Your badass has arived

by The Dark Viking

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 390

A super badass motherfucker comes to equestria

A super badass motherfucker comes to equestria

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-31 06:34:15 UTC

beginning

"Where the fuck am I?" I said as I woke up, scratching my head I look around to see that I'm in a dusty hall that was made for some type of royal.

At this moment in time I did what any normal smart person would do and jumped up in to the vent on the other side of the hall, hey better safe than sorry.

Since that time I've been up here in the vents gathering all the stuff about where I am for about... half an hour? Eh who knows?

The first thing I learned is that I'm on a different world called equestria and this world was run by ponies... pastel colored ponies... Yup Things should get interesting.

I guessed that this place is a castle because of the giant throne room... and the princesses that sit on the throne. One was taller than the other with a whiter coat than any other animal I've ever seen with a Sun tattoo on her ass cheeks and a mane flowing in a nonexistent wind, her mane color was a light pink, blue and green. The other was a,dark blue with a mane just like her... sister I believe? Anyway, it was just like her sister's but I was instead of it being a color it was just a piece of the night sky made into a mane and her tattoo was of the moon and stars.

They kept talking about something called the elements, to be honest I don't give a shit about that whole fire water stuff but I wouldn't mind having control over lightning.

There is also this fucked up demon spawn rightly named discord who seems to be the most powerful of them all and those princesses are no joke. I'm serious, this dude looks like a fucken kid got carried away with God being on break and made this abomination.

Even though he is very powerful... do you know the elements, the ones I said I don't give a shit about. Apparently they whooped his ass and froze him in stone. How he overlooked this I will never know but the guy must have a fair amount of control over his anger. Especially if he's got his ass beat by pastel colored ponies.

Now let's see what's happening right now shall we?