2013-12-11 17:03:34 UTC
    2421
  87. Crystal-Kingdom-Cutie-Mark-Crusaders 2013-12-20 17:28:32 UTC
    1189
  88. Oops— 2013-12-27 20:02:23 UTC
    1418
  89. The Return of the Fallen King 2013-12-28 22:36:35 UTC
    1463
  90. Shadows to Ashes 2014-01-06 20:16:15 UTC
    4320
  91. So, What Next? 2014-01-13 18:36:27 UTC
    1947
  92. In the Long Run 2014-01-20 21:39:47 UTC
    1502
  93. That Quiet Time Between Adventures 2014-02-04 02:34:17 UTC
    1637
  94. Happy, Happy Mares 2014-02-10 19:47:33 UTC
    1807
  95. Alpha's New Home 2014-02-16 05:35:47 UTC
    2712
  96. Chaotic Regret 2014-02-21 18:23:15 UTC
    1171
  97. Keeping Busy 2014-02-24 08:15:38 UTC
    1504
  98. Simple Days, Complicated Tomorrows 2014-03-11 17:41:44 UTC
    1494
  99. Lament 2014-04-06 20:05:48 UTC
    28
  100. Lament: Epilogue 2014-04-15 18:21:18 UTC
    1893
  101. The Horrible Unknown 2014-05-23 15:34:32 UTC
    1376
  102. Anxiety 2014-05-30 17:37:20 UTC
    1408
  103. New Power 2014-06-09 17:54:49 UTC
    1721
  104. Irritable 2014-06-16 14:12:40 UTC
    1097
  105. Unwanted Questioning 2014-06-18 17:51:08 UTC
    1767
  106. Ignorance was Bliss 2014-07-22 18:08:09 UTC
    2834
  107. Confrontation 2014-07-24 16:11:33 UTC
    1471
  108. Coming Clean 2014-07-25 18:23:57 UTC
    1838
  109. An Ill-Deserved Vacation 2014-07-28 18:59:07 UTC
    1247
  110. As if Nothing had Changed 2014-07-30 15:20:33 UTC
    1820
  111. Escape 2014-08-14 08:01:32 UTC
    28
  112. Home in Each Other 2014-09-26 16:21:45 UTC
    1893
  113. One Last Secret... 2014-09-28 08:24:40 UTC
    2024
  114. Misunderstanding 2014-10-08 18:21:00 UTC
    2054
  115. Just Hangin' Out 2014-10-15 03:32:51 UTC
    2658
  116. The New Mare in Town 2014-10-16 15:00:59 UTC
    1411
  117. To Break Those who are Great 2014-10-23 17:25:40 UTC
    2577
  118. Leave it Alone 2014-11-01 05:34:22 UTC
    1797
  119. Hiding from the Darkness 2014-11-10 16:24:10 UTC
    2019
  120. Sparks of Chaos 2014-11-13 20:29:10 UTC
    1420
  121. Two Steps in a New Direction 2014-11-17 23:46:30 UTC
    2515
  122. Yet another Addition to the Crew 2014-11-19 20:11:54 UTC
    1792
  123. An Overdue Invitation 2014-11-25 01:11:52 UTC
    2274
  124. The 100% Canon Wedding 2014-11-26 16:22:08 UTC
    1174
  125. What a Crappy Brother! 2014-11-30 16:28:27 UTC
    1975
  126. Wedding Preparations 2014-12-17 19:14:49 UTC
    1835
  127. Ignorance is Sleepiness 2015-01-02 17:17:02 UTC
    1493
  128. The Face of a Liar 2015-01-07 16:11:48 UTC
    1362
  129. Missing in Action 2015-01-12 17:42:30 UTC
    1582
  130. Nothing Suspected 2015-01-14 17:00:14 UTC
    2009
  131. The Truth Revealed 2015-01-15 17:29:34 UTC
    2355
  132. Queen Chrysalis 2015-01-28 19:31:44 UTC
    3169
  133. Omega 2015-01-29 16:11:17 UTC
    1437
  134. A Hard Sell 2015-02-04 15:56:46 UTC
    3471
  135. The Greater Cause 2015-02-09 15:45:47 UTC
    3626
  136. Aftermath 2015-02-13 18:04:40 UTC
    3211
  137. One More Confrontation 2015-02-18 18:05:28 UTC
    2277
  138. Announcement 2015-02-20 18:11:43 UTC
    1758
  139. The Appeal of Books 2015-02-23 16:26:50 UTC
    2383
  140. Shock and Awe 2015-02-25 18:20:33 UTC
    4378
  141. A Summary 2015-03-03 15:40:08 UTC
    2665
  142. Reintroduction 2015-03-05 18:06:20 UTC
    2074
  143. A Heated Debate 2015-03-10 10:18:56 UTC
    2494
  144. A Brand New (Re)Start - APRIL FOOLS, DON'T TAKE SERIOUSLY 2015-04-01 07:32:12 UTC
    1345
  145. Back in the Diner 2015-04-05 07:25:34 UTC
    2394
  146. Paying Respects 2015-04-17 17:21:29 UTC
    1972
  147. The Questions Couples Ask 2015-05-01 16:26:16 UTC
    2455
  148. The Hive 2015-05-11 16:34:58 UTC
    1647
  149. A Push in the Right Direction 2015-05-15 16:37:21 UTC
    1182
  150. Shopping Trip 2015-05-22 15:39:46 UTC
    2035
  151. The Show 2015-06-04 16:26:22 UTC
    2577
  152. Plus One to Equestria 2015-06-16 16:38:21 UTC
    2092
  153. 'Paying' the Price 2015-06-19 15:44:48 UTC
    1961
  154. Unnecessary Worry 2015-06-29 07:33:18 UTC
    1857
  155. 'Horse' Training 2015-07-07 15:29:38 UTC
    2029
  156. Turning Point 2015-07-14 15:19:15 UTC
    2724
  157. Pity 2015-07-15 15:07:13 UTC
    1370
  158. The Stage is Set 2015-07-27 14:47:47 UTC
    3664
  159. Prelude to Chaos 2015-07-28 16:26:17 UTC
    788
  160. Riding Home - Stress 2016-03-12 07:01:28 UTC
    1663
  161. Riding Home - Misery 2016-03-16 15:43:40 UTC
    1516
  162. Riding Home - Ignorance 2016-03-21 07:05:43 UTC
    1447
  163. Stopover 2016-03-28 16:33:57 UTC
    1469
  164. Uncomfortable Relaxation 2016-04-01 06:29:53 UTC
    1919
  165. The Other Side of the Wall 2016-04-15 06:00:29 UTC
    1179
  166. Explosive Sibling 2016-05-04 18:38:34 UTC
    1508
  167. Discordant 2016-05-26 18:26:45 UTC
    1410
  168. See ya' Chet 2016-05-31 15:55:58 UTC
    1550
  169. Surrender 2016-06-08 15:48:04 UTC
    1268
  170. Conflicting Stories 2016-06-21 15:21:53 UTC
    1429
  171. At the Mercy of the Strings 2016-06-26 15:36:20 UTC
    1284
  172. An Old Friend 2016-07-16 16:06:18 UTC
    1308
  173. Far Past Bickering 2016-08-05 07:46:52 UTC
    1282
  174. Realization 2016-08-25 04:31:45 UTC
    1376
  175. The Girl that Shouldn't Exist 2016-09-16 15:30:36 UTC
    2115
  176. An Odd Request 2016-11-11 08:45:58 UTC
    1735
  177. Invisible Friends 2016-11-20 08:04:47 UTC
    1135
  178. Not All She Seems 2016-11-28 07:21:32 UTC
    1360
  179. The Rising Darkness 2016-11-30 06:39:16 UTC
    1218
  180. Awake 2016-12-01 08:09:28 UTC
    1173
  181. What's the Plan? 2016-12-14 15:35:16 UTC
    2436
  182. Pursuing Chaos 2016-12-31 08:12:19 UTC
    1674
  183. Ascension 2017-01-23 18:21:38 UTC
    1579
  184. Confronting Chaos 2017-02-14 17:40:36 UTC
    2325
  185. The Horrible Plan 2017-02-17 16:15:28 UTC
    1825
  186. Magical Mystery Dream 2017-02-22 06:32:58 UTC
    2835
  187. One Final Stopover 2017-02-23 16:18:40 UTC
    1514
  188. The Nightmare 2017-02-24 08:27:00 UTC
    2850
  189. The End of Two Chapters 2017-02-25 07:51:53 UTC
    1798
  190. A Chaotic Debriefing 2017-02-28 16:22:54 UTC
    1878
  191. A Lost Element 2017-05-03 07:00:42 UTC
    1539
  192. Affirmation and Desolation 2017-06-02 05:43:30 UTC
    2277
  193. The Odd Two Out 2017-07-11 07:16:49 UTC
    2252
  194. Off the Record 2017-10-31 19:25:41 UTC
    12550