How Equestria Girls Should Have Ended
Written by Skye Silverwing
Sometimes movies don’t get the endings they deserve. This is one such movie.
Twilight Sparkle and her friends arrived at the Chrystal Empire, and were met by Princess Celestia. She smiled. “Hello Twilight, I am afraid we have decided to move back the Princess Summit by three days, due to an obvious security breach in the form of an open portal to another dimension in the Castle.” She told them, “We don’t think it is a good idea to have all four of our Princesses in the same place, just in case something decides to come through this time.”
Twilight smiled. “That sounds like a good idea.” She said, “We will get a hotel.”
(Scene)
Sunset Shimmer exited the portal, and was immediately surrounded by several Royal guards. “Stop right there, Invader!” one of them said, and they quickly captured her. “Princess Celestia, we got one.”
Princess Celestia walked through the door. “Sunset Shimmer.” Celestia said, instantly recognizing her former student. “It is good to see you again. What, you expected us to not have the Portal heavily guarded? The thing opens every thirty moons like clockwork. We can afford to have it guarded for those three days.”
Sunset Shimmer blinked and rubbed the back of her head with her hoof. “I guess I didn’t think of that.” She says. “I was just… um… coming for a visit… and…”
“Sunset Shimmer!” Princess Twilight said, entering behind her mentor, “Princess Celestia told me all about you. You know, since it would be horribly irresponsible to not tell her next student about the previous one getting fed up and running away.”
Sunset shifted on her feet, embarrassed. “Oh… you must be Princess Celestia’s next student…” she said, “Are those WINGS? Seriously? I know my information is more than two years old, but you would think that my successor being an alicorn is something that would have come up…”
Twilight smiled. “A lot of things have changed since…” she started, “Hey, is that an exact replica of my Element of Harmony? Where did you get that?”
Sunset blinked. “You know, now that I think about it, I don’t know.” she said, “There really is no way that I could have had the slightest clue what the crown would look like, since in all the books that could have possibly shown it, it would have just been a gem…”
(Scene)
Sunset Shimmer, cloaked in black, slipped into Twilight’s room.
Twilight rolled over and looked at her. “You know, we totally just established that I can’t sleep, so me not noticing you coming in in spite of your hooves making a noisy racket on these crystal floors is just stupid.” She said.
Sunset Shimmer smiled sheepishly, and then grabbed the crown with her magic from the door and turned to run. Before she got three steps, though, she was enshrouded in an aura of light, holding her still.
Twilight walked up to her. “You know, I was saving this paralysis spell for some time when all my friends would all be freaking out and I needed to stop all four of them.” She said, “It should be plenty to hold you.”
(Scene)
Twilight tackled Sunset Shimmer, sending the crown bouncing and ricocheting around the room, until it passed through the portal. “My crown!” she cried, “What have you done with my crown?”
Meanwhile, on the other side of the Portal…
A demonic, winged Fluttershy swoops down on the screaming students below. “YOU’RE GOING TO SUPPORT THE ANIMAL SHELTER!!!” she shouted.
(Scene)
Twilight stood in Principal Celestia’s office. “Well, you see, I am a Princess from another world, and Sunset Shimmer came into my world to steal my crown, which is actually a powerful weapon that my world needs to protect it from evil.” She said, confidently, “Here are some photographs of me at my coronation, the fake crown, and my talking dog to support my claim.”
Spike waved a paw at Principal Celestia. “Hi, I am Spike.” He said, “Everything she said is true.”
Celestia stared at the talking dog for a long moment. “Okay. I can see your point.” She said, pulling out Twilight’s Crown. “I am glad you brought this to my attention, because there is no way that you could have won the crown as a non-student, and there are stacks and stacks of paperwork that go into admitting even one student to the school.”
(Scene)
Sunset Shimmer took a bunch of photos to VP Luna. “These prove that Twilight damaged the gym!” she said, showing her the photos.
Luna looked at the photos for a moment. “What do you take me for, Miss Shimmer, an idiot?” she asked. “This is clearly cut and pasted in the worst possible way. What are you, a kindergartener?”
(Scene)
Sunset Shimmer lunged toward Twilight, causing her to drop the Crown after all the effort she had gone to to recover it, and after a short game of keep away, the crown ended up in Applejack’s hands. She looked at it for a moment and then pitched it through the open Portal.
Sunset stared at the portal.
Applejack smiled. “Ah figure you got a bunch of friends over there, waiting for you.” She said, “They can take care of the crown while we kick the stuffing out of Sunset Shimmer.”
(Scene)
Demonic Sunset Shimmer laughed. “I want Equestria.” She declared.
Twilight chuckled. “Go right ahead.” She said, “It is right through that portal there.”
Sunset blinked. “You’re not going to try to stop me?” she asked, confused.
Twilight smiled. “Nope.” She said, “Give my regards to Princess Celestia, Princess Cadence and Princess Luna.”
Sunset was already halfway into the portal when her eyes widened. “Wait, what?” she said as she disappeared.
A moment later, she was hurled back through the portal. Her eyes spun in her head as she lay flat on her back. “Since when does Equestria have four Princesses?” she said.
(Scene)
The kids all were dancing in the gym, as Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna stood by the punch bowl watching them.
Luna looks at her sister and with a raised eyebrow. "Are you sure that the school building is not too damaged for the students to be in here?" she asked. "I mean Sunset Shimmer *did* just rip the entire front off the building, along with any of the support structure that might have been in it..."
Celestia shrugged. "I have no idea." she said simply, "I am actually a little bit more concerned that a girl who did not even have wings twenty minutes ago is now taking a younger friend of hers on a joyride around the gym. Seriously, she just hit that disco ball. First thing I am doing after this is all over is writing regulations for flying on school grounds."
There was a rumbling crash as some more of the school's walls collapsed.
Celestia sighed. "The second thing I am doing is calling a contractor." she said, facepalming.
(Scene)
After returning to Equestria, Twilight approaches Cadence. “Hey, Cadence, can I borrow this Mirror?” she asked, “You know, in case there is a sequel?”
(Scene)
Flash Sentry stands in the hallway, leaning against some lockers.
Music begins to play. (Lonely Zombie from HISHE)
Flash Starts to sing. “I’m just a lonely Gary Stu. I’m just a lonely Gary Stu, in this Hall-way, wishing I could steal a Waifu, a Waifu”
The Pony version of Flash Sentry Appeared began to sing along. “I’m just a lonely Gary Stu, I’m just a lonely Gary Stu. Won’t somebody tell me where are the girls…?”
Before the song could continue, a dozen Brony Original Characters charged into the hallway, brandishing baseball bats, torches and pitchforks.
Both Flashes eyes widened. “Oh, no!” the human said to his pony counterpart. “Run!”
The pair of them dash down the hall and out the door. Human Flash points to the parking lot. “Quickly, we have to get to my…” he cut off as he spotted another group of OCs standing between the two of them and his now destroyed car. “…car.”
Surrounded, the pair of Flashes stand back to back, and the Human Flash gets a sheepish look. “Umm… Blame Megan McCarthy?” he suggests.
As the angry mob closed in, all faded to black.
Author's Note
I just had this in my head, and had to get it out there.
Tell me what you think
Someone needs to do a fanart of a demonic human Fluttershy. That is just too epic.
