BONERQUEST

Two years ago, Vinyl Scratch was chosen by Celestia to be the fifth and final Alicorn Princess: The one to save Equestria from all its foes simultaneously in one fell swoop. Not only did our heroine succeed, but she also bested Blueblood in a battle of wits once revealed that he was the traitor that allowed all of Equestria’s nemesies to return, with a plot to steal all of the land’s bacon and kush.

Tragedy was met shortly afterwards, as Twilight’s ~~servant~~ ~~pet~~ ~~slave~~ assistant Spike was diagnosed with The Polio, and he sacrificed himself to achieve maximum euphoria and show the nation what a true gentleman really is.

But now, on this Nightmare Night, Equestria may face its greatest foe yet…