Celestia receives letters from hundreds if not thousands everyday and most pass with barely a second glance. But one from a rather insensitive foal sticks out to her.

“Princess Celestia, they say old spaces are haunted and I know you’re very old. So is your vagina haunted?”

Now Celestia is refusing to come out of her room, believing herself to be an old hag with a haunted vagina. And so, Nightmare has been tasked with getting her to come out. Easier said than done, especially after it seems her vagina really is haunted.

Trigger Warnings: Read the fucking title

Edited by Dictator Duck and Cyanhyde