The Demented Dentist

The detectives looked over the crime scene. A mutilated body and note. It was a new brutality they never seen before. Who ever did this, must have really hated the poor basterd.

She sat there. Once again, a slow day. 'Why did she decide to Dentist? I mean, come on. Even my cutie mark is against me.' A ringing echoed to her office. Getting up, she walked towards the front. "Yes?" Called out Colgate. Nothing, except a small package. "Strange, O normal don't-". The small box"exploded", releasing a yellow gas. The smell was terrible. Coughing, Colgate exited, to find to stallions running, one blue and the other light brown.

Colgate walked into the bar, a pissed look on her face. A regular here, everypony knew to stay out her way when she

"Two shots of Tequila, please." Requested the exhausted dentist.

The bartender pulled out to shot-glasses. "Tap or bit?"

"I've been here for three years, what do you think?"

"Tap it is."

He pored the clear liquid into the two glasses. She gulped them down quickly.

"Another one."

"Comen up."

She downed the drink, just as a new pony walked in. He was new, clearly showing this by choosing a set next to Colgate. A choice he would soon regret.

"One shot glass of Jack Daniels, please." Ordered the new comer. He looked towards his left, holding out a hoof. "Hi, my name is Carmel. I work up at BonBon's shop."

"Bugger off, mate. I'm not a slutty girl on the corner."

"Who's calling you a slut?"

"Let's see, your new here. Ok, check. You just ordered a shot of some weak Liqour. Therefore showing me that you don't plan on staying long. Check. And your friend two spaces down is going to be your wingman, eh?" A series of oh! rebounded throughout the tavern.

"Hey, why so hostile? The time of the month?" Caramel laughed awkwardly, looking around for support. The other stallions looked away. Disgusted or ashamed looks across their faces along with some face hoofs.

Colgate slowly turned to the confused pony. "And what if I am?" The other stallions all shuffled over a seat.

"Can't fooled me."

"Colgate. Now, go pick up a mare some where else you prick."

"Oh, work in the kitchen didn't go to well?"

"Yes, because clearly that's what my cutie mark."

"Your a timekeeper then? Sounds like a boring job below me. Perfect job for mares."

Colgate splashed her drink in his face, walking away.

That's right, you better walk the the fuck away, you little bitch. Your lucky, I was gonna cut you. Retorted Caramel. He spun around, chucking the glass at here. It shattered against her skull. And she just around, laughing at him. A scared look came across Caramel's face.

"Bro," whispered Noteworthy, "I think you fucked up."

Caramel fiddled with the keys, non of them seemed to fit.

"You looking for this?" A voice called. Caramel snapped back, spotting a key wrapped in a blue aurora.

"Dat's wher you ben? You com ovr here, ok?" ordered the drunk pony.

"Why don't come and get me?" The floating key demanded.

"Naw. Key, com ore here!" Demanded Caramel.

"Surely you can walk over here to retrieve me?"

"Y-you cun ovr hur."

"Give me a reason, faggot."

"I-I own you! That's a great reason."

"Nope, not happening today bitch."

"Fine, I-I'ma goin....goin get jew." Caramel stumbled towards. The key moved towards the left, causing him to fall face forward. A small pain, like a pin prick, he felt on his neck. A red fluid spilled out.

Caramel put some of it into his mouth. "Tastes a little......irony." Said Caramel, before passing out in a puddle in his own blood.

A light blue mare stepped forth from the foliage. She sheathed her blade, a smile across her face. Wrapping the stallion in her magic, the mare levitated him up. He floated behind her.

The hooded mare opened a door. Dragging the body in, she laid it across a table. The mare removed her hood, revealing her blue and white mane.

"Shall we get started with the operation?" Colgate spoked to the empty room. Her lips spread into a weird form of smile. Her horn alit from the excitement. Finally, she could shut this basterd up.

"I like your enthusiasm Cabbage Patch! No Suri, we can't eat him now silly! Mr. Hërb, could you please pass me the skinning knife?" Colgate requested. A green outline of a pony morphed out of thin air. The spirit bowed to his mistress and trotted over to a tray covered in with an array of sharp objects.

"Yiphi?" Asked Hërb.

"The one with the engravings on the handle."

"Nakhu ke senkosikazi."Said as Hërb handed Colgate

"Thank you Hërb. You rest for now."

The green outline dispersed into green atoms, drifting through the wall. She encased the handle in her magic. Lining the knife up, she strafed along his foreleg. The skin slowly peeled off, while the blood slowly dripped into the buckets below. Drip, drip, drip as the blood fell into the buckets. The knife removed layers of skin and fur. The more she removed, the skin began to become redder. Turing into flesh. Removing all the skin, she placed them on a metal pan.

"Hmmmm, he's not awaking. Let's try......this." Said Colgate, picking up the syringe. Colgate slammed the needle into his chest, his eyes shoot open.

' Damn it! That hurt like hell. ' Caramel thought, eyes shooting open. He tried to move his forelegs, finding that they where bond to the table. He attempted to speak, realizing that his mouth was blocked by something.

Colgate removed the syringe from his chest. "Glad to see that your awake. To experience...all the fun." Hot pain shot through his arm. The realization that she skinned his left foreleg caused him to start hyperventilating.

"Hey, just calm down. After a few hours, you'll get use to it." Colgate cooed.

"T-two hours!?" I stuttered out.

"Oh, don't worry. I have my ways of keeping you awake."

The sound of a dial turning and the sound of gas burning filled the room.

"So, how was your day?" Asked Colgate.

He spit in her general direction. Colgate started giggling. "You think that...spitting at me? Me! Will do anything?" Asked Colgate.

"You should be use to it, slut."

"Looks like we got a talk it've one. What do you think Suri? Shall we remove the tongue?" Asked Colgate.

I find him quiet amusing. I believe that we should. You can be boring sometimes.Responded the ghostly outline of Suri. Colgate rolled her eyes. Picking up a scalpel, she sliced the muscles off Caramel's pre-skinned foreleg. Taking the freshly sliced meat, she placed them into a freeze. Saving them for later.

Caramel was snapped out if his daze, pain rushing towards his brain. The pain was unbearable. Like a nail being driven through your hoof.

"So, how much do you value your eyes Caramel?" Asked Colgate.

He spit in her general direction.

"Alright then." She said, thrusting her scalpel to the left side off his eye. He screamed out in pain, a satisfied smell across Colgate's face. She twisted that blade around, more screams escaped. The eye jelly was smeared up and down his eye socket.

"Where's your toughness know, you little fuck tard?" She said, cutting out his eye. "Where was that talk a few seconds ago?" A popping sound signaled the removal of the organ. Wrapping the eye in magic, Colgate attempted to Yankton eye out of it's socket. To her disappointment and his, it was still held by a thin cord.

"I wonder..." Colgate said aloud, licking the viewing organ. "Taste more salty than I thought. Could use some pepper." Opening a cabinet, she grabbed a shaker. Pouring the black dust on the eyeball, she popped the goo ball into her mouth. Colgate bite down, causing the whimpers of pain into screams of torment. He tried to attack his torturer but was held back. All Colgate could do was pity the poor creature bound in front of her.

"Your gonna burn in hell after this." Shouted Caramel in between breaths of pain.

"Been there, done that." Responded Colgate. "Your eyeball tasted alright. Could have used some hot sauce...oh! Wait here!" Ordered the excited Colgate.

"Well, I can't move smartass!" Called out the tortured stallion.

An outline of a purple mare appeared. "I can't wait for to see this." Said the purplish pony, a sly across her face.

"What the hell are you bitch?" Caramel grunted out in pain.

"Really? Well, I can see why Colgate is gonna kill you." Responded the spirit.

"Eff you to."

"I'm back. Did you miss me?" The sing-song voice of Colgate asked. The ghostly mare dissolved into atoms.

"Ask my eye socket how it's doin, you retarded dumb slutty cocksucking bitch!"

Colgate giggled at the insult. The stupidity of the comment just sealed off what little chance he had for surviving. Revealing what she went to grab, a bottle of full of red liquid. Uncorking, the nice bottle, stinging smell of hot sauce invaded the air. Raising the bottle above her head, she poured the red liquid into the open wound.

Caramel screamed in pain. Tears flowed like a dam just broke. An unsatisfied frown was across Colgate's face. Colgate took a swig from the bottle. A sigh and burp came out. She grabbed a knife and slow dragged it down his chest, just puncturing the skin. Blood slowly trickled down his fur. Caramel screamed in pain.

"Shut up!" Colgate shouted, back hoofing his jaw. The blade sled underneath the newly punctured skin, cutting away the membrane. Blood sputtered on to her hoof. A grin of excitement a lite her face. "So, your a splatter, eh? I just looooooove people like you." Colgate explained before licking her hoof of the irony red liquid. A sigh of enjoyment escaped her blood soaked lips. "And you have the perfect blend blood I've ever seen in my victims." She told Caramel,

The insane Dentist continued to slice and cut away the skin. More tears and cries pain escaped the tortured pony. Fresh blood seeping through the open wound on his chest. More cutting and slicing, Forever and a day later (about....two minutes), a popping noise echoed throughout the small room. Colgate peeled back the fur and skin with her magic, revealing a thin layer of flesh covering the rib cage.

Caramel's body began to shudder, shaking the table. "Calm down damnit!" Colgate barked. The table still continued shake, messing up Colgate's cutting. The murder searched for something to calm she spotted a container full of a clear liquid. Filling the needle, she slowly inserting the syringe into his arm. Her victim's violent shakings began to calm. "Waste of two-hundred bits. You better taste amazing." She demanded, taking a sip from her bottle of Hot Sauce.

Removing the thin layer of skin, the heart and lungs moving. "Time to get to work." She muttered. Cutting out the intestines and liver, she licked them down, removing the liquids and other juices. What came next was the kidneys, she took them and threw them into the blender. They both landed with a splat. "GOAL!" Colgate shouted with a foal like glee.

Caramel sighed in disappoint, death's warm embrace quickly leaving him. "Don't worry." said Death. "I'll be visiting real soon."

Suri watched from the shadows, over joyed at the work of her apprentice. 'Curse this spirit form.' Suri cursed herself mentally. If only she hadn't taken the damn deal! Maybe next body, she'll take that. Then Hërb, her faithful assistance. But she'll need to let Colgate have her fun, best to never piss of your apprentice in the middle of the fun. It'll send the wrong message. Better to wait for their next victim. It better be a mare, unlike last time. Suri shuddered from the thought.

The oven dinged. Colgate bounded across the room towards the over. Wrapping the handle in her aura, she opened the lid as steam escaped the new opening. A hiss of pain escaped her bloody soaked lips.

"Kar-Karma's a bi-bitch, eh?" Caramel chuckled softly. Something wizzed millimeters above his muzzle, shutting it quickly. A sizzling sound could be heard throughout the room. The smell of cheese filled the as it slide down the wall. Colgate wrapped the handle of the bloody skinning knife. Placing the tool against his hind legs and began to strip him of his fur. The last the thing left on him was his cutie marks.

"Y-Your gonna remove it," Caramel coughed out. "You un-unoriginal basterd."

Colgate snickered. She ain't gonna do that, she's to.......creative for that. "Well, how are their gonna identify your mangled body stupid!" Colgate said cheerful, still stripping Caramel of his skin. All that was left was bleeding muscle and pure white bone. Picking up a two metal pans, she placed it over his two candy cutie marks. Taking nails, she hammered them into his side.

Colgate wrapped her magic around the handles, levitating the vat of boiling cheese of towards Caramel. The deranged Dentist lowly tilted the pot of yellow liquid over, causing the the cheese to slowly drip down. It burned the open flesh. Some burned a hole through his legs. Caramel howled in pain like a lone wolf at the moon. She continued pouring until it the final drips dropped down.

She waited for the cheese to set in, before ripping out the pan. Caramel didn't even notice what happened, he was in so much pain from the cheese. Taking knife, Colgate began removing the cheese covered leg muscles. Blood didn't spurt out like the Dentist hoped. Instead, the muscles where cut through like a......oh, pun! Like Stinky cheese through somebodies nostrils. N-Nailed it! I guess?

Colgate levitated the fresh cut calves next to the pile of thinly sliced flesh from the forelegs. Skipping to the table filled with sharp objects, she choose her favorite, a 5 inch blade with a pentagram and enchants all up and down the bloody blade. She began chanting, the engravings began to glow a red. Caramel just laid there, waiting for the end to come. Slamming the blade in his one good eye, his soul was sucked into the blade. The surprise look on his dead body was satisfying.

He saw the blade puncture his good eye. He thought it was done, died, going to the great pasture, meet the Big Horse, etc. Of course, nothing every went his way. A sucking void could be felt, dragging his spirit slowly from the body. Caramel tried to grab something, anything to fight against this. Finally, he found purchase on a small stub in the ground. Alas, it was a useless fight. Caramel lost grip and flew towards the blade.

Once entering, he slammed into something. It was glowing faintly, barely showing against the black atmosphere around them. The creature had a light magenta coat. She reeked of Alcohol and her cutie mark of grape and strawburries. The Stallion approached her cautiously, not knowing what could happen. He tapped Her on the shoulder. The Mare spun around, chunks of flesh and bone wear missing from her face. A never ending river of blood slowly dropped down.

The magenta Monster opened her mouth. "Hello Caramel and Welcome to your new Home!" She said with enthusiasm. "I'm Berry Punch, the greeter if you understand what I mean."

"But, your face-."

"Oh, this?" Asked Berry, "It's when my ex-mare friend decided to.....take up her new hobby." She explained with a pained face.

"Sorry, I-I didn't know."

Punch's face turned from sad to happy so quick, Pinkie would question it. "Well, come on. I think it's time to show you the town."

The light blue Mare placed the destroyed body in a bag. Dragging it into the street, she hoisted it onto her back. Trotting down the path, she jogged past a filly dressed in black. The Pegasus child stopped Colgate. She pulled out a knife.

"Stop there......p-please. Gove me all 'our bites." The Pegasus stuttered out. Colgate set the bag down. "Your holding it wrong."

"What?" Asked the confused Child.

"The knife I mean. Here, let me show you." Colgate took up the knife. She placed it in her mouth. "Let's wait for some ponies."

They stayed in the shadows for sometime, until a couple walked by. The Dentist jumped, scaring the two. 'Oh, Hërb and I could use those two. Knock'em out.' Ordered Suri. 'Course Mistress.'

"Oi! You two, give me your bits!" Demand the black dressed mare.

The stallion stepped forward, he had a light blue coat with a dark blue mane. Something sparked a memory.

‘It was that same stallion with Caramel,’ Colgate thought. ‘Noteworthy or something.'

The knife flipped, showing the bottom to the two. A flash of bright light expelled from Colgate’s light blue horn, blinding the couple. A grunt of pain escaped the bachis mare. Blood ran down her nose, matching her mane. Note started flailing around, trying to hit anything. It was a useless attempt. A sharp pain shot through Note’s jaw, causing him to fly back. The Stallion flew back, slamming his cranium into the brick wall.

The filly gawked at the sight before her. “You….d-did that?! Cool!” She exclaimed, trotting to observe their pockets.

“Eh, kid, you mind watching some stuff for me?”

The brown Pegasus stopped sifting through the pony’s pockets. “Yes? What’s in it for me?” She asked.

“Two-hundred bites to foal-sit this two.” Countered the Dentist, throwing the gold filled bag to the filly’s hooves. The little one picked up the leather sack, gasped at the weight. The Pegasus nods in understanding. Colgate dragged them both into a hiding place. “And no scratches, please.”

She huffed and puffed, pulling the candy maker to a ditch. Gray, decaying bodies where scattered up and down the muddy trench. Bits of skin getting gnawed on by flies and maggots. Dried blood was everywhere, covering the corpses below. The stink was unbearable. How no pony found out about this baffled Colgate. Whether it's from the curiosity of a foal or the powerful smell.

Removing the black bag, a now died, gray stallion lay on the ground. Colgate levitated victim, dropping the bloody mess into the mangled bodies below. A wave of nausea swept across Colgate. The mare keeled over, the snack before came out. The flesh and skin landed in a watery mass at her hoof's.

"Disgusting." She muttered, covering it up with dirt.

The light blue mare flipped on her black hood, trotting off. Something caught her hoof.Sshe flew forward, smashing into a group of cans. "Shit."

"'Ey! Get out my trash, you fucking scavenger!" A voice called. Colgate sighed, trotting off silently.

Something woke Lyra. Yawning, she pulled back the curtains. A black figure was snooping around her thrash cans again. Levitating the window up, she stuck her head out. "'Ey! Get out my trash, you fucking scavenger." The black unicorn shook it's head before trotting.

"Lyra, stop yelling at the cats, please. Not everypony is insane like you."

"Bon-"

"No," Demanded Bon-Bon,"Get back to bed."

"Fine." Whined the minty green mare. She curled up into ball at the base of the bed, closing her eyes.

Lyra awoke to Bonnie shaking her. "Come Lyra, breaky is ready." Lyra shot down the wall, leaving a quiet literal dust cloud in her shape.

"I swear," Muttered Bonnie, "I'll never understand that mare." Before walking after her.

Lyra was there, sitting in her weird way again. The cream coated mare gracefully entered, picking up the plates of wonderful treats and setting it down before her fillyfooler. Lyra scarfed the breakfast down quickly.

"You like it?" Asked Bon Bon.

Lyra nodded with a taffy covered grin, levitating more into her sticky, sugar coated mouth. Bon Bon slapped the pink candy out of the air. "Nope, no more." Ordered Bonnie.

"But Bonnnnnnnnnnie!" Cried the musician.

"No, get to work."

"Fine." Lyra responded, walking out and slamming the door.

Walking past a ditch, a violent smell assaulted Lyra's nostrils. Taking a look over, a small mound of gray ponies lay at the bottom. "Damn it sister, please clean up your shit." Whispered Lyra, unscrewing a cap of acid. The bubbling, sour smelling liquid was poorer on the corpses. A scream echoed out the pile. The bloodcurdling yells where escaping from a brown little Pegasus filly, trying to escape the burning pain.

Lyra chuckled, it's amazing how stupid kids are this days. "Pl-Please! Miss Mare....it burns!" The green mare just rolled her eyes. "Course it does, it's a corrosive acid that slowly eats away at you. Did they ever teach you that curiosity kills?" Asked Lyra. The melting foal just rolled around, screaming at the top of her lungs.

"Kid, shut up!"

"IT BURNS!" Wailed the Pegasus. With every scream, yelp or sound at that risked detection.

'How do calm her,' thought Lyra, 'how do I-. Course'.

Lyra faced hoof. "Look, if I play something, will you please shut the FUCK UP?!"

The foal, if you could call it that, nodded in pain. Lyra popped open the case, revealing a bright, beautiful golden lyre resting there. Strumming, she began to sing. The filly relaxed, her eyes closing. The music stopped the pain, bringing her to a state of peace. Finally, the brown pegasus was eaten, destroyed, gone forever.

Sighing, Lyra placed her gold instrument into the case. "Time for work". She muttered

Colgate finished the last of the restraints. Just in time to, the couple awoke from their.....light nap. The Dentist removed her black hood,

"Where...a-are we?" Whimpered the mare, tried to answer the question herself.

"Why, welcome you two to my humble ordain. Now, be good guest and let me bring in the host and hostess."

Leaving the room, the couple looked around, trying to find a way to escape. The bonds proved to strong, making them unable to move any ligaments except their head. They both turned to stare into both their eyes.

"I love you Note." Said the bejie mare.

"I love you to....Coco." Responded the Stallion.

Noteworthy just stared into her eyes, her beautiful pupils glaring back at him. 'Maybe this what happened to Caramel. Damn it, why did I have to go down that alley? Why does the world hate me?' thought Noteworthy.

"Oh, the world doesn't hate you Noteworthy. It has just seen fit to.......re-educate you." Called the psychotic philosopher from the other room.

A confused look striked his. 'How did she-.'

"Know what I was thinking? Honey, I've been doing this for six and a half years. And please don't squirm, it makes the skinning a lot harder." Explained the unicorn before she walked out.

Colgate entered, a pair of two ghost like ponies followed close behind her. The two held in bondage (another word for slavery, perverts) had a fearful look across their face. The pink one floated around them, observing and making note. The green one just stared into Note's eyes. Tears from intimidation began to form around his eyes.

"You like them mistress?"

"Well," pulling Colgate along, "we could take a little off the ear, shave the hooves down and

"Like your's Hërb?"

"Гуы."

"Good!" Shouted Colgate. "So, shall we began?" Hërb and Suri nodded in reply.

The serial killer levitated a freshly sharpened skinning blade to her prisoners. The knife floated to Note. Pressing against the skin, a molasses like red liquid dripped slowly to the floor. Worthy sucked in a breath, keeping in the pain. The blade moved down the tricep, barely damaging the muscle. When she reached the hoof, there was a steady stream of blood drizzling onto the ground.

Retracing her cut, she began to work at the membrane removing it. The stallion laughed in pain, trying to ease the slicing of his arm. The popping sound of membranes being cut, with the fur soon hitting the floor. Note through his head back, laughing at how painful this. "Hahaha, this is just a dream..." He giggled aloud.

Colgate rolled her eyes. 'Great, he's one of this basterds.' Colgate thought before moving to the next arm. After removing all the skin, a bloody carcass of what was once Noteworthy just hung there. Taking the enchanted knife, she placed it against his forehead. She began chanting, the blade glowing an evil red. The sound of sucking began to emanate from the knife. A blueish mist exited it's host.

Coco thought in shock. 'Shit, shit, shit! I'm fucked, crap...I got to get the fuck out.'

"Colgate, let me...greet my older apprentice." Told Colgate, diving into her body. The Dentist jerked around, slamming into the walls. Picking her self up, a pick mist expelled through her eyes. "Oh...it's been for ever since this happened." The horn sparked and fired a beam, knocking the possessed Dentist back. "I guess old fashioned well have to do."

Placing the knife in one hoof, she produced a bottle of vinegar. The executer dipped the knife in, getting it nice and vinegary. Pressing Coco's forearm down, she began to puncture the skin slowly. The vinegar entered the open wound, causing a burning sensation. Coco attempted to break Colgate...or Suri? Uh...I'll say Suri, you guys?" "Yep, Suri." "Alright, just checking."

Coco attempted to break Suri's grip on her, but to no avail. The vinegar blade slowly moved do the arm, skin opening like ripping a piece of cloth. Moving to the next side, Suri repeated the same process. The next step was removing the cutie marks. Adding more vinegar to the bloodied blade, she began to slowly carve them away, letting the blood and clear liquid mix.

Mixing into the blood stream. The slight burning turned spread throughout the Coco's body until it felt like she was on fire. Along with the skinning, she began to cry. The tears flowed like water after a dam was destroyed.

"Ssshhhhhh, it's ok dear." Suri said, kissing Coco's cheek.

"Y-you mean it?"

Suri's face deadpanned. "Course not. You where always a motherfucking dumbass Coco. No wonder you just stick to fashion."

Pommel recoiled from the verbal assault. Tears of sadness replaced the painful ones. "Oh, did I hurt the dumb bitch's feelings?" Suri asked playfully, continuing the process of stripping the young fashionista of her skin. The only thing left was a nerve system and muscles. Picking up the red blade, the skilled skinner placed the enchanted knife on Coco's forehead.

Exiting the vessel that is Colgate's body, the Dentist awoke to the scene of a bloody mare's clitty. "Oh! Gross Suri! You fucking troll." Yelled the creeped Colgate. The spirit laughed at the site before. "I knew would like it."

Sighing, Colgate raised from the ground and headed to a locked freezer. Opening it, to skin suits lay in side. Taking them out, the apprentice layer them out in the sun to warm up.

Walking onto the porch, Colgate picked up the two skins. Draping the two pelts up against the "bodies", she called for Hërb and Suri. They phased through the wall.

"Alright, get in there." Ordered the Dentist.

The two spirits entered the body. Taking out a needle and multi colored thread, the mare fired up her horn. Muttering incantations, the needle and thread became a bounding agent. Little bits of blood dropped out of the hope before being plugged by the small little string.

Little bits of pain came across Suri's face. Than the sealing came. Colgate placed her horn on the string and released her charged spell. The thread quickly turned red, creating membranes and other nerves to the skin. The pain was annoying like little microscopic bee stings. After the sealing was done, the Purple mare climbed of the dissecting table.

Placing down the meat on the table, the three bowed their head. "Thank you Еылдгюфж for allowing us six and a half years of acting your will onto this world. For allowing us to give this poor ponies a new start. And finally, for this beautiful meal that Suri prepared for us tonight. Let's eat." Finished the homeocidal maniac.

Taking the cheese calf muscles, Colgate began to rip the flesh straight from the bone. Suri grabbed a grilled, seasoned liver from a neatly set up pile of organs. The dried organs went down her gullet and into the boiling pit of acid known as the stomach. For those of you that don't know, it's not smart to have herbivores to eat something that's not something plant like.

Suri's face literally turned green. "My tummy is no good." Said the mentor before her dinner reappeared into a bucket below her. Hërb laughed, than again, karma is a bitch. Hërb fill to his side, his stomach cramping and closing up on him.

Double facehoofing, Colgate went to go grab the stomach pump. Returning, Hërb was still curled in a ball while Suri continued to inhale the chomped and fried intestines. She turned on the pump, getting rid of what caused the stop up. The doorbell chime went through the house.

"I'll get it. Probably just the Mail pony." Suri opened the door, two officers with more in the front yard stared at her. "SHIT!" exclaim the frightened ex-fashionista. Slamming the door, she kicked over shelf, blocking it.

"Go, go, go! It's the cops!" Shouted Suri, throwing weapons to each of them. Armed, they raced to backyard for escape. Hërb bucked the door of it's hinges, landing on two guards attempting an ambush. The force of the three ponies running over them smashed their brains out.

A faint blast shook the house. "We gotta go. Up and over!" Ordered Colgate. Suri and Hërb both jumped over.

Colgate took a few deep breaths, calming herself down before the onslaught before her. The the formed a semi-circle around her. Sending one un-fortunate pony to arrest her. Sitting and showing no signs of moving, a blade punctured the pony's neck. A surprised look came across his face, before he started to gargle and spew blood onto his comrades. A few of them through up at the site before them.

A few more went, pairs, triplets, singles....known came back. Fresh blood matted Colgate's mouth along with her blade. Not saying she bite their jugaleir or anything. There was a stand still. Just the moment she needed. Lunging at them, blood, skin and stomachs where filled that day.

A pair of guards escorted Colgate into a fine dining room. There, she took her set and was asked what her final meal was.

She smirked, "Final meal? I'm not dying today." Retorted the dentist.

"Oh, I beg to defer there Mrs. Gate," A voice called from the shadows. "We also caught your...friends that assisted you."

A confused Colgate tilted her head. "What do you mean, friends that assisted me? I've done nothing wrong."

"Let's see, murder of Berry Punch, life sentence. Murder of Sunny Blossom, life sentence. The murder of Raindrops, life sentence. The murder and eating of Rexus, death. Rape and murder of little colt Honeydew, death by diligamentation."

"I didn't rape any pony! Ok. That's wrong and disgusting ."

"We found samples of you everywhere. Anyway, What about the murders?"

Colgate scoffed. "I didn't kill any pony."

"I care to disagree. Your not getting out of this, if that's what your thinking."

She laughed. "Oh, I'll get out. Since you asked so nicely, I'll tell you."

The interrogator back hoofed her. She spit out a tooth. "I killed them to give them a new beginning. They've done some wrong in society. So, I give them a new start inside the magical knife. This knife, is a complex design. In order to get them in, we gotta-."

"We how?"

"I never said we."

Yes, you did. You murderous bitch!"

The captive scoffed. "I didn't. Would you like me to continue?" The deputy nodded. "I gotta torture them to lower their defense in order for the knife to work. And when that happens, the victims soul will be sucked up. Then...I don't know."

A stallion walked into room carrying something. He set it down, revealing the contents. A well made salad sat in front of her. A disgusted look came across her face.

"Do you have, any meat?" The canniabal smiled innocently. "There should be some in the back of my freezer!"

"Just go get her set up." Ordered the Captain.

Ropes were tied to her hooves and neck. The lines were hooked up to five stallions. Ideally, this execution is suppose to yank away the victims limbs, causing a pain. Hence the name, diligamentation. A pony walked onto the stage. Unfurling a scroll, he began to read.

"Colgate is placed under charges of murder, cannabilism, and rape of little filly Honeydew. She shall be executed in three minutes. All that shall pay final respects shall come forth in this time."

Many came by, giving thanks for what she did. Even Suri and Hërb nodded. Telling they watched from above and where impressed that an alicorn had trouble with her. A stranger was the final one that approached her. A zebra. Big surprise there. Whispering in her ear, she said, "To bad the bar is losing business, don't you think?"

Realization struck her face, a pissed of look replaced the cool calm smile on her face. She transferred that rage into magic, powering up the switching spell. The pony of choice was meters away, not a single ounce of regret across her face.

Silently charging a spell is hard enough without the pressure of execution, but when you gotta hide sparks from a crowd of thousands. Twilight would have trouble, and she's the Princess of magic.

"Do you have any final words?" The executer asked.

Colgate took a breath. "You know what's a shame? That the bar business seems to failing." As she looked to Hics. The bartender began to run. The execution blew the whistle. The stallions began to run, pulling on her limbs. He continued to run through crowd.

'One...two...three.' Colgate count downed. A flash exited her horn. Hic felt his stomach warp. "Shit." He reappeared in Colgate's place. The ropes tugging on him. A ripping and cry of pain exited the snitch. His legs flew into the air, blood being thrown into the air. Blood spurted out from where the old limbs use to sit. Blood landed on the ponies in the crowd below.

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Colgate walked away as the snitch got killed. The crowd erupted in amazement. Their savor had done it again. Defied death to save them another day. The guards also caught on, combing the crowd for a light blue mare. Trying to get through, they where meet with swift ends by the blade. Much innocent blood was spilt that day, just because of snitch.