Hallow-Hooker-Weeners

by WarriorOfTwilightSparkle

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Discord, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Granny Smith, Nightmare Moon, Romance, Spike, Comedy, Pipsqueak, Tragedy
Length: 992

Discord catches his boyfriend Pipsqueak wanting sexy time with Granny Smith. Spike is fighting for his love Granny Smith against his enemy Pipsqueak on Halloween. It is Discord's job to save his Halloween!

Discord catches his boyfriend Pipsqueak wanting sexy time with Granny Smith. Spike is fighting for his love Granny Smith against his enemy Pipsqueak on Halloween. It is Discord's job to save his Halloween!

Collab with Kawaiibaconshark02 and Rapperdash. Also written for The Sexy Trolls Group.

Published 2014-11-17 03:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-17 03:30:03 UTC

I saw you hit on that green sexy lady get outta here and my lover cheated on me!!!

I saw you hit on that green sexy lady get outta here and my lover cheated on me!!!

Spike was driving his truck down town to Sweet Apple Acres. He had his hose between is legs thinking of the sexy old green lady named Granny Smith. He licked his lips at the thought of him Granny Smith getting some in his truck. He also bought a new sexy pair of thongs for both him and Granny Smith.

Once he got down to Sweet Apple Acres he saw Granny Smith wearing a specific sexy black bikini. In his head he was like, oh damn, that is one fine ass lady. He got out of his truck right then and there to touch the lady. He originally was planing only to do some business with Applejack.

"Howdy partner, looking at my flank aren't ya, baby?" Granny Smith smith said shaking her booty cheeks. They were all slapping every where. This gave Spike a sexy idea. He was going to spank the glorious booty. "Oh damn, boy what ya waiting fur? How about you get down your tail and spank these babies!" Granny Smith yelled, shaking it.

"Girl that booty more fine than Thomas the Train!" Spike licked his lip. He then crawled over on his sexy ass claws like a wild baby to Granny. Then he said his cheeisest pick up line, "If you were a booger I would pick you first!" Granny Smith's butt cheek's blushed so hard. Within a blink of the eye he was all over frickin and fracking Applejack's grandma.

"Oh, baby you know this will be our second time!" Granny Smith said. Pipisqeauk then came out of nowhere in the orchard that they were in. Pipsqeauk's eyes shrunk when he saw Spike on top of Granny Smith. Pipisqeauk then runs over like a badass and pushes Spike off of Granny Smith.

"Baby! I thought you were saving it for me!" Pipsqueak said, crying his eyes out. He then says, "Baby, I love you more than all the brocolli in the world!" He says in his most manly voice ever. Spike then has the balls to do shit to the little guy. Oh hell no! Like some bitch was gonna up all in Granny Smith's ass which he owned.

Discord then showed up. He was more pissed off than anything when he saw two gay men gay wrestling. What it looked like to him since Pipsqqeak was all up in Spike's garage. Discord then after then brings popcorn watching the show. He is not aware that his lover Pipsqueak wants another manly women rather than him.

"Oh, dang let's fight! Who ever wins gets to love Granny Smith!" Pipsquek put em up, and jumped in Spike's face. Discord spat out his water not believing that his boyfriiend was cheating on him.

"Hey, boyfriend come here and gimmie a big kiss you cheater!" Discord throws popcorn at Pipsqueak. How could he have done this to him. Discord was gonna have a baby shower until this! And Spike then grabbed Granny Smith by the waist. He started taking her to his truck and drove away. Pipsquek was pissed off, but then he had a annoying whinny prengat Discord on him all yelling.

"Dang girl, I didn't know y'all was here!" Pipsqueak said, sounding like Justin Bebeir. After all that it goes silent then Nightmare moon comes in and... and traps them in a dream bubble!

"Listen, y'all this it is Halloween! I was watching this show of Granny the hooker and it not making any sense!" She said in manly voice. Pipsqueak landed on Discord's ass when she yelled on them. DIscord moaned like a babe when this happened. "Y'all this ain't make sense I wanna see the real show! The fillies and colts got all scared from y'all fracking around with Granny Smith."

After that Discord and Pipsqueak was on a date tricker treating for love. "Omg, it is Halloween let's save Halloween!" Discord said as he saw Granny Smith giving a lapdance to Discord. All the fillies and colt's were scarred for life after seeing it go down. But! But, one of them was turned on and had a nose bleed as well! And that filly was Pipsqueak.

The tables have turned for Discord. He was more pissed off than ever. How could his lady cheat on him like this! He was the one who should have given him it. This was Halloween after all! He couldn't believe that he was cheated on in Halloween! So he did what any crazy awesome sauce draconequesss would do and that his attempt to pick a fight with Granny Smith!
?
"Listen you big old fat green piece of shit, what the hell do you think you're doing?! Pipsqueak is MY lover! Can't you see that he LOVES ME and not you!" Discord screamed, snapping his fingers. He made it rain pop tarts on her ass. Oh, he was so damned pissed off at this shit. Ain't no old bitch gonna ruin his halloween. Espeically one dressed like a hooker on Halloween. Hell Discord was a banana for this Halloween! He had to bring his inner sexiness to win his boyfriend's love. This shit can't happen when these bitches take his place.

"Oh, deerie, I don't want your gay bitchy boyfriend I already got sweet little Spikey here, ain't that right sugarcube?" Granny asked nuzzling him. Spike the firefighter blushed. Because he was a firefighter this Halloween and it made Granny Smith so wet that they were gonna fuck good tonight. Discord cried his eyeballs out of happiness from hearing this! Yes finally he can love!

Pipsqueak and Discord made out in front of them then because of their happy endings.

"Happy, Hallow-Hooker-Weeners!" Granny Smith yelled, running off with Spike into the back. Some fucking gonna go down tonight with these bitches. And everyone lived happily ever after happy! The end!