
Jack's Lament
Jack Parker was normal. He had a normal girlfriend. That was ruined when a crazy old man showed up.
Jack Parker was the average sixteen year old New Yorker. He got average grades, and a beautiful girlfriend. He had gold medals in various science competitions, and was a black belt in several forms of martial arts.
Okay, maybe he isn't so average.
Regardless, a crazy old man showed up, kidnapping his girlfriend. He also got kicked into - You guessed it - Equestria. But nothing is as it seems, and Jack finds that he's gained a unique power. One that may help him save his girlfriend.
(Character tags added as they appear)(Ponies as humans)

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12 Chapters:
- Prologue: Life Changing Moment 2012-06-03 22:50:39 UTC592
- Chapter 1: Crash Landing 2012-06-03 22:58:05 UTC1168
- For Those That Hated The First Chapters 2012-04-28 03:42:27 UTC38
- Chapter 2: Father, Part 1 2012-06-01 20:20:04 UTC1445
- Chapter 3: Father, Part 2 2012-06-01 20:20:29 UTC1375
- Small Change of Plans... 2012-05-19 06:09:49 UTC69
- Chapter 4: Meet the Princesses 2012-06-01 20:20:54 UTC1270
- Chapter 5: Taking Action 2012-06-04 06:12:25 UTC1750
- Extra Scene Added to Chapter 5! 2012-06-04 06:13:41 UTC17
- Chapter 6: Blank Slate 2012-06-09 01:39:35 UTC1135
- Chapter 7: Return Of Chaos 2012-06-12 21:22:13 UTC1046
- Oh, look, another letdown X[ 2012-06-28 05:51:29 UTC82