Chaos And Magic: The TwiCord Collab

by Just A Fabulous Cat

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance
Length: 4317

A collection of short stories by multiple authors all about the fabulous ship known as TwiCord. (Twilight x Discord)

Do you love Discord, and his mischievous, chaotic ways? Do you love bookworm Twilight and all of her knowledge? Do you think these two combined would make the perfect couple? You do? Well then, you're going to love this…

Basically a collection of short stories by multiple authors all about the fabulous ship known as TwiCord. (Twilight x Discord)

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'Sex' tag is for possible sauciness…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-24 19:54:27 UTC

Chocolate Milk by Knight of Lycaeus

With a poof Discord appeared in the entrance hall of the Crystal Oaks with a glass of chocolate milk in his paw. Not seeing Twilight he pulled out an oversized pocket-watch with his talon and checked the curved hands for the time.

“Oh Twilight,” Discord sang out. “Do come out. If you don’t then we’ll be late, we’ll be late, for a v-“

A magenta aura of magic cut off his speech by clamping his muzzle shut.

Twilight came into the entrance hall with an annoyed look on her face. “Discord, if you wanted to find me then you could have just asked or looked for me in the library. That would have been less disruptive than singing about being late that you copied off and used as a reference.”

Discord beamed, “Oh Twilight, what fun would that be?”

Twilight glared at him, “This may be a palace but I’m still running the Ponyville Library here and your singing managed to bypass the soundproofing wards.”

Discord held out his talon and paw leaving the pocket-watch and milk to float, “Look truce or peace, whichever flavor you like. You know I’m reformed this time truly; I didn’t mean anything by it. Just some harmless fun, maybe you should just ask Luna to build the soundproofing, with her sleeping during the day she needs good soundproofing!”

Twilight sighed, “Fine, I shouldn’t have overreacted. By try next time to go for mute jokes in the library.”

The pocket-watch disappeared with a snap and Discord stood before Twilight in a striped top hat.  Discord raised his paw and placed it over his chest, “I solemnly swear that I will not pull tricks in the library that involve sound…. unless the target is unbearably stuffy.”

Twilight resisted the urge to facehoof, “We’ll go with that for now.”

Discord shrugged, “Well now that you’re here about an answer to my question?”

“What question, you didn’t ask anything?” Twilight muttered before her eyes widened, “Did you mean that question….”

“Well I would but that can wait so no date question today. Nope, the Question of the Day is… Do you want to go to a picnic?” Discord suggested.

“You said no date ,yet if this is an attempt to bring me into a date-type settin-“

“Twilight, I’m looking for some fun here,” Discord cut in. “Besides you need to get out of this stuffy castle, we don’t need Celestia 2.0, no scratch that we don’t need a mini-Cakebutt. That and our friends gave me permission to pry you out if you refuse.”

“Okay, one picnic with the rest of our friends,” Twilight said.

“Excellent!” Discord sang out as he placed his glass of chocolate milk on Twilight’s horn. “Just follow the chocolate milk stream to where everyone else is.” With that Discord vanished.

Twilight quickly grabbed the glass off her horn before it could drop, “Chocolate milk stream?”

The milk from the glass poured and poured filling the entrance hall and as the tide of chocolate milk rose higher the glass became a raft which Twilight scrambled to get on and away from the rising chocolate milk.  The tide of chocolate milk forced the front doors open and the current carried Twilight out the door.

Socks by Just A Fabulous Cat

Twilight looked up at Discord lounging on her couch, sweat rolling down her face like mad as she watched him eat potato chips. He was watching the crystal wall in front of him at the moment, laughing every now and then. Typical Discord.

Twilight then turned her head back to her friends, giving them an unsure look. Being the 'good' friends they were, they simply ushered her on with waves of their hooves and mouthing of words as they sat on the blanket covered floor of her castle's living room. Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie were all hiding behind a one way mirror, only Twilight able to see through it both ways because she had conjured it up.

Note to self: Don't play truth or dare when drunk. Friends do not care if you were drunk.

Swallowing as she looked back to her target, she took another step forward, nearly tripping on her socks.

Cursed things. I don't know why Rarity thinks they're attractive, Twilight thought to herself.

Taking a deep breath along with a another swallow, she began to plan out what she was to do. The bet had been, as she clearly remembered saying before passing out,"I bet I could seduce anypony I want too. Even Discord! Just you see me do it tomorrow!"

Sometimes Twilight felt like alcohol should be burned.

Her heart in her throat, and her brain screaming at her to just back away slowly, Twilight fought her urge to run as she spoke out in the most seductive voice she could muster.

"Diiiisssscord," she purred, shocked to find out that she did, indeed, have a very sexy voice. Must've come with her alicorn hood, for anytime she had tried to talk like she was now with stallions back in high school they would back away in fear. Maybe it had been because of puberty and her darn cracking voice.

Curse that developing body.

Rainbow Dash chuckled a bit at the sight of her friend trying to be 'sexy', causing Twilight to shoot an angry glare back at the rainbow maned friend of hers. Dash instantly shut up as Twi's eyes burned with 'say one more word and you'll be in a coma', and Twilight then returned her attention to the spirit before her.

Must not of heard me. Celestia, buck me sideways with a brick. I just want this over with!

Complaints and swears still rolling around her head, Twilight reluctantly lowered her eyelids in a seductive manner, wrapping her purple magic around the bag of potato chips, and teleporting them away in white flash. She then stode up to him boldly, wiggling her hips a little as she sat on the floor in front of him.

"Discord!" she whimpered, this time in a more needy and attention seeking voice, much to her firends' humor as the slinked back into the shadows laughing. Twilight ingnored them, her attention focused on the chaotic being before her. She needed to get this over with, and prove to her friends that she could be as enticing as any other mare.

My looks and techniques are totally more than just 'average'. I'll show them!

This time, much to Twilight's fear and happiness, Discord looked up, letting out a small yelp when he saw Twilight in such a sexual manner. She was lying on her back now, pawing at the air with her fully clothed hooves. But she was sure to keep her tail tucked between her hind legs. This was certainly not going to be a porn video for her friends to enjoy.

But as the thought of her and him crossed her mind, she found herself enjoying it a bit as the images formed. But then seeing that Discord was still lying on the couch in shock, she decided to focus more on the situation at hoof.  Other... things would be dealt with later.

"I need some help with these dreadful socks," Twilight whined, snapping Discord out of his trance. "Wont you, being a friend, help me?"

Discord, who was obvouiosly uncomfortable with the situation at hoof, cunningly lifted his two talons up, ready to snap them. Easy peezy lemon squeezy. But Twilight was not satified with this quick way out, and quickly grabbed his eagle claws in her magic.

"Un uh!" she scolded, shocking her and Discord as her magic proceeding to shift to his mouth. She hadn't really planned this out, but it seemed to come from her mare instincts now as she found herself uttering words she hadn't dreamed she would say in the context before.

"Use this."

Discord's eyes were now darting everywhere, seeking a way out. And much to Twilight's strange pleasure, she found herself enjoying his fear.

"W-Well I'm not very comfortable with this, T-"

She quickly cut him off with her magic, wrapping it around his blushing snout again. It was kinda fun being the one in control.

"Discord, 'a true true friend helps a friend in need', as the song goes. Did you learn nothing that day, or are you not a true true friend?"

She then wiggled her hips for a bit of emphasis.

Discord was now trapped, which made Twilight giggle a bit. After the events of him and Tirek, he had been more than sure to prove he was, indeed, a good friend. It had really shown when he polished the entire castle without pulling one prank until after he was done, a record for him.

Taking a deep breath like Twilight had before she confronted him, Discord hopped off the couch and approached her. But as he did so, a devilish look began to form in his red eyes.

Oh Celestia, he's actually going to do it! Twilight thought as a small tremor went through her body. Where was the Discord she knew? She then looked back over to her lurking firends with a desperate look, Applejack and Rainbow Dash snickering in response.

Note to self: Curse off those two. Screw the magic of friendship, those two have it coming. I sw-

Her thoughts were interupted by Discord's voice, in a sexy tone just like she had attempted before.

"My my Twilight, I must say you have quite a knack for chosing out socks," Discord whispered in her ear, dragging his tail along her undebelly. Her wings instantly shot out from the safety of her back, throbbing with anticipation. Discord gave her an amused look as she attempted the shove the wings back into their place. Buck her wings and their revealing nature. But then she realized the look Discord was giving her, making Twilight freeze up.

Oh Luna and Celestia on ice, did I just get Discord 'in the mood'? Twilight thought, a look of horror forming on her face as it began to swirl in her mind. I m

Her question was swiftly anwered with the sudden pressure on her front hoof, Twilight looking up to see Discord biting the tip of the sock, slowly dragging it off with a look that clearly said,'Hey, you asked for it. Don't look at me like that. I'm the victim here.'

Twilight then looked back at her friends, a pleading look plastered on her face. Fluttershy was looking away with a heavy blush, while Applejack and Rainbow Dash watched with intensity.

Perverts.

Rarity gagged in response as his snake tongue began to flicker out, while Pinkie Pie stifled back chuckles.

Dear Celestia, just how perverted were her friends?

Twilight then mouthed the word help as she felt the first sock slip off, everypony besides Fluttershy and Rarity silently chuckling as Discord then moved on to the next hoof.

Note to self: Burn all socks.

Angels by Knight of Lycaeus

Discord was lying back on his Thinking Tree, relaxing after causing some chaos in the marketplace. But suddenly with a small poof, an angelic version of himself appeared before him, complete with a glowing halo and angel wings. The mini Discord then saw the sleeping form of the original Discord and went up and poked him. He opened his eyes to see a mini-him dressed as an angel.

“Oh how nice, a figment of power has gotten lose again. Oh, and without your buddy!”

The angel Discord huffed, “He’s elsewhere, something about a tree.”

“Well no matter, begone,” Discord said, shooing the mini-him with a flick of his wrist.

The angel-him just floated there, unmoving.

“Nope! Got a message for you.”

Discord, intrigued by the thought of a message, got off his Thinking Tree, stroking his beard.

“Hmmm. Last time I listened to myself, I turned half of Canterlot into a waterslide. Ah, what fun that was!” Discord then looked over to mini him. "Alright, lay it on me."

Angel-him, on cue, prodded him with a spear before standing it in a mock salute.

“Hear ye, hear ye. Discord thou are in love with a Princess.”

Discord shrugged in response, interest seemingly fading.

“If you mean Cakebutt, then no. Cross out Moony and Hearts too.”

“There’s Twilight,” suggested the angel-him.

Discord poofed in a purple pony plush complete with poseable wings and legs.

“So? I spend time with her, we’re friends. And since when do I give love advice to myself?”

“Since, right now,” answered angel-Discord. “And on the subject of love, you sneak her presents.”

“Retribution, my little angel.”

“Denial, my little master. You spend time with her.”

“Good friends, my little white one.”

“Denial,” replied angel-Discord while pulling out a oversized piano.

“Shall I sing it?”

“No. Oh goodness, no. Our singing is just dreadful.”

Angel-Discord looked smug.

“So tell her.”

Discord flicked angel-him away, growing annoyed by his 'love' advice.

“Shoo little pest.”

Discord then went back to lying on his Thinking Tree, eyes beginning to close again. But shortly after he did, he suddenly found himself awake in a fancy restaurant, with Twilight sitting across from him, a devil-Discord hovering over her with a large grin.

Angel-Discord and devil-Discord then pulled out instruments, and played, quite loudly, the most horrific sounds imaginable.

“Was this your idea!?” Twilight half yelled with her ears flattened, a frown plastered on her face.

“Nope!” Discord said, raising a paw. “Mini-mes over there did it!”

“Well, could we leave?” Twilight responded, her frown turning into a look of pure annoyance.

“Until they’re convinced we’re together, probably no. I dispel one and another appears! They swarm, you know.”

“So now what?” Twilight tried to ask over the growing noise of two horribly out of tune mini-Discords.

“Pretend date, dear Twilight,” Discord replied.

They both then proceeded to wince as the mini-Discords hit another sour note.

“Maybe they’ll leave if we try that,” Twilight said in agreement.

Marionette by Knight of Lycaeus

There is a stage, its backdrop is the dark of the void.

"Our story starts with Creation," says a voice. "The idea of Chaos was born in these early days, however it held no form. Yet when Chaos arrived here on this sphere, it assumed a form."

With a quick flash of light, a Dracoequus marionette begins to form onstage. The various parts flying together to form the patchwork of creatures.

"Chaos took a little of every being, the mismatched form invoked its very essence."

A little yellow crown appears on the marionette's head. The Dracoequus bowed before waving an arm, at this motion lights and sounds flashed across the stage. When the lights faded, all manner of random objects appeared across the stage. With another wave of its arm, everything faded away again.

"Chaos sought lands to rule, lands to shape as it pleased. So Chaos took for itself the Ponies of the Sky, of the Aether, and of the Earth and the land that they lived on."

Three marionettes appeared on stage joining the Dracoequus one. The features and colours of the new arrivals were bland and dull. One with a horn, the next had wings, and the last had neither. Two of them were slumped over while the third moved into a defiant pose.

"The Ponies disliked the rule of Chaos, they sought Order. They appealed to Order who answered them. Order sent two Champions, the Sun and the Moon.

The three dull Ponies raised their heads towards the heavens. A bright light flashed and the three moved off to the side. Standing in their place on the middle of the stage was a white marionette and a blue marionette. The two new arrivals possessed both horn and wings, and unlike the previous three, these two walked towards Chaos standing bravely against the Dracoequus.

"A great battle was fought. In the end the Champions were victorious and sealed Chaos away."

While the voice talked the three marionettes were engaged in a fight of magic, Chaos waved an arm conjuring objects and effects accompanied by lights and sounds. While the Champions circled Chaos from above and added their own magic from their horns into the mix. All too quickly the battle ended, and all three marionettes were more worn and scuffed than they had been earlier. The battered Champions stood tall over the prone Dracoequus who had lost the yellow crown.

"For a long time Chaos slumbered away, before three Ponies one of each awakened Chaos once more."

Three small dull Ponies were dancing around Chaos who looked more refreshed since the battle with the Champions.

"But Chaos weak from the long slumber, was unable to reclaim its former kingdom. Chaos was quickly sealed again, this time by the Champions of the Sun."

Six marionettes appear on stage, two of each. Orange and pink for the Earth, blue and yellow for the Sky, white and lavender for the Aether. They walked to place themselves around Chaos. In a flash of rainbow light, Chaos was frozen still once more.

"A year had passed since the second sealing of Chaos. The Sun had deemed it was worth the chance to free Chaos. The Sun would entrust the task to her Champions, they were to teach Chaos about friendship.

The Dracoequus marionette stretched as it found itself awake once more. It looked to see the faces of the Solar Champions; Honesty, Laughter, Kindness, Loyalty, Generosity, and Magic.

"For a time it seemed the Champions would fail in their task until Kindness at last taught Chaos friendship."

The yellow marionette of the Sky, Kindness, hugged Chaos firmly as the other Champions watched on.

"Yet things were not well. Chaos did not feel truly welcomed by the Solar Champions so when the demonic Devourer returned to prey upon the living once more, Chaos took the chance to join with its old foe."

A large red marionette with four legs, and two arms appeared on stage. Along with the Devourer, Chaos also appeared. But instead of fighting the Devourer, Chaos instead stood by the Devourer's side. Together the two marionettes attacked the other marionettes driving them off the stage.

"However in the end the Devourer betrayed Chaos and captured all of the Solar Champions except for Magic. Magic fought bravely, but in the end surrendered everything to save its fellow Champions and Chaos.

Chaos was confused as it had just betrayed the Solar Champions to the Devourer. It was at this time that Chaos truly learned what friendship was and they all promised to learn from this. To be a better friend to Chaos.

With the aid of Chaos, the Solar Champions unlocked new magic allowing them to banish the Devourer away once more."

The Solar Champions marionettes charged by their new powers, their forms glowed slightly hinting at the powers that they were granted. The Devourer stood before them, its arms raised in challenge, but it could not stand the stronger might of this new power. With a bright flash of rainbow light, the Solar Champions banished the Devourer away once more. The Sun and  the Moon joined the other marionettes on stage, together they began to celebrate the defeat of the Devourer. Off to the side Chaos smiled as it watched the celebrations, it knew the world was safe once again.

"But our tale does not end here. Shortly afterwards, Chaos realized how much time it was now spending with Magic. Magic was special to Chaos, for Magic was the one who once sacrificed everything for Chaos. With the realization of how dearly Chaos felt for Magic, Chaos appeared with a poof before Magic with flowers and asked for a chance of being something more."

While the voice continued, the scene had changed. Chaos appeared with a flash of smoke, flowers in one hand. Chaos outstretched an arm, miming the action of asking out Magic. Magic paused before nodding, a brief kiss was shared between them. The start of a new beginning, it was their happily ever after.

Discord stopped speaking, his many hands had moved away from the bars controlling the marionettes. A polite clap came from his audience. Looking away from the stage he saw many versions of himself in various attires and outfits. The polite clapping then became more enthusiastic. Discord gave a bow to his lookalike audience.

He was high in the sky on a peppermint cane striped cloud. When he looked away from his stage he not only saw his duplicates, but briefly he caught a glimpse of her.

Discord sighed before waving his lookalike audience away.

"This story is true," Discord said sadly as watched her from above. "Except for one tiny detail. Magic is not with Chaos, for her heart belongs to another."

Down below he could faintly see her standing next to her lover, "Now what should I do.... Should I act as I would as her foe Chaos or as her friend Discord?"

Confusion by Choices Accepted

Twilight was determined. She had been thinking and planning her move for several weeks. Backup plans and escape routes where thoroughly mapped out and memorized should her current decision fail.

With unwavering steps she walked into the maze in the Canterlot garden. As she got deeper it began taking on a more crazy or chaotic look. It felt like she was walking in a circle having passed the same silly faced balloon for the third time. Twilight wasn’t really trying to get to the center though just the being that lived in the maze.

She stopped in front of the silly face balloon in confusion as she really didn’t know which direction to go that would get her close to her destination. Having stared at it for so long she noticed the eyes blink at her. Realization came to her and she couldn’t help but snort at her obliviousness.

“Discord why didn’t you tell me I was walking around in circles?” she addressed the balloon.

“I was appreciating the view too much. So what brings you to my abode dear princess?” The balloon spoke as it elongated into a Discord shaped balloon instead.

Twilight flushed at his words and felt her heart thu-thump as she stepped a little closer to him.

“Well I…” she hesitated; come on you can do this, Plan A in motion.

“Discord, I want you to have this,” Twilight said, putting a small box on the floor.

Curious, the Draconequus leaned forward uncaring of personal space as he was a few inches from Twilights face.

Seeing he was near enough Twilight tilted that little bit more and kissed Discord on the lips. Discord was so surprised by the action he was only able to notice how soft her lips were before they left his own.

“Happy Birthday,” with cheeks a rosy hue, Twilight summoned her magic and flashed out of there.

Coming out of his own daze Discord gave a sly grin as he licked his lips tasting parchment, mint and magic.

“It is indeed,” he muttered to himself, picking up the package and disappearing as well.

Wonders by Choices Accepted

Twilight would admit it. His looks were not the first thing that caught her attention. When she had seen him for the first time in that maze in full color and mobility, Twilight had to hold back a gag.

It was only after he had faked a sickness that Twilight slowly started seeing him in a new light. A pang stabbed her in the heart as she heard his declaration of wanting to find out if they were truly friends. Then he had to get really sick by that worm flower thing sneezing on him. Twilight thought his words over and over that night and decided to begin corresponding with the Draconequus adding a letter to Fluttershy's when the gentle pony sent hers.

Discord's replies to her letters were not as bad as she had thought they would be. Though some of the letters were bigger or smaller than the others and last time she got a singing letter in rhyme Twilight found herself being amused instead of irritated. His letters challenged her in deciphering their meaning. Twilight would even send riddles or poems back to get his input and was always surprised at his explanations and meanings that completely differed from her own opinion.

When she had finished writing another letter to Discord, this time ending it with the a heart and her name Twilight gasped. Her mind raced at the implications as she had only ever signed her name without any other endearments. Looking at the letter Discord had sent her, Twilights eyes softened and a small smile crept on her lips. Well he had definitely grown on her that's for sure. Twilight decided to add an invitation to tea in her letter after she re-wrote it since she didn't want him getting the wrong idea with the heart. Even though it was wrong of her to admit it, Twilight assumed seeing Discord's appearance would stop any lovey dovey feelings she was developing.

Discord appeared in the library in a grand display of rainbow smoke, marshmallows, and gongs. Once all the bells and whistles cleared Twilight got a good look at one of her best friends.

"Why Twilight did you change your coat color? Red is such a boring color my dear, you would look smashing in a multi colored plaid," Discord commented.

Looking at him now after getting to know him through letters, she didn't feel disgust at all. In fact she wanted to know exactly what his fur felt like. If his scales were rough like Spikes or smooth. Watching Discord continue talking on about colors and the ones he favored Twilight admitted that though his looks had at first not attracted him to her....he definitely had appeal.

Wonder of wonders, Twilight had fallen for Discord.