Author's Note

I will admit, this battle might be bad, but it's harder than I thought to come up with good raps that somehow make sense. If you don't understand some, give me a break, I didn't plan this in advance. It was an idea that just popped into my head. Anyway, enjoy. Oh, and also, I made the first line of each verse a certain color to identify who is rapping.

Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! #1 Rainbow Dash vs. Scout (TF2)

The stage was lit and a crowd of ponies settled under the star-covered sky. The crowd consisted of hundreds of fillies, colts, mares, and stallions alike. Ever since the fliers reading rap battles will be taking place in town square, it has been the buzz around Equestria.

Rainbow Dash was on stage with a mic in her hoof as she waited eagerly for the battle to start. She had volunteered to be the first contestant in this rap battle once it was rumoured. One thing she didn't know was... where was her opponent? The one she would embarrass on stage and pwn into the next generation. That's when the music started playing in a well balanced beat.

"Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!" The announcement ran throughout the crowd as cheers soon started to be heard. "Rainbow Dash!" Rainbow jumped into a spotlight in the middle of the stage and posed for the crowd. The light reflecting off her mane caused a rainbow to form above her. The crowd cheered with intensity. "Versus!..."

Suddenly, a small white ball with red stitching ran right past Rainbow and into the crowd. Rainbow felt her hooves touch the ground and her body relax from flying. Then, a strange looking creature with a bat on its shoulder walked out from the curtains and posed for the now slightly silent crowd.

"...Thhhhhheeeee Scooouuut! Begin!"

You know, Twilight offered me to read about you
But I'm surprised there even is a book about
A lame ballplayer who's bad at kung-foo.
I mean where ARE you from?
You don't even know? Are you really that dumb?
You have a bat, nice choice in weapon
But I have an element to teach you a lesson.
Your friends get killed back to back
When mine make all our enemies crack.

Woo hoo! Yo what up? It's about to get real!
You ain't one that I would appeal.
Why don't you go back to your fangirl, Scootaloo?
Who can't even fly, but still has got more fans than you!
I mean, you want to join the Wonderbolts?
Well I think that they would rather except a colt.
Yo lazy! Why don't you go crawl back into bed?
Cause' if you were from where I was from
You'd be fuckin' dead!

Rainbow Dash has more fans than your whole team combined!
I can assure you that your life here is timed!
I bet you touched Heavy's minigun
Then Spy and your mom went to have some fun.

Boink! Pow! Bonk! Is all I can hear
From this little, self-confident, bad rappin' tear!
Your fans imagine you as a whore
That they can fuck right on the shore.
I wonder how you got into a real school
Considering that all you are is a big fool.
Even Engineer couldn't fix your problems
I'll hit you so hard, I'll make rainbow m&m's
BITCH!

Who won? Who's next?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!!!