1.) Twilight Sparkle: Making her Sparkle at Twilight
Twilight Sparkle
Flash Sentry admired his new form. He looked at his hands and body. “Wow, I look nice!” he said, patting himself.
“I have best interests for you, Flash. For what you need, I will provide,” the voice spoke, “It’s very early here too. It is almost morning, but it is more than enough for you to complete your objective.”
“Yes, supreme one!” Flash Sentry saluted. He then looked around him. “But, where am I?”
“The janitor’s closet,” the voice replied, “You were supposed to enter through a statue, but that’ll lead to other problems, so I ditched that plan.”
“What?”
“It is the dead of dawn and our target is in the library.”
“Where?” Flash Sentry asked.
“She’s asleep on a pile of books. Using newspaper as a blanket.”
“I see.”
Flash Sentry was about to open the door before the voice interjected. “Stop!!” it yelled, tripping the blue haired male. He fell flat on his face with a splat. “I forgot to tell you that someone is coming!”
“What do you mean by that?!”
On the other side of school…
The other Flash Sentry, the Flash Sentry of this world crept into the school. His name is Brad Dreamy Cutebottom. He looked completely identical to Flash Sentry. Blue luscious hair, his back carried an electric guitar. He chuckled to himself and pried open a loose leaf paper note. He read it:
Come really early to school tomorrow. I want to play your electric guitar! ;)
-Twilight
“I would’ve been fine with after school, but this works too,” Brad said, completely missing the sexual innuendo.
Meanwhile, with the voice and Flash Sentry…
“No, no!” the voice said, “You have to put only one foot in front of the other! Imagine that you don’t have four legs!”
“That’s easy for you to say!” Flash Sentry replied, stumbling on his feet, “It’s harder than you think!”
“Get used to it then!” the voice said, “You have a mission to complete!”
Flash Sentry summoned all the willpower and stood up naturally, feeling power course through his veins. It was at that moment in the high school hallway where Brad turned the corner. Flash Sentry instinctively disabled him by striking the pressure points he suddenly knew of a different anatomy. Brad Dreamy Cutebottom fell to the ground with a clatter of his limp body and electric guitar.
“Oh goody!” the voice exclaimed, “Just as planned! Now, drag the body over to the janitor’s closet.”
Flash Sentry obeyed. He took what looked like his clone and dragged him. He pushed away the instrument off his back and stuffed him inside the stinky, musky closet.
“Excellent job!” the voice said, “Now, take the guitar and wear it!”
He did what he was told. The voice spoke again, “Now, this was written in the fine print of you accepting this quest. You must keep audio records of this.”
“How so, all knowing one?”
The voice spoke thus, “You shall find it in the packet you’ve stol- er, received.” Flash Sentry dug into the guitar pack to find a small silver stick.
“Is this it?” he asked.
“Well done, dear Flash Sentry!” the voice said with great pleasure, “Now, click the button and repeat after me!”
Flash Sentry nodded and clicked the button.
“My name is Flash Sentry.”
“My name is Flash Sentry,” he repeated.
“I am 18-years old and attend Canterlot High School.”
“I am 18-years old and attend Canterlot High School.”
“I play the electric guitar in my band,” the voice said.
“Electric guitar?” Flash Sentry asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Yeah, wacky, I know, but roll with it,” the voice replied, “And re-do that. We need to make it flawless.”
In a few seconds, Flash Sentry ended with, ‘I have blue hair.’ However, he instinctively spoke, “But I am not of this world. I am mistaken to dwell here. However, a voice above called my name. It calmed me. It soothed me. I was brought here for a purpose.”
The voice was touched. “I-I soothed you?”
Flash Sentry smiled. “Yeah. You have a beautiful voice.”
“Why thank you!” the voice said gratefully.
“So, where’s the library?” Flash Sentry asked, oblivious of the word, ‘Library’, right behind him.
“Oh, Flash, Flash, Flash!” the voice said, “No wonder you need me to guide you! The door is right there!”
Flash Sentry turned over and was awe-stricken by the supreme being’s omniscience. He looked over a large wooden door. “Yes, open it,” the all knowing one spoke. Flash Sentry opened the library’s door and peered inside. The dark room held the shadowed shelves with a whole bunch of literature. An ominous atmosphere settled by the horrendous reading posters.
“ ‘Reading will wrap you up!’ ” Flash Sentry read a caption. The picture depicted a cartoon mummy reading a bandaged book. The voice above was not amused. But it piped up.
“She’ll be sleeping there. So just go fuck her.”
“Understood, supreme one.”
Flash Sentry was guided by his spirit towards the place where Twilight Sparkle rested. That name rings a bell, he thought, staring down at the slender purple figure. A cute high school was sleeping peacefully. I must do what I must. He unzipped the zipper of his pants. He felt that he was with one with his new body.
Taking off his pants, he felt it was also natural to strip down his shirt. Butt naked, his flimserdoodle started to rise. His inner stallion started to sweat, feeling a warm feeling between his legs. Standing over Twilight’s face, he rubbed the semi-erect penis on her cheek. He got harder, the sensation of a female’s flesh calling to his masculine one.
Fully hard in seconds, he opened her lips and stuck his dick inside. Her dormant mouth opened wide, it was warm and sticky inside. Flash Sentry stared down at Twilight’s face, applying pressure so that the side of her cheeks would bulge. This made him even more excited.
His hands instinctively went to her breasts, blowing the paper blanket away. He started to grope them from an awkward position. But then he shifted position. He placed his feet beside her head and looked straight across her body. He made a smile. Tearing off the clothes off, her lewd violet body was his oyster.
With his hands, he pried her legs apart and licked her pussy upside down. A sweet nutty fluid excreted from her vagina. Flash Sentry stuck his tongue inside, feeling her walls tighty constrict on him.
Twilight suddenly coughed and choked, waking up immediately from her slumber. However, tears welled up in her eyes by her gag reflex.
She felt a thick hot rod reach deep down her throat, making her gag even more. Flash Sentry finally ejected himself out, leaving Twilight dazed and confused. She was about to speak before her assailant continued on.
Flash Sentry spread Twilight’s plump legs and grinned deviously with her very virgin pussy. He stuck his stick inside of her hole.
“Ooh,” he said, leaning in.
“Ah,” Twilight replied, taking his penis deep in.
Her pussy spread wide open for his long thick hard cock. Twilight shuddered as an awesome penis penetrated deep inside of her. Her tight walls squeezed around his dick. He came immediately. His semen filled her up with warmy love goodness. Twilight felt as she had peed in a pool and felt the warm spot.
She moaned.
Flash Sentry bashed her in the head. She got knocked out.
“The duty is done, dear Omniscience.”
“Good. Good. That was hot.”
“What else is next?” Flash Sentry asked, dabbing his semen covered dick on Twilight’s sleeping slutty face.
“More, my dear Flash.”
Author's Note
This is basically a quick and short compilation of shitty things I've written. With each day, a new chapter like this will be posted. There will be every single waifu ever in this.
The trigger warnings and character will change with each update.
I feel good.
Feels good.
Also, happy birthday to me.
2.) Rarity: Bedazzled Poontang
I finished mating with Twilight. But the voice, the Omniscience, wants more. Who else is next?
Rarity
1 pregnant out of ? waifus.
Flash Sentry swaggered throughout the halls, his dick rock hard and ready to fuck anything. The supreme one was with him always. Canterlot High was about just barely awake. His penis slid across the locker doors, his semen leaving a sticky trail on the cold steel.
“My dear Flash Sentry,” the Omniscience spoke with upmost reverence, “It is quite the start of the day for you. However, the next girl is feisty for you to plant.”
“Plant what?” Flash Sentry asked, buck ass naked while his dick was still sliding across the lockers.
“Your seed of course. That is the duty of an alpha male like yourself.”
“I’m an alpha male?”
“Yes.”
“Okay.”
“Because I want to end this chapter quick, end into that classroom and have sex with her.” A dim light gave a soft glow on a nearby door.
“What are the chances of a girl at school this early?” Flash Sentry asked, pointing at the door. His dick did the same.
“You do not have to question me, the Omniscience, my dear Flash Sentry. I know everything.”
“Does that mean you know when everything is going to end?”
“Well, sort of. But do you wish to hear me talk or fuck a girl?”
“Actually, I want to hear you-”
“Sex it is!”
The Omniscience opened the door, thrusting the savior of the universe inside. “That won’t be the only thing thrusting, Flash Sentry!” the grand voice spoke.
Flash Sentry stood in front of a pale-looking girl. Her name was Rarity. She had purple-ish sort of like hair. She was still in only panties and a bra. Flash Sentry commenced to fuck Rarity. She was tied up by a bunch of fabric and was blindfolded in a classroom before school even started. Her small muffles was soft underneath her gag and Flash Sentry groped her on the boob.
She shrieked. “Who’s touching me?!” She asked, beginning to move her entire body. However, due to the restricting clothes tied, it was a miracle that Flash Sentry could hear her. “I’m touching you,” he said, peering both of his hands on her womberknockers. With a slight squeeze, Rarity struggled even harder.
“I was in the middle of changing before I woke up to this!” She exclaimed, unable to do anything about Flash Sentry’s rapey advances. Flash Sentry pulled her bra down and licked his lips. Her soft pink nipples peered out like cereal in a bowl of milk. His fingers began to play with them.
But he got bored.
With an already boner filled inducing erection, Flash Sentry undid the gag on Rarity. He slammed the dick onto her face and shoved his meatstick deep inside. Similar to the word, “marehood” in really bad My Little Pony clopfics, Flash Sentry liked the feeling being inside of Rarity’s mouthhood.
It felt pretty good. She wasn’t biting and her gurgling choke made his little big weenie harder. Surprisingly, Rarity was a tiny girl. Flash Sentry just inserted the tip into her mouth. It seemed she didn’t like the taste of precum.
Being the nice guy he was, he didn’t fuck her in the mouth.
Instead, he fucked her in the mouthhood.
His globberwanker spread her lips wider than the Grand Canyon when Mother Nature was on her period. Her cheeks were filled with his delicious man meat, similar to eating meat, but for meal purposes only. But it really wasn’t that delicious for her at all. It was merely too salty, too big, and too smelly for meat. She was blind and didn’t want to chomp down and give a little bit of teeth.
He came. She choked. He ‘ahh’ed. She sputtered. He dabbed his dick into the side of her cheek. His semen dropped down her face.
Flash Sentry likes.
Flash Sentry moved onto her poontang. Her bedazzled poontang. It was quite a rarity of course. His face crept to between her legs. It was nice panties. Soft panties. It smelled good. Her vagina was prime for his man fucking meat.
He pulled the panties down to reveal her juicy pussy
She said no. She yelled, “No please, have mercy!”
He didn’t care and jammed himself all up in her vagina
But she seemed too fragile, much like porcelain from China.
He pulled out and wondered how to fuck her.
He shrugged and put it in again to fuck her.
He gave a grin, taking a peek at her exposed womanhood,
Much like my suicidal tendencies would, looking at that word, womanhood
This poem isn’t a poem at all
Fuck you.
Before you knew it, her bedazzled poontang was semen filled. It felt good to him.
Yes.
Yes it was.
Author's Note
It's my birthday today.
To celebrate it, have at this horrendous yearly update.
Sorry.
Prologue: Flash Sentry, Savior of the Universe
My name is Flash Sentry.
I am 18-years old and attend Canterlot High School.
I play the electric guitar in my band.
I have blue hair.
But I am not of this world. I am mistaken to dwell here. However, a voice above called my name. It calmed me. It soothed me. I was brought here for a purpose.
And apparently, these voice memos is one requirement from the supreme being.
Let me explain to you on how it happened.
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Prologue: Flash Sentry, Savior of the Universe
A blue maned pegasus did his rounds in the dim-lit castle. He paused for a moment to feel the silent sink in. He gave a regretful sigh. “I wish I hadn’t spoken up back then.”
Flash Sentry was his name, gleaming in his shining royal guard armor. He looked to his left. Then his right. By speaking up back then, Flash Sentry was given the shift during Princess Cadence's birthday.
In fact, Flash Sentry got the luck of the draw and was sent to patrol the deep depths of the castle. Very glum, Flash Sentry recollected his thoughts and sluggishly moved on.
Princess Cadence probably went to Princess Twilight's home. And didn’t Princess Twilight get a castle? Flash Sentry thought, In Ponyville? He then looked disappointed. “Oh, they must be having a lot of fun right now.” A royal guard he may be, he knew that the other guards, were having fun.
Flash Sentry wondered why he would be the whipping stallion to Princess Cadence. Well, he was a royal guard...
However, in the midst of his thoughts, the castle vibrated. Its rocky bowels shook, seeming to cave in and collapse. Never happened. However, a voice from above suddenly spoke.
“Flash Sentry,” a powerful voice spoke out of nowhere.
“Y-Yes?” Flash Sentry spoke out, trying to locate the origin of it.
“You are the chosen one. You are the savior of the universe. You are the shepherd to lead the flock,” the disembodied voice boomed, shaking the foundation of the structure. “I have complete trust in you to complete this grand epic quest.”
Flash Sentry was dumbfounded.
“However, it is your choice. Do you wish to proceed and accept it?” the voice asked, “Turn away now, and you shall not have such a burden upon you.”
The pegasus gave a firm nod. “I accept it, supreme one.” Flash Sentry felt that this was his calling. His cutie mark didn’t matter. His life didn’t matter. All what mattered was the quest. The quest for the chosen one. The journey for the savior.
“Excellent, my little pony. Now, once you accept it, there’s no coming back,” the voice proclaimed boldly.
Flash Sentry felt a surge of power and roared. “I am ready!”
“Good! You shall-”
And after that, the voice led me towards a chamber in where the mirror was located. I obeyed without question. The supreme one filled me in on what the world was about.
But somehow, I had to mate with them.
This is Flash Sentry, and I have my first target. Twilight Sparkle.
Author's Note
I'm really really sorry.
