Ponyville Interviews

by Actually leaving now

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 1138

Ponies discuss their life, their past and their average days.

Ponies discuss their life, their past and their average days. OC named Comet used instead of canon ponies even though I hate using OCs. The only OCs I can put up with are Glaze and Nyx.

Chapters split into very short segments for each pony.

Also, I know how irrelevant the cover art is. [spoiler]It's got something to do with Luna's chapter in the story.[/spoiler]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-04 19:09:33 UTC

Chapter Two- Apple Bloom

Apple Bloom, what's it like being the sister of one of Equestria's greatest heroes?

Pretty normal, ah must say. There isn't much that changed since Applejack helped Twilight Sparkle defeat Nightmare Moon and turn her into Luna again...

What was life like before you met Sweetie Belle and Scootachicken- I mean... Scootaloo?

Pretty depressing. Ah was the "only one" in my class without a cutie mark. My friend Twist got one just before ah met Scoots and Sweetie. They stuck up for me at a party. Also, in Manehatten, my cousin Babs Seed formed a Manehatten CMC branch. Ah was so impressed.

If Scootaloo's called a chicken and Sweetie Belle's a dictionary, what are you?

Ah don't know... honestly.

What was your most awkward moment?

When ah saw Button Mash screw up his game while Sweetie Belle sung a pointless song... oh Celestia, why...

If you formed a Mane Six, who would be in it?

Me, Sweetie, Scootaloo, Babs, Button and Pipsqueak. We'd be the Blank Flank Six or somethin'. I dunno.

Chapter Four- Princess Luna

What is the worst thing about princesshood?

Getting up every day. I'm kinda considering giving the role of Princess of the Night to Twilight Sparkle.

Do you enjoy doing the dishes for Celestia, and why do you use moondust?

Yes, I do enjoy it. I think I still have the moondust guy's number. *Luna picks up phone and dials number* Wait, why do I have this? *Luna throws phone away*

Do you get to go out and eat normal food?

Mmm hmm… I go out to McDonald's every two to three weeks. I get a nice big burger and fries with ketchup for Celestia, and normally a good sized Chicken Legend for me. *Pulls out burger* I love this country.

Do you have any friends that aren't associated with royalty?

I have no friends associated with royalty. My friends are Lyra, Bon Bon, Derpy, Dinky, Octavia and Vinyl Scratch.

What is an average day like?

I get up and go downstairs. It's rainy, just the way I like it. I open the dishwasher and begin cleaning with moondust. Celestia comes downstairs and she is irritated and bored. We plaster fake smiles on ourselves at a fancy-schmancy dinner. Something happens and I have to read that wretched friendship report. The day ends and I go to bed after a bath and dinner.

Chapter Five- Derpy Hooves

What is an average morning like?

I wake up. It's sunny. I eat breakfast and fall down the stairs. I smile as Dinky comes downstairs. Then I take Dinky to school and sit down for five minutes, make myself a muffin and a cup of tea, then go out to do my mail pony job.

Does Dinky have derp eyes too, and who are you related to?

No, she has perfect eyes. She's a normal filly. Also, I am currently married to Doctor Hooves. I remember meeting him at school, that awkward maths lesson… that day…  oh I hate to relive it.

Can you speak other languages?

はい...はい、私は...それは、彗星あなたを感動させる失敗するんですか？

No. No it doesn't.

How did you get your derp eyes?

I was simply born with them, and it certainly gave me a lot of fame… completely by accident. Being Derpy Hooves is sometimes a bit inconvenient.

What is your favourite food?

Muffins. Mmm…. muuuuffiiiinnnsss.

Chapter One- Princess Twilight Sparkle

Tell me, Twilight, how did you earn your cutie mark?

I was taking an entrance exam for Princess Celestia's School For Gifted Unicorns. I had to hatch Spike's egg. I was failing miserably at my entrance exam, when my friend Rainbow Dash, who I didn't know at the time, did the first ever sonic rainboom. I felt a burst of power as I hatched Spike's egg and made him grow huge. Celestia saw it all go down as she announced I passed the test. But I also got something even more exciting: my cutie mark.

I hear you became a princess because you brought new magic into the world. How did this happen?

I accidentally swapped everypony's cutie marks, and they swapped roles. Rainbow Dash was Fluttershy, Rarity was Rainbow Dash... and so on. I didn't swap with anyone however. I'm glad I didn't. Once I restored them to their normal selves, Celestia promoted me to alicornhood.

How many scrapes have you been in with proper evil?

About five. First Nightmare Moon, then Discord, then Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra and Lord Tirek. Most of which we actually saved the day. When Chrysalis was around, it just happened we were defeated by changelings and the power of Cadence's love for Shining Armour defeated Chrysalis.

What is the worst part about being a princess?

Probably the castle. I miss my library a lot... it even came with a magical lightning rod. If it weren't for my friends, I wouldn't have the library.

What is a normal day like?

I wake up, go downstairs, make breakfast, get some fresh air and enjoy the sunshine for an hour, then everypony gets into an event. Never a peaceful moment in the life of an Element of Harmony.

Chapter Three- Princess Celestia

Comet: How was it when you banished your sister?

Celestia: Boring, that's for sure. I spent the entire day raising the sun and moon and looking bored. Trust me, immortality is no fun. Every day I wake up and the end never comes.

Comet: Do you get irritated by Twilight's letters?

Celestia: Actually, yes. Most of the time I get Luna to check the letters because I can't be bothered, and also because Luna was the original bearer of the Element of Loyalty. I check one once every five to ten weeks. It's always "friendship isn't always easy" or "while it isn't always easy, you should fight for friendship." Gets on my nerves, I must say.

Comet: Is Luna a good sister?

Celestia: Yes. She gets up, goes downstairs and does the dishes. It's great, right? A sister that does the dishes. Only one problem: she cleans them with… moondust.

Comet: Are you undead?

Celestia: The living dead? Heavens, no. Well, not technically, anyway…

Comet: What is a normal day like?

Celestia: I wake up. I am feeling irritated, bored and somewhat depressed. I go downstairs. Luna's doing the dishes with moondust. I have my breakfast. It's never toast or cereal. It's something fancy. It's normally raining and dark. You'd be surprised how dark it is in the castle. I get a hooficure in the spa and then I put my royal gear on and act like a normal happy pony, dreading Twilight's letter. When I get in after a long day, I have a bath and some dinner. I demand my dinner to be normal pony dinner: toast, cereal, pasta, just… not fancy food.