69 MLG NIGHTS AT FREDIZZLESSSSSSSS

by LunarSpellZ

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 482

Luna is transported to another world apperently into MLG 69 NIGHTS AT FREDIZZLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. she got teleported and blah blah blah plot sucks ass. but a plot is an ass then what is ass?

Luna is transported to another world apperently into MLG 69 NIGHTS AT FREDIZZLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. she got teleported and blah blah blah plot sucks ass. but a plot is an ass then what is ass?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-28 02:39:58 UTC

Fredizzlessssssss

Luna woke up with a groan and she didn't know what happened last the only thing she remembers are 420 words. Luna threads are shit, wait what.

"Where the hell am I? Fucking bath salts." She said aloud and very aloud.

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELLOOOOOOOOOOO MY NAME IS MARVIN CARIBU AND I LIKE TO LIVE OFF THE STREETS SNIFFIN' AND SHOOTIN' UP..............AND SNIFFIN'." Said the mysterious voice.

"W-what?" Luna said while her ears perked up at the raspy sound of a voice.

" OKAY SO DO YOU A CAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S ON TEH GROUND THE ANIMATRONICS FREDIZLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS , SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THE OTHER TWO BONIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *coughs* AND CHICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOBODY CARES ABOUT."

"H-hello who are you?" Luna said unknowing it was a recorded message of a virgin.

"K  K K KKK SO CHECK DA CAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU SEE YOUR POWER IT HAS 1337 POWER USE YOUR DOOR ONLY IF NECESSARYYYYYYYYYYYY, ALSO I HAVE BEEN READINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ALOT ABOUT HOW TO-TO-TO-TO-TO TO TURN ON A LIGHT AND SPEAK. KKK K K K YOU GOT IT MAN? K BYE."

"Uhhhhhhhhh.............what. I guess I should check the cameras? Okay let's see he- Oh........................HOLY FUCK." She dropped the camera on the floor screaming  as she saw the animatronicssssssssssss turn their head.

She picked up the camera and looked at the camera she heard voices saying this.

"AWWWWWWWWWWWW OH OH OH MY GOD GET REKT M8. MUM GET TEH CAMERA!!!!!!!!! U WOT M8?!!!!??!" And worst of all.........." DO YOU REALLY THINK YOUR FUCKING FUNNY FUCKING WITH MY FRIENDS WRAITH WRITER IF I EVER SEE YOU I WILL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT YOU CUNT. GO BACK AND CRAWL INTO YOU HOLE YOU DRAGON COCK EATING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said the scary voice. " JIMMY VOICE LEVEL 1!"

"K MOM" said the voice that replied and then the CAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS went black. And I am talking black like black people.

"Oh no please some pony help me!!!!!!" Luna screamed terrified out of her mind as she thought of the horrible fatasses were trying to rape her.

"Close the door close the door close the door CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!!!!" She shouted in fear of the obese neck beard fatasses behind they're compooooooooooter like spooderman.

She heard banging on the doors. " EH M8 TIS IS MAY SWAMP LEAVE NOW!" Shrekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk  with his BIG JUICY OGRE ARMS. " No please I'm just a cute adorable pony...........please don't rape me."

"GET OUTTA MAG SWAMP!" Shrekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yelled angrily

"This isn't a swamp!!!!!!!!!!" Luna cried out

"I'll bash yer fuking head in m8!" Fredizzlesssssssss yelled

Luna was crying now shaking in fear hoping and hoping it would end all the screaming and fear she thought it was all a dream.

She looked at the CAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA again and when she did so the power went out.

She was in a dark corner crying with her hoovsies covering her face. (Sorry the author is very high right now just give him a moment- shut up!!!!! I'm not high!)