The New Recruit

by kingfish

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Porn, Royal Guard, Profanity, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3381

A stallion wants to get into the Royal Guard. But before he does, he has to do something for them...

Fimfiction needs a Royal Guards tag. :ajbemused:
EDIT: Yay! Finally a Royal Guards tag! Story has been updated accordingly. :yay:

Coconut Drizzle has always wanted into the Royal Guard, ever since he was a little colt. Finally, he has been able to realize his dream. But his excitement is halted in its tracks when he learns that he has to pass yet another test to get in for good. But this test isn't like any of the others; this is a very special test...

This is a gay clopfic starring the Royal Guards and a non-personal OC. Very little story here; this is pretty much shameless clop and not meant to be taken at all seriously. Do not read if you are homophobic, a prude, a troll, or an innocent (but let's face it; if you're here, you're probably not innocent). Any rude or hateful or trolling comments will be deleted responded to in a politely derisive manner.
Contains nuts, non-dairy cream and large quantities of meat.
Triggers: orgy, oral, anal, spitroast, double anal, cum swallowing, cum sharing, anal creampie, sloppy seconds, dirty thirds, foul fourths, filthy fifths, minor role play
Partially, but not completely, (okay, mostly) inspired by this story, which was in turn inspired by Braeburned NSFW art.

Published 2014-11-04 23:20:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-04 23:20:06 UTC

Yes, Sir!

Coconut Drizzle trotted eagerly down the hall toward the Guard's barracks, a huge smile trying desperately to claw its way to his face and being kept in check only by the earth pony's rigorous military training. The senior Guard next to him, General Granite, was visibly exasperated at having to deal with such a newbie, but he was the tour guide for all new recruits, a job in which he obviously took no pleasure.

Coconut, however, was as chipper as could be. As he trotted, his light tan coat and chocolate-brown mane rustled under his armor, creating a slight ripple effect like wind-blown grass.

But of course, those details aren't important. He was becoming a Royal Guard!

He had wanted from his earliest days to be an officer in the Royal Guard. He went as a Guard nearly every Nightmare Night, except for one year when his parents had convinced him to go as his namesake plant. This naturally ended in disaster; every other pony whose door he had knocked on had pinched his cheeks and said he was "so adorable!"

So there was that.

He had constantly studied the Guard's rulebooks, notable members, and history, and lived his life by the Royal Oath. He made it his duty to protect the smaller and the weaker and the ponies not able to defend themselves. Of course, he was usually smaller and weaker than the pony he was trying to stand up to, so it never went very well.

Plus, since he was gay, he had his own bully troubles. He knew gay Guards were largely frowned upon, but it didn't matter to him; he had to get in. And eventually, he had.

The two stallions came to a fairly unimpressive-looking door, especially considering the rest of the castle, and the general walked in without knocking. Coconut followed him inside and saw a large room that was about twice as long as it was wide.

The marble walls were lined with many bunks, all of them perfectly straight and made. In the back of the room were sets of lockers which Coconut knew contained their armor and equipment. In the center of the room was a low table used for meetings of non-military nature. Granite turned around and Coconut saw that he was grinning.

"Welcome to the barracks," he said. "You've passed all the exams and physical tests with flying colors. But before you can take the Oath and get your own bunk here, you need to pass one final test."

Another one?! thought Coconut. But he managed to hide his anger, or at least he thought he did. He remembered his training and made sure to be respectful of his superior.

"What is it, sir?" he asked calmly.

"For this test, you will be the Guards' fucktoy."

"Uh, pardon, sir?"

"Did I misspeak, private?"

"I don't know, sir." The senior officer looked closer at him.

"What was that?" he said threateningly. Coconut sighed inwardly, but remained straight-faced.

"No, sir, you did not misspeak."

"No, I did not, private. You are to service every Guard in my platoon. You will be the bitch of the barracks. You will be their sexual relief. Am I speaking clearly enough?" Coconut gulped.

"Yes, sir." He was still not sure if the general was serious or not, but it was really starting to look that way.

"Good. Guards, fall in!" Suddenly, a seemingly endless stream of Royal Guards came trotting quickly through the door that Coconut and Granite had come through, as if they had been waiting outside for their cue. They all began to form two orderly lines, but when Coconut moved to join them, he was stopped by the general's stern voice.

"I said 'Guards,' private. Are you a Guard?"

"No, sir." Not yet, at least.

"Then stay where you are."

"Yes, sir." Eventually both sides of the room were lined with Guards, several of which were grinning slightly. Whenever Granite turned in their direction, however, they slyly reverted to a neutral expression. They stood perfectly at attention, identical down to their colors due to the enchantments on their armor. Once they had all settled into their spots, Granite spoke in a booming voice.

"This stallion is named Coconut Drizzle. He is the newest entrant into the Royal Guard and he has agreed to take the final test." Several small snickers erupted, but Granite stopped them with an extremely harsh clearing of his throat.

"Now, naturally, standard final test rules apply." He turned to Coconut and spoke more quietly, but still loud enough for the whole platoon to hear. "After the test, you will be evaluated on your individual skills and merits, such as sucking ability and tightness, your obedience to your senior officers, and your overall performance."

"Sir?" he said uncertainly as Granite walked past him toward the door.

"Good luck, private," the general said smugly as he walked through the door and shut it behind him. Coconut turned to see all the Guards looking at him like a pack of hungry timberwolves.

"Uh... So, who first?" he asked nervously. One Guard stepped forward and Coconut saw that he was sporting a huge hard-on. He stopped a small distance away from the recruit and sat on his haunches on the ground, then gestured to his dick.

"Come on, boy," he said in a deep, masculine voice. "Suck my dick." Coconut felt a little shiver go through his body as he slowly walked forward. When he reached the Guard, he bent down, coming face-to-tip with the member.

It was large, maybe 9 inches long and 1.5 inches in diameter. In contrast to the pure white of the Guard's enchanted coat, the cock was a solid black. He could see the round balls bouncing slightly as the shaft throbbed with the stallion's heartbeat. His own member was becoming engorged as well with blood brought on by his arousal, and it was already bobbing to its own beat.

"Well," said the stallion, "are you going to suck or not?" With only slight hesitation, Coconut moved forward and placed his lips on the tip. It tasted of stallion; that was the only way to suitably describe it. The delicious, musky taste flooded his mouth and he sighed contentedly. He flicked his tongue across the glans and sucked lightly on it, already beginning to enjoy himself.

"I didn't say to tease me, private," said the stallion sternly. "I said to suck my dick." He placed a hoof on the back of Coconut's head and pushed him down the shaft, and he grunted as the pillar of meat was forced down his throat. He made good use of his previous dick-sucking experience and relaxed his throat muscles, allowing the tip past his uvula with nary a gag. He enthusiastically licked his tongue along the bottom of the shaft, then stuck it out and ventured to the balls. He rolled the black orbs around on his tongue and moaned lightly.

"Hey, look, stallions," said a Guard off to the side. "I think we have a genuine coltcuddler among us!" Several of the stallions chuckled and the one Coconut was sucking off rubbed his hoof affectionately over the back of his neck.

He looked around and saw that many of the stallions were stroking themselves, and a few were stroking each other. One stallion was even sucking off another. The scent of musk was growing in the barracks; he guessed they were enjoying the show.

Breathing around the cock in his mouth was difficult, so Coconut retracted his head and popped it out from between his lips. He moved down and took one of the testicles into his mouth, letting the rod slap and rub against his face. He inhaled the scent of the Guard's musk, shivering as a small wave of pleasure rippled through him.

Unknown to him, another Guard walked up behind him. He did not notice until the Guard suddenly smacked his ass with a hoof. The testicle he was sucking on popped out of his mouth.

"Anh!" he cried out, part in pain and part in pleasure.

"Ooh, does somepony like that?" Coconut elected not to reply. The stallion first moved away, then as Coconut took the first Guard's dick back into his mouth, he felt a soft, wet pressure on his taint. The stallion behind him licked up his taint and over his asshole, continuing up along his tail before removing his tongue.

Coconut continued to suck off the Guard in front of him while he heard the one behind him spit. He then felt a pressure at his back entrance and realized what was happening. He relaxed his anal muscles, eagerly allowing the stallion passage into his colon. The now well-lubed tip popped in and spread his anal walls, making him let out a groan.

"Ooh, you like that?" said the stallion.

"Mmm," moaned Coconut simply. The top gradually worked his way into the young stallion's asshole, pushing past Coconut's ring and eventually the curve of his sigmoid, making him feel even more full. It was definitely larger than average and filled up his ass more than sufficiently. He pushed back onto it, eager to get it further inside him. After a moment he bumped against the Guard's belly, having taken the whole length in one slow thrust.

"Holy shit," grunted the Guard. "You feel pretty loose for a rookie." Coconut popped the dick out of his mouth to make a reply.

"Whoever said I was a rookie?" The stallions all laughed before he went back to the task at hoof. The Guard behind him thrust in and out, slapping lewdly against his cheeks and pleasurably rubbing against his prostate. He groaned as he was fucked from both ends by the stallions' thick rods.

The stallion in front of him began thrusting with more earnest into his mouth. Knowing what would be coming next, he sucked harder, trying to draw out as much cum as possible. The stallion pushed him down onto his cock with a hoof and thrust faster and faster until eventually, the dam burst.

The nameless Guard gave one final thrust and forced himself down Coconut's throat, spewing loads of sticky spunk directly into his gullet. He pulled back to catch some on his tongue. It was smooth and bittersweet, and he swallowed more squirts hungrily. He popped the dick out of his mouth and the stallion moved back.

The stallion fucking him pulled out suddenly, leaving him with a terrible feeling of emptiness. He grabbed Coconut in his magical field and dragged him over to the nearest bunk.

"Get on your back, private," he said, releasing the magical field. Coconut obeyed and turned over onto his back. Several other Guards walked over, climbing on the bunk and surrounding him. After a few moments, about ten or so rock-hard rods filled his vision.

He spread his legs and showed off his hole, waiting for a cock to come fill it. The Guard leaned over him and lined up his dick with Coconut's hole. He pushed forward and he was quickly engulfed by the stallion's passage.

Coconut reached out and grabbed the nearest dick and brought it to his mouth, clamping down and sucking on it in earnest. The shaft was slathered in precum, and he could tell the stallion was close to his orgasm. He also grabbed other dicks and stroked them as well.

The stallion on his rear thrust into Coconut, pounding his ass slap after slap. He looked into the recruit's face and spoke.

"What do you think of the test, rookie?" he asked sultrily.

Coconut groaned around the shaft in his mouth in reply, grunting at the pounding pressure in his rear. The stallion continued to rut him, his thrusts increasing in speed. He went faster and faster, until he finally buried himself in Coconut's ass and came with a loud grunt. Cum shot into his colon, painting it white inside, and his anal muscles clamped down in an effort to milk the stallion of all his seed.

Immediately after, the stallion he was sucking on also came, shooting into his mouth and coating it with sticky goodness. He swallowed as much as he could, but a few strands dripped out the corners of his mouth. One stallion leaned in and ran his tongue over Coconut's cheeks, licking it up, then shared it with one of his buddies in a messy kiss.

The stallion that had been pounding his ass pulled out and a strand of cum connected them for a moment before breaking. He backed away to allow another stallion access, who unceremoniously stuffed his lubricated member inside and immediately began pounding away.

"Looks to me like your name should be 'Coconut Creampie,'" said the previous Guard tauntingly. The other stallion rutted Coconut mercilessly, the tip of his cock grinding against Coconut's prostate. He could feel a pressure in his abdomen and he brought his hoof down and grabbed his erection. He popped a dick out of his mouth but continued to use his other hoof to jerk off his compatriots.

"Oh, fuck me," he said.

"Hey," barked the Guard, "around here, we give the orders!" Despite his protest, he thrust extra hard into Coconut. The impact let out a loud slap and sent a shiver through him, bringing him even closer to the edge. When he thrust hard again, Coconut finally reached the tipping point and cried out in ecstasy.

"Anh, Celestia!" A thick spurt of cum shot out and splattered onto his muzzle and several more covered his chest and belly. A stallion then leaned in from the left and brought him into a sloppy kiss. Coconut moaned into the stallion's mouth as they shared the cum, and then did the same to more stallions who wanted their own share.

His libido still unsatisfied, Coconut pushed back into the stallion rutting his ass and worked him for his cum. He was soon rewarded with a sexy groan and a familiar blossoming of warmth inside him. The stallion pulled out with a wet schlorp and Coconut moved over to where another stallion was stroking his throbbing member.

The new recruit climbed on top of him and, much to the Guard's pleasant surprise, lowered himself onto the thick meat pole. As he took it in with an effeminate and lusty moan, several errant streams of cum dripped out of his abused hole and onto the stallion's thighs. He reached his hooves down and grabbed Coconut's rump by the cutie marks, forcing him to move up and down on the shaft.

Another stallion moved around to his front and the one fucking Coconut started licking and kissing the newcomer's hole. He quickly filled Coconut's mouth and he once again felt his dick hardening. Then after a while, a third stallion came over and laid himself on top of Coconut, surprising him into dropping the dick he was sucking.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"No questions," the stallion said in a gruff voice. He moved forward and Coconut felt something poking at where the one stallion's shaft was entering him. He panted excitedly as the third stallion pushed his hips forward, squeezing into Coconut's asshole along with the stallion that was already there.

Coconut moaned loudly and effeminately as his hole was stretched further than it had ever before. He felt like he was being torn in half, but he could feel nothing but pleasure. His flexible walls stretched like elastic around the second intruder, but ultimately managed to accommodate both shafts.

"Oh, that feels good," breathed Coconut, leaning back and trying to get them both further inside him. "So full." The two stallions began to slowly alternate thrusts, each moving in when the other moved out and vice versa. They both thrust in and out steadily like pistons, and the cum from the previous stallions that they were using as lubricant dribbled out and dripped down their balls.

Even as he sucked off the stallion in front of him eagerly, he continued to moan and gasp at the feeling of having two cocks in his ass at the same time. There was never a time when he did not have his ass filled with throbbing stallion flesh. It was a constant barrage of sensations, sending him to new heights of arousal and pleasure.

"Mmm!" he moaned around the dick in his mouth, letting it go after a moment and bringing his hoof to stroke it. "Oh, shit, that feels good! Oh, yeah!"

"Tell me what you want, private," said the stallion on top of him.

"Oh, I want you to cum in me, sir!"

"Are you sure?" he asked with an evil-looking grin of sadistic pleasure.

"Yes, please! I want you to both fill me up with your cum!" The stallion beneath him gripped his cutie marks and thrust faster, his balls knocking against the ones of the stallion on top. The top stallion also thrust harder, driving Coconut into the one on the bottom.

Coconut popped the dick out of his mouth and moved to the stallion's balls, sucking on them like candy. The Guard fucking him on the bottom removed his own mouth and went to kiss Coconut. When their mouths mashed together, he tasted cum on the stallion's lips. Obviously the other Guards had been getting up to some frisky business.

The two stallions both fucked Coconut like jackhammers and he clenched his cheeks, tightening his ass around them, until the one on top finally shot his load, followed immediately after by the one below. Coconut sat back and moaned as he was double-filled and jerked himself, right on the edge of his own orgasm. The twin streams shot erratically, filling his abdomen with even more warm, sticky cum, and Coconut loved every second.

"You want this cum, don't you, rookie?" said the stallion.

"Fuck, yes! Oh, I want it, sir! Fill me up with your thick cum!"

The two stallions both ground into Coconut's ass, riding out the last waves of their orgasms. Just as they started to die down, Coconut reached the epitome of his own pleasure and spewed his second load across the chest and muzzle of the stallion under him.

"Oh, fuck yes! Ah! Oh Celestia, yes!" His ass clenched down on the two cocks inside him and he leaned down and licked the remains of his climax off the stallion's chest. He then licked the cum off his muzzle and transferred it all to yet another cum-swapping kiss. As they made out with Coconut's cum as a third wheel, the stallion behind him pulled out of his ass with a wet plop.

Coconut leaned in closer and ground his chest and pelvis against the other stallion, enjoying the closeness and the feeling of his leftover cum matting their fur together. Eventually, they broke the kiss and the stallion wriggled himself out from under him.

Coconut was left laying in a small drying pool of leftover cum on the bunk. He tiredly looked up at the Guard that had been on top of him.

"How did I do?" he asked. After some consideration, the Guard answered.

"I'll definitely put in a good review." Coconut jumped down from the bed and staggered to the door.

"Awesome," he said with a dumb-looking smile.

***

The Princess of the Sun brought her hoof down one last time and came, shooting copious streams of her marecum onto the sheets of her bed. She caught some on her hoof and brought it toward her nose, inhaling the scent of her arousal. She brought it closer and closed her eyes, then stuck her tongue out and slowly licked the liquid sex off the tip of her hoof.

She eagerly watched the Guards as they cleaned up the remains of the enormous orgy that had just occurred in the barracks. Some of them had paired or tripled up during the test and were still fucking with earnest, and the rest were looking on with lust as they cleaned up. She always loved seeing the new recruits take their final test. It was so fortunate that she had thought to install that camera.

"I wonder how they would all look in spandex..." she contemplated to herself.