What a Doctor can "Do"

“Twilight what the buck did you tell them?” I said now fully restrained.

“Allow me Twilight.” Celestia said, cutting off Twilight.

“Princess Twilight told me that you came running into this castle with my sister bleeding in your arms. Guards, go check and see if she’s ok.” Celestia said to me, the nastiest of looks on her face.

The two guards rushed through the door, only to find Luna trying to stand up, but in vain.

“Are you alright princess?!” One of them said.

“I’m...he...no” Luna mumbled before collapsing again.

They went to pick her up.

“NO!” I yelled, “She can’t be transported anywhere for at least 6 hours!” I said feverishly.

“Why should we believe YOU?” the guard said.

“He’s right, set her down on the bed upstairs, she can rest there for the time being.” Twilight said

“Stanley Do, you will hereby be sent to Canterlot Prison to await trial” Celestia said, her horn glowing.

Within a second, I was in a dark, cold dungeon. A blow to the back of my head knocked me out cold. I awoke, a platter of cold mush sat in the cell beside me. I ate it, having little choice.

I sat in that cold, dark, dank cell for 2 weeks. No light spare a tiny magic bulb that gave off very little light. I was awakened one day to two guards standing above me.

“I’m guessing my trial starts today.” I say out loud to no one in particular.

I am cuffed and restrained before being taken to an elevator that leads to the surface. I am then loaded into a paddy wagon and whisked off to the castle. Upon arrival, I am taken up the steps to the castle and am led to the throne room.

I am told to wait.

I look around. This is odd, shouldn’t there be a jury, lawyers and all that shit?

Then I hear a door open, Celestia appears then....LUNA?!

I gawk at her, head still bandaged but looking very good.

“GUARDS!!” Celestia barks

“Yes your highness?”

“Release this stallion at once!” She says.

Wait what the buck is going on?!

“Dr. Do, I would like to sincerely apologize for my actions as well as your unjust imprisonment. The royalty would like you to know how grateful we are that you saved Princess Luna’s life.” Celestia said.

“I forgive you. This is a slip-up and I admit I should’ve probably told you what actually happened.” I say bowing my head.

“Luna, I do believe you need to talk to him in private.” Celestia said.

Huh?

“Yes Stan, could you come with me this way?” Luna said getting to her feet and walking over to the door.

“Yes your highness.” I say

“Please, for Faust’s sake, call me Luna” She said, sounding exasperated.

I followed her to her chambers and she shut and locked the door.

“I would like to tell you the meaning of my encounter with you last week.” Luna said looking ashamed.

“Do tell, I was wondering the same thing.” I said

“I was, well, sort of...” She was being shy towards me, the co-ruler of Equestria was acting like she had a crush on me. I quickly beat that thought out of my head.

“Yes?” I urged her on.

“I was *sigh* jealous of Twilight. I’m attracted to you Stan, and I was hoping that if I used my dream magic, I could, well, get you to bed me.” Luna said, she looked mortified.

HOLY...SHIT

My mind was reeling, trying to compute what the Princess of the night actually said.

“I’m sorry, did you say you wanted to have sex with me?” I say.

Not the best word choice there pally.

“Yes, Gods yes!” She exclaimed.

“Maybe that hit on the head has gotten to you a little bit too much.” I say, motioning her to lay down on the bed.

“No, Stan, you must understand that I am in love with you!” Luna wasn’t kidding when she said this, I finally realized.

I took her hoof and guided her to the bed. As soon as I set her down, she pounced, planting a long, deep kiss on my lips. This hit me like a brick and I pulled back immediately.

“Luna, I can’t do this, I’m in a relationship with Twilight.” I say

“Very well, I see how it is, you don’t find me attractive.” She said

“No no no!” I said, “You’re absolutely stunning. Slim hips, built like a champ, and a damn fine plot.” I said, trying to cheer her up.

“I understand now, you are afraid to lose your relationship with Twilight because of one romp.” Luna said.

“Well, if you can convince Twilight to get over here and join in, then maybe....”

“I will contact her at once!” Luna jumped up, before her eyes rolled and she fell back onto the bed.

“Woah, easy there! I’d contact her and tell her in a day or two. You still need some rest Luna.” I say checking her wound.

“Very well, Dr. Do. I shall contact Twilight upon my healing.” She said.

Without warning, I was popped back into Twilight’s castle, where I ran up the stairs, and found a most disturbing sight.

“TWILIGHT!!” I yelled.

Her purple body was jolted from its resting position as I tackled her and kissed her full on the lips. She pushed me off of her. She looked disgusted.

“What?” I said, happiness falling from my face.

“Sweet Celestia, you smell absolutely hideous.” Twilight said to me a wry smile forming.

“You had me worried.” I said

“I had YOU worried? You came in with the co-ruler of Equestria soaked in blood!” She said.

“That’s why you went to Celestia. I’m glad you did that rather than not tell anyone” I said to her.

“But why? That ended you up in a prison cell for a week.” She looked bewildered at me

“Because you put the law over me. That’s how it should be. You didn’t think I tried to murder her, right?” I asked, desperately wanting an answer from her.

“No, I only told Celestia that you came in with Luna covered in blood.” She said, I could see she wasn’t hiding anything.

“Oh, praise Tartarus!” I said, “Now if you excuse me, I need to shower the jail time off.” I said

“Oh, Stan.” Twilight spoke up before I shut the door.

“Yes?” I said giving her a curious look

“Could you keep that 5 o-clock shadow? I find that very attractive on you...” She said trailing off at the end.

I grinned at her.

“Anything for you babe” I said shutting the door.