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Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ

by Obselescence
Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

This is Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ: Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ. The world's first-ever RPG/FPS/MMO/MOBA/RTS/TBS, now on Joy Boys near you.

You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. You are also playing a video game, because when are you not playing a video game? Hopefully you can make it downstairs. Breakfast is starting.

"I don't even play video games! I don't know what you want from me!"
- Princess Twilight Sparkle.

"Button, that's very nice, but I'm trying to balance on this ladder right now, and if you keep distracting me, I'm going to—"
- Mom.

"Is this fanfiction about yourself?"
- Sweetie Belle.

"This was the worst game I've ever played. It should be used as a weed-killer, because that way it would have a reason to exist. 9/10."
- Spike the Dragon

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4522 words: Estimated 23 minutes to read
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21 Chapters:

  1. Ⓟⓡⓔⓢⓢ Ⓢⓣⓐⓡⓣ ⓣⓞ Ⓟⓛⓐⓨ 2014-10-28 01:05:33 UTC
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  2. Ⓛⓔⓐⓡⓝ Ⓖⓛⓞⓡⓘⓞⓤⓢ Ⓣⓡⓤⓣⓗⓢ 2014-10-28 01:23:20 UTC
    188
  3. Ⓓⓔⓕⓔⓐⓣ Ⓔⓥⓘⓛ Ⓢⓤⓝ Ⓖⓞⓓⓢ 2014-10-28 01:47:25 UTC
    419
  4. Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓝⓛⓨ Ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ Ⓣⓗⓐⓣ Ⓜⓐⓣⓣⓔⓡⓢ 2014-10-28 02:29:12 UTC
    78
  5. Ⓢⓛⓐⓨ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓔⓥⓘⓛ Ⓗⓤⓝⓖⓡⓞⓗ 2014-10-28 02:23:42 UTC
    121
  6. Ⓕⓔⓔⓛ Ⓔⓜⓞⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ 2014-10-28 05:21:37 UTC
    31
  7. Ⓐⓢⓚ Ⓕⓞⓡ Ⓓⓘⓥⓘⓝⓔ Ⓐⓢⓢⓘⓢⓣⓐⓝⓒⓔ 2014-10-28 05:25:47 UTC
    153
  8. Ⓔⓝⓓ Ⓐⓛⓛ Ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓤⓝⓘⓒⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ 2014-10-29 06:08:50 UTC
    322
  9. Ⓘⓝⓥⓔⓢⓣⓘⓖⓐⓣⓔ Ⓣⓡⓤⓣⓗ 2014-10-29 16:20:35 UTC
    710
  10. Ⓣⓡⓐⓥⓔⓛ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓔⓘⓖⓗⓣⓕⓞⓛⓓ Ⓟⓐⓣⓗⓢ 2014-10-30 03:51:08 UTC
    167
  11. Ⓢⓣⓘⓛⓛ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓝⓛⓨ Ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ Ⓣⓗⓐⓣ Ⓜⓐⓣⓣⓔⓡⓢ 2014-10-30 03:59:53 UTC
    152
  12. Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓤⓛⓣⓘⓜⓐⓣⓔ Ⓢⓗⓞⓦⓓⓞⓦⓝ 2014-10-30 04:15:15 UTC
    123
  13. Ⓦⓔⓛⓟ 2014-10-30 04:46:43 UTC
    203
  14. ⓂⓄⓄⓄⓄⓂ 2014-10-31 03:18:45 UTC
    123
  15. Ⓕⓔⓔⓓ Ⓨⓞⓤⓡ Ⓑⓤⓡⓝⓘⓝⓖ Ⓟⓐⓢⓢⓘⓞⓝ 2014-10-31 03:14:48 UTC
    74
  16. Ⓕⓛⓞⓞⓓ 2014-10-31 03:29:16 UTC
    174
  17. Ⓕⓐⓒⓔ Ⓨⓞⓤⓡⓢⓔⓛⓕ 2014-10-31 16:31:00 UTC
    159
  18. Ⓓⓔⓕⓔⓐⓣ Ⓔⓥⓘⓛ 2014-10-31 16:47:43 UTC
    338
  19. Ⓔⓝⓓ Ⓜⓞⓜ 2014-10-31 22:50:09 UTC
    160
  20. Ⓑⓔⓖⓘⓝ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓙⓞⓤⓡⓝⓔⓨ Ⓐⓝⓔⓦ 2014-10-31 23:28:49 UTC
    410
  21. Ⓑⓔ Ⓐ Ⓓⓞⓞ-Ⓓⓞⓞ Ⓗⓔⓐⓓ 2014-10-28 01:41:54 UTC
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