Rarity Trap: CYOS

You grin in response, Lotus grins back, and soon you’re both giggling.

“So...” says Lotus, after you’ve recovered, “I’m single?”

"So, dinner on me tomorrow at the Fancy place?” you reply. “I mean... I’ll pay for it.”

The double entendre is just too fitting in the current situation, and you both start laughing again.

Later, when one of your friends asks in passing what date your marefriend Lotus put out on, you just laugh, and don’t bother to tell him it was the zeroth.