What a Doctor can "Do"

Twilight stared at me with a look of total shock on her face.

“Am I that special somepony for you?” She asked

“Yes, and you are the same to me. I knew it when I first laid eyes on you.” I said, looking her straight in the eyes.

“Aw Stan, don’t flatter me.” she said bushing a heavy shade of pink.

“Hey, I was wondering, we could barricade ourselves in the castle, so nopony else can steal your coltfriend.” I said grinning at her.

“That actually sounds like a good idea. I’m going to teleport us back there OK?” She said her horn glowing.

I nodded and with a slight *pop* we were in her castle.

“That’s quite convenient. Wish I could do that.” I said to Twilight.

“I don’t really use it that often. It’s really more for situations like this.” She replied.

Now realizing it was dark, I asked her where her bathroom was and I showered. She gestured towards her bedroom, and I flopped down on the softness of a cloud bed. Hearing Twilight showering, I decided to take a look around the room. It was modest, just like her. nothing too grand or out of the ordinary. Except whose bed was that in the corner?

“Excuse me, who are you?”

“Waaagh!” I yelled in surprise at the purple dragon looking up at me.

“Oh jeez, Spike, you scared me shitless!” I told him

“You still haven’t answered my question.” Spike said with a look of disdain on his face as he crossed his arms

“Well, I’m Twilight’s colt friend, Dr. Stanley Do.” I said sheepishly, scratching the back of my head.

His eyes nearly went out of his skull. He then got a huge grin on his face. Just as Twilight appeared out of the shower.

“Twilight’s got a coltfriend, Twilight’s got a coltfriend!” Spike chanted as he jumped around the room in a circle.

This was quickly stopped by cuff in the back of the head from Twilight.

“Knock it off Spike. Nopony else knows about this yet and I think this is for the better. After all, it is still heat season, and Rarity usually get what she wants.” She said blushing.

“Now why the hell would I leave you for Rarity?” I asked her

“She is pretty...” Twilight said sheepishly

“Beauty is only skin deep. I look for personality, which I never found with any other mare.” I said, making Twilight blush an even deeper shade of pink.

“It’s getting late, we should go to bed.” She said trying to hide her embarrassment by changing the subject.

Spike took this as his cue to leave. Twilight made sure to pop his bed out of the room, so we had privacy. We were still tuckered out from earlier that day, so we decided to cuddle up and just sleep. As I lay there, with my arms around my new found love, I thought to myself where my life will go at this point, I mean, I’m dating a princess! I decided to put these things out of my head and get some rest.

The next morning, I woke up to Twilight’s head nestled in my chest, breathing deeply.

“Still obsessed with the way I smell?” I asked playfully.

“I’m sorry, I can’t help myself. It just turns me on.” She giggled

“Oh is that so, better keep it up then for tonight.” I said in return.

“Well I’m gonna hold you up on that” she said with a playful grin

“Hey, do you have a coffee maker?” I asked

“Yeah, Spike usually does it for me though.” She said with a quizzical look on her face

“I can make a mean cup of coffee” I offered.

“Alright, go downstairs and do it, Spike might be mad though that you’re taking his job.” She giggled

I got out of bed and made my way downstairs to the kitchen and easily found the coffee maker, and the beans. I asked Spike for a little bit of help with grinding the beans. He just sort of shrugged me off, but ground the beans anyway. and told me 2 sugars and cream. I think he was just jealous. After brewing it, and putting cream and sugar in both cups, I took them in my wings and brought them up to my waiting marefriend.

“Damn this is good.” She said after taking a long drink.

“I told you.” I said smiling.

After finishing our coffee, we both went downstairs to the library, Twilight to do her research, and me to browse.

“Hey, do you happen to have any books on the Tuskimo ponies?” I asked her

“I saw your research in your office and was wondering if you’d need anything on it. Here,” she said pulling 3 books off a tall shelf with her magic

“Thanks” I said taking the seat next to her and cracking open the first book on Tuskimo legends.

After about an hour, I decided to get up and go to my office to retrieve my research.

“Twilight, I have to go out to get my research from my office.” I told her

“Watch out for Rarity, she’s incredibly horny for you these days.” She said turning to me.

“Something about her whole attitude turns me off.” I said, “Don’t worry, she’s only a threat if she rapes me.”

This got a smile from Twilight.

I headed out and took off. I didn’t remember who ruled the skies over Ponyville. I was about to reach the door to my office when I was dive bombed and knocked unconscious.

When I awoke I had a rainbow colored mare on top of me.

“Hi there Stan.” Rainbow Dash purred.

Shit

“Uhh, hi there Rainbow. What’s up?” I said trying to keep a straight face.

“I think you know what I want.” she said with a coy grin

I was struggling to hold back my arousal, I must be a god amongst ponies to be able to hold back.

“Listen Rainbow, I’m otherwise engaged with other matters...” I said sheepishly

“Oh, like what?” she grilled me

“Like I’m dating Twilight now.” I finally spilled my beans.

The shocked look on her face said it all. But to my horror, that look faded to that of someone with an ace up their sleeve.

“You know what, I’ll go talk to Twilight about this. Go and get what you need from your office, I’ll meet you back at the castle.” She said removing herself from her position on top of me.

What am I in store for now?