celestia forbid this rabbit hole goes deeper

"Pineapple."

"What?"

"Pineapple"

FrostSprite swiftly took up the fruit and examined it. Chocolate Mint, the ice-cream maker, stood next to him, Frost's figure smaller than the latter. "Its a pineapple, eat it Frosty,"

"How do I know you aren't trying to poison me..."

"Im not, idiot"

Frost took a bite of the yellow spiny fruit, sticky liquid gushed over his face,  it poured down his muzzle and onto the ground. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT" Frost Sprite yelled toward air, Mint was gone, "Eh whatever..." frost began to lap and slowly lick at the runny juice. By-standers watched him as he did this, he stopped suddenly feeling the eyes of many puncture his coat "Don't you have shopping to do?" he sarcastically asked the ponies around him, no reply. He plopped the pineapple unto his back, his wings and cyan coat getting sticky, he galloped away to find Mint.