For the shits and the giggles.

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash sat at the picnic blanket, staring at eachothers eyes like a couple of idiots.

"How are you, Rainbow?" She blinked. Her emotionless stare going beyond anything maud could acomplish.

"It's goin' good. You?" Dash raised a brow

"Yes. It's going well." Flutters nodded before leaning down and picking up a sandwhich in her mouth, eating it.

Rainbow leaned over and did the same

Fluttershy stared blankly off into space as did rainbow

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Luna, Celestia and chrysalis hide behind a bush near the gazebo, watching and choking back giggles..

"Lulu, do you think they will kiss near the end?" Tia ask lulu

"Why of course, Tia! Why wouldn't they? They are a perfect ship!" Lulu giggled

Chrsy snickered "I'm sure that this will be like two slabs of meat slapping against eachother!"

"It already is! Look!" Lulu pointed a hoof towards the two ponies

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Rainbow and Fluttershy were kissing, I think.... I dunno. They might have fallen on eachothers faces...

The duo had they're faces mashed together, a very sloppy kiss indeed. Tongues visible for all to see, it wasn't a dance it was not a wrestle either, it was as chrysalis said, two slabs of meat smacking against one another.

They're wings had sprawled out and were standing straight out like boards (which they probably were)

Rainbow looked like a fucking idiot

Fluttershy looked like a fucking idiot.

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Luna, celestia and chrysalis had all burst into loud uncontrollable laughter

"My my, chrysalis, I knew you had some spells but damn!" Luna complemented Chrysalis.

"Yes, yes, I know I'm brilliant!" She continued laughing her ass off.

Celestia she had passed out. She lay there with her tongue out like she was dead.

The changeling and the navy alicorn looked at the passed out white goddess before they started laughing again.

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Fluttershy and rainbow dash glanced at the bush, hearing the laughter and a long pastel tail and two long white hind legs.

"Do we care, rainbow dash?"

"Not really. She's just trollestia." She rolled her eyes and resumed smashing her face into fluttershys

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By now, chrysalis had almost passed out from laughter.

Luna kept shaking her shoulder "don't give up on me now, Chrysy! Not now! Don't go now!" She acted like the queen was dieing.

The changeling continued the laugh her ass off and let her vision blurr in and out.

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By now, Fluttershy was grinding her body on rainbows back over the picnic blanket, letting out fake moans.

Dash was doing the same, only on the bottom and was propping a yellow pegasus up.

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It was now that Luna was on her own to laugh at the giant, colossal mess of stupidity and farts.

She had quieted herself to giggling and snickering.

But it was hard. Extrenly hard.

She had shoved a hoof in her mouth and watched as the two lifeless beings ground against eachother. One couldn't even call it sex.

She decided to screw things up even more by levitating the Orange juice carton and pouring it on the duo, making them slip and slide, making them even stupider than before.

Fluttershy almost slipped off of dash's back but then a cyan wing caught her.

The meat slabs didn't care they were covered in OJ.

they only cared about them grinding against eachothers backs and being complete idiots.

Chrysalis woke up and looked at the mess and started laughing profusely "THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!" She flopped onto her back again and passed back out again.

Luna facehoof whilst giggling before turning back to the scenery.

Rainbow dash licked fluttershy's nose.

Fluttershy licked dash's muzzle before two extra slabs of meat started slapping against eachother.

They're tongues slapped eachother over and over again endlessly.

Luna was by now on the verge of knocking out as she was laughing so hard.

Her wings splayed out as she gripped her stomach. She loved laughing, but she hated it to.

She FINNALLY passed out.

Rd and Fluttershy continued to go at it and occasionally bite eachothers tongues as they slammed against eachother.

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The next day

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Chrysalis, Luna and Celestia had awoken from theyre slumber and wee whispering to eachother

"I think Luna should go. She sneaks around at night!" Chrysalis stated

"I do believe that chrysalis should go, Tia. She is the one that made everypony believe that she was cadence and was harmless."

"Yes, Luna, but chrysalis's wings buzz very loudly when she flies!"

"Yes but our wings blow away leaves and other thing with each flap, whereas chrysalis can transform her wings into smaller, more gentle wings such as Pegasi wings."

"True..."

"Hmm." Chrysalis out a hoof to her chin "fine. I'll go!" She stood up and trans formed her wings, turning them into Rainbow dash wings and then fluttering silently over to the two sleeping pegasi.

She watching them for a few moment before snickering and transforming her wings back to normal.

She then yelled "WAKE UP!"

The two pegasi jumped up, rainbow dash instinctually saluted (wonderbolt academy training).

Fluttershy, of course, cowards down into a ball.

"Wait, what are you doing here?" Dash raised an eyebrow and shot the queen a confused expression before noticing her surroundings "and what am I doing here? What is Fluttershy Doing here?!" She growled at chrysalis as she stood up and scowled at her.

"No worries, foal. I simply came over here to awake you and tell you exactly why your here and what happened last night,"

"Last night?" Fluttershy asked, very hesitantly.

"Yes. Last night. Last night, me , celestia, and Luna cast a spell on you two to make you date and pretty much become two meat sacks that's tell eachother they love eachother and mate."

Fluttershy broke down into tears before running off in the opposite direction.

Chrysalis rolled her eyes at the miniature drama queen.

Rainbow dash growled at her as if she were a gryphon as her wings stretched out to the point a feather fell out.

Chrysalis cringed and backed away as dash's face turned bright red as her scowl deepened further.

Chrysalis back away another step and gave asheepish grin and whispered "help"

Luna and celestia stayed behind the bush watching, to scared to come out.

Dash stepped towards the changeling queen and, through her teeth, said "you have five seconds to run."

That was all the information the queen needed so she took off running towards the canterlot castle, screaming.

Dash chased her at top speeds, both of the flying now, at both they're top speeds.

Surprisingly, chrysalis was A very fast pony. Even faster than rd or spitfire. But not by much.

As they started to disappear of in the distance, Luna turned to celestia and asked "should we save her?"

Celestia closed her eyes momentarily and shook her head "no. They'll get it worked oth on they're own."

"But what about when Rainbow comes after us?"

"That's future celestia and Luna's problem."