Rarity Trap: CYOS

You take one step back, then two, then run from the crazy mares who think it’s a reasonable idea to ask a stallion to suck one of their dicks.

Even though you manage to avoid them, their rumors still haunt you. Over the next few years you find it very difficult to find a mare, as they all think you’re impotent before you open your mouth. Explaining that those rumors were spread by a gossip illuminati doesn’t gain you any ground either. Eventually, you find a decent mare with a slight skin condition who either doesn’t gossip or doesn’t care. Once or twice a week, after you engage in some unsatifying sex, you sometimes wonder if things might have turned out better if you’d just sucked one not-so-little cock.

Probably not. That stuff’s for coltcuddlers!