collision of the universes (wip)

by clarence112

Rating: everyone
Tags: Anthro, Alternate Universe, Adventure, Crossover, Human
Length: 394

wip in progress

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-09 06:44:16 UTC

prolog) smash goes the everything

   A particularly perplexed purple pony princess was pondering an improbable predicament

   "SPIKE!" yelled Twilight, stepping away from her telescope.

   "Yes?"

   "I need you to write a letter to the princess! Immediately!"

  "on it!"

  "-And on that note, we will talk about some breaking news. Astronomers everywhere are finding that all the stars appear to be moving to the spot that the moon will be in at roughly twelve o' two, tonight, that's in two minutes folks."

   I looked from my laptop to the TV after hearing that, hoping  to hear more, however the reporter immediately went to things no one cares about.

   "Of course," I said to myself "Something important comes up, and they talk about how boring waiting rooms are. What's  the use of this channel anymore."

   When I turned back to my game of splegg, I saw I had been kicked from the server, but the reason was strange. It read as follows:

"Whne hte tasrs lgnai, eht oswrdl niocbem."

   It was then that the news announcer (who was off on a rant about the increasing price of electric nose-hair trimmers) was replaced by more gibberish:

ehT eidr wno't be fun, nuitl teh ayd si ndeo.

   I realized that it wasn't random letters, but scrambled words. I figured out that the first one started with "When the stars," when Minecraft suddenly closed. Instead of the normal 'Java.langError@StackTrace6x32w' stuff, the crash report said:

aBerc eyslforu, fro teher si a etlevw no teh cckol, ti hsa mebcae eth eimt rfo hstign to urn aomk.

   Shortly after, my computer Blue-Screened and everything went dark.

   It had been what felt like hours, but it had only been two minutes. Wait, two minutes? All the crazy stuff happened at twelve, making it twelve o' two... Oh no...

   The sky was lit up by a light-blue mist flying by the Earth, and past the moon. Trees, cars, houses, everything, it all started to get pulled in the same direction as the mist. Bits of pavement, huge clumps of dirt, and roots got pulled from the ground. Finally my house was pulled up. In the middle of it, my Wii flew off from its perch, and hit me square on the head. That was all I saw before being knocked out.