The Swaggilicous Story On How I Was Spread Threw-Out The Internet

by Luit120

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy
Length: 231

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-28 00:26:24 UTC

...The day I fookin died

It all started on a normal d-"YEA OF COURSE IT STARTED ON A NORMAL DAY YOU DIP-NUGGET!"OH HUSH IT YOU,CAN I TELL THE STORY?"Fine."

It begin like any other day of my life,I woke up,went to the bathroom,brushed my teeth,had a good fap and such,little did I god damn know I had accidentally installed a top secret Area 51 project thingy on my computer while I was busy trying to get BROFORCEfor free on my computer,after I did all of my shit like go to school and fucking homework,I went to my computer and decided to troll some poor 10 year old on omegle that's when I saw that god damn icon..It was taunting me,sitting there acting like it owned my shit.I opened it to see what the FUCK happened here and what the shit was.Turns out I fucking made the worst mistake in my life,the second I opened the program my computer decided it wanted to sound like it was having  diarrhea after Taco Tuesday."What the fuck are you doing in there mum!?!?"I screamed at my closed door thinking my mom made that horrible shitting noise while she was in there.All the sudden it fucking happened,everything went pure black before turning into green neon puke code land where I was just falling..and falling and falling...and..

THAT'S ALL YOU GUYS GET UNTIL I STOP BEING LAZY!BYEEEEEE~