Button Pash

Oh, to be bored

Stiff as a board

So very bored

More bored than a board

But one does kinda wonder

about being bored

and boredom

How bored can a pony be?

Is there a limit

or is there a higher purpose?

Well, if there were more moms in the world

then there would probably have to be

Because no pony would ever allow

such crippling boredom to persist

unless there were

some higher purpose to it all

It could be some conspiracy

to keep us locked in boredom

render us weak to conditioning;

just like in that one game I played...