Keeping On The Sunny Side Of Life

by DyslexicFoal

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Human, Dark, Sad
Length: 3020

Bobby Paterson want to come to Equestria to escape his horrible life .But instead got more pain and suffering

Bobby Paterson, twelve and a half year-old Brony , thought he had a horrible life . He wished he could live in Equestria, so he could escape the anxiety that he feels on Earth and also be loved by the Main 6. But when he enters Equestria, he realizes this won't be like a typical human in Equestria storyline. He will have to escape from a rich persnickety Mainhattan Mare, a drunk abusive traveling show owner, and a secret government agency.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-11 02:09:16 UTC

Chapter One: Your Dreams Do Come True

                                                                   Keeping On The Sunny Side Of Life

                                                                                 By:Dyslexic Foul

Chapter One: Your Dreams Do Come True  

I felt the cold hard ground on my back.I was wondering where I was.  Last thing I knew I was in my bed.  I opened my eyes.  It was night. I saw buildings , trees and a squirrel storing nuts in a tree . “Where am I?”  I thought.  I soon noticed there were a lot of colors even though it was dark.  I decided to look around to see where I was. I was in a park!   I soon walked over an area full of buildings.  My mouth dropped.   I fell down into the ground crying, thanking God the stars and what ever made this impossible dream come true. What I saw were horses walking talking and flying one of them moving a cloud.  I cried for a little bit longer.  Then I soon realized two things.  One this probably a dream.  And two even if it is or isn’t  I must find any of the Princesses not counting Twilight of course, because I consider her part of the Main 6, who I will also need to find. Because it’s such a big city, it must be Canterlot.I should head towards the castle.

As I walking the street I noticed no pony seemed to be startled or stunned by me. They just seemed to look at me and shake their manes at me ,Which made me feel good.  After about five minutes I end up in main street of not Canterlot but Mainhattan?! “What?”, I thought, “this isn't where I want to be and theres no one, I mean no pony around I know.  The only I one I know of is I think is  Coco Pommel, but, A, I don't know she lives, and B she's timid and shy. Crap, I thought. Now what to do? I must find a train, I mean it’s free!.  But then again,  it could just be a false head canon. Suddenly as I was walking past small building and I herd this . “Holy studbook, what the buck was that.'' ?

''I jumped back into a back alley to hide.

“Sweet Celestia I must of had too much to drink.''said a Pink mare with a green Maine that was in a beehive sort of hairdo .

“Wait!,'' I yelled in a scared  tone

I came out of the alley to show myself. The mare screamed  and started to run away. I started to chase after her. I was about to lose her until she almost ran into a brick wall.

“Please to Celestia don't kill my happy spirit or else you be burned to death’’ ,she said

   “What”?I was just going ask you if I crash at your place for the night “

  ‘’Yeah sure and the kill my spirit in my sleep’’.

           ''Okay, what they heck are you talking about’’ ?

‘’You look like those humans those those monkey like beings from a magic mirror.  And they live in fear and anxiety, they foalnap other humans like them because of the way they look or because of they believe in and stuck their spirit and hope out of  them.''

‘’Thats just it, I’m Bobby Patterson  and I’m trying to escape all that. That’s why I came here".

‘’So that poem is true’’.

‘’Yeah, I guess it is true.’’ I said in a sad tone. “ Look I’m not bad I swear.  All I need is a place to stay and possibly maybe a home. I said in a cute sort of tone.

‘’As if...’’ then the mare she started to think for a bit.  She gave a smile.

“So you need a home, you said?”

  ‘’Yes, Ma'am ‘’

‘’Well, you can stay in my house if you want.’’

“Yes ,Yes I would love that!'', I screamed happily.

‘’Are you sure about that?”

“I am perfectly sure, Miss.”

“Well, alrighty then.  My name is Polly Pinches, by the way.  Follow me to the limo.”

“All right,” I said with glee. look I know she is a background character

But she seems nice. And she has a limo, what could better then that ? I could tell things were looking up for me. And I knew it would that more good things were to come.

Chapter 2: Polly's monkey

                                             Chapter 2 Polly's  Monkey

It turns out Polly lived in mansion outside of MaInhattan.  She got rich through her world-wide pitstop chain,  which is basically an equestrian equivalent of a gas station . She's also works as a model.I told her a little about myself as well, she seemed to give me pity.

"Bobby,  could you write your name on this piece of paper so I can remember it?"

"Here", I said and I then wrote it down.  By and by, we made it to mansion .

‘’Now, what do you think of the place dear’’.

"It's amazing!," I exclaimed. The mansion was very big. It had a huge library,an indoor pool and a golden staircase .

"Miss Pinch,who have you picked"?, says a stallion.

''Oh,he's our guest’

"Snob...",she looks at the paper  "Bobby, this is Grape Juice",

"How do you do"?, I said with a smile while also holding out my hand.

  "Great, another person to clean after", said the stallion.

"Oh, I won't be that much trouble’’, I tried to reassure him.

"Yeah, I wish" the stallion said and left.

  ‘’Lobby’’?

"Um, Its Bobby, but if you want to call me Bob thats fine." I replied.

"Ok whatever it is. You must be very tired, I bet."

‘’Not really’’

"Of course you are, you're just excited. Could you please go to bed."

"Okay, thats fine by me", I said.

"Good, you can sleep on my bed".

"Night Polly".

"Night Monkey

As I got into the bed, for some reason, a weird thought popped in my head that I should leave.  I tried to push that thought out of my head, but thought kept coming back in my head.  I could not get it to stop saying,  'get out here and go back home .get out of here and go back home .because theres probably danger." After while I came to the conclusion that was my anxiety talking and soon I fell asleep.

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Sometime later I heard a someone yelling at me to get up .I soon slowly woke up.

‘’WAKE UP ,WAKE UP YOU LITTLE MULE!! ’’. It was Polly ,''Good you're awake".

''What time is it, where am I and why is there a chain around my foot?'' I said.

''Shut up!. and get up you, its time to work.''  She grabs my hand with her ora and drags me down stairs.

''Work on what''?

‘’Your jobs ‘’.

‘’What jobs?’’

''Just do what  Celestia da..''

''Miss Pinch, you probably should explain what's going on. I mean you grabbed him and took him out of bed with no explanation," said Grape Juice.

''Fine", she moans, "You said you need a home and you said?''

''Yah?''

''And you can have that, sort of.''

'What do you mean?''

"Lets just say this is like an apartment, and you need to pay each month or so. Because you are staying here  you have to do something like that.  You have little chores to repay me .

''Like what?''

''Oh nothing much just, doing my taxes, doing all the paperwork, cleaning the house and making the supper.''

''What?! Im not doing all that. Screw this, I'm leaving and find a better place were I don't half to do all that.''. I  started  to head towards the door.

''Oh , can't leave?''

''Why not?''

''Remember that paper I made you sign?''

'Yeah ?'

''Well, that was a contract that states that you are legally my property.  And you can't ever leave me.''

''Wait?,are you saying I'm your slave?

''Oh no no ,no Im saying if you now working for a better time.'' ''The more of the things that you do good you will get to have more benefits more respected and more  love.''

" If I don't do well?''

''You will get a beating and half to sleep in the attic on the floor with no food or water two day. You can't be seen by any pony, because they would be afraid  of you.''

"So what you're saying is…''

''No talking!,To summaries you're my pet monkey and what I want you to do now is dance monkey dance.''

Chapter 3: The Souffle

                         Chapter 3 The Souffle

You know how people say yolo or carpe diem?Or how about when people say all ways be happy with what you got?Well If tuff for me to see or say that because of all th the beatings,The long hours ,The cold and lonely nights that make you cry wishing this is just a dream.I stopped believing in that 3 days ago. Iv been with polly for about almost a week I've been working from 2 am to 11pm and been sleeping on a old wooden floor with a itchy blanket .   See polly says if I do well I may get more benefits.But Know matter what I do she finds some way to say I did a horrible job.”’You forgot to vacuum in the vent’’.You are horrible at math,I Can't believe you can even capable of talking.With every thing thats happening to me I'm starting to not believe her at all.

GET UP YOU LAZY ASS. polly yelled  with great passion she gave me  a kicked  in the gut to make sure i was awake

‘’yes madam?’’ I said pretty groggy

''I want you to make me some  breakfast''

''what would you like?''

''I WAS GETTING TO THAT!!'' she gave me a glare after words

‘’I want a Cinnamon Chocolate Soufflé.’’

''Do you have recipe? ,I’ve  never made one before.''

''Never made one before ?!Why that makes you even of a retired mule!Too bad for you I will not let you look at the recipe you probably can't even read it''.

Grape juice just so happened to be  here our conversion.

   ''mis pinches you do know If you don't let him look at the recipe ,Can't make your what you want and you will basicly even more angry ''

''I hate when your right and ruins my fun .

''Very well you may have the recipe,Im going to having a tan , one request BUT FOR THE LOVE OF CESITA DO NOT,I REPEAT DO NOT LET THE SOUFFLE DEFALE!!!!!!''

Now I have ever made something that big by myself,I've thing with my Mom and Dad ,But i've never made thing like this by myself. My Mom and Dad? funny I haven't thought about them for awhile I wonder how there doing? I soon started think about my family and some happy times we had.I got wondering if there worried or not . Never mind that,Now how do you preheat the oven again?

''What's taking you so long?!! can't you tell i'm starving?''

So am I''. Thought. I'm just starting preheating the oven.''

''Well don't take too long.OK,i'm giving you 15 ,minutes''

''But It take take 22 minutes make it .''

''I dont care im starving'

''As I started to work, A thought came in to mind .What the heck you still doing here? You need to get te hell out of here.Im undercontraced I responded to my self. So,the more you stay the dangerous It will be for you.You're more likely to die here  then anywhere else. Look I can't it's too risky.think about what 6th grade history said life is full of risky dangerous  choice and You must face them do whats right even if it risks a lot. And he also said there's opportunities to get out them You just need to find them    

As I whisked the eggs I heard the doorbell ring .It was a postman giving a giant package to Grape Juice''

''Grape Juice Is that my new hot air balloon?''

yes miss pitches!'' he yelled thought hollway

''Good' just in time for the hot balloon party, I paled for to night.''

''What hot air balloon  party?'' I ask.

Non beeswax, Just that tonight All my investors  and  friends are coming to see my new hot air balloon  tonight

Do you think this is a opportunity? Maybe I thought .Then Agin what If Im doing bad and I good things will come?''Your believing e that garbage.?!I'' i mean maybe there is good in her,right?How do you know that?It could be that you're getting stockholm syndrome.

Ten minutes!! yelled polly

I've got it the Souffle .the Souffle  ? Look if you make the best Souffle   and she likes and she says she does then you stay if she doesn't ,You are a free man.

Ok all make the best damn shuffle you ever seen.

I have never work on so hard on anything in my life and I wasn't the least disappointed about it.

''What took you so long pinches said in a grumpy tone?''

''LIke I said It take 22 minutes.''

     ''Well all forgive that If It tastes good.''

She smelled the sulfone, and give a smile. and put her fork in the shuffle ,and It didn't sink

''Didnt you  say  you've never made one before didnt you?''

''yes  ''

''It must be a lie  then because?'

''because why?'

''Because it taste horrible.''

''But i saw on your face you liked it?!''

''Thats a lie,Who would I like anything that a creature like you would make.

''Soon after I got really mad,My conounces was right ,She doesn't care.I need to escape.That balloon  is     only chanse''

Chapter 5: Strolling Down Memory lane.

  Chapter:5 strolling down memory lane.

A hotair baloons are scary.Your up in the sky very high,with nothing but the basket to hold you.But it’s worth it just to see twlghit and the gang.I new what i was going to do  land in the woods for the night and get a map and then go to ponyvile in the balloon.It whould be kind of like that book we were reading in literciy .Around the world in 80 days i thought .

soon after thought that I i for some reason got like a homesick feeling for it.Which is weird because It’s one of least favorite class.Not because of the work I like literacy work.Its the kids that ruin it for me.Kids my age are the  most obnoxious thing in the world.They can't seem to stop taking about sex,drugs,dasisesand petafilia.

Never mind that I thought You better land It.I lowered the heat.But maybe by too much because the balloon started to go down to fast.The Next I saw a bunch of branches hiting the me and the balloon.the balloon and the basket fell on the grass. the balloon was ruined.

It then dawned upon me that I was alone in not just a woods but a mythical woods!I started to hyperventilate and crye. You need to claim down I thought.

your been wimp.I know that! you dont need to remind me.Look just do that thing that mis.goodwill thought you.Miss goodwill was my cansorler .She was very smart and kind of pretty and I whish I could talk to her.Any way She tells me to take deep breaths and clear my mind.She also told me to sing to help relax my self.

I couldn't  think of any songs.until I thought of something that my mom would sing to me when I was young.You Are My Sunshine.The real song depressing. But she'd only sing the first verse.

You are my sunshine my only, sunshine I sang very tired and trying to hold back tears.

You make me happy  when skies are gray .You never know dear how much I love you.

I started to break out into tears.

                   please dont take my sunshine away.

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Chapter 4 the great escape

          Chapter 4 the great escape

9:01 pm the guest come at 9:15 and they go in to they get into the ballon at 9:30.So i didn’t have that much time .’’

‘’Bobey!!!’’

‘’Yes Master pinches?’’

‘’Now I know It would make sense  for you to you know help out with the party’’

‘’I guess?’’

‘’But I would like to keep this bound we a secret,Ok?’’

‘’yeah I was kind of expecting that.’’ i said

Polly pertained not to here me and said.’’So don’t get any idea of going down stairs.’’ She then checked to see my chain around my foot was tight and then left.

Now I kind of had a plain.there was a window that led to the backyard.There were some vines there so that I could climb down there safely.But she would be expecting to go down there.Plus I this chain around me so that would be know help.

I sat around looking around the attic,When I saw a lamp that was in my reach.I grabbed it and smashed on to my chaine which loosened it a lot.I then pushed and pulled the chain until it broke.Good I was free.

I looked out the window and saw that there was something down there that would probably capture me Crap now what do I do? I could try and climb down enoffe.and break into a window.But they would hear me. I guess I half to selth it.

I opened the door  and peeked down stairs and I saw the ponies were talking in a clumb so I could sneak by .I tiptoed down stis and then started to crawl.

All the ponies were high class unicorns.With a snotty sort of attitude.

‘’I do say poly how have you ever made this house so good.’’

''Oh you know grape juice dose such wonders isn't that right''

''Yes,I do clean well and leave  stick looking hoof print''

Polly gave a fake lagh and gave him a punch

What in the wide world of equestria is that?

''Bobby you baster’’’

I dashed into the kitchen.Before I  got out the door I dropped a glass of cider and looked the door. I ran in and jumped into the hot air balloon and made it in.I heard a scream of pain .I that made me jump and get scared that they were close I rush to get the rope undone.

''Bobby you son of a bic get back here.’’

   She and her gang was almost a the balloon when it liffied .

the last thing I saw was polly furious and throwing a fit.