Trixie's Evil Council of Doom

by YugiohPonyAvengers

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Comedy
Length: 3150

A parody of the YouTube video Marik's Evil Council of Doom. Trixie forms a council of the My Little Pony villains to try to defeat Twilight and her friends

Trixie forms an evil council to defeat Twilight and her friends with the help of the MLP villains, but things aren't going to go as planned. Who is in her council? What plans do the have for Twilight and co? It's a parody of the YouTube video Marik's Evil Council of Doom by LittleKuriboh. Rated T for Language, Sex Jokes, and Gore.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-16 19:17:15 UTC

Chapter 1: Episode 1

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro and Marik's Evil Council of Doom belongs to LittleKuriboh.

Somewhere in a rock farm cellar...

Trixie was seen talking to a large group of villains who were members of the new council she put together.

"Welcome, mares and gentlecolts. The Great and Powerful Trixie is glad to see you've all arrived. I have assembled all of the My Little Pony G4 villains into one place. This day shall see the end of Princess Twilight Sparkle and her worthless friends! With our combined evil, we shall defeat them...somehow!" Trixie exclaimed. "Now for the evil roll call!"

"Discord!"

"This evil council is truly chaotic!" Discord chuckled evilly.

"Sunset Shimmer!"

"Word to yo mama." Sunset commented.

"Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon!"

"You're lame!" Diamond Tiara yelled.

"Yeah, we don't like you!" Silver Spoon added.

"Tirek!"

"Hello, Equestria!" The centaur greeted.

"King Sombra!"

"Crystals!" The grey unicorn exclaimed.

"Snips and Snails!"

"Duh..." They said.

"And finally, Ah...Ah-Ah-Ahuzot. How do you pronounce this?!?! Ahuzot...Quetzotl? Ok, I'm just gonna call you Daring Do's enemy, alright?" Trixie groaned.

Ahuizotl just grumbled in annoyance at this.

"Anyways, now let's get onto business, EVIL business! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Trixie laughed evilly.

"Wait a minute, this is it? These are all of the My Little Pony villains?" Sunset asked with a confused expression.

"What are you blathering on about?" Trixie questioned.

"Come on, Trix! This can't be it! I mean, what about Luna AKA Nightmare Moon?!" Sunset asked.

"We don't need Luna or Nightmare Moon! She would just slow us down with her fanbase and all that. That's my story and I'm sticking do it!" Trixie answered with a scoff.

"She turned you down because she's not evil anymore, right?" Sunset asked.

"Look, just shut the [bleep] up! Luna is not one of us! She's a hero now, it gives us villains a bad name!" Trixie snapped.

"But wait! I'm not a villain either." Discord commented.

"Of course, you are! You tried to put Equestria into eternal chaos, remember?" Trixie retorted.

"I was just confused! Honestly, I had no idea what I was doing!" Discord protested.

"Is that what you told Fluttershy when she caught you making out with your special somepony?" Sunset asked with a smirk.

"Hahahahahaha! Yeah!" Diamond Tiara laughed.

"Yeah! Hahahahahahahaha! Um...I don't get it." Silver Spoon commented.

"Silence! I command you all to shut the [bleep] up! We did not come here to discuss Discord's sexuality!"  Trixie commanded.

"I did!" Tirek exclaimed.

"Shut up! What we came here to do is beat Twilight and her friends once and for all!" Trixie snapped.

"Crystals." King Sombra commented.

"By the way, there are no free cake slices. That was a lie." Trixie added.

"Crystals..." King Sombra sighed sadly.

"So, how exactly are we going to defeat Twilight and her friends? Are we going to kill them?" Sunset asked. "Because I would totally be on board with that. Especially if it involves fire. I like fire.  It makes me feel comfy."

"No, we won't kill Twilight and her friends! That would be too obvious!" Trixie exclaimed.

"Too fun, more like it..." Sunset grumbled.

"Drum roll, please!" Trixie commanded, but a drumroll wasn't heard. "Come on, is it too hard to ask for a [bleeping] drumroll?!"

Then, the drumroll came up.

"Thank you, for Celestia's sake!" The blue unicorn groaned. "In order to defeat Twilight and her friends, we're going to...play a game of Battle Clouds with them! DUN, DUN, DUNNNNN!"

"That's your plan?" Sunset asked with a bored expression.

"I already did that." Discord commented.

"Yeah, heheheheh, me too." Silver Spoon added.

"This will be no ordinary Battle Clouds game. It will...ok, you can stop the drumroll now!" Trixie began before the drumroll stopped. "Thank you. This game of Battle Clouds will take place...on a boat!"

"A boat?" Sunset groaned in annoyance.

"Yes! Ingenious, isn't it?" Trixie smirked.

"Why a boat?" Sunset asked.

"Because, when they lose the game, we'll...push them off the edge of the boat and into the sea!" Trixie answered proudly.

"And what, prey tell, would that accomplish?" Sunset questioned Trixie.

"Well, their manes would get soaked and it'll take hours for them to dry them off!" Trixie responded.

"Why do we even need to play Battle Clouds? Can't we just push them off the boat?" Sunset suggested.

"No! The Battle Clouds game is important to our plot! The evil plot! Which I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, is the evil mastermind of said plot!" Trixie snapped.

"Um...hey. Where are all of the Pegasi?" Diamond Tiara asked.

"Yeah, heh-heh, where ARE all of the Pegasi?" Silver Spoon added.

"What did they just say?" Trixie asked.

"I think she wants to know where are the Pegasi at?" Sunset answered.

"Foolish neighsayers! There are no Pegasi in My Little Pony! There are only Earth Ponies and Unicorns! And I am the most powerful of them all!" Trixie snapped.

"Keep telling yourself that." Discord commented.

"Look, if we're going to defeat Twilight and her friends, we need to think of something truly evil. Something that doesn't involve board games." Sunset explained.

"What?! No games?! You're insane! I mean, more insane than the rest of us!" Trixie gasped.

"I have an idea!" Tirek declared.

"Oh, and what is your idea, giant centaur?" Trixie asked.

"Why don't we steal Equestria's magic?" Tirek suggested. "Ponies usually laugh when I say that."

"Well, we're not laughing, so shut your [bleep]ing mouth." Trixie snarled. "What about you, Daring Do's enemy? Got any ideas?"

Ahuizotl grumbled in response.

"Yeah, that's great. Shut up." Trixie mumbled.

"Wait a minute, if these are all of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic villains, then where are those three siren freaks that tried corrupting Canterlot High with their singing? You know, the ones from the Equestria Girls sequel?" Sunset asked.

"You mean the movies nobody liked because of that Flash Sentry fellow and that everypony was a human?" Trixie questioned.

"Those are the ones." Sunset nodded.

"I didn't invite them; they're just a bunch of dorks." Trixie scoffed.

"For once, we agree on something." Sunset smiled evilly.

Meanwhile, in the Changeling Hive...

"This is an outrage! Trixie is holding an Evil Council and we're not invited! They've even got free cake slices, the fools!" Queen Chrysalis snapped.

"That Trixie is so mean, boss!" Sonata Dusk whined.

"Yeah, I can't believe she wouldn't allow us into her group!" Adagio Dazzle groaned.

"Zug, Zug." Aria Blaze said.

"We're not going to have her get away with this. We'll have our own evil council and ours will be much better.  And we'll have tacos! Tacos are better than cake slices! Isn't that right, my evil siren henchponies?" Chrysalis suggested.

"Hooray!" Sonata cheered.

"Zug, Zug." Aria added.

Back in the rock farm cellar...

"Come on, one of you mother [bleep]ers must have a decent plan to defeat Twilight and her friends!" Trixie groaned.

"Duh, I have an idea." Snails declared.

"Oh, goody. The dumb lanky unicorn colt has an idea. Well, go ahead and tell us, you scrawny little sparrow." Trixie commented.

"Duh, why don't we steal their Elements of Harmony while they're asleep? Then, they won't be able to stop us." Snails suggested.

"That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard! You go to the back of the class!" Trixie commanded.

"D'oh, I'm so stupid!" Snails groaned.

"Crystals!" Sombra snapped.

"What is it, King Sombra? Do you have an idea that doesn't involve enslaving the Crystal Empire?" Trixie asked.

"Crystals..." Sombra began.

"Enough of this! There's only one way to defeat Twilight and her friends and I know what it is!" Sunset declared.

"For the last time, we're NOT killing them! And if we did, those greedy [bleep]s would censor it!" Trixie retorted.

"We're not going to kill them." Sunset said.

"Then, tell us, Sunny, what will we do?" Trixie asked.

"I told you not to call me Sunny in public!" Sunset snapped.

"Well, you're asking for it! Look at you! You look like a toy of me with Rarity's mane for [bleep]'s sake!" Trixie pointed out.

"I had a toy of you once. I made it say stuff like 'Oh my Celestia, Becky, look at her plot!', heh-heh, and 'I have a big flank' , heh-heh, those dolls are cool!" Silver Spoon chuckled.

"Listen to me! The only way to defeat Twilight and her friends is to spam their HoofTube profiles!" Sunset exclaimed.

"Spam their what?" Trixie asked.

"Their HoofTube profiles. If we spam their profiles, then they'll be forced to surrender to us." Sunset explained.

"That does sound like a good idea. It's very evil! I like it! Now, let's go defeat Twilight and her friends once and for all!" Trixie grinned evilly.

"Hey, I didn't get any lines!" Snips complained.

"Save it for next time, blue." Trixie told him.

Ahuizotl grumbled something.

"You said it, Daring Do's enemy!" Trixie nodded.

Back at the Changeling Hive...

"And in order to defeat Trixie, we shall spam her HoofTube profile!" Chrysalis finished.

"Great idea, boss!" Sonata grinned.

"I'm really liking this idea! It's so evil!" Adagio said.

"I'm surrounded by idiots..." Chrysalis grumbled.

"Zug, Zug." Aria commented.

Chapter 2: Episode 2

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro and Marik's Evil Council of Doom belongs to LittleKuriboh. I also don't own Anaconda.

Somewhere in a rock farm cellar...

"So, to answer your question, King Sombra, my favorite movie of all time is Anaconda because of how bloody it is." Sunset answered.

"Crystals!" Sombra said, sticking his tongue out in disgust.

"I know. I give it two hooves up." Sunset nodded.

"Silence!" Trixie commanded. "It's time for our annual meeting!"

"We can't start yet. Discord is still creating chaos outside." Sunset told her.

"Oh, I suppose we should just wait for him..." Trixie muttered.

"Yup." Sunset nodded.

"So, does anypony know any jokes?" Trixie asked

"Duh, could I go create chaos too?" Snails questioned.

"Oh, hey, Sunset. You should do your impression of Twilight." Trixie suggested.

"I don't have any impressions of Twilight." Sunset commented.

"Don't be so modest! It's [bleep]ing brilliant! Come on, we all want to hear it!" Trixie grinned.  "Isn't that right, my evil council of doom?"

"Not really." Tirek replied.

"Uh, no." Diamond Tiara said.

"Yeah, no." Silver Spoon added.

"I command you all to hear it!" Trixie snapped angrily.

"Uh, ok?" Diamond Tiara asked.

"That's right! You do as I command!" Trixie shouted.

"Well, since you put me on the spot..." Sunset muttered before clearing her throat. "Hello, everypony! I'm Twilight Sparkle! I think I'm better than everypony because I'm the princess and that I was Princess Celestia's student!"

"Ahahahahahaha! That's exactly what she sounds like!" Trixie laughed.

"You should do Trixie next." Diamond Tiara chuckled.

"Yeah, do her!" Silver Spoon added.

"What?! No! Nopony shall do an impression of me! I forbid it!" Trixie snapped.

"Come on, Trixie. It's just a bit of harmless fun." Sunset said.

"It won't be harmless when I stab you in the heart and drain all of the blood out of your body!" Trixie yelled.

"As you wish...neighsayer." Sunset smirked.

The council burst out into laughter at this.

"I never say that! Even if I did, I was making fun of you." Trixie yelled.

"I'm now pumped up for our meeting!" Discord declared as he teleported in.

"Yes, nothing says 'evil' like chocolate rain." Sunset said sarcastically.

"Enough! I call this meeting to order. King Sombra, as the group's secretary, I want you to transcribe everything we say." Trixie commanded.

"Crystals." Sombra nodded as he levitated a notepad and a pen.

"Our first order of business is to discuss what went wrong with our last plan; it was an utter sham! Sham, I say! And that's a word I don't use often." Trixie explained.

"Well, I think--" Sunset began.

"Sham!" Trixie interrupted.

"Are you quite finished?" Sunset asked.

"Perhaps." Trixie answered.

"Well, I guess that it failed since Twilight and her friends never look at their HoofTube profiles. They spend their time saving Equestria." Snips explained.

"Is that so, Mr. Know It All? Then, why didn't you raise that point up at our last meeting?" Trixie asked.

"Well, YOU didn't give me any lines!" Snips retorted.

"Didn't I?! Well, then, let me do you a favor, buck tooth. Since you like talking so much, I'll let you choose what to say when I blow you up with my magic!" Trixie snapped.

"I never saw Prance!" Snips said before blowing up.

"Whoa, he just exploded and stuff." Diamond Tiara gasped.

"Yeah, it's like the time we tried to bake that cake in the toy oven." Silver Spoon nodded.

"Let this be a lesson to all of you: never question my evil plans! No matter how stupid they may be!" Trixie said.

"Actually, that was my plan." Sunset pointed out.

"Oh...well then, in that case, I'm sorry, Snips. Your complaints were true...Snips?" Trixie said.

"You killed him! You killed my best friend! You monster!" Snails sobbed before leaving.

"Yes, I suppose I did...oh well." Trixie shrugged. "On to the next matter! I would like to introduce you all to the newest member of our council!"

"Hello, everypony! My name is Sweetie Belle!" Rarity's sister greeted.

"You invited a filly into our council? Really, Trixie? I would expect this sort of thing from Discord, but not from you." Sunset groaned.

"It's not the filly I'm interested in, it's...the doll." Trixie smiled evilly.

"The doll?" Sunset asked.

"Yes, with that doll on our side, nothing can stop us! Not even Twilight and her friends!" Trixie answered.

"Trixie, have you been drinking too much cider again?" Sunset questioned.

"No! And it was only one time! Let it go already!" Trixie replied.

"Say hello to the nice ponies, Smarty Pants." Sweetie Belle told her doll.

"I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOULS!!!" Smarty Pants shouted.

"See?! See how utterly evil it is?! Truly it is an abomination!" Trixie pointed out.

"Awwww, look at her little button eyes! I wanna hug her!" Tirek squealed.

"TOUCH ME AND DIE, UNCLEAN ONE!!" Smarty Pants growled.

"It's so precious. I want a doll like that." Tirek said.

"YOUR DEATHS SHALL NOT COME SWIFTLY! YOU WILL SUFFER MY UNENDING WRATH!!!" Smarty Pants threatened.

"Everypony, shut the [bleep] up! I command you all to stop acting like foals!" Trixie commanded.

"I'm a filly, I can't help it." Sweetie Belle protested.

"Hello there, little filly. Would you like to have some cotton candy clouds?" Discord asked.

"Discord, stop trying to be a pervert and help me think of a plan to defeat Twilight and her friends! A plan so evil that not even the foulest organizations can come up with it!" Trixie snapped.

"You mean Hasbro?" Sunset questioned.

"I was trying to be subtle, but yes, that was who I meant." Trixie responded.

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAB THEM IN THEIR FACES WITH KNIVES?!" Smarty Pants asked.

"I suggested killing them in the last video. Newbie..." Sunset grumbled.

"I'M WAITING TO FEAST ON YOUR CORPSE!" Smarty Pants snarled.

"Little filly, can you PLEASE control your doll?!" Sunset scolded Sweetie Belle.

"Fluffy Tail!!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed.

"My tail is NOT fluffy!" Sunset growled.

"Oh, shut up, Fluffy Tail. We need to think of a plan: something sadistic." Trixie said.

"We could, like, throw a bunch of dynamite sticks into Twilight's castle." Silver Spoon suggested.

"Or send them a bunch of prank phone calls." Diamond Tiara added.

"How's that going to defeat Twilight and her friends?" Trixie asked.

"I don't know." Diamond Tiara shrugged.

"Yeah, we're just here to look for blank flanks to pick on." Silver Spoon added.

"Oh right...I forgot what you two do all the time..." Trixie muttered.

"BLANK FLANK!" Diamond Tiara shouted at Sweetie Belle.

"Hey, stop that!" Sweetie Belle yelled back.

"Your mother is a blank flank!" Trixie retorted.

"YOUR MOTHER PLAYS BATTLE CLOUDS IN TARTARUS!!!" Smarty Pants yelled.

"I know, that's because she died when I was a filly!" Trixie snapped as the phone rang.

"Oh..." Smarty Pants said while the phone kept ringing.

"Just a second, let me get the phone." Trixie told them, levitating the phone. "Yes, what the [bleep] is it?!"

"Hello there. Is your refrigerator running?" Chrysalis asked on the other end.

"I don't have a [bleep]ing refrigerator! I'm an evil mastermind who lives in a [bleep]ing cellar in a [bleep]ing rock farm for [bleep]'s sake! Why would I need a refrigerator?!?!" Trixie snapped.

"Well, you better go and catch it!" Chrysalis exclaimed before hanging up.

"What?!?! What the [bleep] is that supposed to mean?!" Trixie demanded.  "Oh, I see, that was a prank call. Well, you'd have to get pretty early in the morning to make me look bad, neighsayer!"

"I told you she said it." Sunset commented.

"Shut up, Fluffy Tail!" Trixie yelled.

Meanwhile....

"Curses! My cunning plan to fool Trixie into thinking her refrigerator was running has been foiled! We shall have to think of another strategy! Isn't that right, my evil siren henchponies?" Chrysalis sighed in annoyance.

"We can't hear you, boss! We're too busy singing!" Sonata called out.

"Curse you and your singing!" Chrysalis yelled.

"Zug, Zug." Aria said.

Back in Trixie's lair...

"I have an idea, Trixie. Why don't you use the Alicorn Amulet to control Twilight and her friends? You know, so they can defeat themselves?" Sunset suggested.

"You fool! Don't you know that the Alicorn Amulet can't control multiple ponies at once?! It only works on one pony! Why do you think why the rest of Ponyville wasn't under my control?" Trixie snapped.

"Wait a minute, if  that's true, how did it work on you?" Sunset asked.

"Do I need to repeat myself again?" Trixie demanded.

"No..." Sunset grumbled.

"Look, I don't make the rules! I just followed what the rules were from the creator of the Alicorn Amulet." Trixie pointed out.

"I knew him." Discord smirked.

"Why does this not surprise me? Look, one of us must have said something that would help us defeat Twilight and her friends. Sombra, pass me the transcript of the meeting." Trixie commanded.

"Crystals!" Sombra said, levitating the transcript to Trixie.

"Let's see...WHAT?! This just says 'crystals' over and over again! I told you to write down everything we were saying!" Trixie snapped.

"Crystals!" Sombra exclaimed.

"Enough! You're fired, Sombra! Get out of here!" Trixie yelled.

"Crystals..." Sombra grumbled.

"Now that's taken care of, let's celebrate by watching Anaconda!" Sunset declared.

"Great idea!" Trixie grinned.

One movie rental later...

"Wow, there's a lot of blood in this movie. Is that his intestines?" Trixie asked.

"Yes, Trixie. Those are his intestines. Can you please be quiet?" Sunset grumbled.

"Is it going to kill that mare?" Trixie questioned.

"Shut up, Trixie!" Sunset snapped.

"We should've rented a comedy..." Trixie grumbled in annoyance.

"Ugh..." Sunset groaned as she facehoofed herself.

"Just how much blood does that mare have?" Trixie asked.