celestia forbid this rabbit hole goes deeper

by Forsain

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Alternate Universe, Dark, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 320

This rabbit hole is going to go deep. Deeper than mariana.

Frost Sprite and his two best friends experience life, ups downs, turn rounds, NOW EVERYPONY GET DOWN.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-31 14:18:59 UTC

Pineapple

"Pineapple."

"What?"

"Pineapple"

FrostSprite swiftly took up the fruit and examined it. Chocolate Mint, the ice-cream maker, stood next to him, Frost's figure smaller than the latter. "Its a pineapple, eat it Frosty,"

"How do I know you aren't trying to poison me..."

"Im not, idiot"

Frost took a bite of the yellow spiny fruit, sticky liquid gushed over his face,  it poured down his muzzle and onto the ground. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT" Frost Sprite yelled toward air, Mint was gone, "Eh whatever..." frost began to lap and slowly lick at the runny juice. By-standers watched him as he did this, he stopped suddenly feeling the eyes of many puncture his coat "Don't you have shopping to do?" he sarcastically asked the ponies around him, no reply. He plopped the pineapple unto his back, his wings and cyan coat getting sticky, he galloped away to find Mint.

The actual thing

FrostSprite twisted and turned in his bed, he sounds of sirens were going off in the dark neighborhood, he sat up, the bust sounds of manehatten were overwhelming, he shook his head trying to get the sounds of trollies and such to go away. It was futile, the sounds overwhelmed even his own thoughts, he took a breath and looked at the photo of his best friend back when he was a kid, Spike, a dragon that Frost had hung around with and helped with his chores, Frost pondered the thought of visiting him, if he were still alive. he contemplated it for a few more seconds, although barely able to hear himself think, he decided it would be good to meet an old friend, or even that dick who used to live with him, chocolate mint...

The next morning the train arrived in ponyville , frost waaas fast asleep, the train wheels squeeleed horridly causing him to wake with a start "HOLY LUNA FU<K T!T"