Rainbow Dash's Road Trip

Everyone who said they'd come came. I hollered, "Okay, scoot in, everyone! I still have to cram your bags in the back seat and stuff." AJ raised her hand. "Yes?" "Um, can I sit in front? I get m-" A pink blur shot to the front. "Sorry, pal. Pinkie's riding shotgun today!" She hopped in and started the car while Fluttershy was still helping me pack. The engine went whoovf, the Fluttershy went squeak. Pinkie almost took off with me in the back! I was supposed to be driving! I still had to pick Scootaloo up, so off I went.

When Scoots got in, I admitted that I had no plan whatsoever. Pinkie asked me, "Then where the heck are we going?" To her I yelled, "Nowhere in particular! I'm going with the flow!" "The flow of what? Roads aren't magnetic!" Stupid Pinkie; roads don't need to be magnetic! How is that relevant to anything I said? What I did say was that I had my awake-face on, and I was going to keep it on as long as possible! Wait- did I say that?