On Parole

by friedlambo

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Rarity, Random, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1020

Twilight is arrested on Halloween!

Twilight is sent to jail on Halloween, and Rarity has a way of... saving her life.

Published 2014-10-31 10:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-31 10:10:01 UTC

Chapter 1

A group of dark bats swooshed through the night air as the sound of a two dollar hooker was getting plowed behind a Chuckie E Cheese. It was a magical time of the year that spooked children and gave diabetes to the already obese ones. Halloween. Ponyville was in quite a commotion as everyone young and old took to the streets to enjoy the festivities. Well…not EVERYPONY ™.

Within a shitty tree sat Twilight Sparkle, a lonely fuck who jerked off all day and read hot xx hentai. While others giggled and trick or treated, Twilight sat in a corner rubbing her playdoh pussy. She frowned as she licked the wall. All of her friends were out enjoying the holiday, except for Applejack who was a strict Jehovah Witness. Fluttershy even called Twilight earlier to tell her how she would be happily spend the day without her. What a cunt.

Spike was even enjoying himself as he ran around the town and tackled small children. He pinned them to the ground and circled his thumb around the outline of their butthole. He firmly pushed further until the costume broke, and within mere seconds, was full on fingering seven year olds.

Twilight’s nearly broke her neck as she turned to a sudden doorbell chime. She scooted across the floor, making sure to have contact with her soaping puss puss onto the shag carpet while doing so. As she approached the door, she turned around and inserted the doorknob into her filthy asshole. She tightened her sphincter and quickly opened the door.

She looked under her legs to see several dressed children make disgusting faces at the sight of her freshly open genitals. One threw up.

“Why are you here, fuckboys?” Twilight questioned.

One small pony spoke. “We are her for some candy miss!” He started to furiously jack off.

Twilight beamed a grin as she darted towards a bowl of screwdrivers and popcorn. Making sure the children could see from outside, she lowered her abused pussy into the bowl, and with all her might, gripped the contents within. She awkwardly walked back to the door, turned around, and shitted onto a small child.

She closed the door.

Minutes later, Twilight’s door slammed wide open shattering it into pieces.

“FREEZE. POLICE” screamed the police pony.

Fuck

Twilight was soon in handcuffs being escorted from her house. The shit covered child hugged her mother as they watched the purple fuck get into the police car.

Twilight was devastated. As she rode in the car, she couldn’t help but sob uncontrollably. She was just trying to enjoy the holiday like everyone else! Where did she go wrong?

The car quickly came to a halt in front the police station as twilight shat in her seat.

As Twilight was escorted into the jail, a throbbing fart was ached inside of her do. Pussy sweat.

“Alright, horse, this is where you'll be for the next few years. Maybe next time you'll think twice before you offer sweet and innocent children candy from your pinecone. I am a fuck.” said the pony officer.

Twilight came a large amount of nothing.

How do you do? Ooo ooo, I thought we were na na na na.

Just me and you, and then we can na na na na.

Just like before, and you will say na na na na.

Please give me more, than you.

Twilight enters her jail cell, looks around, and sees a giant fucking pencil in her toilet. His name was ass.

Twilight put ass into her own ass, and then it came out of her ass.

Who are you to call me abnormal? If you only knew how much it hurts me, hurts me.

Silent as a butterfly.

Twilight walks over to her toilet, stuffs her face into it, and explodes.

Rarity ran over to the local jail faster than a plate coming out of a garage. She burst through the doors with ease, knocking away any police stallion who dare stood in her way.

“Twilight! I have come to save you!” Rarity screams throughout the jail as she started her search for the purple pony.

“Rarity, over here!” Twilight screams. Rarity hears this, and immediately poofs in front of the purple bulldozer.

Cum.

“Rarity, have you come to save me?” Twilight asks, her grin growing so far up her cheeks, that her face began to bleed. Creepy.

“Actually Twilight, I have come to fuck you.”

“O-Oh..” Twilight responded. She came.

In the next instant, Rarity picks Twilight up by her hips, and slams her fucking hard onto the ground, breaking every single fucking bone in her body. Blood was erupting from Twilight's mouth, and she was gargling on it.

“G-graaaaarlrllrlglglglg!” Twilight said. She was going through sheer hell.

Rarity proceeds to shove her massive cock into Twilight's ass, and immediately shoots her brown load into her. Rarity looks up into the heavens, and moans louder than a Godzilla.

Rarity then grabs Twilight by her head, and rips it off of her body, killing Twilight.

“Perfect, I can now open all my cans of you opened the light to my heart.”

As Rarity begins to walk out of the jail cell, she hears a rsutling of movements behind her. Turning around, she sees the lifeless body of Twilight hovering in midair, and her head regenerating. Twilight has been reincarnated.

“That was quite the mistake you made, you breadstick. Prepare to feel my fuckus!”

“N-noooooo!” Rarity screamed. Bowever, that was all she was able to say, as Twilight fucked her eye socket so hard, that she oil.

Rarity was dead.

As Twilight walks out of the local jail, she is stopped by a blue-haired boy.

“Excuse me, but did you order a pizza?”

Twilight takes the pizza, and eats it with her vagina.

“Ma'am, don't forget about the coupons that come with every pizza box!”

Twilight takes note of this, and looks on top of the pizza box;

The Ugly Contest.

In a rage of anger and transformers, Twilight grabs the boy, and eats him. Poop.

I can now not public excuse me.