Pinkie Pie's Cider Pong Tutorial
Whee! Want to learn to play cider pong? I can teach you! It's fun! Thunder, pick up the paddle! Okay. I'll toss you the ball, and you try to hit it into the cups. I asked Applejack for cider. There are three cups I made: a pitcher, a tumbler and a shotglass! The point is for one pony to get their opponent to drink all of the cider before the other. Ooh! Ooh! My turn! Ai-yaah! Got it! Take the tumbler, for two! Your turn! [Tunk.] Oh you missed that's too bad hurry up so I can drink your cider already! My turn again! I got it! Shotglass! Bottoms up, pretty boy! Oh my gosh! One left one left one left! Thunder! [Pock!] Shotglass! (Glunk!) Okay okay okay! I just got the pitcher left... and... ("Pinkie! How come you never told me you were playing cider pong? I love this game, and I always win! Because I always win! And I always drink the cider after! Mmm-mm! Cider!") ... [Tunk!]
WHAT!? I missed! Rainbow! You distracted me! I could have won with that serve! ("Yeah, I know! I'm trying to keep you from drinking the cider so you get tired and quit and I could have your cider! All of it! So it's mine! Bwahahaa!")
You don't have to be like that... Now shoo! I'm not done yet! Thuuuunderrr!
[Thunder Lane is gone.]
RAIIIIIIINBOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!! 
