What Ponies Do In Their Spare Time

Twilight coughed and hacked out her first puff of any type of smoke, let alone weed, to a chorus of laughter from her two pegasus friends. She glared at both but found it hard to talk, having to hold a whispering voice until the air was clear of the foul smoke "Guys I -cough- thought this stu -cough- stuff was -cough- supposed...to be good."

Fluttershy took a slow pull from the bong before taking the slide out and sucking in all the noxious smoke that Twi just choked on, taking it like a champ and holding it while she spoke with a forced voice, not breathing the whole time. "It's so great, Twi. Not the doing it, but the feeling of it." She emptied her lungs all at once with a slight controlled cough before passing it to Rainbow, who immediately started filling it by sucking up slowly while holding a lighter to the herb in the slide. "It's sort of disorienting but fun, kinda like an amusement park ride."

Rainbow Dash took a long suck in to punctuate Fluttershy's explanation. She held it with only a slight effect to her voice unlike Fluttershy. "Fucking stokes you, makes everything great, then you wind down." She keeps holding it in for what seems like a long time before slowly letting the smoke seep out of her mouth and twirl around her head. "This is good stuff too, my guy gives me the best he gets." It almost seemed to Twilight that Rainbow didn't even exhale.

"If you say so..." Twilight said as she accepted the bong again from Rainbow. The awful taste of dragon semen was gone, so she had achieved her goal and could stop, though something was telling her that she needed this. She lit the cherry and slowly sucked as she'd been instructed to fill the bong with smoke before she inhaled all of it at once, again coughing on the exhale as she passed it to Fluttershy, feeling weird in her stomach but nothing great. "I don't know what I'm doing wrong guys, I'm just not feeling it." She said sighing.

Fluttershy handed it back to her and cleared her throat to say, "I might know why. You have to hold it longer, that was my problem. You don't absorb enough of it when you exhale it right away. Try one more time."

"You sure?" Twilight said anxious about anypony barging in despite the late hour. "I don't want to do any damage to my-"

Twilight was interrupted by Rainbow with a long, teasing "Neeeeerd!"

Without missing a beat, the Princess spitefully lit up and sucked as much smoke as she could into the chamber as she stared down Dash with a silent, annoyed expression. She ripped the smoke up using her anger and frustration towards her friend to fuel her lungs to take in way more than normal and shakily held her breath with her eyes tightly shut...

Spike knew they were going the wrong way, but Big Macintosh wasn't answering any questions and he was going too fast to jump off without getting hurt. He just decided to hold on and trust the stallion, as he's never led anyone astray before, but that's not to say that he wouldn't have a reason to. Out of all the ponies in Ponyville Big Mac was the most straight edge, mature pony of all and didn't quite enjoy watching all the dirt that went on around him. Celestia knows how much abusive, sexually confusing incest he's heard through the old walls of the farmhouse that Applejack has forced on Applebloom, let alone how many times he's had to stop Applejack from coming onto him.

Very abruptly, Big Mac bucked Spike off against a tree in an unfamiliar part of the orchard, probably near a corner of the land they owned away from anypony else. Spike hit a rough knot knocking bark off the tree and slid down, Big Mac slowly walking to pin him to the tree before his stunned state wore off. "Yer sure stupid," He started, "Thinkin' that ah'd not notice that lie. Ah knew ah couldn't'a trusted a rotten snake"

Spike rubbed his back as best he could to make sure he wasn't bleeding anywhere from the impact. Macintosh however, seemed to be bent on making him bleed, since he pushed him harder against the tree putting his weight into it until the dragon cried out from being crushed. Spike barely coughed out "I was only told that they wanted me, please-"

"You can tell that fancy princess uh yur's not to come snoopin' in the Apples' business no more. This is the last time she pulls one uh her drunken pranks again." Big Mac said in a calm, venomous tone punctuated with a punch above Spike's head that all but broke the tree in two. "Ya'll got that?" He snorted in Spikes face and held his hoof back again to intimidate him, and it obviously worked, as Spike stared squirming to escape his grasp.

"Yes! Yes I'll tell her, no interfering, no drunk pranks! Please let me go." He managed to choke out between sobs from his collapsed scales on his back and the bloody beads running down his back and dripping off his tail.
Big Macintosh slapped him lightly for good measure before pushing himself off the defenseless baby dragon in a huff saying "Go on, yer runnin' home. And You'll be limpin' if I count to ten 'afore you git from mah sight." Spike ran crying aimlessly through the orchard forcing his burning, tired legs to save him from a beating hearing the slow counting increase behind him as it got farther away. "One...two...three..."

On the third count of the three mares' counting they all exhaled simultaneously upward followed by a roar of laughter from all three. "You two are sooo my wingers!" Twilight chuckled out, letting her front legs slide forward as she rested her chest on the table.

"Whoa, hard R," Rainbow said as Fluttershy gasped at the mispronunciation. "Shit, winga why you puttin' hate in it?"

Twilight was still recovering from the giggle fit as she pushed the words out her throat. "I thought you guys said it to me all the time. Don't I have wings? Can't I say it too?"

"It's different than that, you gotta know how to say it." Fluttershy added, "You said it like an earthy hick, not a real winga."

"I don't get you guys," The Princess chuckled as she took the bong and the lighter to spark up again. "Why would the pronunciation of a word matter that much?" She sparked the slide and began to fill the chamber.

"That's like everything though, you don't get it." Rainbow slouched in her chair letting her legs spread out comfortably. "There are different ways that different people say the word, and it's about the feeling you get when you hear it certain ways." Twilight pulled the smoke up and held it as Rainbow spoke. "Hicks'll say it tryna piss you off so they really pronounce that shit, you know? But a winga know how it is, he ain't gon' make it a big thing."

Twilight Slowly blew out a jet of smoke in front of her and used her magic to make it take the form of a ship flying through a ring, giggling to herself at the reference that neither of her friends seemed to notice. "I get you now, winga."

Rainbow's face lit up as she sat up to take a hit, "Yee winga, we crew now." She started her longest toke yet and held it pulling Flutters closer to her in order to kiss her and blow the hit into her lungs. Once she was sure Flutters was done inhaling she leaned back and blew out what little it was left and said "Now give Twi some love, girl."

Holding the smoke, Fluttershy leaned over the table to kiss Twilight, unintentionally accentuating her curves and making the alicorn hesitate. Was this how she wanted to view her friends now? What did this mean about her? Just as she was about to shake her head though, it was pushed forward by Rainbow's wing into Flutter's lips. Fluttershy waited to exhale, simply kissing Twilight and seeming to thoroughly enjoy it. Twilight got lost in the kiss and opened her mouth to tongue Fluttershy when she took the smoke down her throat. She felt Rainbow's hoof on her cheek and seen her other one on Flutter's when she flickered her eyes open before drawing back and holding the smoke. "Oh you two are so hot together." Rainbow said with a sigh letting her hooves go to her thighs, rubbing slowly and blatantly back and forth. "Mmm I so want both of you..."

"Now wait," Twilight started, forgetting about her smoke and coughing a little, "I wa -cough- was just -cough- ...I was forced into that..." She cleared her throat exhaling what she felt to be the rest of the weed smoke in her lungs before picking up again, when she noticed the two pegasi staring lovingly at her. "I don't want this to become a regular thing. I've had a rough day and needed to unwind, that's all. I had no idea I'd be kissing anypony tonight, especially not Fluttershy!" She noticed Fluttershy's hurt expression and sighed taking her hoof. "I didn't mean anything by that, you're a beautiful mare, and anypony who gets to kiss you should feel lucky, but I wasn't expecting it. I don't even know much about my sexuality yet."

"You don't think you should be experimenting at all then?" Said Rainbow, leaning closer to Twi with her face as she smiled warmly and seductively.

Twilight threw her gaze between the two ponies wildly, thinking a mile a minute about herself, her two friends, and what everypony else would think of her if she started to life as the two were implying she should. "No, I..." She sighed not knowing what to say to convince them of her standing, suddenly losing the ability to convince herself as well. "I guess...I could..."

Fluttershy got up on the table sliding the bong out of the way and planted kisses on Twilight's face as Rainbow sweetly caressed her, leaving her own chair and massaging her wings. "Don't worry bae, we'll go slow with ya." Slowly and with great convincing effort, the two pegasi ravaged Twilight Sparkle doing everything in their power to make her feel amazing.