NOT A CLEVER PONY

by Actually leaving now

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 395

A series of funny short stories that are too good to be separate.

A series of funny short stories that are too good to be separate. Please read at your own risk.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-27 07:34:41 UTC

Cutie Mark Nativity

"Places everypony!" shouted Cheerilee. "Now, welcome fillies and gentlecolts to our Christmas Hearth's Warming play."

The CMC were first to introduce themselves.

"Ah'm Mary..." murmured Apple Bloom.

"Speak up, Apple Bloom!" whispered Cheerilee.

"Ah'm Mary..."

"Apple Bloom! Pro-ject your voice! Louder!"

"Ah'm Mary...."

"Apple Bloom, for Celestia's sake! LOUDER!"

"AH'M MARY!"

"Now, Apple Bloom, no need to be silly."

The Fifth Night

Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. She stretched her wings out, stared at the menu and pressed Continue, a button that was dreaded but less dreaded than New Game. She prepared herself and began to bite her lip hard. Even she was at least partly scared of Five Nights at Freddy's.

12:00 AM

5th Night

The screen quickly cut to The Office. As it had done the nights before, the phone rung.

"Wh-wh-what?" spluttered Dash. "But Phone Guy died last night!!!"

Once it had picked up, just demonic gibberish came on, cut off by animatronic glitching and a painful scream at the end. Dash had to shrug it off. This was a jumpscare game after all, wasn't it?

She shut the right door immediately after the call. Next, she checked the Pirate Cove before Foxy could attack.

"C'mon Dash, you can do it!" After checking the hall lights she almost had a heart attack at Bonnie standing there, almost smiling. She raced over to the kitchen counter (not in-game, obviously) and made some Pringles before flying back to the laptop. Already, it was 2 AM (in-game, obviously). She had to use her 80% power nicely.

Rainbow opened a tab in Google Chrome, and found the Five Nights at Freddy's wiki. 5 AM She checked the Pirate Cove, then she heard Freddy's laughter, meaning he had moved. Oh no. There he was, in the Dining Area. Before opening the left door, Rainbow Dash checked the West Hall. No sign of- oh God no. He was sprinting to the office. While she had 20% power.

"Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" cried Dash. A few quick pounds on the door left her out of power and soon enough Freddy was in the doorway. Rainbow froze along with her computer mouse as Freddy prepared to attack.

She shut her eyes when the bells dinged for 6 AM.

"Yes!!!" shouted Rainbow Dash, shortly before returning to the title screen.

"WHAT?" she screamed. "A SIXTH NIGHT?"