Button Pash

Mom says I need to pick a pattern

and stick with it

But

how does she expect me to know

what is the right way

and the wrong way?

Mom says there is no wrong way

only wrong executions

But

how am I expected to learn

what is the wrong way

to execute things?

Mom says I shouldn't take that literally

or write all this down as we speak

But

wasn't writing all this down

supposed to be the point

in the first place?